Friday, October 31, 2008

“What a stone!”

I am in receipt of a giant survey — also a TV-diary.
About two weeks ago we got a dinnertime phonecall from someplace that wanted to do a telephone survey.
“It’ll just take a few seconds, Mr. Hughes.”
20 minutes; that’s 1,200 seconds.
I wrote that up earlier.
I was told I’d soon be receiving a follow-up snail-mail survey, and a TV-diary.
“TV-diary?” I asked.
“Yada-yada-yada-yada!”
“Well okay,” I said. Won’t amount to anything. All we watch is the news.
So now I’m filling out the follow-up survey.
“What kind of person is this guy?”
“No Mountain Dew, no NASCAR, no glomming of Cheetos, no Mickey-D.”
“Have you done anything at all over the past year?”
“Went to Horseshoe Curve a few times.”
“What’s that?”
“Greatest railfan spot I’ve ever been to, and I’ve been to quite a few; even Californy.”
“No Disney-World, no Busch Gardens, no Buffalo Bills games?”
“Nope!”
“Not even Watkins Glen or the Cineplex?”
“Extreme Armageddon on the movie-screen?”
“Doncha watch golf on TV?”
“What could be more boring than watching golf?”
“The Tour-de-France,” Mrs. Hoyle would say at the mighty Mezz.
(Her husband’s a bicycle-freak.)
“Pedal-pedal-pedal-pedal. Are they done yet?”
“How about Extreme Home Mayhem when they blow up the house?”
“Nope,” I said; “nothing but news.”
“How about your Internet use? MSNBC or USA-Today?”
“All I do is argue with my all-knowing blowhard brother on our family’s web-site. He’s a tub-thumping conservative, and fervent Limberger wannabee. Also a pretend macho Harley-guy.”
“It’s very entertaining. I could say it keeps me sharp, but it’s way too easy. All I hafta do is show up.”
“No Wal*Mart, no Olde Navy, no Macy’s?”
“Do ya get any pleasure out of life at all?”
“Yeah; couple a’ Dash-9s wide-open climbing the mighty Curve, or steam-locomotive whistles echoing through the hollers at Cass.”
“So who are you voting for?”
“Oh, I don’t know....... Probably Obama, but only because McCain named that bimbo to be his running-mate. I’m not sure I’d want a president like that.”

  • “Mountain Dew, NASCAR, Cheetos, and MacDonalds” are all life-enhancing preferences of my all-knowing, blowhard brother-from-Boston, the macho ad-hominem king, who noisily badmouths everything I do or say.
  • Horseshoe Curve (the “mighty Curve”), west of Altoona, Pennsylvania, is by far the BEST railfan spot I have ever been to. Horseshoe Curve is a national historic site. It was a trick used by the Pennsylvania Railroad to get over the Allegheny mountains without steep grades. Horseshoe Curve was opened in 1854, and is still in use. (I am a railfan, and have been since I was a child.)
  • The “mighty Mezz” is the Canandaigua Daily-Messenger newspaper, from where I retired almost three years ago. Best job I ever had. Pam Hoyle was a display advertising coordinator there.
  • “Extreme Home Mayhem” is ABC-TV’s “Extreme Home Makeover.”
  • “Limberger” is Rush Limbaugh. I call him that because I think he stinks.
  • The “Dash-9” is a General-Electric freight diesel railroad-locomotive; around 4,000 or more horsepower.
  • “Cass” is a state park in Cass, WV; an old logging railroad preserved. It has around six steam-locomotives, but they are a special design. The standard side-rod locomotive would not work on the steep grades and rough track of logging railroads. Special designs (most often the “Shay,” named after its designer) used a drive-shaft to turn gears on the locomotive trucks — thus smoothing out the drive-forces. That driveshaft was turned by pistons — but it wasn’t the drive-pistons directly cranking the drive-wheels through side-rods; it was pistons cranking the driveshaft. A logging railroad locomotive rarely got above 20 mph — and they weren’t big enough, or powerful enough, for regular railroads.
  • “That bimbo” is Sarah Palin.
  • Thursday, October 30, 2008

    Sarah Allen

    About five to seven years into my almost 10-year career at the mighty Mezz, a reporter named Sarah Allen was hired.
    Sarah was tall and thin and fairly attractive, and probably in her late 20s, which means I was old enough to be her grandfather.
    Sarah was hired to be backup Police Reporter.
    Our Police Reporter was Anne Johnston (“AJ”), and was a fabulous Police Reporter.
    She reflected the dedication of all long-time Messenger employees, people driven to do a good job.
    She kept a scanner at home, and if something came on it, she’d get up and go cover it.
    Car accidents, fires, whatever; she was the reporter. She also covered criminal court-cases.
    What made her good was her cultivating good working relationships with her sources; so her reporting could be exceptional.
    AJ also had a daily duty to the newspaper: the “Police Beat;” daily reportage of local police blotters.
    Like most Messenger employees she was stretched way too thin.
    “Police Beat” was culled from a blizzard of faxes; usually one fax per incident.
    “Police Beat” might only run eight column-inches, but it could be an entire half-page.
    So AJ needed help, and that was Sarah Allen.
    I remember AJ’s insistence we not hire some slacker. The hire had to pinch-hit.
    Sarah was also a reporter; often filing a touchy-feely front-page story.
    I remember her covering a local school language program to teach English to children of Vietnamese immigrants.
    The head of that program was Karin Morgan (“CAR-in”), who we went to college with.
    “I went to college with that girl,” I said to Sarah.
    “‘Girl?’” Sarah asked. “Seemed more like a grown woman to me.”
    Well yes, Class of ‘67 — that makes her in her late 50s; not Sarah’s age.
    The Messenger had four regular columns each week, and it fell to me to process them, since I could.
    —1) Was “Johnny B” (John Barrington), our Seniors Columnist. JB (in his 80s) was ‘pyooter-challenged. All he could do was crank out his column on his old Royal typewriter, the one he used cranking out sports coverage for some news service in the ‘50s.
    I tried to show him e-mail, but he was lost.
    I could OCR-scan his column, but it was a mess. Too many misreads — JB had penciled in corrections.
    Finally I turned it over to a typist; we had a girl that was really fast.
    It was faster for her to type JB’s column, so that was what we did.
    —2) Was “Green Thumb,” by Doc and Katy Abraham of nearby Naples, our gardening column. “Green Thumb” was nationally syndicated; not just the Messenger. They also had a radio-program.
    We’d get Word printouts snail-mail, so I could OCR-scan them.
    Doc and Katy were in their 90s — I’m sure the Word printouts were their son.
    They could have been attached in e-mails, but a hard-copy Word printout was better than nothing.
    What I’d do is OCR-scan their column, fiddle it, and then file the result.
    That is what got published — pretty much what they filed. I didn’t alterate anything.
    —3) Was a weekly column by the Ontario County Cooperative Extension; first Pam Chiverton (“CHIV-rrr-tin”), and then Pat Pavelsky (“pa-VEL-skee”).
    Both were the head-honchos of the Ontario County Cooperative Extension; first Pammy then Pat.
    Pavelsky began e-mailing her column to me after I suggested it.
    That was a slam-dunk.
    About all I had to do was delete her Word hot-links. Her hot-links were the web-address listed a second time, and I couldn’t have that address appear twice in the newspaper.
    I found it interesting that about every column she wrote had “peace of mind” in it.
    But it was her column; so I never changed it.
    The Ontario County Cooperative Extension column was advice for Ontario County residents. Not just gardening, but also retirement and credit and house advice.
    —4) Was our Sunday Investing column by local financial advisors.
    This was a slew of people, and ran the gamut of New York City boiler-plate to locally written copy.
    -a) We tried to avoid boiler-plate.
    A local financial advisor was Brent Ascroft (“AS-croft”), and every once-in-a-while I’d get a snail-mail from him containing two or more columns.
    Earlier he was mailing to page-editor Bill Robinson, but once the newspaper miss-spelled his name as “Ashcroft.” —So Brent wrote Robinson a nasty letter, but also miss-spelled Robinson’s name or something, so Robinson gave him the third degree.
    From then on the snail-mails came to me.
    But they’d be written in New York City (“boiler-plate”); they even had the web-address.
    Doing them was a slam-dunk; just copy the web-address into my browser, copy/paste, and VIOLA; a ready-to-run business column.
    But it was boiler-plate.
    Every once in a while Ascroft would call, wondering when were gonna run “his stuff.”
    “Well eventually,” we’d say. But we’d run his stuff only if we didn’t have a locally written alternative.
    -b) Was Jim Rulison (“Rew-luh-sin”) — although that was before I was doing the biz-columns.
    We ran Rulison a lot, but then he got arrested for taking financial advantage of the elderly.
    So much for Rulison!
    -c) There were a bunch of others; namely “Rocco,” some ski guy, and another. Rocco was an e-mailer, and so was the ski guy. The other guy was a Word printout I’d OCR-scan, but it sounded like boiler-plate. That guy was associated with MetLife, and it sounded like MetLife boiler-plate.
    He came to visit me once. Utter confusion. Here this poor guy was trying to interact with a stroke-survivor who could hardly talk.
    -d) Was Jim Terwilliger (“ter-will-EE-grrr”), a Canandaigua city councilman, and financial advisor at Canandaigua National Bank.
    Terwilliger e-mailed his columns to me as Word attachments, but all I had was 6.1. What Terwilliger had was a more recent version of Word.
    Back-and-forth we’d go about bullets and indents, which my 6.1 couldn’t do. Terwilliger would call up Fearless-Leader: “When ya gonna get that poor guy a more recent version of Word?”
    Finally I started forwarding his e-mails to here at home, where I could open his columns with my Word-98.
    End of bullet problem.
    I could process here at home, and e-mail back to the Messenger.

    I didn’t do much actual editing.
    I’d print out what I’d done, and hand over to a reporter to be my second set of eyes.
    Once I handed a Pavelsky column to Sarah Allen, and I got it back with a bunch of suggestions.
    They all made sense, and I did every one.
    I was impressed, so I started handing everything to Sarah to proof.
    One time we got a Doc and Katy column with the word “hiarrhea.”
    “Ever heard of that?” I penciled in. “I Google ‘hiarrhea’ and get no hits.”
    “Absolutely not!” she fired back. “It should be ‘diarrhea.’”
    It got so I was throwing so much stuff at her, I worried about it.
    I e-mailed BossMan, and copied her in, if it was fair for me to be lobbing so much stuff at her.
    “Keep it coming,” she said. “This stuff is more rewarding than the other stuff I do.”
    “If Sarah wants to proof that,” BossMan said; “let her.”
    Sarah finally quit; finished her requirements for an elementary education degree at a nearby college.
    It was a sad day for both of us. “Who do I get to proof this stuff now?” I asked. “I kept throwing it at you because you were doing a superior job.”

  • The “mighty Mezz” is the Canandaigua Daily-Messenger newspaper, from where I retired almost three years ago. Best job I ever had.
  • The college was Houghton College in western New York, from where I graduated with a BA in 1966. I’ve never regretted it, although I didn’t graduate with their approval. Houghton is a religious liberal-arts college.
  • “OCR-scan” is Optical-Character-Recognition scan, to scan a typewritten or printed document and produce computer text.
  • “Naples,” NY.
  • RE: “Alterate......” —I was once driving a Transit bus (I drove transit-bus for Regional Transit Service, the transit-bus operator in Rochester, NY, for 16&1/2 years) down a main highway, and passed a dry-cleaner that had a sign out front that said it “alterated” clothes.
  • RE: “New York City boiler-plate (versus) locally written copy.......” —“New York City boiler-plate” is financial advice written by someone at the headquarters in New York City. Our goal was to publish advice written by a local financial advisor.
  • I had a stroke October 26, 1993, and it slightly compromised my speech.
  • “Word-6.1” is a fairly early version of Microsoft Word — installed on my ‘pyooter at the mighty Mezz with eight floppies, after much weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth. My version at home was Word-98.
  • “Fearless-Leader” was my nickname for George Ewing (“You-ing”) Jr., the head-honcho at the Messenger.
  • “BossMan” is Robert Matson (“MATT-sin”), Executive Editor at the Messenger. —A person I thought the world of. Also a Houghton grad (1980), like me.

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  • Wednesday, October 29, 2008

    “Everybody bad”

    Political season is at highest dudgeon.
    Frantic mud-slinging is rampant on the airwaves.
    The political badmouthing is almost continuous.
    I usually zap the ads, but “Oh, we gotta hear this!”
    First, a little preliminary explanation:
    —1) The U.S. Postal Service is supposed to keep track of political mailings, so.......
    —2) Each Post-Office is supposed to count the mailings before delivery.
    —3) The candidates in our area are mainly incumbant REPUBLICAN Randy Kuhl (“Cool”) for Congress, versus Democratic challenger Eric Massa (“Mah-ssuh”). (Massa almost won last time.)
    —4) Fran, the postmaster at the West Bloomfield Post-Office where my wife works part-time, has set aside two bins for the mailings, one labeled “Massa-bad,” and the other “Kuhl-bad.”
    This is because every political mailing lobs mud at the opponent: “Massa will extend healthcare to illegal aliens!” “50,000 jobs outsourced from New York under Kuhl-Bush!”
    I should add in the previous election it was pointed out that Kuhl was arrested for threatening an ex-wife with a loaded shotgun.
    “I’m Randy Kuhl, and I heartily approve the wild fabrications in this here ad.”
    I think of that shotgun bit every time I hear Kuhl say that, looking overly sincere and earnestly concerned in his smiling mugshot.
    Massa’s latest TV ad claims Kuhl’s accusation about healthcare for illegal aliens is patently false (“Why I oughta.......”).
    “Kuhl voted to privatize Social Security!” (“POINK!”)
    An aging Granny looks at the camera, and says “Randy, give us a break!” (“Why soitenly! Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk-nyuk..... ”)
    I could say it’s a Stooges skit, but what it really has become is political discourse a la Limberger.
    And since no one is listening any more, Limbaugh has wicked it up. (Overly catatonic — freaked out on OxyContin®.)
    So now what we’re doing is catagorizing the political ads: “Massa-bad” and “Kuhl-bad.” “Kryzan-bad” versus “Lee-bad.”
    Kryzan (Alice) and Lee are running for the seat west of here of retiring Congressman Tom Reynolds, a REPUBLICAN, and the ultimate Kiwanian drudge.
    Kryzan, a Democrat, has remained above the fray, only pointing out that “Chris Lee has called me every name in the book.”
    But the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee has accused Lee of shipping jobs overseas, and selling privileged military information to the Chinese when he sold his company.
    Ancient footage is trotted out of whitewalled trucks from the ‘50s carrying missiles through Tiananmen Square, and goosestepping troops. (“Why I oughta........”)
    “This ad approved by Chris Lee:” “We don’t need another liberal trial-lawyer in Congress,” the announcer screams. (“Here, see this?”)
    “Liberal” is in bold red letters, the dreaded L-word.
    “Kryzan never created a job!” (“POINK!)
    “I have never taken any money from special-interests,” Kryzan says.
    “She’s lying,” the announcer bellows. “She’s taken money from extremist groups!” (Union PACs?)
    “All Chris Lee cares about is himself!” (“Soitenly!”)
    The same shenanigans Kryzan pointed out in her primary-winning TV ad.
    I will now see if I can get YouTube links to some of these ads.
    Massa-bad
    Kuhl-bad
    Kryzan-bad
    Lee-bad

    When I see a political ad on TV I say “everybody-bad.”

  • RE: “I usually zap the ads......” —We record the news, and zap the ads while watching.
  • We live in “West Bloomfield” in western New York.
  • My wife of 40+ years is “Linda.” Like me she’s retired, but she works part-time at the West Bloomfield post-office.
  • “Limberger” is Rush Limbaugh. I call him that because I think he stinks.
  • RE: “Union PACs......” (Political-Action-Committees) —My siblings are all flagrantly anti-union.
  • Tuesday, October 28, 2008

    Monthly Calendar-Report for October, 2008

    (Late, as usual. Like before, this Monthly Calendar-Report was done WEEKS ago, but things have intervened, making me unable to fly it.)

    None of the art of my seven calendars really stands out.......,


    B6 switcher at Camden, NJ, 1956.(Photo by John Dziobko.)

    ....but since the engine in my All-Pennsy Color Calendar is one I probably saw, I’ll make it number-one.
    #5261, a tiny B6 (0-6-0) switcher, is working north of Camden Terminal Enginehouse in Camden, NJ.
    I rode that turntable at Camden Terminal Enginehouse in the first grade. It’s the thing I remember most about my elementary education.
    Camden is essentially an extension of Philadelphia across the Delaware River into southern New Jersey.
    I was born in Camden; Cooper Hospital.
    The first railroad between the Philadelphia area and the New York City area (also the first railroad in the U.S.) was the Camden & Amboy in 1831.
    Being entirely in New Jersey, freight had to be ferried at both ends.
    Railroad river crossings came later: the Delair Bridge from North Philadelphia over the Delaware River in 1896 (and a continuous stone-arch bridge built earlier over the Delaware at Trenton, NJ, that blocked deepwater navigation), and the PRR Hudson Tubes in 1910 (although the Tubes weren’t large enough to pass freight-cars).
    The Camden & Amboy remained extant, although it was eventually operated by Pennsy.
    My paternal grandparents lived in Camden, so even though we lived much farther out in a suburb, we went into Camden often.
    In so doing we passed under the old right-of-way of the C&A, elevated above street-level long ago.
    Numerous railroad freight-yards were around Camden, the largest and most recent of which was “Pavonia” (“pah-VO-nee-uh”) on the C&A east of Camden.
    There also was a yard in downtown Camden at the old ferry-slips that closed in 1952. (My sister and I rode that ferry; to Philadelphia across the Delaware River.)
    The ferry-slips were at the heads of various railroads across New Jersey to the seashore. (Seashore trains were once a thriving business around the turn of the century; Pennsy versus Reading [“RED-ing;” not “READ-ing”].)
    That yard was also the location of Camden Terminal Enginehouse.
    So freight-cars had to be shunted from that yard to Pavonia, and vice-versa.
    This usually was done with B6 switchers like the one pictured.
    We’d pass under the Camden & Amboy entering Camden, on our way to my grandparents, and a B6 would chuff overhead with a cut of cars.
    Also visible is the old J.B. Van Sciver (“SKY-vrr) store — it’s over the slope-back tender.
    J.B. Van Sciver was an icon of the south Jersey super-rich, a furniture-store (and manufacturer).
    My mother always wanted to patronize J.B. Van Sciver, but we couldn’t afford to.
    Finally we bought a small table-lamp there, maroon with a metal shade.
    It looked much classier than anything else we had.
    What I remember at that store was elegant brass-gated elevators with elevator-operators dressed as doormen.
    An uncle used to drive delivery trucks in the ‘30s for J.B. Van Sciver; navy-blue with gold pinstriping.
    A very class act paid for by extravagant pricing.
    J.B. Van Sciver is gone, including the stores — I wonder if that building still stands?
    The slope-back tender was a special design endemic to Pennsy switchers; steam locomotives that never went far from a water standpipe.
    The tender water-cistern was sloped to enhance rearward visibility.
    Sadly, I don’t think any B6s were saved, although the last Pennsy steam-engine actively under steam was a B6.
    Although not Pennsy. It was leased to a north Jersey shortline; fire dropped in 1960.


    Behold. (Photo by Richard Prince.)

    BEHOLD! My All-Corvette calendar has a 1954 Corvette.
    In 1954, Corvette was still kind of a joke.
    Little more than a plastic styling exercise plunked on the humble 1953 Chevrolet sedan underpinnings.
    The motor was the Stovebolt-Six (same motor used in Chevrolet sedans since 1937), although with triple side-draft two-barrel carburetion, and a high-compression cylinder-head.
    It wasn’t until the fabulous Chevrolet Small-Block V8 of the 1955 model-year that Corvette began to act the part.
    —And Zora Arkus-Duntov began to maximize the advantages of that motor.
    But Corvette kept using the same underpinnings until the 1963 model-year, when Duntov’s baby finally reached full flower.
    Gone were the humble underpinnings of the first Corvettes.
    At last we had a chassis comparable to that motor, which was attractive in the 1957 Corvette (for example), but even then it wasn’t much good except in a straight line.
    When I was growing up in northern Delaware, a family in our neighborhood had a 1954 Corvette.
    Looked the same as this one; bathtub white (may even be that car).
    The buxom daughter, who was two high-school classes ahead of me (1960), went on to become Miss Delaware, and compete in the Miss America pageant.
    The family’s ‘54 Corvette reflected her personality; earnest and well-intentioned, but a bubblehead cheerleader.
    Her attempts at displaying talent were laughable, comparable to the ‘54 Corvette racing. —Lots of flashy glamour, but no substance.
    The first Corvettes were all over the road, and stressed the Stovebolt would blow.


    P40 Kittyhawk. (Photo by Philip Makanna©.)

    What have we here?
    The October 2008 entry of my Ghosts WWII warbirds calendar has a P40 Kittyhawk flying straight up toward a hammerhead stall.
    The photograph has been rotated counterclockwise to fit the calendar, but the shadows tell me the plane is going straight up.
    That tail is fully illuminated — if it were level the horizontal stabilizers would be throwing shadows.
    The front of the wings, painted white, look almost like chrome in the bright sunlight.
    It’s nice to see a P40 not painted in the famous Tiger Shark scheme.
    The Flying Tigers were a famous squadron of P40s of the American Volunteer Group flying out of China commanded by Claire Chennault, and trained in Burma, early in World War II. They were defending China from Japanese attack.
    The P40’s Allison V12, being water-cooled, has a large radiator scoop below the propeller spinner.
    Shark’s teeth were painted there, since the scoop looked like a mouth.
    The shark’s teeth have been painted on innumerable aircraft since, but look best on the P40.
    The P40 was not the P51 Mustang, but excellent for its time. (The P40 was the first plane to exceed 300 mph in level flight.)
    The P51 is essentially the P40 made into a hot-rod.
    Although the P51 also had extended range.
    With detachable under-wing fuel-tanks, it could accompany Allied bombers all the way into Germany (from England), and get back without running out of gas.
    The P40 didn’t have that kind of range.
    It also helped the P51 was all over Hitler’s Messerschmidts.
    Allied bombers could complete a bomb-drop without getting shot down.
    A P51 could blast enemy interceptors out of the sky, thereby protecting the bombers.
    A few P40s are left (19). The 1941 Historical Aircraft Group based in nearby Geneseo had one; don’t know if they still do.
    Years ago it was returning from an airshow, and the engine failed. The poor thing dropped like a stone, and had to be bellylanded in a field, landing-gear up.
    As far as I know, the pilot survived, as did the plane, more-or-less. Supposedly it was repairable, but I don’t know if it was ever repaired.
    I don’t think that plane had the shark’s teeth on it either.


    A hot-rodded 1932 Ford two-door (“Tudor”) at Bonneville Salt Flats. (Photo by Peter Vincent.)

    The October entry of my All-1932 Ford calendar is a hot-rodded 1932 Ford two-door sedan, chopped and channeled.
    “Chopped” means metal has been cut out of the window-posts and rear-window surround so that the top sits lower.
    This looks like a four-inch top chop.
    “Channeled” means channels have been fabricated into the body floor, so the body could ride lower on the frame-rails. —The channels are six inches deep.
    The end result is the most basic of hot-rods.
    The two-door sedan ain’t a coupe or a roadster, but would-be hot-rodder snares a two-door sedan for peanuts, so makes a hot-rod out of it.
    The car has a souped-up Studebaker V8 — strange; not the Small-Block, but ya work with what ya got.
    This car reminds me of my friend Art Dana’s hot-rod; a Model-A roadster body on a modified ‘46 Ford frame with a souped-up ‘56 Pontiac V8.
    It’s the essence of hot-rod; a car cobbled from various parts that sounds like a monster when lit.
    It’s even painted in flat-black primer; the classic hot-rod color.
    At some time or other every hot-rod ran in flat-black primer; often applied with a paint-brush, but Art’s car was sprayed.
    Art has Parkinson’s, but has apparently driven it.
    He complains it steers like a truck.
    “That front-end is probably carrying 200 more pounds than it did originally.”
    Plus, the shocks don’t do much. “The car is too light; only 2,300 pounds.”
    The rear axle and suspension is stock ‘46 Ford; this calendar car has a ‘56 Chevy rear-end.
    Art’s car is the original Banjo — I wonder how long it can take that Pontiac V8 before it blows?


    Norfolk Southern stacker on the Lurgan branch in Huntsdale, PA. (Photo by Jim Haag.)

    For October, my Norfolk Southern Employees calendar has a Norfolk Southern double-stack freight-train on the Lurgan branch in Huntsdale, PA, headed for New Jersey.
    I had to look up Huntsdale in my Pennsylvania gazetteer; I’ve never heard of the “Lurgan branch.”
    It looks like maybe it’s the old Reading (“RED-ing;” not “READ-ing”) line from Shippensburg to Harrisburg, part of the so-called “Alphabet Route” from Chicago to New York City.
    The “Alphabet Route” was an alternative to shipping over the Pennsy, New York Central, Baltimore & Ohio or Erie; but involved a number of railroads — an “alphabet.”
    Nickel Plate was part of the “alphabet;” as was Reading. South of Shippensburg was Western Maryland from Cumberland. The “alphabet” included other railroads; like the Wheeling & Lake Erie and the Pittsburgh & West Virginia. Western Maryland was Connellsville, PA to Cumberland, MD, and then back up to Shippensburg in Pennsylvania.
    Connellsville was south of Pittsburgh, a WM end-point.
    The Western Maryland is abandoned, as is its fabulous Connellsville Division (which paralleled the torturous Baltimore & Ohio Pittsburgh Division, which still exists as CSX).
    But Cumberland was a feeder from the south. Even Pennsy built a line to Cumberland, so the “Lurgan” may actually be ex-Pennsy.
    The Pennsy’s fabulous electrified New York Division became a part of Amtrak’s Northeast Corridor; so Conrail freight had to use another access to the New York City area.
    So they reactivated the old Reading route from Harrisburg toward New York City. (Reading was a part of Conrail.)
    But Reading used Central of New Jersey, since it ended essentially at the Pennsylvania/Jersey border.
    In fact, Baltimore & Ohio used the Reading/CNJ to get to New York; it going no farther north than Philadelphia.
    Pennsy used its old New York Division (now Amtrak) to move freight to the yards in New Jersey across the Hudson from New York City.
    They had no direct access to New York except their tunnels under the Hudson, which weren’t large enough to clear freight-cars. (Still aren’t.)
    When Conrail was broken up and sold, Norfolk Southern got the old Pennsy line to Harrisburg, and the old Reading/CNJ line to New York City. (That was what Conrail was using; no longer having the Corridor, which had become Amtrak.)
    The lack of direct railroad freight access into New York City is worked around by “rubbering” on trucks, and ferrying the rest.
    CSX apparently has back-door access into New York City, but the old New York Central mainline is now the Metro-North commuter railroad.
    CSX got the old New York Central lines north of Poughkeepsie when Conrail was sold.
    The old railroad north from Cumberland is still quite active, as this calendar depicts.
    Freight from Kentucky, Tennessee, Louisiana and Alabama to New York City still uses the line north out of Cumberland.

    The October entry of my Three Stooges calendar is almost as stupid as the September entry; another movie-clip, this time of law-officers hoisting the Stooges from a park-bench on a city street.
    If I am correct, most of the Stooges movies were made in the ‘30s.
    They sure look it. Many of the cars are late ‘20s and early ‘30s. In many movies the Stooges are victims of the Great Depression.
    So one wonders if any of these guys are still alive.
    All the Stooges are dead.
    Moe lasted the longest, dying in 1975 at age 77.
    Larry died in early 1975 at age 72. He’d had a stroke five years earlier, and never performed after that.
    Larry is the only Stooge not part of the Horowitz family. —Moe is Moses Horowitz and Curly is Jerome Lester Horowitz.
    Curly, the youngest Horowitz, died at only age 48 in 1952, also of a stroke.
    His life had been a mess; four wives and declining health.
    It’s too bad, since Curly is the essence of Stoogedom.
    That leaves the actors playing the police-officers.
    But they look to be in their 40s, so they’re probably gone too.
    I also had a stroke — in fact, this past October 26 was the 15-year anniversary of my stroke.
    For clarification, a stroke is when blood is cut off to the brain, either by blockage (clot) or burst blood-vessel (aneurysm), so that the part of the brain cut off dies.
    Well, apparently what blockage occurred (mine was a clot) didn’t cut off heart or lung function, so I’m still here.
    But it did leave the whole left side of my body limp and dysfunctional (paralyzed).
    But even after a stroke, a lot of live brain-tissue is still left, enough to pick up doing what the killed part did — like my limp left-side.
    Apparently my speech-center was killed, so that another part of my brain, that wasn’t designed for speech, is assembling all the words for speech.
    My speech is compromised — hesitancy, stuttering, and the wrong words often spill out.
    I can get by, but I let my wife do the speaking for me.
    Last August, I stayed alone at a Bed & Breakfast near the mighty Curve.
    One afternoon on returning I found their tiny parking-lot filled, so had to park elsewhere out in the street.
    I walked back to the Bed & Breakfast and the jammed parking-lot was filled with patrons.
    My hesitancy and inability to get the right words out was perceived as anger.
    I’m sure if my wife had been along, a confrontation wouldn’t have occurred.


    Pennsy K4 Pacific with the “Fort Dearborn” passenger-train in 1933 on the Rockville Bridge. (Photo by Otto Perry©.)

    The October photo of my Audio-Visual Designs black & white All-Pennsy calendar is nothing special — I almost skipped it — one of Otto Perry’s infamous shots done the ‘30s.
    Most of Perry’s photos found their way into the Western History Collection at the Denver Public Library (that’s Denver, CO).
    It’s a Pennsy passenger-train on the railroad’s fantastic Rockville Bridge over the Susquehanna river north of Harrisburg, Pa.
    I’ve yet to understand how this photo fits a Western History Collection, since Pennsy is back east.
    This picture was probably taken with the precursor to the old Graflex press cameras used in the ‘50s.
    They were semi-portable, using HUGE 4x5-inch negatives.
    But it doesn’t appear to be focal-plane shutter: passing a tiny slit over the negative top-to-bottom to let light in.
    To get the kind of speed needed to stop a train, cameras resorted to focal-plane shutters, since the shutter behind the lens usually only achieved 1/125th or so.
    With a focal-plane shutter you could achieve 1/1000th or so.
    But passing a tiny slit over such a large negative distorted the image. The train would advance forward during exposure so that the train seemed to be leaning forward at the top.
    And you’d never know this train is on Rockville Bridge.
    Rockville Bridge (or Rockville Bridge) is a giant structure, Pennsy’s crossing of the north-south Susquehanna River north of Harrisburg.
    The bridge pictured — which is also the current bridge — is a giant structure of 48 continuous 70-foot stone arches, opened in 1902, that would support four tracks.
    It effectively blocks navigation, although the Susquehanna is too shallow to be navigable by deep-draft ships. (A dam was built downstream later.)
    Iteration number-one, built with the railroad about 1849, was wood, having only one track.
    Iteration number-two replaced number-one, and was cast iron. It supported two tracks.
    By iteration number-three, the Pennsy was on both sides of the river at Harrisburg, but Rockville was their mainline.
    The Rockville also supported freight up toward Williamsport. (The original Northern Central bridge had been removed, and Pennsy had also bought the Northern Central.)
    Rockville was reduced to three tracks in the ‘80s, and then to just two in the late ‘90s after a shipping container blew off a train into the river.
    The two remaining tracks are centered in the bridge, so that a loose container won’t blow into the river.
    Two tracks is probably enough; it’s two tracks all the way to Altoona across Pennsylvania, although just two tracks could be a bottleneck to heavy traffic.
    Rockville Bridge was named to the National Register of Historic Places in 1975.
    The photo was shot in 1933, which means the K4 Pacific (4-6-2) doesn’t yet have the infamous “beauty-treatment” that was installed later.
    The “beauty-treatment” was to relocate the headlight and generator to make generator service easier. It also included replacing the beautiful slatted pilot (the cowcatcher) with a heavy cast-steel pilot with a folding coupler.
    The headlight was centered atop the smokebox in front of the stack, and the generator was located on the smokebox front, with a platform underneath.
    Doing this degraded the beautiful appearance of the original Pennsy K4s, but they still had the beautiful red keystone number-plate.
    Just about every Pennsy steam-locomotive got the “beauty-treatment” except the E6 Atlantics (4-4-2).
    The E6 maintained the headlight on the smokebox-front, and the slatted cowcatcher — the original locations. I used to prefer the E6’s appearance compared to the K4 when I saw both as a child on the PRSL. —Although it was a minor consideration — most beautiful was that gorgeous red keystone number-plate; and both had it.

  • “Pennsy” is the Pennsylvania Railroad, no longer in existence. It merged with New York Central Railroad in 1968 as Penn-Central, and that tanked in about eight years. “Pennsy” was once the largest railroad in the world.
  • A “turntable” is a bridge that rotated in a circular pit. Railroad-tracks were atop the turntable. A railroad locomotive could be positioned on the turntable, and then rotated toward a track going into storage; often a “roundhouse,” which had tracks that spoked off the turntable. The only way those tracks could be accessed was with the turntable. Turntables were often electrically rotated, or by compressed-air motors, although if the turntable was small enough, and the locomotive light enough, and could be balanced, such a turntable was often rotated by hand (“strongarm”).
  • “Seashore” is just that, the place where the Atlantic Ocean meets the land of New Jersey. Locally it was known as “duh SHOW-uh.”
  • The Chevrolet overhead-valve inline “Stovebolt-six” was introduced in the 1929 model-year at 194+ cubic inches. It continued production for years, upgraded to four main bearings (from three) for the 1937 model-year. In 1950 the Stovebolt was upsized to 235.5 cubic inches (from 216), and later upgrades included full-pressure lubrication and hydraulic (as opposed to mechanical) valve-tappets. The Stovebolt was produced clear through the 1963 model-year, but replaced with a new seven-main bearing (as opposed to less — like four) inline-six engine in the 1964 model-year. The Stovebolt was also known as “the cast-iron wonder;” called the “Stovebolt” because various bolts could be replaced by stuff from the corner hardware.
  • “Triple side-draft two-barrel carburetion” is three side-draft two-barrel carburetors. (Carburetors usually had one or two or four mixing-chambers [“barrels”].) Most engines only had one carburetor — multiple carburetion improved engine-breathing, and increased power output. “Side-draft” is horizontal air-flow; most carburetors were vertical, up or down. The early Stovebolt Corvettes had added carburetion to increase performance.
  • The Chevrolet “Small-Block” V8 was introduced at 265 cubic-inches displacement in the 1955 model-year. It continued production for years, first at 283 cubic inches, then 327, then 350. Other displacements were also manufactured. The Chevrolet “Big-Block” V8 was introduced in the 1965 model-year at 396 cubic-inches, and was unrelated to the Small-Block. It was made in various larger displacements: 402, 427 and 454 cubic inches. It’s still made as a truck-motor, but not installed in cars any more; although you can get it as a crate-motor, for self-installation.
  • A “hammerhead stall” is when the airplane flies straight up until it’s propulsion can no longer advance the airplane, and it falls over out of its climb.
  • Most airplanes have at least three tail-surfaces. The vertical is the rudder, and the other two are both horizontal. The P40 has two “horizontal stabilizers.”—Some airplanes have multiple stabilizers. (E.g. the Lockheed Constellation has three rudders.)
  • “Geneseo” is a small town south of Rochester.
  • “Bonneville Salt-flats,” next to Great Salt Lake in Utah, is a vast open flat area where top-speed runs can be made.
  • “Art Dana” is a retired bus-driver like me. (For 16&1/2 years [1977-1993] I drove transit bus for Regional Transit Service, the transit-bus operator in Rochester, N.Y.) Dana started before I did; and is an old hot-rodder.
  • “Shocks” are shock-absorbers.
  • A “Banjo” rear-end is the rear-axle made and used for years by Ford. It was called that because the center-section looked like a banjo.
  • “Norfolk Southern” is Norfolk Southern Railroad, a merger of Norfolk & Western and Southern Railway about 20+ years ago. NS has since acquired other railroads, namely all the old Pennsy lines of Conrail. (“Conrail” is a government amalgamation of east-coast railroads that went bankrupt pretty much at the same time as Penn-Central, a merger of the Pennsylvania Railroad and New York Central. Conrail included other bankrupt east-coast railroads, like Erie-Lackawanna and Lehigh Valley; but eventually went private as it became more successful. Conrail has since been broken up, sold to CSX Transportation Industries (railroad) and Norfolk Southern railroad. CSX got mainly the old New York Central routes, and NS got the old PRR routes.) —NS is now a major player in east-coast railroading.
  • “Stacker” is the nickname for freight-trains of shipping containers stacked two-high on flatcars: a “double-stack.” —Double-stacking has become the norm for railroading shipping containers, although the double-stacked containers can’t have trailer-wheels, and need super-high clearance. (Tunnels had to be enlarged to clear double-stacks.)
  • “Pennsy, New York Central, Baltimore & Ohio or Erie” are all railroads continuous from the midwest to the east coast. As continuous routes they charged more than the “alphabet” lines. B&O and Erie no longer exist, although B&O is now part of CSX Transportation, and the old Erie line in NY state is now Norfolk Southern. Pennsy and NYC merged as Penn-Central, but that tanked (see above), and became part of Conrail, which has since been broken up between CSX and Norfolk Southern.
  • “Nickel Plate” is the New York, Chicago & St. Louis Railroad, called the “Nickel Plate” long ago by a New York Central executive because it was so competitive. The railroad eventually renamed itself the “Nickel Plate.” Norfolk & Western Railroad bought the Nickel Plate years ago, and N&W has since merged with Southern Railway, to become Norfolk Southern. Nickel Plate never actually attained New York city; it stopped at Buffalo.
  • The “K4 Pacific” (4-6-2) was the Pennsylvania Railroad’s standard steam passenger locomotive for many years. It was a little behind the times compared to other railroad’s passenger power, but could doubleheaded to convey increased loads. Doubleheading is expensive, since two separate crews are needed (steamers can’t be MU-ed [multiple-unit; by jumper-cables] like diesel locomotives), but Pennsy could afford it. (The K4 was a late ‘teens design.)
  • The “mighty Curve” (“Horseshoe Curve”), west of Altoona, Pennsylvania, is by far the BEST railfan spot I have ever been to. Horseshoe Curve is a national historic site. It was a trick used by the Pennsylvania Railroad to get over the Allegheny mountains without steep grades. Horseshoe Curve was opened in 1854, and is still in use. (I am a railfan, and have been since I was a child.)
  • “Northern Central” was a railroad built north from Baltimore into New York, via Williamsport and Elmira. It was eventually got by Pennsy, although much of it has since been abandoned. (NC had its own bridge over the Susquehanna at first, but it was removed when trains switched over to using the nearby Rockville Bridge.)
  • “PRSL” (Pennsylvania-Reading [‘RED-ing,’ not ‘READ-ing’] Seashore Lines) is an amalgamation of Pennsylvania and Reading railroad-lines in south Jersey to counter the fact the two railroads had too much track. It was promulgated in 1933. It serviced mainly the Jersey seashore from Philadelphia.

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  • Driving out of mighty Weggers........

    .....onto Eastern Boulevard is two lanes; -1) the left-most marked as left-turn only, and -2) the right-most marked as straight or right-turn.
    The intersection is controlled by a traffic-light.
    A silver Volvo station-wagon is at the front of the left-turn lane, no signal on.......
    The traffic-light changes, so BAM: the Volvo charges right; that’s a right-turn from a dedicated left-turn lane.
    Sorry everyone; couldn’t see if it had a Dubya-sticker — but I did get cut off by one on the way to Weggers on the back of an all-wheel-drive Mitsubishi SUV (like I almost bought years ago). It was being driven by a bespectacled REPUBLICAN. Obviously sure of himself, and his right to cut off a History-major, unsignaled of course.
    It was an actual Dubya-sticker, everyone: Dubya-’04, not “Bush-Cheney.”
    Ain’t Mitsubishi the manufacturer of the Japanese Zero? —I can still see that oily, black pillar of smoke towering above that ship!

  • “Mighty Weggers” is Wegmans, a large supermarket-chain based in Rochester we often buy groceries at. They have a store in Canandaigua. This is that store.
  • “Dubya-sticker” is a Bush-Cheney 2004 bumper-sticker. All insane traffic-moves seem to involve Bush-supporters. They seem to think they have the right.
  • RE: “History-major.......” —My loudmouthed macho brother-from-Boston was trained as an engineer, and noisily claims superiority. I majored in History, so am therefore vastly inferior.
  • Bach’s D-minor organ toccata

    The other afternoon (probably Friday, October 24, 2008) I got a machine telephone call from the Ontario County chapter of the American Red Cross.
    “Tya-dee-daaa; tya-dee-dee-dah-dahhhhhhhh!” it shrieked.
    “Bomp-boom-bahhhhh; bomp-boom-boom-boom-baaaaaah!”
    Bach’s D-minor organ toccata.
    “Boom-boom-baaaa; boom-boom-boom-bomp-bahhhhhhhhh!”
    “Boom-boom-boom-bah; tya-dee-dahhhhhhhh.”
    “Hoo-ha-ha-haaaaah! This is Count Draculaaaaaaaaah............
    .....calling to tell you I need blood; ha-ha-hahhhhhhhhhh!
    A blood-drive will be held at First Congregational Church in your area this coming Monday from 1 p.m. until 7 p.m.”
    “What?” —I slammed down the phone.
    I gave blood once, long ago.
    Wiped me out. Never again.
    My wife gave blood last year and feinted.
    But why can’t they just announce their blood-drive?
    Dragging in Count Dracula is sick.
    Their silly attempt at humor turned me off.
    Also, why is Bach’s D-minor toccata always hooked up with horror?
    Seems someone did that in a movie, and now it’s always associated with horror.
    The first time I heard it, which was probably in college (Charley Finney on the mighty Holtkamp; 3,153 pipes), I didn’t think that.

  • We live in “Ontario County” southeast of Rochester in Western New York.
  • The “mighty Holtkamp” (“Holt-camp”) was a large baroque pipe-organ (3,153 pipes) designed by organist Charley Finney, head of the music department while I was a student at Houghton College in western New York, from where I graduated with a BA in 1966. I’ve never regretted it, although I didn’t graduate with their approval. Houghton is a religious liberal-arts college. The mighty Holtkamp (made by Holtkamp Pipe-Organs), was the greatest thing that college had. That thing tanks, and that college is not getting another red cent.
  • Monday, October 27, 2008

    Session Four

    So concludes Session Four of dog obedience training with Scarlett at Lollypop Farm.
    Session One was dogless; and Session Two I was pleasantly surprised I had a dog who seemed to want to please me.
    Session Three was a crash; the dog seemed tuned out.
    Yesterday (Session Four; Sunday, October 26, 2008) was supposed to be “Come when called.”
    Uh yeah; with an Irish Setter? Get real!
    “Show me what she’ll do,” said the instructress.
    I let the dog walk far out in front of me.
    “Now; call out your dog’s name, and tell her to come.”
    I hardly ever call her by name, but:
    “Scarlett, come!”
    Screech. Dog turns, looks directly at me, and comes to my side.
    Holy mackerel!
    I try it again. Let dog out in front of me; she’s trying to visit another dog.
    “Scarlett, come!”
    Screech. Dog turns, comes to my side and sits.
    Try it another time.
    Screech. Dog again sits at my side.
    Next trick: “down;” a position uncomfortable to a dog — all legs folded; down on belly.
    Success; Linda has been training this at home.
    Okay, now down by hand signal.
    Raise arm way over head, reaching for the sky.
    VIOLA! The dog drops.
    My impression was someone else must have taught her this.
    Okay; try it again — no words.
    BAM! Again the dog drops.

    The idea was to get there early enough to hike the old Rochester, Syracuse & Eastern right-of-way.
    Not early enough, so we hiked through “Animal Farm” instead.
    Lollypop has fenced off pastures to keep horses, goats, etc.
    We threaded a trail between pens; Lollypop has everything; horses, goats, sheep, pigs, etc.
    Scarlett was in ecstasy; nasal overload — lotsa fresh steaming piles.
    Especially intriguing were the emus. (I’ve made that a link; everyone.)
    We also passed a “waddle-pool” — I of course thought of Waddle, PA on Bald Eagle Mountain.
    It was full of ducks and geese and swans. “HONK-HONK-HONK-HONK! Everybody into the pool! Blood-crazed red carnivore nearby. Alarums-alarums!”
    “I could get that!” YANK-LURCH!
    Rochester, Syracuse & Eastern waited until after class.
    “Yippee!” Lotsa squirrels and chipmunks. BOINK!

  • “Scarlett” is our current dog; a rescue Irish-Setter. She’s four-plus, and is our sixth Irish-Setter.
  • Lollypop Farm is the Rochester area Humane Society and animal-shelter. (It offers courses in dog obedience training.)
  • “Linda” is my wife of 40+ years.
  • The “Rochester, Syracuse & Eastern” is a long-abandoned interurban railroad east of Rochester that skirts Lollypop. —“Interurban” in that it was a special railroad designed to move passengers in outlying areas. It used self-propelled cars often powered electrically via overhead trolley-wire, but usually the cars were bigger than regular city trolley-cars. —The Rochester, Syracuse & Eastern was more than the ordinary interurban line, since it was double-track. Most interurbans were single-track. The RS&E could run much faster, but it never went beyond Syracuse. It’s right-of-way (grade) was made into a hiking trail.
  • To get to Altoona, PA (the location of Horseshoe Curve) I drive over “Bald Eagle Mountain.” Nearby is the small village of “Waddle;” the cause of jokes. A sign tells us to “waddle” there. (Horseshoe Curve, west of Altoona, PA, is by far the BEST railfan spot I have ever been to. Horseshoe Curve is a national historic site. It was a trick used by the Pennsylvania Railroad to get over the Allegheny mountains without steep grades. Horseshoe Curve was opened in 1854, and is still in use. [I am a railfan, have been since I was a child, and have been to Horseshoe Curve hundreds of times.])

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  • Sunday, October 26, 2008

    “It’s the American Way”

    A couple weeks ago, I got a dinner-time telemarketer call from Frontier Communications.
    Frontier Communications is what became of mighty Rochester Telephone, at one time the local telephone utility.
    For years Rochester Telephone was our local phone company, as it was for the entire Rochester area. But competition arose from cellphone companies, and other phone services not needing the landline system.
    Rochester Telephone sold to Global Crossing, and that tanked; their CEOs absconding with retiree pension funds (sort of).
    Portfolios of Global Crossing stock, purchased by Global Crossing employees for retirement, dropped to nothing, while the CEOs fled with golden parachutes.
    The assets of Global Crossing were bought by Frontier Communications, which I think is based in Florida.
    So now our landline service is administered by an outside supplier not tied to Rochester.
    Of course, telephone service has changed vastly since the days of Ernestine, and the rotary phone.
    (I remember my mother calling the operator in Haddonfield to make a phonecall.
    And party-lines. Ours in Erlton was the Whites. Calling Gil White was a dance — see if it works this time.
    And “Uh-ohhhh...... Can’t use the phone now. Mrs. White is talking to her mother.”)
    On the one hand you have the cellphone companies, and on the other hand you have the local cable company trying to supply telephone service.
    Telephone wars. —And every day a giant Frontier service-truck is up the street servicing the junction-box.
    I’ve been tempted to dump the landline — I use the cellphone most of the time — but I had a mother-in-law in Floridy who staunchly refused to call our cellphones.
    Although she has since — like there’s any discernible difference.
    Local landline service was also a mess out here in the country.
    Many towns had their own tiny phone companies independent of Rochester Telephone.
    So a telephone call from here in West Bloomfield to nearby Canandaigua was long-distance. Um, that’s 15 miles, everyone.
    “Don’t call Canandaigua with the landline. Use the cellphone.”
    The import of the telemarketer call was a complete package of telephone service on equal footing with their competitors.
    Like calling Canandaigua without it being long-distance.
    A slew of features I’ll never use are included — except we already have voicemail, and use the cellphone for long-distance.
    All that for only $29.95 per month. Our average monthly landline bill was about $32 — and that was the most basic service, suggested by ‘Pyooter-Guru at the mighty Mezz: only metered calls.
    “This package costs less than your current phone-bill,” she trumpeted. “It’s the American Way, Mr. Hughes!” (Cue Star-Spangled-Banner with fireworks.)
    Um, the American Way is to save two bucks on my phone-bill? On features I won’t use; on a system I hardly use?
    “But you need Caller-ID, Mr. Hughes. That way you could send your brother to voicemail, and let him fulminate there.”
    Um, my phone-bill last month was 48 smackaroos — although that was mainly charges to hook up the $29.95 package.

  • We lived in Erlton (“EARL-tin”), NJ, north of Haddonfield; both suburbs of Philadelphia, although across the river in south Jersey. “Haddonfield” went all the way back to before the Revolutionary War. “Erlton” was founded in the ‘30s.
  • We live in the rural town of “West Bloomfield,” in Western New York.
  • The “‘Pyooter-Guru” was the techy at the “mighty Mezz,” the Canandaigua Daily-Messenger newspaper, from where I retired over two years ago. Best job I ever had.
  • RE: “That way you could send your brother to voicemail, and let him fulminate there........” —My “brother” is my all-knowing, blowhard brother-from-Boston, the macho ad-hominem king, who noisily badmouths everything I do or say. He calls me on my cellphone and blusters noisily on my voicemail.
  • Saturday, October 25, 2008

    RE: Sarah Palin

    My old friend Frank Falzone (“Fowl-ZONE”), the Business-Agent of Local 282 of the nationwide Amalgamated Transit Union (“What’s ‘Ah-Two?’”), my old bus-union at Transit, and his wife walk into a Sears store.
    They head into the Appliance Department, where four vipers are lying in wait.
    “We’re not buying anything,” Frank declares; so the four go back to discussing the upcoming presidential election.
    “So what do you think of Sarah Palin?” one asks Frank.
    “Don’t know as I should say anything,” Frank says.
    “Oh, go ahead, honey,” his wife says.
    “Well, she seems kind of ditzy,” Frank says.
    Frank made other comments, but I think “ditzy” was his best.

    At this point we’ll trot out Colin Powell.
    Powell dissed his old friend John McCain because of Sarah.
    “I don’t think she’s ready to be president,” Powell said.
    “This makes me wonder about McCain,” my wife adds.
    “Do we want a president that would pick Sarah Palin to be his running-mate?”
    “It was a cheap sellout that won’t work. Women aren’t that stupid.”
    “A flute concerto may bore the Chinese, but it won’t sway ‘em. World politics isn’t a cheerleading competition.”

  • “Transit” equals Regional Transit Service, the transit-bus operator in Rochester, NY, where I drove transit-bus for 16&1/2 years (1977-1993).
  • “What’s ‘ah-two?’” is something my mother asked seeing my ATU (Amalgamated Transit Union) button.
  • Friday, October 24, 2008

    Foil Fallage at the mighty Curve


    At the Tunnel Hill overlook. (Train is on Track Two.)

    DAY ONE:
    —1)
    Little by little, every trip to the mighty Curve gets shorter and shorter.
    -A) the segment of expressway (the future I-99 corridor) from the New York/Pennsylvania state line south to Tioga Junction is now open.
    That leaves only a few portions that are not expressway, namely:
    -1) The segment off of I-80 at Route 26.
    And of course.......
    -2) that portion north of the state line in New York. In fact, now that Pennsylvania has replaced Route 15 with expressway, the gauntlet is thrown.
    When is Schumer gonna get an expressway built?
    Whither Hillary?
    But........
    -B) the segment of expressway over Bald Eagle Mountain is still not done.
    We really were hoping this time, but back to 322.
    Swooping bridges are built, and giant cuts made, but parts are still not in use; nothing westbound.
    The tortured southbound section through Steam Valley is still there, although crews are busily beavering away.
    My guess is -a) the crossing of Bald Eagle Mountain, and -b) improvement of the Steam Valley segment......
    ......will both be done before I kick the bucket, but.......
    .....when it comes to -a) improving the interchange with I-80, and -b) replacing the two-lane in New York with expressway.......
    ......I have my doubts.
    —2) We stopped at the Foy Ave. Sunoco north of Williamsport to buy gas.
    After buying gas, I went inside to use the bathroom, opened the door which said “vacant,” and inside was some teenybopper widdling.
    “Poor Denny,” some faraway girl said.
    “It said ‘vacant,’” I said.
    —3) The hillside coke kilns are visible along Glen White Road.
    A railroad branched off the Curve up Glen White Run to a coal mine, and I guess that mine set up coke ovens. —I saw the ovens three times.
    Everything is abandoned, of course, and the railroad long-gone, but the coke ovens remain in the hillside.
    Similar coke ovens can be found along the Chesapeake & Ohio main in New River Gorge.
    The only time I’ve ever seen the Glen White coke ovens is when the leaves are off the trees.
    —4) No mistakes this trip.
    And only two widdle-stops; the first only a matter of convenience. (“Here comes a john; I might as well use it.”)
    Our trip started later, because we first reconnoitered a 5K footrace this coming weekend in nearby Geneseo.
    It starts at a Catholic church, and looks somewhat challenging.

    Amtrak westbound at the mighty Curve.

    —5) We of course visited the mighty Curve after checking in, but only after doing the Tunnel Hill overlook (lead picture).
    We got to the Curve at 4:50, and they were closing at 5, so we parked across the street.
    And then climbed the 194 steps.
    I was expecting to have degraded some, but marched right up just like I always do, huffing at the top, but not out of breath.
    The only train we saw was an Amtrak climbing Track Two (second picture).
    The shadow of the mountain across the valley was quickly obscuring the tracks.

    DAY TWO......
    .....Dawned dark and cloudy, and as we headed out to Perkins for pancakes it was misting.
    The cloud deck was breaking leaving Perkins, and it wasn’t that cold — no long underwear yet.
    So I decided to try “the Ledges” as originally planned.
    It looked like a clearing sky might illuminate the Ledges (it wasn’t worth doing if too cold or raining or cloudy).
    After a short hike up a rocky jeep trail, and falling once, we got there, but it was awfully windy.
    My wife, in fear of being shot by blood-crazed drunken hunters, or even Sarah Palin with her moose-hunting AK-47 (“shoot first; ask questions later”), had our red canvas Tops grocery-bag held up high.
    My scanner said two were coming down; one each on Tracks One and Two.
    We missed the one on Two, an Amtrak (camera not on) — but got the freight on Track One (third picture).
    The light seemed pretty fair, which was why we waited despite the cold; about a half-hour.

    Down on Track One at the Ledges (east of the Curve).

    After that we returned to Tunnel Inn to put on our long underwear.
    The weather was getting worse.
    The overcast was what pilots would call broken; quickly scudding clouds, mostly obscuring the sun.
    From now on we were trying to find “Faudi-spots;” spots I had been taken to with Phil Faudi last August. (The Ledges was a “Faudi-spot.”)
    We managed to find ‘em all; the first being the highway overpass pictured in picture #4.
    But after that the clouds became thicker and some rained.
    Two of the most photogenic spots, South Fork and Summerhill, became impossible.
    We gave up and went back to Tunnel Inn.
    By then we got the password for Tunnel Inn’s wireless Internet — it needs to be in the room. Computers are pretty much standard luggage any more.
    Sun having shown for a while, we set out again, but it began raining as soon as we stepped out.
    Showers and sun were intermittent, but it appeared a clear spot was approaching, so we angled off at Lilly, where Faudi and I had shot a double.

    Eastbound on Track One at the Jamestown Road overpass near Portage.

    One was climbing on Track One — that is picture #5. As we left another came down Track Two.
    We drove to Summerhill and camped out there a while.
    Nothing; so we went back down to South Fork.
    Again, nothing; so we headed for Tunnel Inn.
    But scanner-on inside the car had one coming down on Track Two, passing the detector at Cresson first, and then the one in nearby Portage (I think).
    So we reversed to head back to Summerhill, but the train, mostly auto-racks, was ahead of us.
    Off again at Summerhill, in hopes the one ahead had a follower; and it did, an empty coal-hopper train descending on Track Three.
    But Track Two had a down-train too; that’s the one in the last picture.
    The empty hopper-train pulled past the train I shot, but since it was blocked I couldn’t shoot it.

    Up the West slope on Track One at Lilly.

    “Where to next?” my wife asked. “I’m with you!”
    “Elz would have left years ago,” I said.
    “Yeah, but I’m not your sister.”

    DAY THREE:
    —1) Back home.

    The most depressing thing about these forays is putting our dog in the slammer.
    Tunnel Inn doesn’t allow pets, nor does the mighty Curve.
    You can tell; chipmunks have the run of the place. They need a dog to set ‘em straight.
    —2) So began another season of long underwear.
    50 degrees camped out at trackside in the wind requires long johns.
    It wasn’t the first time the mighty Curve initiated the beginning of long johns.
    —3) We wonder about all the fabulous highways in Pennsylvania.
    They’re nice, but little used.
    Sweep through wide-open Sebring above the Blossburg Hill and ya might see one other car.
    Onto Interstate-390 in New York, and we were surrounded by semis.
    A truck with an oversized load — what appeared to be a 100-foot tall silo or something 10 feet in diameter — was in a rest-stop.
    It was so big they had to use three escorts; one to block the passing-lane.
    (Thankfully it switched to I-86, the Southern Expressway [across lower New York]; not Interstate-390 [north].)
    Okay, so Pennsylvania is building for the future — presuming the automobile continues as the chosen mode of transport.
    Suppose gasoline climbs to $5 or $7 or $10 per gallon.
    Do we make Saudi Arabia a state; and even then we’re competing with China and India. (“Send troops.”)
    Meanwhile much of the alternative to automotive transport was abandoned: the steel wheel on the steel rail — incredibly efficient.
    AutoTrain is the right idea. But that’s only one route with a known market.

    Westbound on Track Two at Summerhill. (The higher signals are at that height to be seen over a nearby highway overpass behind.)

    —4) No mistakes driving back, and only two widdle-stops.
    Our first stop was at mighty Sheetz on Beale Ave. in Altoona to buy gas ($2.75.9 per gallon). I thought I’d look for a john there, but couldn’t see one right away.
    Oh well, there’s always the MacDonalds half-way to Williamsport, but I drove by that too.
    So the first widdle-stop was the mighty Williamsport Weggers; where I was buying bananas anyway.
    It’s the old waazoo: whatever goes in, has to come out; so lay off the coffee.
    “Doncha want a sody?” Faudi would ask.
    “Whatever goes in, has to come out,” I’d say. —Nine hours with only one widdle.
    The next widdle-stop was rest facilities on I-390 in New York state.
    And that was only a matter of convenience.
    Seemed the guys with the 100-foot silo were doing the same thing.
    —5) Our neighbor Billy, across the street, said it snowed while we were away. But it had melted away before we returned.
    —6) I would say my railfaning at the mighty Curve has benefited from the Faudi experience.
    I still don’t know train-numbers and scheduled trains like him, but I can better tell when a train is coming.
    And I can make a sudden Faudi move to catch one if I hear it on the scanner.
    The scanner-chatter makes a little more sense, although once it sounded like we were getting schoolbuses departing a school.
    Zagging up-and-down the railroad to view trains is more fun than just sitting at the Curve.
    On the scanner, the engineers are calling out the signals as they see ‘em; first giving the train-number, their direction, and what track they’re on. Used to be that train-number was just gibberish. I still don’t know the stuff Faudi knows, but we had more fun; which I guess means progress.
    The Faudi experience also took me well beyond Horseshoe Curve.
    No longer is it the Curve and Cassandra.
    The Curve is nice, but not photogenic; and Cassandra only works with strong telephoto.
    The reason the Curve and Cassandra were successful were train frequency.
    And that applies to all the Faudi-spots.
    It’s the Norfolk Southern mainline across Pennsylvania — the old Pennsy.
    Wait 20 minutes, and a train passes. STAND BACK EVERYONE!

  • All photos by the so-called “old guy” with the dreaded and utterly reprehensible Nikon D100.
  • No footnotes — too many would be required. I’ll just say that “Elz” is my sister Elizabeth in Florida, and Tunnel Inn is the Bed & Breakfast we stay in at Horseshoe Curve.

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  • Sunday, October 19, 2008

    Make her laugh

    So here we are, after Session Number Three of dog-obedience with Scarlett at Lollypop, at the Funky Food Market, to pick up a case each of puffed rice and puffed corn I had special-ordered.
    I was also picking up a case of grape-juice I buy there because -a) I can buy a case, and -b) it ain’t Welch’s “from concentrate.”
    Our Cashier is Karen, who I’ve special-ordered with so many times, she knows my name, and even our phone-number.
    She rings up the grape-juice, and I mention “I also have that special-order of puffed rice and puffed corn” (she had forgotten, despite my mentioning first).
    She gets them both, and adds them to my total.
    But her terminal went into some kind of tailspin.
    She tries again; same tailspin.
    Another cashier is brought over; she gets the same tailspin.
    Minutes have passed already — Karen is mightily embarrassed.
    “Carol,” the Sunday store-manager, is paged.
    More minutes pass; poor Karen is climbing the wall.
    Finally “Carol” appears from out back, where she had possibly been slumbering.
    Carol tries the same procedure; same tailspin.
    “Well, I guess we gotta start from scratch.”
    Sale canceled, and start from scratch.
    Enter name (“Robert Hughes”) and phone-number; I’m in their system (it’s a miracle, Bobby).
    Scan grape-juice case again, and then each case of puffed cereal.
    VIOLA! Total due; Visa charge completed (“please sign”); and then their system eats my receipt-slip.
    “This company’s computer system has to be the worst I’ve ever seen,” Carol says.
    “I could say something but I won’t,” I say.
    “Go ahead, Mr. Hughes. Say it!” Karen says.
    “Apple Macintosh,” I say. “Don’t know as it will work any better, but I been drivin’ Apple OS-X over two years, and it hasn’t crashed yet.”
    Later, driving home, my wife suggests “It was probably the software. After all, it’s just a bunch of hippies. It was probably programmed by some hippie!”
    “Oh, I don’t know,” I say. “It was probably part of a package written by ex-Microsoft employees at ‘Stores-R-Us.’”
    Cracked her up.
    “What was so funny about that?” I think. “I dream up that kind of junk all the time.”
    The key to a successful marriage is “make her laugh.” I feel not much is left anymore, but I can still do that — by default, I humblee submit.

  • “Scarlett” is our current dog; a rescue Irish-Setter. She’s four-plus, and is our sixth Irish-Setter.
  • Lollypop Farm is the Rochester area Humane Society and animal-shelter. (It offers courses in dog-obedience training.)
  • “The funky food-market” is Lori’s Natural Foods, south of Rochester in Henrietta — a source for salt-free cereal, sauce, etc. It’s run and owned by what used to be called “hippies.”
  • “Robert Hughes” is my name; “Bobbalew” my nickname.
  • “It’s a miracle, Bobby” is something my tub-thumping born-again Christian mother used to say to me.
  • RE: “Apple Macintosh........” —All my siblings use Windows PCs, but I use an Apple MacIntosh, so am therefore reprehensible and stupid. We have an ongoing argument about computer superiority. My all-knowing, blowhard brother-from-Boston, the macho ad-hominem king, who noisily badmouths everything I do or say, has loudly declared that an Apple MacIntosh is little more than a Tinker-Toy.
  • “OS-X” is the current Apple computer operating system.
  • My wife of 40+ years is “Linda.” She retired as a computer programmer.
  • “Windows” is Microsoft’s computer operating-system, so as a MAC user I make fun of it; especially since my siblings say I’m stupid and reprehensible to use it.
  • Saturday, October 18, 2008

    "Why I Oughta........."

    Last night (Friday, October 17, 2008) was a televised debate between candidates for the 56th NY State Senatorial district, namely incumbent Republican Joe Robach (“ROW-bach” as in “Johann Sebastian Bach”) versus Democratic challenger Rick Dollinger (“DOLL-en-jer”)
    We didn’t listen — it’s not even our district — but managed to hear the highlight of the debate.
    “Rick, ya drive a Lexus,” Robach said.
    “I do not!” shouted Dollinger. “I drive a Chevy Malibu. Here; wanna see the keys?”
    “Why I oughta.......” POINK!
    “Wub-wub-wub-wub-wub!” said Dollinger.
    “Soitenly!”
    At this point Alice Kryzan steps in: “Boys, take it outside.”

  • Alice Kryzan, of Buffalo, is the lady who won the Democratic primary for the 26th congressional district. She won by pointing out what political discourse has become, a Stooges skit.
  • Robach

    Another regular monthly business-meeting of Local 282 of the Amalgamated Transit Union (“What’s ‘Ah-Two?’”) bit the dust the other night (Thursday, October 16, 2008).
    The excitement at this meeting (poorly attended of course) was the appearance of N.Y. State Senator Joe Robach (“ROW-bach” as in “Johann Sebastian Bach”).
    Union Business-Agent Frank Falzone (“Foul-ZONE”) was quietly reading his report, when Robach strode in.
    “I hereby suspend the regular order of business. Hi, Joe! How ya doin’?” Frank said.
    “I really don’t know what to say,” Robach said, as he turned and faced us.
    “I’ve lived in Rochester all my life, and rode bus when I was younger.”
    “We lived at the end of Lake Ave., and I rode bus to work.”
    “I’d fall asleep on the bus, and the driver got up to wake me.”
    “‘Wake up, Joe. This is where ya get off!’”
    I used to do that. When I had the morning Park-and-Ride from Fairport, I’d look for Blondie in East Rochester at Locust St.
    If she wasn’t there, I’d glance down Locust to see if she was coming. And if she was, I stopped.
    Similarly, I drove the a.m. Joseph Ave. trip to Edison Tech.
    It was the slums; awful. Started out the school-year with a full bus (48), and ended up with 15.
    “What happened to everyone else?” I’d ask. “Prison?” (Some had been shot dead.)
    Some mornings I’d see kids running for the bus-stop.
    I used to get excoriated by management; “If these kids can’t get to the bus-stop on time, pass ‘em up!
    Baloney!
    These kids wanted to get to school. I ain’t lettin’ ‘em down.
    One time early in the school-year I’m bombin’ down Joseph, and “Hey; those kids want the bus!”
    “So wha’d ya pick up them for?” management asked, “A road-supervisor went by and there’s no stop.”
    “Yeah, but there’s supposed to be,” I said.
    “It’s not their fault the bus-company can’t get its act together.”
    “They gave me sheets of paper assigning them to that stop.”
    (That stop remained signless for almost four months.)
    “I’m on vacation next week,” I’d tell everyone.
    “Ya better allow for that, and a jerk driver.”
    “I know yaz all, and where to find yaz; but my replacement won’t.”
    “Management thinks we’re stupid, and completely disrespects us.”
    “Uh-oh........” I think to myself. “Ya walked into it, Joe. Prepare to endure a loud litany of mistreatment.”
    “So how long have you guys been without a contract?” Joe asked.
    “21 months,” Frank said.
    Joe is Republican, but “for cryin’ out loud! Don’t these guys have any respect for those doing the work?”
    Joe is Republican, but very feet-on-the-ground.
    In fact, an old Democrat turned Republican, since he thought the Republican Party was ascending.
    The Democrat challenging him is an old pol supported by fatcat corporations. He once lawyered a corporation dragged into court for shipping jobs overseas.
    He has dropped to mud-slinging, the only way to challenge a feet-on-the-ground politician.
    And he’s being funded by those same fatcat corporations. They’re noisily claiming he doesn’t reflect the values of his district.
    Well, yes; not exactly. He is REPUBLICAN after all.
    But not the image of Limbaugh.
    “So what you’re telling me is I shouldn’t attend this press-briefing celebrating the fare reduction,” Joe said.
    “The ones who benefit from that are the suburbanites,” Frank interjected. “The ones that really need the bus don’t. A monthly city bus-pass remains the same.”
    “The other guy that benefits is the head honcho, with all the favorable press,” someone added.
    “He’s using taxpayer money to reward himself and his suburban friends,” Frank said.
    “He also awards bonuses to management employees,” a mechanic added. “You may have heard of the TOPS program. A management surveyor gets on at the barns, rides downtown, and then back to the barns. The surveyor then turns in a report on how well the system is managed, but of course he does; it’s management praising management.”
    “And that’s only one tiny part of the system,” someone said.
    “Maybe ya should go to this shindig and ask how he lowered fares yet not give us a contract.”
    “If you actually see head honcho, you’re doing better than me,” Frank added.
    “He never shows at negotiations; sends only his minions.”
    “Who was that guy with the flattop?” Joe asked.
    “That’s Jack Garrity; we always hammered out directly with him,” Frank said.
    “He was once a bus-driver.”
    (Garrity was head honcho when I was there.)
    “Current head honcho won’t even ride a bus at all.”
    “Neither would Jack Garrity,” I thought to myself. “Associate with the riffraff? You have to be kidding!”
    “The reason we’ve been at impasse so long, is we never can arrange to meet. They always stonewall.”
    “I also can’t believe you guys can’t ask for police when threatened on a bus,” Robach said.
    “Nope; call the radio first,” a driver said.
    “Then they send out a road-supervisor to blame the bus-driver and approve the miscreant.”
    “I got fired for wanting to throw a violent passenger off the bus!” said Craig Fien (“FEEN”), a union-rep.
    “27 years; and they called it insubordination,” Frank said. “They just wanted to fire him.”
    “This used to be a good job, but not any more,” someone added. “Three years in Iraq honorably serving my country, and I come back to this. The Army was a picnic!”

  • Local 282 of the nationwide Amalgamated Transit Union is my old bus-union at Regional Transit Service, the transit-bus operator in Rochester, NY, where I drove transit-bus for 16&1/2 years (1977-1993). My stroke October 26, 1993 ended that.
  • “What’s ‘ah-two?’” is something my mother asked seeing my ATU (Amalgamated Transit Union) button.
  • “Frank Falzone” is one of two paid, full-time union officials. They work for Local 282; not Transit.
  • A “Park-and-Ride” was a commuter bus-service to the suburbs.
  • “Fairport” and “East Rochester” are both suburbs east of Rochester; first East Rochester and then Fairport.
  • “Blondie” was a passenger in East Rochester. I called her that because she had long blonde hair.
  • “Edison Tech” is a technical high-school west of Rochester. —It was originally in the city, but a new school was built on an old landfill in the western Rochester outskirts.
  • RE: “So what you’re telling me is I shouldn’t attend this press-briefing celebrating the fare reduction.......” —Regional Transit will reduce bus-fare; the only transit operation nationwide to do so.
  • Buses are stored overnight inside in “the barns,” on the east side of Rochester.
  • A “union-rep” is a union representative, there to intercede with management in favor of union-members.

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  • Vibes

    So here I am the other day (Thursday, October 16, 2008) calmly driving eastbound in the Bathtub toward Bloomfield village on Routes 5&20.
    I’m taking our dog to the so-called elitist country-club via the drop-box at the Bloomfield post-office.
    Good old 5&20. So far, no accidents; but every once-in-a-while the old bus-driver Jones has to kick in to save my butt.
    One morning some Granny nearly crossed my path at a cross-intersection in her giant Chevy cruiser-van on my way to the mighty Mezz.
    Another time a rusty Ford pickup forced a Chevy van onto a lawn, but that wasn’t me.
    We’re approaching Bloomfield, the infamous intersection of State Route 64 on the west side of town from the north.
    The onliest traffic protection is a stop-sign.
    GrandPop is sitting at the stop-sign in his silver Pontiac Vibe station-wagon.
    “Uh-ohh......” I think to myself. Transfer right foot to brake.
    GrandPop waits until an oncoming sheriff’s dippity passes, then charges right out in front of me.
    Nothing new; stab brake. Did he even look at all?
    He sees me in his rearview: “Where did he come from?”
    No Dubya-sticker.
    Dubya-stickers are outta date; it’s 2008, not 2004.
    And Dubya is so unpopular even McCain is running away from him.

  • “The Bathtub” is our 2005 Toyota Sienna van; called that because it’s white and like sitting in a bathtub.
  • “5&20” is the main east-west road through our area; State Route 5 and U.S. Route 20, both on the same road. 5&20 is just south of where we live.
  • “The so-called elitist country-club” is nearby Boughton (“BOW-tin” as in “OW”) Park, where I run and we walk our dog. It was called that long ago by an editor at the Canandaigua Daily-Messenger newspaper, where I once worked, because it will only allow taxpayers of the three towns that own it to use it. We are residents of one of those towns.
  • RE: “Old bus-driver Jones...........” —For 16&1/2 years (1977-1993) I drove transit bus for Regional Transit Service, the transit-bus operator in Rochester, N.Y. My stroke October 26, 1993 ended that. To be successful at bus-driving, you drove defensively.
  • The “mighty Mezz” is the Canandaigua Daily-Messenger newspaper, from where I retired over two years ago. Best job I ever had.
  • “Dubya-sticker” is a Bush-Cheney 2004 bumper-sticker. All insane traffic-moves seem to involve Bush-supporters. They seem to think they have the right.
  • Honkie

    Last night (Friday, October 17, 2008) I got called by a girl with a survey.
    —A survey of my radio listening and newspaper reading.
    After 89 bazilyun boring questions delivered ratta-tatt machine-gun style:
    “What race do you consider yourself? White, African-American, Hispanic, Native American, Naturalized Oriental, Redneck, Slit-Eyed Commie, Illegal Alien?”
    “I didn’t hear ‘honkie,’” I said.
    “That’s because it’s not here,” she said.
    “Well, maybe it should be,” I said.

    Friday, October 17, 2008

    “Alumni”

    The other day (Wednesday, October 15, 2008) was a quarterly meeting at the dreaded “Alumni,” retirees of Local 282 of the Amalgamated Transit Union (“What’s ‘ah-two?’”), the bus-union at Regional Transit Service in Rochester, NY.
    A pack of lazy, no-good, no-account, freeloading do-nothings like me who never actually did anything except: -a) jaw with passengers (especially floozies); -b) keep nine tons of unstable junk between the lines in all kinds of weather; -c) avoid T-boning Granny when she suddenly cut us off out of a mall parking-lot (“Oh look, Dora. A bus. PULL OUT! PULL OUT!”); and -d) avoid getting shot.
    The “Alumni” is different from the “15/25-Year Club;” the name of which I never understood.
    I suppose it was the 25-Year Club at first; then they changed it to allow 15-year employees.
    The 15/25-Year Club was all employees of Transit, including management. 15/25-Year Club functions had become management-union donnybrooks.
    The “Alumni” was a response to management running roughshod over the 15/25-Year Club.
    “Just about all these people are ex bus-drivers,” the Alumni Vice-Prez said to two people from BJ’s. (The meeting was to allow BJ’s Club to give a presentation, and solicit memberships, —Only we don’t buy 89 bazilyun pounds of bulk rice.)
    “The only guy that isn’t was a bus-mechanic,” the Veep said.
    Every Alumni gathering leaves me surprised at how much better shape I’m in compared to everyone else.
    I suppose it’s because I run, and the way I eat.
    “I’ll take a side-order of pancakes please, with plenty of butter too. And real butter, Missy; not margarine,” someone said.
    That guy then soaked his pancakes with gallons of syrup.
    All these people had diabetes; just about everyone there does but me.
    Most weigh over 200 pounds; many flaccidly over 300.
    And few look like they do any walking at all.
    A girl was hobbling with a cane.
    The guy next to me’s butt was so wide he nearly sat on me: “Excuse me! I haven’t seen it in years.”
    My old friend Gary Colvin was sitting across from me, and after glomming his pancakes, sausage, two eggs-sunny-side-up, toast with real butter, and greasy hash-browns slathered in thick brown gravy........
    .....furtively removed a small napkin from his pocket revealing 20 pills.
    “Good grief, Gary,” I said. “I sure am glad I ain’t takin’ that many.”
    “Actually it’s only four prescriptions,” he said. “The rest are all vitamin supplements.”
    “The prescriptions are Avodart®, Vitorin® for cholesterol, a blood-pressure medication,....” and I forget the other — perhaps Insulin.
    “Well, four prescriptions ain’t that bad,” I said. “I only take one; and I stopped the calcium-blocker and the cholesterol medication because my neurologist thought they might be causing my ‘episodes.’”
    “The Vitorin and blood-pressure med are to offset Insulin supplements. Diabetes poisons your liver. Tell ‘im, Tony.” he said.
    “My Physical-Therapist said the way to control both was get back in shape,” I said. “So I did, and lost about 25 pounds.”
    “Smokestack Merkel trotted out the new Alumni web-page.
    “That’s great, Jerry,” someone said. “Now all I need is a computer.”
    “Looks like it was made with one of them web-page templates,” my wife observed. “They gotta turn down that music!”
    The worst news was that my old friend Art Dana, the ex-driver with Parkinson’s, and not there, had to sell his fabulous Model-A hot-rod, because he couldn’t see to finish it.
    He apparently bought a ‘49 Ford custom; a turn-key he doesn’t have to finish.
    Dana was at his eye-doctor. I guess he has cataracts.

  • RE: “Dreaded......” —My siblings are all flagrantly anti-union.
  • For 16&1/2 years (1977-1993) I drove transit bus for Regional Transit Service, the transit-bus operator in Rochester, N.Y. My stroke October 26, 1993 ended that.
  • “What’s ‘ah-two?’” is something my mother asked seeing my ATU (Local 282 of the nationwide Amalgamated Transit Union) button.
  • “Lazy, no-good, no-account, freeloading do-nothings.....” is something my all-knowing, blowhard brother-from-Boston, the macho ad-hominem king, says to put down my past career as a bus-driver.
  • The average bus, at that time, weighed nine tons. Most of our buses were worn out; junk. The rear-tires were often bald.
  • “Gary Colvin” is a retired bus-driver who started about a year after me. “Art Dana” is another retired bus-driver who started about a year-or-two before me. “Tony” is another.
  • RE: “Episodes.....” Two+ years ago I was experiencing dizzy-spells (or whatever), but not any more. They’re why I retired from the Canandaigua Daily-Messenger Newspaper, which was after the stroke. (I worked at the Messenger almost 10 years — best job I ever had; much better than Transit.)
  • RE: “Smokestack Merkel” (Girard [Jerry] Merkel — “MER-kul”)...... —We call him “Smokestack” because he smokes three packs of cigarettes a day.
  • My wife of 40+ years is “Linda.” She previously was a computer-programmer before retirement.
  • Dana had a Model-A Ford roadster hot-rod he was building. He’s an old hot-rodder; which explains the 1949 Ford custom.
  • “Turn-key” means the car is already done and operable.

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  • Thursday, October 16, 2008

    Credit Crunch


    Hmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnn....... (Epson 10000XL.)

    (You can be sure this stuff will go in the shredder.)

    Wednesday, October 15, 2008

    Dog-nail trimmer

    I’m quietly pumping away on the sand-trainer at the vaunted Canandaigua YMCA yesterday (Tuesday, October 14, 2008).
    For some time I’ve only been able to do the “Y” one day a week; and only have time for one-third of the machines.
    I used to do all the machines; then half.
    My goal is to get outta there by 1:30 or so. Yesterday was 2:15.
    My original intent was to run Monday, Wednesday and Friday, and YMCA strength-training Tuesday and Thursday.
    When the snow flies we switch; YMCA Monday, Wednesday and Friday, and walk dog or ski at park Tuesday and Thursday.
    Weekends is walk dog Saturday morning because Linda works at the post-office, and run Sunday if possible.
    But it’s gotten so that so many errands, appointments, etc. are intervening, we might only run twice a week and YMCA once.
    It has gotten so tight the refrigerator-door can no longer keep up.
    Linda has to print a calendar-page so we can juggle all the appointments.
    When we make an appointment, we have to refer to the calendar to avoid conflicts.
    And every afternoon becomes a wild, headlong rush.
    Walk dog, start supper, etc.
    Every trip to anywhere gets an errand or two tacked onto it.
    Today (Wednesday, October 15, 2008) is a meeting of the “Alumni” bus-retirees. That will get a trip to the Honeoye Falls supermarket hooked to it to buy spinach.
    Friday I hope to run. That gets a trip to mower-man hooked to it to buy an oil-filter for the zero-turn.
    Tomorry is Hairman in the afternoon, and since Linda works all day at the post-office, dog gets walked that morning at the park.
    Yesterday’s visit to the YMCA got a trip to mighty Weggers hooked to it. —The weekly grocery gig.
    And that got a visit to Advance Auto hooked to it to buy oil for the mower.
    Home 15 minutes later. Every minute counts. It all adds up.
    Weggers is a half-hour. Add Wal*Mart to that and I’m adding another half-hour to that trip to Weggers (plus I have to avoid the smelly kissing greeter).
    Sure; farm all the lawn-mowing out to Linda and I might have time for a NASCAR race with a bag of Cheetos.

    So here I am placidly pumping the sand-trainer.
    Amazon-Lady is next to me on the other sand-trainer, pumping away listening to her MP3 player with earbuds.
    An infomercial is on the wall-mounted plasma-baby facing us, tuned to the Weather-Channel.
    Something about a dog toenail trimmer; some motorized gizmo with a tiny grinding-wheel driven by a plastic-encased toothbrush motor.
    “Oh sure,” I say.
    Amazon-Lady has the volume up on her MP3 player, but she winced as she heard that.
    There’s Fido dutifully holding up his paw so Lithesome Lassie can trim his claws.
    “Uh yeah,” I think. “It helps to have a well-trained dog not terrified of vacuum-cleaners.”
    Try that with our dog, and she’d head for the hills!
    “You’re not attackin’ me with no gizmo!”

  • I work out at the Canandaigua YMCA.
  • A “sand-trainer” is a semi-elliptical machine that duplicates running in sand.
  • “Linda” is my wife of 40+ years. Like me she’s retired, but she works part-time at the West Bloomfield post-office. (We live in West Bloomfield, NY.)
  • Our current dog is “Scarlett;” a rescue Irish-Setter. She’s four-plus, and is our sixth Irish-Setter.
  • For 16&1/2 years (1977-1993) I drove transit bus for Regional Transit Service, the transit-bus operator in Rochester, N.Y. My stroke October 26, 1993 ended that — disability retirement. (The “Alumni” are all union retirees; but you have to join.)
  • Our “zero-turn” is our 48-inch Husqvarna riding-mower; “zero-turn” because it’s a special design with separate drives to each drive-wheel, so it can be spun on a dime. “Zero-turns” are becoming the norm, because they cut mowing time in half compared to a lawn-tractor, which has to be set up for each mowing-pass.
  • “Hairman” is my hair-dresser. I’ve gone to him at least 16-17 years. (My macho, loudmouthed brother-from-Boston, who noisily badmouths everything I do or say, excoriates my hair. I shouldn’t be patronizing Hairman; like my brother I should be having my hair trimmed by HairCrafters at $5 a pop, or use my John Deere riding-mower.)
  • “Mighty Weggers” is Wegmans, a large supermarket-chain based in Rochester we often buy groceries at. They have a store in Canandaigua.
  • RE: “I might have time for a NASCAR race with a bag of Cheetos.......” —My all-knowing, blowhard brother-from-Boston, the macho ad-hominem king, who noisily badmouths everything I do or say, makes his wife mow his huge lawn, so he can watch NASCAR while glomming Cheetos.
  • Amazon-Lady is a YMCA-employee. We call her that because she is extremely muscle-bound.
  • “Plasma-babies” are what my loudmouthed macho brother-from-Boston calls all high-definition wide/flat-screen TVs. Other technologies beside plasma are available, but he calls them all “plasma-babies.”
  • Tuesday, October 14, 2008

    tankless water-heater


    Behold. (Photo by the so-called “old guy” with the dreaded and utterly reprehensible Nikon D100 with flash.)

    We had a tankless water-heater (pictured above) installed yesterday (Monday, October 13, 2008), replacing our old tank-type water-heater which was around 10 years old.
    A typical tank-type water-heater, what is usually seen in this nation, has a 40 or 60-gallon or maybe even 80 or 100-gallon retention tank heated by a cooker underneath, usually a natural-gas burner or an electric element.
    The water inside the tank is heated to maybe 140° (whatever ya set it at), and if the temperature of that water falls, a thermostat triggers the cooker.
    Turn on the shower or the washing-machine, and preheated water flows out of the tank, replaced by cold input, which is then heated.
    Typically, the cooker can’t keep up with hot-water demand, so your shower goes cold.
    Colder water flows from the tank to the shower. I couldn’t take a shower and run the washer together.
    A tankless water-heater heats water on demand — there’s no retention tank.
    As water flows, cold comes in one side, gets heated as it flows through, and comes out hot.
    The tankless only heats water as it’s used.

    Our house originally had a tankless water-heater, but it was manufactured in Sweden, and no one would work on it (except me).
    It also had a live pilot (as opposed to electronic), but it would blow out if windy.
    Relighting it was a struggle, but I often did.
    The domestic hot-water also circulated through a heater-core a blower blew through, so it was also heating the house.
    The entire system was part of superinsulated house design, where a house with little heat-load could be heated by the water-heater.
    It worked fine, except —A) constantly if below zero outside, and —B) no one would work on it except me.
    A stroke also intervened, and the pilot blew out the same day.
    Linda returned from the hospital to a cold house, and had to struggle to relight the pilot herself.
    Finally the heater-core in the water-heater corroded, and we were getting replacements parts from Floridy via UPS — not locally.
    But no one would install that core for us, and our heating-contractor said heating our house with domestic hot-water was non-code in our area.
    So out came our entire fancy-dan Vent-Air® system, including our original tankless water-heater.
    We replaced it all with a small furnace, a forced-draft tank-type water-heater, and forced-air ventilation with an air-to-air heat-exchanger.
    The Vent-Air® was mainly an air-to-air heat-exchanger, but had that added hot-water heater core and blower.
    Code required two separated water-heaters to heat hot water: —1) our domestic hot-water, and —2) for the house heat.
    We decided a furnace was more standard; enough for the average heating-contractor to work on.
    Don’t know as this was a wise move.
    The house is more humid than it was with the Vent-Air®. My guess is the furnace is pumping condensation off its heat-exchanger.
    We also have to have electricity. Both the furnace and the forced-draft tank-type water-heater have electrical inputs; the water-heater a small electrical draft-inducer blower. Both also have electric pilots.
    If the power went, the Vent-Air® blowers were incapacitated, but we still had hot water. The original tankless used no electricity.
    This is part of the reason we installed the stand-by generator; to push the furnace and the water-heater if the power went. (It also pushes the freezers.)
    Sure; put in a dehumidifier. With the Vent-Air® we didn’t need one.
    So now tankless water-heaters are becoming more accepted — not future, like our original unit.
    Our gas-supplier will rebate a tankless installation; 400 smackaroos.
    They’re encouraging tankless, since they ain’t using the gas needed to maintain a tank of hot-water. —I always thought maintaining a tank of hot-water during our trips to Altoony was silly; used to turn the water-heater off. So too trips to Floridy or Delaware.
    The heating-contractor that maintains our stand-by generator was pushing tankless, and our forced-draft tank-type water-heater was old enough to be suspect.
    I wanted to replace it before it sprang a leak.
    So back to tankless — seemed more energy-efficient anyway.

    I should add that we also had installed a separate recirculator pipe-run to keep the water in the long run to the kitchen hot.
    That run was so long it took about a minute before hot water flowed; so a recirculator run was added to recirculate the water standing in that run back through the water-heater. If the water therein drops below 120°, a pump (at left) recirculates the water therein back through the water-heater until that standing water is back up to 120°. That way we don’t have to run the water a minute before using the dishwasher.
    The pump is also on a timer, so it’s off from 11 p.m. until 6 a.m.
    I could have added recirculator runs to other outlets (both bathrooms), but didn’t bother. We don’t use water there much, and get hot water in less than 30 seconds.

  • RE: “‘Old guy’ with the dreaded and utterly reprehensible Nikon D100.......” —My macho, blowhard brother-from-Boston, who is 13 years younger than me, calls me “the old guy” as a put-down (I also am the oldest). I also am loudly excoriated by all my siblings for preferring a professional camera (like the Nikon D100) instead of a point-and-shoot. This is because I long ago sold photos to nationally published magazines.
  • We designed our house here in West Bloomfield to be ultra energy efficient. It is super-insulated, enough to have a low heat-need. It was built for us in 1989; and we still live here.
  • I had a stroke October 26, 1993.
  • “Linda” is my wife of 40+ years.
  • “Domestic hot-water” is the house-water used in cooking and cleaning.
  • Our house is so tight it needs “forced-air ventilation.” An “air-to-air heat-exchanger” tempers the incoming outside air with the outgoing inside air. (There is no air mixing.)
  • A “stand-by generator” generates electricity when the power fails, which is fairly often out here in the country. Our “stand-by” is a one-liter V-twin engine powered by natural gas. It kicks on automatically when the power fails.
  • “Altoony” (Altoona, Pennsylvania) is the location of the “mighty Curve” (“Horseshoe Curve”), by far the BEST railfan spot I have ever been to. Horseshoe Curve is a national historic site. It was a trick used by the Pennsylvania Railroad to get over the Allegheny mountains without steep grades. Horseshoe Curve was opened in 1854, and is still in use. (I am a railfan, and have been since I was a child. —I’ve been there hundreds of times.)
  • My wife’s mother lives in central Florida, and I have a younger brother and his family that live in northern Delaware.