Thursday, December 29, 2011

Good old Bennett Road

I’m calmly motoring east the other day (Wednesday, December 28, 2011) on County Road 39, headed for Mighty Tops in nearby Canandaigua, headed toward the intersection with Bennett Road, a cross-road.
I can see the Bennett Road approaches to County Road 39.
About 400 yards away, I see a red SUV approaching; it’s headed south.
It stops and safely crosses County Road 39, me still 300 yards away — that’s three football fields.
I continue approaching Bennett Road.
Suddenly a dirty white Ford pickup is approaching the intersection southward on Bennett Road.
Even though I have the right-of-way (no stop-sign), I instinctively let off the gas and put my foot on the brake.
Good old Bennett Road — I know how it is. I’ve already had two phenomenal avoidances at this intersection.
-One was a girl on her cellphone — drove right in front of me.
I had to do an almighty swerve, and I doubt she ever saw me at all.
-The second incident was a lady in a Chevrolet pickup towing a horse-trailer. She turned right in front of me, and again I had to do an almighty swerve.
I passed her later, and she was surprised, like “where did he come from?”
“You can thank your lucky stars I once drove transit bus,” I thought; “so I expect such insanity.
Otherwise I probably woulda tee-boned ya.”
The dirty Ford pickup slowed as if to stop, and then charged right out in front of me.
25 yards and closing; I slammed on the brakes.
Someone was riding shotgun, so I couldn’t see the driver.
But I doubt he saw me; if he had he woulda stopped.
My guess is he looked only the other way, and seeing no-one charged.
The shotgun rider saw me; I saw him gasp.
“You just nearly got hit,” he probably said to the driver. “That car you didn’t see just saved your butt and mine. He woulda hit my side.”
Doesn’t hurt to stop and look both ways before ya main intersection with stop-signs only on your road.

• “Tops” is a large supermarket-chain based in Buffalo we occasionally buy groceries at. They have a store in Canandaigua (“Mighty Tops”).
• “Canandaigua” (“cannan-DAY-gwuh”) is a small city nearby where we live in Western NY. The city is also within a rural town called “Canandaigua.” The name is Indian, and means “Chosen Spot.” It’s about 14 miles away. —We live in the small rural town of West Bloomfield, southeast of Rochester.
• For 16&1/2 years (1977-1993) I drove transit bus for Regional Transit Service (RTS) in Rochester, NY, a public employer, the transit-bus operator in Rochester and its environs. My stroke October 26, 1993 ended that. I retired on medical-disability. —As a bus-driver I had to parry madness in the streets, NASCAR wannabees and befuddled grannies. (“Oh look Dora, a bus, a bus. PULL OUT! PULL OUT!”

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Marcy, it’s everywhere!

Newt.
I avoid politics in this blog, but Newt Gingrich’s assertion a cruise helped him better understand the plight of the average American has to be the most insane thing I’ve heard yet.
This is as insane as saying buying a brand-new Mercedes helps one better understand the plight of the average American car-buyer.
And that’s buying a new car. Even new cars may be climbing out of reach for this kid. I can’t afford to just suddenly part with 40,000 smackaroos.
Newt’s stunning claim falls into the “Marcy, it’s everywhere” category.
Marcy is a long-ago coworker at the Messenger newspaper in nearby Canandaigua, the best job I ever had.
She was saving every blog I wrote, since they made her laugh.
One day she asked how I managed to dredge up an insane topic to blog every day.
I looked at her a second and said “Marcy, it’s everywhere.”

• “Canandaigua” (“cannan-DAY-gwuh”) is a small city nearby where we live in Western NY. The city is also within a rural town called “Canandaigua.” The name is Indian, and means “Chosen Spot.” It’s about 14 miles away. —We live in the small rural town of West Bloomfield, southeast of Rochester.
• The “Messenger newspaper” is the Canandaigua Daily-Messenger, from where I retired six years ago. —I worked there almost 10 years.
• RE: “Marcy, it’s everywhere!” —“Marcy” is my number-one Ne’er-do-Well — she was the first I was e-mailing stuff to. Marcy and I worked in adjacent cubicles at the Daily-Messenger newspaper, from where I retired. A picture of her is in this blog at Conclave of Ne’er-do-Wells.

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Ringtone

Last night (Tuesday, December 27, 2011) yr fthfl srvnt successfully made an MP3 be the ringtone on his DroidX® SmartPhone.
It’s an MP3 I recorded myself long ago of a steam-locomotive whistle being blown for a railroad grade-crossing in West Virginia.
My brother and I were pacing the locomotive so I could record it with a rented video-camera.
That video will eventually be on YouTube.
It was 1993, and the locomotive was being used to haul an annual fall-foliage excursion.
It’s also a railfan excursion, which explains -a) the steam-locomotive, and -b) why we were chasing it.
I’m a railfan, and have been since age-2.
The locomotive was actually Nickel Plate 765, masquerading as Chesapeake & Ohio (railroad) 2765, the same wheel-arrangement, and fairly identical.
The excursion was traveling Chesapeake & Ohio’s old mainline through scenic New River Gorge.
I’ve ridden the excursion myself, and it’s thrilling.
My brother was working someplace in the Midwest, and was going to drive home to Boston for the weekend.
But I convinced him to detour his company-car to see this locomotive.
It blew him away, as I knew it would.
He’s a railfan of sorts, and they run 765 hard.
They can.
It’s a restored locomotive, but 765 was an excellent locomotive.
Pere Marquette (“pair mar-KETT”) 1225, the Polar Express locomotive, is the same, but can’t run as hard.
It’s touchy. 765 is all over it.
I’ve wanted to do this a long time: make 765’s whistle be my ringtone.
I made the MP3 years ago, but Verizon, my cellphone provider, wouldn’t let me install it.
They wanted to install one of their proprietary ringtones; electronic Ride of the Valkyries, Saints Go Marching In, whatever.
So record it with my phone, which sounded terrible.
That was years ago, before my SmartPhone.
Verizon seems to have caved.
Supposedly I could make an MP3 be my ringtone on my SmartPhone.
Google “MP3 to ringtone on DroidX.”
Gobbledegook.
So first of all, transfer MP3 to SmartPhone.
A SmartPhone is a mini-computer, so I USB-ed it to this laptop.
There it is, on my laptop’s desktop.
Open file-structure on SmartPhone.
My train-whistle is a so-called music-file, so I opened the music-file folder on my SmartPhone — empty.
I duplicated my 2765 MP3 on my laptop, then moved the duplicate into my SmartPhone’s music-folder.
Okay, disconnect USB. Bring up file on Smartphone Play it.
WHOA!
The sucker is on there and playing.
So make it my ringtone.
I happened to hit the menu-key as the file played.
But, another fevered Google-search.
More gobbledegook.
But I thought I saw “make ringtone” in that menu, so I played it again.
Yep, there it is: “make ringtone.”
I touched that, and called my SmartPhone from our landline.
WHOA! It actually did it!
I’m 67 years old. I’m not supposed to be able to do this.
Us old farts are supposedly technically challenged.
I called my SmartPhone again. It’s still there. This wasn’t a dream.
Part of the reason is because I previously had a standard bell-ring as my ringtone.
Someone in the Canandaigua YMCA locker-room apparently had the same ringtone, and their phone was ringing.
I unholstered my SmartPhone; was it ringing?
The guy walked by. “I thought that was my phone,” I said.
A few years ago I went along on a bus-ride of railfans to a dinner-train excursion down in Pennsylvania.
Quite a few of these people had an identical diesel-locomotive air-horn on their cellphones as their ringtone.
PRAAAMMP-PRAAAMMP-PRAMP-PRAAAAAMMMP!”
“Whose phone is that? That your phone, Charlie?”
With 765’s whistle I’d know it was my phone.
This was not done the gobbledegook Google way.
Guile and cunning.
It wasn’t rocket-science.

• I had a stroke October 26, 1993, shortly after this trip. I pretty much recovered.
• I work out in the Canandaigua YMCA Exercise-Gym, appropriately named the “Wellness-Center,” usually three days per week, about two-three hours per visit. (“Canandaigua” [“cannan-DAY-gwuh”] is a small city to the east nearby where we live in Western NY. The city is also within a rural town called “Canandaigua.” The name is Indian, and means “Chosen Spot.” It’s about 14 miles away. —We live in the small rural town of West Bloomfield in Western NY, southeast of Rochester.

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Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Sonicare®

Sonicare®
Yrs trly has finally been able to set up his Philips Sonicare® electric toothbrush.
Actually it’s battery-powered, and seems dainty. Its brushing-action seems very small compared to manual brushing, but quite agitated.
It’s about time.
I bought it almost five months ago, after my dental hygienist suggested I should — that it would remove plaque better than manual brushing.
“There is no plaque in the Dental Hall of Fame.”
That’s an old Bob & Ray joke, delivered in their usual deadpan.
The challenge was not the electric toothbrush. It was the manual.
Find time to read a gigantic instruction manual, full of dire warnings and boring advice.
Like “Don’t dunk your electric toothbrush in water,” and “Don’t use while bathing.”
I need a manual to know that? —Has the American public public got that stupid?
Yet assembly seemed difficult. I needed the manual to do so.
So plow though all the dire warnings and boring prose to get to assembly instructions.
That’s maybe 45 minutes, which I couldn’t find between all the errands, medical appointments, bank-balancing, dog-walking, lawn-mowing, and bill-paying.
In fact, what I did was peruse the manual while eating breakfast.
I was able to try assembly after walking our dog.
“Did you use it last night?” my wife asked.
“No,” I answered.
“It was approaching 11 p.m., and I’m sure my first try would be at least a half-hour of trial-and-error.
I wasn’t up for that,” I said.
So there it sits in our bathroom, its tiny green charging-light faintly illuminating our bathroom in the dark.
One of a forest of other green on-lights throughout our house, for example the backup-battery for our DVR, our carbon-monoxide sensor, our blinking smoke-alarms.

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Queen of the Seventeen

This morning’s transit-dream was about good old Hazel Rolle (“roll”), the so-called “Queen of the Seventeen.”
Hazel, like me, is a retired bus-driver from Regional Transit Service (RTS, “Transit”), although she probably retired well after me, since I retired early because of my stroke.
In fact, I only worked for Transit 16&1/2 years, 1977-1993; my stroke was October 26, 1993.
Hazel was ahead of me in seniority, and probably worked there 30 years.
Regional Transit Service, in Rochester, NY, is a public employer, the transit-bus operator in Rochester and its environs.
The Seventeen is Transit’s 1700-line, a really nice ride.
It was almost rural in character, and had a great clientele.
They weren’t always threatening to shoot you, or ripping you off, like a city bus-line.
The 1700 didn’t even go through downtown Rochester. It used the same terminal as our Park-and-Ride buses, behind a downtown shopping-mall.
It left the city via a ritzy boulevard, and headed out into ritzy suburbs.
Its destination was Pittsford, an ultra-rich suburb on the old Erie Canal.
Your clientele was often domestic-help for Pittsford’s residents.
There were two colleges out along the line, and they were the only problem.
One was St. John Fisher College, which I’d access via a long driveway-loop — in-and-out.
Students would go ballistic when I drove out the driveway and headed for Pittsford.
“Hey man, where ya goin’?”
“Pittsford, just like the sign says,” I’d answer.
“We thought ya were goin’ downtown,” they’d wail.
“Anybody read at that there college?” I’d ask.
It was always a joy to leave them shivering in the cold along the avenue into Pittsford.
“I’ll be back in about a half-hour,” I’d say.
The other college was Nazareth, another in-and-out driveway-loop.
The trouble was the bus-loop itself, full of illegally-parked cars.
“No parking, bus-loop,” signs said.
I’d have to get off my bus and go inside an adjacent building to get the receptionist to make an announcement over the building P.A.
I couldn’t negotiate the bus-loop without driving all over the grass to avoid the illegally-parked cars.
Driving on the grass was a definite no-no. The college would sue the bus-company for damage.
Hazel was a volunteer helper at my polling-place; help the old folks vote.
“Are ya sure ya can read all those instructions, honey?”
That was Hazel all right. She was always calling everyone “honey.”
“Of course I can,” I responded. “And I drove bus at Transit just like you, Hazel.”
She didn’t recognize me.
“1703,” I said. “I drove it three years.
Nicest ride I ever had,” I added.
“Eugene Muhammad had it, then he gave it up, and then I drove it.
And Eugene Muhammad is still alive,” I said. “Silver hair instead of coal-black, but it was him, and he remembered good old 1703.”
And Fred, the passenger at Nazareth we all dreaded. He was always yakking at you like we were his best buddy.
Try to avoid bus-accidents with Fred yakking at you.
Eugene was always yelling “Come-on down” in the Drivers’ Room (at RTS), when the Dispatcher called an Extra-Driver to report for duty.
The Extra-Drivers were on hand to substitute for a sick or unreported bus-driver, or take a bus out to replace a crippled bus, or to fill in behind a loaded bus.
“Come-on down” is reprising the Price-Is-Right TV-show.
Eugene was being sarcastic.
I’m sure Eugene had been an Extra-Driver once. But 1703 was a nice ride, and had the same hours every day.
Which is why I avoided the Extra-Board. Hours as an Extra were different every day.
Plus there was always the chance you’d get sent on a trip out along streets ya didn’t know.
Often during blizzards I’d get sent who knows where to make a trip that hadn’t been made for some time.
“I need a navigator,” I’d say to my passengers. “I don’t know this route.”
Passengers just loved that; “not some self-absorbed idiot that takes us astray.
We just wanna go home.”
Hazel drove 1702 or 1701, the two all-day buses on the 1700 line.
1703 was an extra afternoon trip, added to shorten headways.
1703 had a school-trip attached to it — Transit ran segregated school-trips along established bus-lines.
The trip was kind of a drag, because the kids were really wired, and they were seventh- and eighth-grade.
What I’d do if they were complete monsters is just drive around the block back to the school.
They hated that. What they wanted was to get home, so it shut them down.
After that school-trip I had a 50-minute layover before my first trip to Pittsford, enough time to nap over the motor.
I’d set my alarm-watch, and go sack out.
Paid to take a nap!
And once I started driving the 17, it was fabulous.
Which was why Hazel always picked it.
On my second trip I carried a bunch of commuters out to Pittsford, and they’d sit in the back and discuss politics (or religion/philosophy [gasp]).
This was way better than shooting off firecrackers, playing dice on the bus-floor, or laying plans to mug the bus-driver.
I made three trips to Pittsford; which was one too many — done at 7:30, late.
But it was a nice ride; one of the best.
I don’t think Hazel ever recognized me, but she did recognize 1703, Fred, and Eugene Muhammad.

• At Transit, bus-runs were chosen according to job-seniority, so old-heads usually got the best runs.
• “Park-and-Rides” were trips from suburban or rural end-points, usually through Park-and-Ride parking-lots, where passengers would park their cars, for a bus-ride to work in Rochester, then back.

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Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Gone


October 27, 1945 - December 19, 2011. (Photo by Eleanor C. Hughes.)
(Eleanor Hughes is my mother, long gone.)


My sister Betty from Fort Lauderdale, FL, one year and four months younger than me, is gone.
October 27, 1945 to December 19, 2011, just past 66 years (I’m 67).
She developed pancreatic cancer, and it took her suddenly and quickly.
Although she didn’t do much for it. She was in great pain, and unable to eat. —She just wanted to get it over.
She may have had an inkling of what was happening last summer, when she took a giant motor-trip north to visit her siblings, including me, the eldest, the so-called “black sheep of the family” (a Democrat [gasp]).
(Most of our family lives in the northeastern U.S.)
She had a hard life, married four times.
Although the last time was the most successful. It’s lasted since 1990.
She had an only daughter by her first marriage, who did extremely well.
This was despite her daughter’s lack of a father-figure until she was 31.
I wonder if her actual father is still alive? (He disappeared.)
My siblings are all fighting amongst themselves regarding a eulogy one wrote.
It mentions promiscuity and failed marriages.
I sort of agree with the critics. To me her daughter was her greatest triumph. The eulogy seems to miss that.
My sister and I were very different. We went our separate ways after growing up.
She attended nearby Houghton College (“HO-tin;” as in “oh,” not “how” or “who”) for two years, partly because I did, and she had no idea what she wanted to do with her life.
People were surprised we were related, from the same family; we were that different.
My sister was assertive, and I’m not. I’m the so-called “thinker,” leery of making decisions.
My sister dropped out of Houghton after two years, home to get married. —I graduated, first in my family to graduate college, although I think my father could have.
Her first marriage crashed.
Supposedly that was her mate’s intransigence (and infidelity).
Although I don’t think he had any idea what he wanted to do with his life either.
Although I also think an assertive person like my sister could be hard to live with.
And so began the insane rollercoaster of her life.
She moved to Fort Lauderdale from northern Delaware after divorce, a single mother, allied with a guy she eventually married, who wanted to help her.
But she was leery the guy never committed to her daughter.
So she fell into a relationship with that guy’s business-partner, sort of a redneck.
That guy became marriage number-three, and it too failed over her daughter.
She wanted her daughter to attend a private college, yet that guy didn’t wanna spend that much.
He also had children from a prior marriage, the same age as her daughter.
An almighty tempest arose. Mr. redneck became abusive.
So ended marriage number-three.
She became an ardent church-goer, much like my parents.
The church solved all her problems, and gave her life fulfillment.
She had returned to the religion she was raised with, although I had walked away, unable to make the so-called “leap of faith,” wherein you deny all scientific evidence.
She became friends at that church with the guy who became marriage-partner number-four, although there was scuttlebutt among my siblings she should not get married at all.
But marry him she did, and that was successful.
Although he got Parkinson’s Disease, but he’s not bad, at least not yet.
At last my sister was happy, or so it seemed.
If we are like each other at all, it is in the fact we are both ornery, and enslaved to “I gotta see this!”
Photo by BobbaLew.
She’s still got it!
A couple years ago my sister and her fourth husband came north to visit us, and we took a dinner-excursion on the Erie Canal packet “Sam Patch.”
My blowhard macho brother-from-Boston, who loudly badmouths everything I do or say, began fulminating something about where concrete-barges dock, a demonstration of his vast knowledge about everything.
Yet my sister sprang up and hung her head the boat’s window.
In rain.
We had navigated into Lock 32, and the lock was functioning, slowly filling with water to raise us to the next canal level.
“WHOA! I gotta see this. This is really neat!”
She still had it; rough as her life was.

The childlike wonder of all experience that I have.
Last summer we spent time on Norfolk Southern’s (railroad) Pittsburgh Division near Altoona, PA (“al-TUNE-uh;” as in the name “Al”), the location of Horseshoe Curve, where I’ve been hundreds of times.
My sister had never seen Horseshoe Curve.
(I’m a railfan, and have been since age-two.)
Photo by Linda Hughes.
(Linda Hughes is my wife.)
We went to a back-country grade-crossing north (railroad-east) of Altoona, and set up at trackside.
All-of-a-sudden a train was coming!
It blasted right by us; we were about 15-20 feet from the track.
My sister was thrilled, and she’s not a railfan.
A train passing is an incredible sensory rush.
She still had it.
Yet now she’s gone.
I won’t be able to attend her funeral.
My wife also has cancer, and is starting a chemo regimen.
She is getting slightly tired.
I doubt she could make the trip, and I don’t wanna leave her alone.

• “Houghton” is Houghton College in western New York, from where I graduated with a BA in 1966. I’ve never regretted it, although I graduated a Ne’er-do-Well, without their blessing. Houghton is an evangelical liberal-arts college. —My wife graduated Houghton the same class as me.

Sunday, December 18, 2011

Not class


(Photo by Richard Lentinello.)

The February 2012 issue of my Hemmings Classic Car magazine celebrates the 1958 automotive offerings as some of the greatest cars of all time.
I beg to differ. I always felt General Motors’ 1958 offerings were among the WORST they ever sold.
A ’59 Olds, the ugliest car ever.
Photo by BobbaLew.
The ugliest Chevrolet of all time.
A ’58 Plymouth Fury.
A ’58 Ford.
Not the worst. That’s 1959, when General Motors trotted out the 1959 Oldsmobile, what I call the ugliest car of all time, and the 1959 Chevrolet, what I call the ugliest Chevrolet ever.
Although a good friend of mine disputes my ugliest car choice. He says it’s the Pontiac Aztek, and I sort of agree. Too bad he wasn’t born yet in 1959.
There were cars in the 1958 model-year that looked pretty good, like the ’58 Plymouth and the ’58 Ford.
Plymouth finally put four headlights under those gigantic headlight brows, and Ford made their ridiculous 1957 body look pretty good in 1958.
About the only thing wrong with the ’58 Ford was its taillights.
But for 1958, the General made their offerings look awful.
It was a continuation of 1957’s bloated styling.
With almighty dollops of chrome.
In late 1957 I began eighth-grade at Delaware Township High-School, a new high-school meant to accommodate the post-war baby-boom.
(We lived in Delaware Township, although now the school is called Cherry Hill High-School West. [Apparently there is now a Cherry Hill High-School East. —I’m not surprised, our area grew mightily.])
I also did seventh grade there, but at that time only the classroom wing was finished.
1957 is also the year our family moved to northern Delaware, so my father could pursue his new job south of Wilmington.
But I stayed at Delaware Township High-School until Christmas vacation. I stayed with my paternal grandparents in Camden, NJ, and rode the transit-bus out to Erlton (“EARL-tin”), our original home-town, so I could continue at Delaware Township High-School.
My first day in my northern Delaware high-school was their last day before Christmas vacation, also before beginning the new year in another new school, again an attempt to meet the post-war baby-boom.
Before our family moved, I rode bicycle with friends out along Haddon Ave. west of Haddonfield (“ha-din-field;” as in “had”), NJ.
Haddonfield is an old Revolutionary-War town just south of where we lived in Erlton.
We rode up where Haddon Ave. passed over the old Pennsylvania Railroad bypass to Philadelphia.
Adjacent were car-dealers, mainly a Buick dealer.
The dealer had new Buicks in his lot under fabric covers to hide styling.
Those Buicks were among the silliest Buicks ever, the waffle-iron grille.
Styling was gigantic and ridiculous, even more bloated than the ’57 Buick, which also looked ridiculous.
The cars were behind a chainlink fence, so we couldn’t raise the fabric covers.
All we could do was peer inside and imagine what the car looked like.
We could see a smidgeon of the waffle-iron grille.
Then I saw the 1958 Chevrolet, a travesty compared to the fabulous Tri-Chevys of 1955-1957.
Spare lines had been lost in a deluge of bloated sheetmetal.
New was the Impala, based on the larger GM chassis.
Not bad looking if that’s what you wanted, sweeping lines and gull-wings.
Worse yet were the standard Chevys, the Bel air, Two-Ten, and One-Fifty.
The Tri-Chevy ruined by bloated styling.
I was devastated.
The elegant Tri-Chevy was gone.
The magazine features two ’58 Oldsmobiles (above).
Sorry, but in my humble opinion the ’58 Olds was a disaster.
Bloated styling and ridiculous lines.
And gobs of chrome.
This from the brand that brought us the fabulous ’49 Olds.
Essentially a Chevrolet with a modern overhead-valve V8 engine.
The motor everyone wanted to wrench into their hotrods.
That is, until Chevrolet introduced its fabulous SmallBlock V8 for the 1955 model-year.
How depressing to think of these fabulous motors dragging around all that sheetmetal.
For example, a SmallBlock in a ’58 Chevy.
I remember riding around in a ’58 SmallBlock driven by a guy whose parents belonged to our church.
Later this guy got a yellow-and-white two-tone ’55 Chevy SmallBlock Bel air two-door sedan.
He was only a high-school part-timer, so he’d leave school early.
Every day on leaving he’d rev it up through the gears (it was three-speed column-shift) in front of our school.
I was in ecstasy.
I’d drop everything in the class I was in, and listen to the sound.
“There goes Bates!” wound to the moon.
The ’58 Oldsmobiles pictured have a 371 cubic-inch version of the Rocket V8 motor.
It had to be that large to drag around all that sheetmetal. And the gobs of chrome, and that grille-mouth that just doesn’t work.
Compare the grille-mouth of a ’55 Chevy, simple and basic.
The ’58 Oldsmobile was a styling disaster, although not as disgusting and silly as the ’59.

• “The General” is General Motors.
• The 1955-1957 Chevrolets are called the “Tri-Chevys.”
• “Erlton” is the small suburb of Philadelphia in south Jersey where I lived until I was 13. Erlton was founded in the ‘30s, named after its developer, whose name was Earl.

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Thursday, December 15, 2011

Nothing over $80,000!

Are they kidding?
This is as laughable as the four-hour erections in the Cialis ads.
(Ever wonder if there’s any water in them bathtubs?)
So says the cover of my January 2012 issue of Car&Driver magazine, detailing the 10 best cars for 2012.
Okay, the Ford Focus is $17,295-to-$23,495, the Honda Fit is $15,945-to-$17,680, and the Mazda MX-5 Miata is $23,985-to-$29,455.
But the Audi (“OW-dee;” as in “wow”) A6/A7 3.0T Quattro is $50,775-to-$60,125, and the BMW 3-Series/M3 is $38,125-to-$71,125.
Even the Boss 302 Mustang is $38,105-to-$48,100, and the CTS-V Cadillac is $65,390.
The Honda Accord, perhaps the car best-suited to American driving conditions, is $22,150-to-$28,325, and the Volkswagen GTI (I had an ’83) is $18,765-to-$25,465. (My ’83 cost nowhere near that.)
The Porsche (“POOR-sha”) Boxter is $49,050-to-$67,250.
So much for the Boxter. Lust-able, but at that price, you’ve lost me.
These prices are stratospheric.
And so it goes.
Inflation ratcheting up the price of transportation.
I remember when I bought our 2005 Toyota Sienna van six years ago, I gulped at the $30,000 I forked over.
To replace it would probably take 40,000 buckaroos.
Beyond that, I’ve become my paternal grandmother.
Most important is a car start, and run reliably.
Performance, what Car&Driver is trumpeting, is frivolous stuck in traffic, which is a lotta the time.
The Honda Fit is a great car, but $16,000 is a lot of money for basic transportation, no matter how inspired it is.
And as appealing as the Boxter might be, I might be able to appropriately enjoy it about one percent of the time.
1968 Triumph TR250 (same color as mine).
Mine was red with a black stripe.
We had a Triumph sportscar once. It was totally unsuited for basic transportation.
We replaced it with a Chevrolet Vega GT, much better-suited to basic transportation, yet still enjoyable.
The Vega GT didn’t set me back $30,000. In fact, the Triumph cost $4,500 brand-new, a fortune at that time.
Cars are of course better nowadays.
Our Sienna isn’t washed up at only six years.
In fact, it seems new.
Our Honda CR-V is eight years old, but not showing its age. Only that it’s out-of-date.
My Triumph was done at six years.
But $16,000 or more for basic transportation?
Go back far enough, and basic transportation cost around $500.
When my father was raised to $100 a week in 1949 it was a major stride forward.
And a $12,000 annual salary offer in 1956 was a giant leap.
My wife always says we did fine under inflation, but I don’t know.
The price of basic transportation climbs ever higher.

• The “CR-V” is our 2003 Honda CR-V SUV.

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Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Fast and loose with the law

A while ago my wife got a free and unsolicited DVD from one of her quilting magazines, with instructions to mail it back if she didn’t want it, or pay for it if she did.
“They can’t do that!” she said. “I didn’t ask for that DVD.”
A disclaimer was included: “Because you didn’t ask for this special DVD, you don’t have to participate or send it back, and you can consider it a free gift.”
“Okay, free gift it is,”she said. “I ain’t payin’ for it, and I ain’t sendin’ it back.”
So began a torrent of bills from the quilting magazine, demanding we pay for it or send it back.
Finally, in exasperation, as if we had no better to do, my wife called the quilting magazine, wondering why we were getting billed.
Around-and-around she went. (“Please hold during the silence: Boom-chicka, boom-chicka, boom-chicka.”)
She was able to get us off their ne’er-do-well list.
The other day (probably Monday, December 12, 2011) I got a free and unsolicited DVD from Trains Magazine, with a request I pay for it or mail it back.
Here we go again!
Again, the disclaimer: “Because you didn’t ask for this special DVD, you don’t have to participate or send it back, and you can consider it a free gift.”
Worst of all, this was good old Trains, where I’ve been a constant subscriber since 1966.
David P. Morgan (DPM), the editor then, is probably spinning in his grave.
David P. Morgan was why I subscribed to Trains.
DPM’s appreciation of trains was identical to mine.
He also had a way of considering more than drama.
As such, he made me think.
More was at play than just liking trains.
DPM eventually died, and was replaced by various editors that weren’t DPM, but now the magazine is in pretty good hands, although it isn’t DPM.
But a free and unsolicited DVD?
Sorry Trains, but this is stooping.
And I ain’t fallin’ for it.
Fast and loose with the law!
Will I cancel my life-long subscription?
Probably not.
But you’re on notice, Trains.

(At least they’re paying the return postage......)

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Tiger-Tracks


Tiger-Tracks. (Photo by BobbaLew.)

The other day (Sunday, December 11, 2011) yrs trly attended the Tiger-Tracks model-train show at Rochester Institute of Technology.
I attended with Gary Colvin (“COAL-vin”), like me a retired bus-driver from Regional Transit Service (RTS) in Rochester, NY.
We attended this same show last year. I’m not much into model railroading, but Gary is.
This was the third time for me, second for him.
The first time I attended with Art Dana (“DAY-nuh”), since deceased, also a retired bus-driver from RTS.
Art was very much into model railroading and convinced me to go.
Art had Parkinson’s Disease, so I took him.
The show seemed slightly less extensive than last year, and a little less crowded.
It’s held in Gordon Field House, a sports facility at Rochester Institute of Technology, and is mainly vendors.
Although quite a few model-railroad layouts are put up, plus displays from live-steam groups and outdoor model-railroad facilities.
“Live-steam” is just that, small model steam-locomotives that burn fuel to generate steam to operate the model.
Photo by BobbaLew.
HO model of the greatest railroad locomotive ever.
Photo by BobbaLew.
This thing is doin’ at least 90.
Photo by BobbaLew.
STAND BACK!
Photo by Tom Hughes.
(Tom Hughes is my nephew, also a railfan like me.)
Restored GG1 at the Railroad Museum of Pennsylvania.
You can walk out with model-train equipment — and bargaining triumphs.
Last year I walked out with an HO model of a GG1 (pictured; “Jee-Jee-ONE,” I only say that because Dana was mispronouncing it “Jee-Jee-Eye”), to me the greatest railroad locomotive ever.
This year it was Gary. He walked out with a plastic Revell® N-gauge roundhouse kit, and a model tower of some sort.
28 buckaroos for the roundhouse kit, after much fevered dickering.
The GG1 sits on a bureau in our living-room with a model of a TWA Lockheed Constellation, to me the prettiest airplane of all time.
I was lucky enough to witness GG1s in actual service, and every time I did they were doing 90 mph or more.
With computerization, model-railroad operation can be much more realistic.
The power-supply (the track) is fully energized, and decoders in each locomotive partake of what’s needed when, often by radio control.
Even then it ain’t real railroading, where train-length might be over 100 cars.
I saw one train pulling about 25 cars. That’s way better than only five cars (my past). —And models capable of 250 scale mph, which could stop from that speed in 100 scale feet.
Do that, and you toss everyone on the floor!
As we finally left, we passed a display of various model-railroad track gauges compared.
They were straight-track sections of equal length.
First was G-gauge, a gigantic 1.772 inches between rails.
Next to that was O-gauge, Lionel three-rail track, 1.25 inches between the outside rails, made of stamped tinplate.
Next was S-gauge, also tinplate, American Flyer’s gauge, 0.833 inches between the rails, but only two-rail.
I lusted after American Flyer as a child, since two-rail was more realistic, but I had Lionel (three-rail).
Next was HO-gauge, “half-O,” 0.64961 inches between the rails. HO was much more realistic, although wheel-flanges and the track itself aren’t.
Next was N-gauge, only 0.354 inches between the rails. N-gauge is smallish, but can fit much more layout in a confined space.
Next was Z-gauge, tinier still, at only 0.256 inches between the rails. In Z-gauge the locomotives might only be an inch-and-a-half long, and less than a half-inch high.
The boxcars might be slightly more than an inch long.
There’s an even smaller gauge, TT (“table-top”), but that wasn’t displayed.
Someone was explaining all the model-railroad gauges.
“The gauge I prefer,” I said; “is four-feet eight & 1/2 inches,” which is standard railroad gauge.
I was looked at askance.
“The real thing,” I added, to explain.
“Oh yeah,” the guy said. “One-to-one.”

• For 16&1/2 years (1977-1993) I drove transit bus for Regional Transit Service (“Transit”), a public employer, the transit-bus operator in Rochester and its environs. Gary started about a year after me. My stroke October 26, 1993 ended that. I retired on medical-disability. Gary worked at Transit almost 30 years.
• Standard railroad gauge, in real life, is four-feet eight & 1/2 inches.

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Saturday, December 10, 2011

HANG ON FOR DEAR LIFE!


Scarlett. (Photo by Linda Hughes.) (Linda Hughes is my wife.)

Normally I’m the one who lets the dog out in the middle of the night.
I get up around 2 a.m. to go to the bathroom, and let our dog out.
She goes out and patrols the backyard, loose; our backyard is fenced.
She’s snagged a few rabbits in the backyard.
I’ve had to go out in my bathrobe and bring her in.
If a rabbit is in that backyard, it’s dead meat.
The dog is very much a hunter.
If she senses a critter she goes bonkers!
Squirrels, chipmunks, deer, geese, crows — the blue heron.
We walk her on a leash, except in the backyard.
She may or may not go to the bathroom.
I also turn off all our Christmas lights.
But last night it wasn’t me.
I had worked out at the Canandaigua YMCA Exercise-Gym yesterday morning (Friday, December 9, 2011), plus performed a few errands.
Our dog had also been left with a groomer, so had to be picked up.
No time for a nap, so I was utterly blasted from working out. —I’m 67.
Apparently my wife let the dog out about 2 a.m., and turned off all the Christmas lights.
The dog gets on our bed after going out.
Before that she sacks out on a dog-bed at the foot of our bed.
We have to sleep around her, but it’s not too bad.
She’s not that big, and sleeps between our feet.
Yesterday I had her partially groomed.
It was a girl named Lisa Robinson, who used to sell ads at the Mighty Mezz.
She married Bill Robinson, once a reporter/columnist at the Mighty Mezz.
I worked with Robinson for years.
Apparently Lisa loves dogs.
She’s a groomer at Finger Lakes Animal Hospital in nearby Canandaigua, and has been there for some time.
89 bazilyun snapshots of various dogs are on the office-walls.
I only noticed one Irish-Setter, although I’m sure there are more.
I didn’t pore through all the snapshots. There are way too many.
A lot seem to be smallish dogs.
Our dog weighs 72 pounds, fairly big for an Irish-Setter.
Our dog is also incredibly strong.
At the park she’s hunting, and if she senses anything it’s HANG ON FOR DEAR LIFE!
We’ve spent hours while she’s dug at holes, tossing earth on our pants.
I didn’t have Lisa do much, just cut her nails, trim her paws (to negate snow-clumping), and comb out her coat.
—To remove seeds (she’s a seed-carrier).
My wife is the current groomer; I’m not very successful.
The dog fights my wife somewhat, but doesn’t seem to fight me.
What I dread is a massive burr-accumulation, or seeds.
If muddy she needs a bath.
But my wife has cancer, and may die eventually.
I’m very committed to this dog; the deal was “I’ll take you home, and try my best.”
That was three years ago, and I had just come off a high-energy Irish-Setter.
So I thought I could handle her; still think I can.
The fact we’re retired means we can give her many walks.
This dog is also very attached to me — I’m the boss-dog. (She knows I look out for her.)
Although I think the dog is mainly a people-dog. She doesn’t have much patience with other dogs.
So having Lisa groom her was a trial run.
If my wife dies, that’s half the dog’s attention.
Although we seemed to do okay when my wife was in the hospital last spring.

• I work out in the Canandaigua YMCA Exercise-Gym, appropriately named the “Wellness-Center,” usually three days per week, about two-three hours per visit. (“Canandaigua” [“cannan-DAY-gwuh”] is a small city to the east nearby where we live in Western NY. The city is also within a rural town called “Canandaigua.” The name is Indian, and means “Chosen Spot.” It’s about 14 miles away. —We live in the small rural town of West Bloomfield in Western NY, southeast of Rochester.
• The “Mighty Mezz” is the Canandaigua Daily-Messenger newspaper, from where I retired almost six years ago. Best job I ever had — I worked there almost 10 years.

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Thursday, December 08, 2011

“You’re becoming a SmartPhone junkie....”

.....my wife commented the other day (probably Tuesday, December 6, 2011).
“Yes, I guess I am,” I thought to myself, as I added appointments into the calendar on my SmartPhone.
My SmartPhone has a calendar-ap on it.
My SmartPhone is a Verizon DroidX®.
Great idea; carry your appointment calendar in your back pocket, and thereby make appointments outside, that don’t conflict with previous appointments.
We have appointments up the waazoo, so what was happening previously is we’d make an appointment with the caveat I might have to reschedule.
I’d come home and see if my new appointment conflicted with a previous appointment, in which case one would have to be rescheduled.
But now with my SmartPhone calendar in my back pocket I can avoid conflicts.
Although everything has to be entered, which takes time.
It also takes time to reschedule.
Plus there’s the embarrassment of having to do so.
I’m at Urology Associates of Rochester (NY) last week for my every-six-months prostate exam and assessment (mostly the results of a PSA blood-test).
All-of-sudden “DING,” the alert-sound my SmartPhone makes when it gets a notification.
“Now what?” I shouted as I grabbed my SmartPhone.
I was mightily embarrassed. Here I was committing the cardinal sin to medical professionals — I was talking to my doctor — paying more attention to my SmartPhone.
“I’m sorry,” I said sheepishly. “I forgot to turn this thing off.”
“Please turn off cellphones,” a sign says in the dentist-office.
“Ya better let me turn this thing off before starting,” I say.
“Please turn off cellphones when checking out,” says a sign at our organic market. “Please be considerate of our cashiers.”
Right, cellphones are a distraction.
I’m not about to make someone wait so I can answer my phone.
And a SmartPhone can be even more distracting. Add notifications, e-mails, etc.
If my SmartPhone rings while I’m driving, I ain’t answering.
I can’t both drive and carry on a cellphone conversation.
It’s got voicemail, plus I get notification of a missed call, which I can return.
Beyond that, cellphone use while driving is illegal in this state (NY), although drivers pay little attention, and go ballistic when written up.
“Oh no ya don’t!” I thought to myself at Urology Associates of Rochester.
“I ain’t lettin’ no cellphone control my life.”
But if they need to schedule a follow-up, out comes my SmartPhone.

• “A PSA blood-test” looks for Prostate-Specific-Antigen in the blood. If it’s high, it indicates the possibility of prostate-cancer. (I usually always pass.)

Tuesday, December 06, 2011

There is no such thing as multi-tasking

Yesterday (Monday, December 5, 2011) we had a medical appointment in Rochester, NY, which is about 18-20 miles from where we live.
A friend I graduated college with, who now lives in Massachusetts, apparently had a minor fender-bender accident with his car, so he e-mailed me to say he was okay.
He also e-mailed me the following news-link, detailing how 10 or more megabuck supercars (eight Ferraris, one Lamborghini [“lam-bor-GEE-nee;” as in “Sam” and “get”], and two Mercedes) in Japan all got smashed up.
So I e-mailed back “which Ferrari were you?”
My friend and I are both car-nuts.
I got the following response: “Me? I was the one driving the light brown 1980 Datsun 4-door, just minding my own business, going down the highway at my usual 35 mph, when that string of red cars came up behind me like bats out of hell. That first one tried to pass me, must have been going at least 140 mph. Jeez Louise, I saw the whole thing out of my rear view mirror. I just wound up the old buggy to 52, had to hold tight onto the wheel, and kept on going. Kids these days, I swear!”
So here we are, my wife and I motoring back from the appointment.
I was explaining to her my e-mail exchange with my friend.
My SmartPhone gets my e-mails, so the e-mail exchange was coming to my SmartPhone.
I.e. The e-mail exchange was on my SmartPhone, as well as this laptop.
I hardly ever reply to SmartPhone e-mails. Doing so requires use of the SmartPhone virtual keyboard, which is near impossible. I could also use voice-recognition, but that is undependable and usually needs editing.
I wanted to show my wife the exchange, so I unholstered my SmartPhone from my back pocket.
Not easy harnessed into a driver-seat, but it can be done.
SmartPhone out, I started firing up the e-mail exchange.
WHOA! Doing so requires requires taking my eyes off the road and looking at my SmartPhone.
I don’t like it.
We started drifting toward the right shoulder.
When I’m driving along and my SmartPhone rings, I don’t answer.
I can’t drive and operate a cellphone at the same time.
The call will go to voicemail. A “missed call” will get memorized. I can call back.
I’m not about to have my driving compromised by a phonecall.
Driving takes 100 percent concentration.
Beyond that, cellphone use while driving is illegal in this state (NY), although miscreants go ballistic when written up.
I pass hundreds yammering on their cellphones while driving.
The other day I noticed a girl texting.
She was following a slowed traffic-jam.
Taking your eyes off your leader is an invitation to rear-end.
There is no such thing as multi-tasking.
What’s happening is perhaps a second-or-two is applied to each action, jumping back-and-forth between driving and your cellphone.
A friend has Bluetooth® in his car.
Apparently his cellphone Bluetooths to an in-dash receiver which puts his call on the car-radio. It also has a microphone.
Nice idea; hands-free cellphone operation while driving.
But I don’t think I could even do that.
Carrying on a cellphone conversation would distract from my driving.
We put away my SmartPhone.
I can’t both drive and operate it at the same time.
I have to pay full attention to avoid accidents. Other drivers are hot to commit hari-kari.
I don’t know how many phenomenal avoidances I’ve had, and how many times I’ve been cut off. —And many involved cellphone users.
Beyond that my wife was going ballistic.
That SmartPhone had me wandering all over the road.
As I said above, I don’t like it.

• A “virtual keyboard” is a keyboard displayed on the SmartPhone touch-screen. It operates by fingertip-heat. Touching the “virtual keys” generates text. (It’s so tiny it mistypes.)

Friday, December 02, 2011

I am a high-school grad-you-ate!

My SmartPhone gets my e-mail.
My SmartPhone is a Motorola DroidX® through Verizon.
A notification came from Wal*Mart that an ergonomic office-chair I ordered online was available for pick-up at their Canandaigua store.
The e-mail came to my locker at the Canandaigua YMCA while I was working out.
I don’t take my SmartPhone into the Exercise-Gym at the YMCA.
I don’t want it distracting me, and beyond that it’s against the rules. —Like cellphone use while driving is illegal in this state, yet no one pays attention.
Ride-of-the-Valkyries (ringtone) on the elliptical next door.
So, e-mail received, do I go to Wal*Mart or not?
It’s out past the supermarket I was gonna patronize anyway.
I decided to do Mighty Wal*Mart.
Into the gigantic superstore, no urine-smelling geezer-greeters to kiss me.
But there was a scrawny kid outside in the cold manning a Salvation-Army Red Kettle.
His bell-ringing was intermittent — it sounded anemic.
Now, find “Customer Service.” It’s usually at the front of the store, in front of the checkouts.
“I need to pick this up,” I said, showing the Smartphone e-mail to an associate in Customer Service.
“Back of the store,” the kid motioned. “‘Site-to-store’ pick-up is in that tiny alcove.”
I hiked across the vast store.
Outrageous reflective Santa outfits were on sale, “only $5.99” (or so).
Probably made in China by child slave-labor.
I finally attained the tiny alcove, and fell into line behind doddering grannies laying away thousands of dollars of Christmas gifts.
All junk, stuff that would get liked upon opening, then tossed aside.
There were two grannies. Twenty minutes. I waited patiently. —I was tempted to leave.
Finally a clerk asked my why I was there.
“I need to pick this up,” I said.
“Uh, what’s that?” the befuddled clerk asked, peering, mystified.
“That’s my SmartPhone, and your e-mail is on it.”
“Ummmmm......”
“Wait a minute,” I thought to myself. “You’re dealing with Wal*Mart store-associates. Gizmos like a SmartPhone would cause mental block.”
“Your name please?”
“Robert Hughes,” I said, pointing to the e-mail display on my SmartPhone.
“I’ll look out back,” she said, paying no attention to my SmartPhone.
Interestingly, the SmartPhone e-mail from Wal*Mart had a scannable barcode on it.
“Wal*Mart associate only — please scan.”
In other words the clerk could have scanned that barcode on my SmartPhone. It would have told her all the details of my order.
(The SmartPhone display is good enough to render a scannable barcode.)
“But we ain’t doin’ that.
Get outta here with that SmartPhone.
What are you, some kind of Democrat? (Gasp!)
I am a high-school grad-you-ate!”


• “Canandaigua” (“cannan-DAY-gwuh”) is a small city nearby where we live in Western NY. The city is also within a rural town called “Canandaigua.” The name is Indian, and means “Chosen Spot.” It’s about 14 miles away. —We live in the small rural town of West Bloomfield, southeast of Rochester.
• I work out in the Canandaigua YMCA Exercise-Gym, appropriately named the “Wellness-Center,” usually three days per week, about two-three hours per visit.
• “Robert Hughes” is me, “BobbaLew.”

Thursday, December 01, 2011

Monthly Calendar Report for December, 2011


“Home for Christmas.” (Photo by BobbaLew.)

―Here it is! The picture that makes my calendar. Amtrak’s eastbound Pennsylvanian at Fostoria, PA. “Home for Christmas.”
The December 2011 entry of my own calendar is one of the best pictures I ever got, perfect for December.
And it’s not a rerun.
But actually it was shot February 13, 2010.
It had snowed some before this trip, but apparently quite a bit in higher elevations, like the Allegheny mountains.
The trip down was easy.
Snow might have been plowed three feet high along the highway, but the pavement was bare.
Not so in Gallitzin (“guh-LIT-zin;” as in “get”), top of The Hill, the Pennsylvania Railroad’s old crossing of the Allegheny mountains.
When we arrived at Tunnel Inn in Gallitzin, the bed-and-breakfast we stay at in the Altoona (“al-TUNE-uh;” as in the name “Al”) area, owner-proprietor Mike Kraynyak (“crane-eee-YAK”) was blowing out his tiny parking-lot with a snowblower.
The snow was three to four feet deep.
Streets were impassible and being cleared with giant front-end loaders, even the main drag.
Mike’s snowblower seemed overwhelmed, and that’s despite a 2&1/2 foot high front opening.
A friend was trying to hand-shovel giant snowpiles off the outside staircase to his upstairs viewing-deck.
Mike was also trying to clear a path to the staircase. It looked like a trench through the deep snow.
I’ve written up Tunnel Inn so many times, it would be boring to do it again.
If you need clarification, click this link, go slightly down into the first calendar-entry, and read about Tunnel Inn.
Usually Tunnel Inn is closed during winter, but Mike always did a Valentine’s Day special.
He didn’t do it this past year.
What he’d do is open the Inn about Valentine’s Day, take reservations, and turn on the heat.
By then we had begun doing train-chases (“Tours”) with Phil Faudi (“FOW-dee;” as in “wow”)
I’m a railfan, and have been since age-two (I’m 67).
Phil’s another topic I’ve blogged too many times.
If you need clarification, click this link, and go toward the end of the post to read about Phil.
We had supposedly reserved for the Valentine’s Day weekend, but Mike wasn’t sure.
Our usual room was already reserved for someone else, but we could have “AR,” the downstairs handicap suite.
“AR” is an old Pennsy tower in Gallitzin, closed and abandoned, but still up.
The towers were named after their telegraph call-letters, e.g. “AR,” “UN,” “SO,” “MG,” and “MO.”
As mentioned, Tunnel Inn caters to railfans, so the suites are all named after rail things.
There’s an “MO” suite, and “AR” is the handicap suite.
“AR” is downstairs and quite large. All the other suites are upstairs.
“AR” goes at a higher rate, so I told Mike we’d take it if we could have it at the upstairs rate.
Agreed.
So next morning, February 13, Phil arrived to “tour” us.
We wondered if he could actually do it.
Horseshoe Curve was completely snowed in, entirely inaccessible.
I had tried to enter, but ended up hip-deep in a blocking snow-berm left by plows.
Horseshoe Curve is another topic blogged many times. If you need clarification, click this link, go down to the second calendar-entry (Audio-Visual Designs black and white All-Pennsy Calendar), and read around the picture of “the Mighty Curve.”
Phil said there were plenty of grade-crossings he could take us to get trackside.
So off we went, north of Altoona, railroad east.
Amtrak’s eastbound Pennsylvanian was coming.
We pulled up to a grade-crossing in tiny Fostoria, and here it came.
BAM!
Got it.
Best of all, the ties were covered with snow.
And the light was perfect, muted winter light.
Conditions were fabulous the entire chase.
Squalls and the sun coming out between snow-bursts.



As good as the leader. (Photo by Willie Brown.)

―I try to not put two train pictures next to each other, but not this time.
The December 2011 entry of my Norfolk Southern Employees’ Photography-Contest calendar is as good as my own picture, in fact I’d say better.
The only reason I made mine number-one is because it was perfect for December.
The Norfolk Southern Employees’ Photography-Contest calendar is a better picture.
Apparently this location, Time, PA, is very well known.
The red barn is known as “the red-barn of Time.”
I had to do some serious poking around to find “Time, PA.”
When I cranked “Time, Pennsylvania” into my Google Satellite-Views, it gave me 89 bazilyun hits all across Pennsylvania, from Philadelphia to Pittsburgh and Erie.
Time-Warner, time in Philadelphia, Time Restaurant, the New York Times, etc.
WHAAAA.....? Usually Google Satellite-Views is pretty good. What prompted that?
I dragged out my DeLorme Pennsylvania gazetteer.
It had the tiny town of Time in the far southwestern corner of the state, out in the middle of nowhere.
So I set my Google Satellite-Views to that area.
Little made sense.
I couldn’t make highways agree with the gazetteer, although the gazetteer was probably out of date. It’s late ‘80s.
Satellite-Views had the Interstates nearby, including the Pennsylvania Turnpike.
But not in the gazetteer — although the area of the gazetteer may have been much smaller than the satellite-view.
I kept noticing what appeared to be an open-pit coal mine in the Satellite-Views, so I zeroed in on it.
And there did appear to be a railroad coming out of it, just a loading-track circling the mine.
And there appeared to be a train on it.
I never found “Time” on my Satellite-Views, but this was the railroad depicted.
And I noticed a few places that looked like the photo location, curvature that matches what’s depicted.
The photographer said he lives nearby, so has taken this picture hundreds of times.
You’d need a railroad scanner to know what’s happening, plus knowledge of operations.
The track-curvature has the train in full display, snaking the curves.
And it’s coal, what the line would be carrying.
Of course, it’s just a branch specific to that mine.
Genesee & Wyoming Inc. (railroad) built a specific mine-branch nearby, but it’s a salt-mine.
It replaced other salt-mines closed as unsafe.
The salt-mine is new, about mid-‘90s, well after I moved up here.
The railroad branch is also new. Railroad was nearby, but a branch had to built to that salt-mine.
The open-pit coal-mine looks new too.
I can hardly imagine trucks hauling out all that coal when a railroad can haul hundreds of truckloads in just one train.



Mustang! (Photo by Philip Makanna©.)

—The December 2011 entry of my Ghosts WWII warbirds calendar is a close-on shot of a P-51 Mustang.
Photo by Philip Makanna©.
Curtiss P-40 Warhawk.
Probably shot at the same time, with the same telephoto, as the picture at left.
But I think that picture is better, even though a P-40 isn’t a P-51.
The P-51 Mustang is the propeller airplane everyone venerates, the quintessential hotrod airplane.
Some Navy fighter-planes, e.g. the Grumman Bearcat, may have been better. They had more horsepower, 2,100, versus the Mustang’s 1,695.
I saw a Bearcat do an aerobatics demonstration once. It seemed comparable to anything a Mustang could do.
And every American, BY LAW, should see, and hear, a Mustang fly aerobatics.
I will never forget it. That’s goin’ to my grave!
The Mustang has beauty and grace the Bearcat lacks.
Not only is it a hotrod, it’s a beautiful airplane.
But it has limitations.
It’s a taildragger, and with it’s long nose it has to be taxied side-to-side to see where you’re going.
Plus the machine-guns, in the wings, are aimed a little inside at a convergence zone.
Not like a P-38, where they’re in the nose, aimed straight ahead.
You have to get your target into the convergence zone, lest you waste bullets.
Photo by Philip Makanna©.
A P-38.
It makes you wonder if the P-38 was a better fighter-plane, on tricycle gear with its guns aimed straight ahead.
It also makes you wonder if the P-38 would have been superior with the Packard-Merlin V12 as used in the Mustang.
All the P-38 had were Allisons, although it did quite well.
And the engines in a P-38 were counter-rotating, which offset engine torque.
With its single engine a P-51 would have to be trimmed to offset torque-pull.
Never mind!
The P-51 was phenomenally attractive.
Many are still flying (150), only a few P-38s (around seven).
Some P-51s are raced.
More horsepower can be extracted from the Merlin V12.
Enough horsepower to allow a five-bladed propeller, or even twin propellers.
Yet the airframe might be a half-century old.
Compared to a P-51, a P-40 is an old turkey.
But the P-40 came off better photographed close-on.
It’s almost like you have to see the complete P-51, especially its empennage and bubble canopy.
(The empennage is the tail-surfaces.)
As a child my first flyable model-airplane, string-tethered for circular flight, was modeled after the P-51.
But it was just a solid plastic casting, but redesigned for light weight and maximum wing-surface.
Its proportions were much longer than the P-51, but the wings and empennage were P-51 — although the wings were bigger.
It had a tiny .049 cubic-centimeters (I think centimeters; althought it could be cubic-inches) Cox engine that ran on model-airplane fuel slightly laced with nitromethane.



A-bone. (“A-bone” is a derivation of “T-bone;” a Model-T Ford. The car is a Model-A.)

—The December 2011 entry of my Oxman Hotrod Calendar is a 1931 five-window Model-A Ford coupe.
Five-window meaning it has five window-lights instead of just three.
That is, a window behind the door-post.
Three-windows don’t have that, and to my mind look better.
If I saw this car in-the-flesh I’d probably be impressed.
After all, I saw a Model-A five-window hotrod in gray primer at a show and was impressed.
It had a souped-up overhead-valve Cadillac V8 engine, and was driven in. Open exhausts, it sounded great.
But this car stops me short.
It’s yellow, a preferred color, but not the color of the Milner coupe from American Graffiti.
The Milner coupe from American Graffiti.
The calendar-car is also a Model-A. The Milner coupe is a ’32 Ford, slightly better looking.
And the top of the calendar-car looks too chopped; the Milner car is just right.
I also have a problem with the flames. They look too orderly, and they’re not needed.
No flames on the Milner car.
But the calendar-car has spun-aluminum Moon hubcaps on the wheels, very much the rage in the early ‘60s when I was in high-school and college.
(I think Moon was the manufacturer,)
Those things are a prize. Where does anyone find such a thing nowadays?
They’re much better-looking than gigantic modern chrome spider alloys with rubber-band tires. Those things on a hotrod look terrible.
The wheels distract from the car.
They especially look terrible on a ‘50s customized car.
At least this thing has a proper hot-rodded V8 engine, a SmallBlock Chevy with triple two-barrels.
A friend of mine, Art Dana, since deceased, tried to put triple two-barrels on a hot-rodded ’56 Pontiac V8, but failed.
It would backfire through the carbs. He had to install a single four-barrel.
The radiator-grill also looks slightly tilted forward at the top.
But that may be the car’s rake; the fact that the rear is at stock height, and the front lowered.
At least the grill is ’32 Ford; much better looking than the Model-A grill.
The shifter-knob in this thing is a miniature skull.
In Art’s car it was a beer-can.
All period pieces, as are those spun-aluminum Moon hubcaps.



There’s an Alco in the lashup. (Photographer unknown.) (“Alco” is American Locomotive Company of Schenectady, NY. For years, American Locomotive Company was a primary manufacturer of railroad steam locomotives. [It was originally a merger of many steam locomotive manufacturers.] —With the changeover by railroads to diesel-locomotives, American Locomotive Company brought out a line of diesel-electric railroad locomotives much like the railroads were switching to, and changed its name to “Alco.” Alco tanked a while ago; they never competed as well as EMD.)

—The December 2011 entry of my All-Pennsy color calendar is a Pennsylvania Railroad freight passing Lincoln Park near Detroit, along Pennsy’s line to Detroit.
It was December of 1964, my junior year in college.
The Pennsylvania Railroad still existed, though foundering.
It hadn’t been folded into Penn-Central yet.
That was 1968, a merger with arch-rival New York Central. The two railroads had many competing lines in Ohio and Indiana.
Penn-Central was of course doomed.
It went bankrupt because of the incompatibility of computer systems, and intransigence of Pennsy management in Philadelphia, plus forced inclusion of New York, New Haven & Hartford (NYNH&H; “New Haven”) by government fiat.
The Pennsylvania Railroad might have done better if it could have merged with Norfolk & Western, but that was not allowed.
Similarly New York Central might have done better with Chesapeake & Ohio, a proposed merger that also was not allowed.
What we have now, by default, is the two mergers proposed long ago: Norfolk Southern, a merger of Norfolk & Western and Southern Railway, operates the old Pennsy lines.
And CSX (railroad), which includes Chesapeake & Ohio, operates the old New York Central lines.
Although Conrail was a step along the way, a government-sponsored merger of all the northeast bankrupt railroads — there were many, including Penn-Central. Conrail eventually went private, and was broken up and sold to Norfolk Southern and CSX.
Norfolk Southern also has a presence in New York, the old Erie mainline across the southern part of the state.
Likewise CSX has a presence in Pennsylvania, the old Baltimore & Ohio line from Pittsburgh.
Northeast rail competition maintained, supposedly.
The train is led by two EMD GP-35s.
“EMD” is Electro-motive Division of General Motors, GM’s manufacturer of diesel railroad-locomotives. Most railroads used EMD when they dieselized. They were more reliable.
Pennsy had 119 GP-35s. 116 survived into Conrail, and the last was retired in 1994.
Many railroads traded their first-generation diesel-locomotives for GP-35s, reusing trucks and traction-motors from their first generation locomotives. Which means some GP-35s had Alco trucks.
The third unit is Alco, probably one of their Century series, probably as good as EMD, but by then GE had entered the locomotive market with its Universal (U-boat) series, and also Alcos had a reputation for being unreliable.
Earlier Alcos were unreliable, and the Century units were a response to GE’s Universal series.
Alcos used turbocharging, exhaust-gases used to spin intake-air superchargers via turbine.
Turbochargers were prone to failure.
Earlier EMDs weren’t turbocharged — they used mechanical supercharging. The reason EMD came to dominate the market was reliability.
This is despite their using more fuel than an Alco.
The Pennsy line to Detroit was a late addition to their system, part of PRR’s Lake Region headquartered in Cleveland.



1968 Camaro RS. (Photo by Ron Kimball©.)

—Ho-hum!
The December 2011 entry of my Motorbooks Musclecars calendar is a 1968 Camaro RS.
“RS” stands for Rally-Sport.
It could be said that the 1968 model-year was the final year of the introductory Camaro, although the 1969 model-year is pretty much the same car — same roof, etc.
The introductory Camaro, introduced in 1966 for the 1967 model-year, was Chevrolet’s response to the phenomenally successful Ford Mustang, introduced in 1964.
Chevrolet has been caught with its pants down.
The Chevy SmallBlock was a phenomenally attractive engine not available in an attractive car.
The only attractive car the SmallBlock was in was the Corvette, a two-seater, expensive, and impractical.
Also a fiberglass body, like riding in a drum.
A 1962 Corvair Monza coupe. (I had a black one, but it was PowerGlide.)
Chevrolet was selling a car to the sporting-crowd that would eventually buy the Mustang, the Corvair Monza.
Great as it was, it wasn’t the SmallBlock, and it was kind of weird.
There were issues about its rear-suspension and motor-location, which was in the rear (mimicking the Volkswagen Beetle).
The Mustang was very much what the sporting-crowd wanted. It was essentially a Ford Falcon, but with its nose lengthened and rear-deck shortened per sportscar appearance.
That is, its top was moved rearward.
The people at Ford, led by Lee Iacocca, saw a market for sporty cars that no one was filling.
All they had to do was reconfigure the Falcon, and VIOLA! Sporty-car.
The Firebird was Pontiac’s version of the Camaro, and a local radio announcer recently called it a sportscar.
I beg to differ.
The Firebird and Mustang and Camaro are Detroit sedans with sporting pretense.
They had the appearance of a sportscar, but were still a Detroit sedan.
They had the long nose and short rear-deck of a sportscar, but still four seats, and large heavy doors.
Although those rear seats were cramped.
Your knees were into the front-seat backs, and your head was in the roof.
A so-called 2+2, rear seating for munchkins.
Camaro didn’t start looking good until the second generation, introduced for the 1970 model-year.
That’s when GM stylists put looks before practicality.
A 1970 Camaro Rally-Sport Z-28.
Photo by Ron Kimball©.
A 1970 Trans-Am Firebird.
The 1970 Camaro is one of the best-looking cars ever, although it’s too big.
The 1970 Firebird looks even better, since unlike the Camaro it’s not depending on Ferrari styling-licks.
By 1970, Rally-Sport became a special Endura® front-end. (The 1970 Camaro pictured is a Rally-Sport.)
The radiator-scoop was not crossed by the bumper, which was actually split into two sections.
The entire front-end was a special Endura fabrication, individual to only Rally-Sports. —Pontiac’s Firebird had it too.
The introductory Camaros aren’t bad, just not as good-looking as the second generation.
At least they had the fabulous SmallBlock V8, available with four-speed floor-shift, and didn’t cost a fortune like a Corvette, or were as impractical.
I rode in a ’63 Corvette once. There was no trunklid. You shoved luggage between the seats into the trunk-cavity.
The calendar calls an “RS” a musclecar.
I doubt it.
It’s probably the SmallBlock with four-speed. Those ports on the hood are just fake trim. The place to gather air for induction was the base of the windshield; it was high-pressure. —You saw that in later Camaros, especially for racing.
But a first-generation Rally-Sport is not a gigantic 450+ cubic-inch hot-rodded motor that shakes the hood at idle.
It won’t cream everything in a straight line, nor burn up the rear tires.
Although it probably could. Those tires are lightly loaded, and the SmallBlock in a Rally-Sport would be strong.
To be a musclecar it has to have the BigBlock, and I don’t know that 1968 Rally-Sports were available with the BigBlock.
Rally-Sport was apparently a long-running Camaro option, Z-25.
It replaced the “SS” option for Camaros.
Early “RS” Camaros have disappearing headlights, which this calendar-car has.



Two Pennsy M-1s (4-8-2) at Rockville Bridge. (Photo by Don Ball©.)

—Into the doldrums with Don Ball.
The December 2011 entry of my Audio-Visual Designs black-and-white All-Pennsy Calendar is a typical photograph by Don Ball.
Photo by Don Wood©.
Photo by Jim Shaughnessy©.
Photo by Phil Hastings©.
Photo by Don Wood©.
Not photogenically dramatic, but full of action.
We have two Pennsy 4-8-2 M1 Mountains, one storming off Rockville Bridge, and the other waiting for it to clear.
Ball was photographing steam-locomotives all over the northeast.
Compare Phil Hastings, Jim Shaughnessy, or Don Wood, who the Audio-Visual Designs black-and-white All-Pennsy Calendar began with.
Ball managed to snag a lot of steam action, but his many pictures are flat.
Some of Wood’s photographs are the greatest Pennsy steam-locomotive action ever recorded, e.g. the Mt. Carmel ore-train in snow, and K4 Pacific (4-6-2) #612 on a railfan trip.
Shaughnessy is comparable, a Pennsy Hippo (2-10-0) on the Elmira branch.
I’ve seen hundreds of Ball photographs. He was all over snagging steam-locomotive action.
But none are memorable.
Wood’s Mt. Carmel ore-train I’ll never forget.
  






And now for the addendums; the fact a few of my calendars have additional pictures.



At the Mighty Curve. (Photo by BobbaLew.)

—My own calendar has a cover picture, a rerun, but one of the best I’ve ever snagged.
I’ve taken hundreds of pictures at Horseshoe Curve, but only this one seems to have worked, and the train is downhill.
Horseshoe Curve is not very photogenic; you’re inside the Curve.
And no camera can ever do the place justice. A camera flattens it out. You get no idea it’s draped on mountainsides.
Yet this photograph looks pretty good.
It’s pretty much empty of tourists, and GP-9 #7048 is in it.
It’s an old picture, 2005, so 7048, though rusting, still has its red keystone.
7048 has since been repainted, and no longer has its red keystone.
Photo by BobbaLew.
Nope!
So I tried again, 7048 at left, with an approaching westbound Amtrak.
Nope; didn’t work.
The greenery has grown up along the track, and partly obscures the train.
And of course #7048 no longer has its red keystone.
I didn’t have my position exactly right, nor my focal-length, so probably I’ll try again.
But the greenery grows ever higher each year.
In steam days it was kept down by the ash.
This is what photography seems to be for me, a crap-shoot. Sometimes it works, other times it doesn’t.



The So-Cal lakester.

—My Oxman Hotrod Calendar has one of the most famous racecars ever, the So-Cal belly-tank lakester.
The car was built in 1948 from a surplus P-38 drop-tank (auxiliary fuel).
Photo by BobbaLew.
A Ford Flat-head V8 (note flat cylinder-head casting on left cylinder-bank. Both head-castings are finned cast-aluminum Offenhouser [“off-in-HOUZE-err”] high compression hotrod parts — stock flat-head cylinder castings are cast-iron and not finned).
It had a highly-modified Ford Flat-Head V8 in it, unsupercharged.
It was raced quite a bit in the late ‘40s and early ‘50s in southern California dry-lakes speed-trials.
But its greatest achievement came in 1951 at the Bonneville Salt Flats in Utah, 195.77 mph two-way average, and 198.34 one-way.
That is just incredible for an unsupercharged Flat-Head Ford V8.
So the guys at So-Cal Speedshop looked at a P-38 drop-tank and said “yeah, we could get a Flatty in there, and a driver too.”
So began modification of the drop-tank into a car.
This racer is obviously not streetable.
Like dragsters, there’s no radiator.
Run the motor long enough to make the speed-trial, then tow it back to the pits motor off.
It looks like coolant-water was circulated into a holding-tank, but there’s no radiator.
I also doubt there’s any suspension to speak of. Maybe a little up front, but the rear looks hardtail.
I hafta do at least this one.
It’s also extraordinary this car still exists. Usually racers get scrapped. Often parts get recycled into newer racers.
What we have here is a prize. I wish I could run all the photos the calendar ran.
  
  



Train 955 westbound on Track three, the Executive Business-train. (Photo by Sam Wheland.)

―My Norfolk Southern Employees’ Photography-Contest calendar has the Norfolk Southern Executive Business-train.
The picture goes with a 2-year planner I never use.
It’s at a location I know well, Cassandra (“kuh-SANNE-druh;” as in the name “Anne”) Railfan Overlook. I’ve been there many times.
One of my best photographs is at Cassandra Railfan Overlook.
The original Pennsy main used to go through Cassandra.
But there were a lotta tight curves.
So in 1898 Pennsy built a bypass that circumvented Cassandra, taking out curvature.
But it involved a deep rock cut.
State Highway 53 used to go through Cassandra too; now it doesn’t.
The highway had to cross the new bypass to access Cassandra, so the rock-cut was bridged.
Apparently that bridge lasted until Route 53 was realigned to bypass Cassandra.
The highway bridge was removed, but the abutments remained.
It was decided to use the old abutments for a pedestrian bridge, so residents of Cassandra didn’t have to cross the tracks at grade to work east of the railroad.
Railfans began congregating on the pedestrian bridge.
A resident of Cassandra noticed, so put in benches and started mowing lawn.
That resident eventually became Cassandra’s mayor.
And so was created Cassandra Railfan Overlook, one of the best places I’ve ever been to watch trains.
What makes it great is the shade. The benches are under trees. In most other locations you’re under direct sunlight.
And the parade of trains is interesting and constant.
You’re on the West Slope of the Allegheny mountains, uphill averaging about one percent.
Locomotives are hammering. (It goes as high as 1.53 percent at the summit.)
A heavy train might have one helper-set on the front, and an additional helper-set on the rear, if not two sets. —That’s four or six additional locomotives; everything Run Eight. (Wide open!)
You’re also between two defect-detectors, 253.1 toward Lilly, and 258.9 in Portage.
So you can tell with a railroad radio-scanner if something is coming. “Norfolk Southern milepost 253.1, Track Three, no defects.” —That’s an approaching westbound.
One afternoon we couldn’t leave for over two hours. The detectors kept calling out trains; at least eight or ten.
The Executive Business-Train is office-cars the railroad uses to entertain shipper head-honchos.
The office-cars are painted Tuscan Red (“TUSS-kin;” not Tucson, Ariz.).
Tuscan Red was the passenger color both Pennsy and Norfolk & Western used.
(Norfolk Southern is a 30-year-old merger of Norfolk & Western and Southern Railway. NS took over the old Pennsy lines when Conrail was broken up and sold in 1999.)
Norfolk Southern restored four classic diesel-locomotives to pull its Executive Business-Train; EMD F-units.
They are known as the “Tuxedos” because of their paint-scheme.
The Executive Business-Train is stored in Altoona when not in use.

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