Saturday, October 29, 2011

NO!

“I just burned 20 minutes of my life telling Chase Bank I don’t want to receive junk-mail,” I said to my wife.
“They have it backwards,” she said.
“If we don’t return this survey, we get junk mail.”
We received a letter from Deb Waldon, Executive Vice-President, Cardmember Experience.
(“Whaaa........” —They actually pay someone for that title? Probably big bucks too.)
I’ve extracted portions of it:

“Thank you for being a Chase customer. We appreciate the opportunity to serve your financial needs and are continually developing new products and services to help our customers manage their finances.
Currently, our records indicate that you are not being mailed any offers from Chase. We are updating our customers’ preferences for receiving these mailings. We want to be sure that you know about available offers and that you have the opportunity to consider them.
Please respond by 12/15/2011. If you do not respond, you may begin to receive offers in the mail about these products and services.”

NO! I don’t want to receive solicitations for business-banking.
I’m not a business.
All we have with Chase is our eons-old credit-card account, and if they start charging us, when we pay off in full every month, I’m going elsewhere.
I know Chase doesn’t think that highly of us, since we don’t carry an outstanding credit-card balance, on which they can charge us a gigundo interest-rate, to keep their fat-cats in Mercedes-Benzes.
No, we don’t want auto and vehicle financing solicitations.
New cars are cash from our savings.
Plus I drive a car 12 years or more.
And no, I’m not interested in home-equity loans.
I closed our home-equity loan at Key Bank last year when they mucked up our address and billing.
The only reason I kept it open was to pay taxes on our house.
Plus in case we ever needed it.
So I must fill out your silly form lest you bombard me with unwanted offers.
They get both online and snail-mail, but if they send us stuff anyway, my shredder is ready.

Friday, October 28, 2011

Calendars

One-by-one my seven calendars appear.
They are the basis of my Monthly Calendar Reports on this here blog.
Anyone who reads this blog knows they’re not really calendars.
Seven calendars is a bit much. (I get negatory put-downs from my siblings.)
What they are instead is wall-art, that changes every month, with pictures of interest to me.
My Motorbooks Musclecars calendar arrived yesterday (Thursday, October 27, 2011), my sixth.
One more to go, my Norfolk Southern Employees’ Photography-Contest calendar, ordered snail-mail.
It usually is advertised in my December Trains Magazine.
—I’m a railfan, and have been since age-2. I’m 67.
Nearly all the others were ordered online.
Except my favorite, my Audio-Visual Designs black and white All-Pennsy Calendar, which I’ve got since about 1968.
At that time it was my only calendar, and was comprised of photos by Pennsy steam photographer Don Wood of north Jersey.
Audio-Visual Designs is apparently now a shoestring operation.
Its founder died, and the business was sold to someone else.
Their black and white All-Pennsy Calendar has been published annually for years, although there were a couple times in the ‘90s when it wasn’t.
The off-years were apparently right after my stroke, so I don’t remember not getting it.
But I went back to ordering the Audio-Visual Designs Calendar — and they went back to publishing, although expanded beyond photographer Wood, who has also died.
I ordered it last July, and it came only two weeks ago.
The Audio-Visual Designs black and white All-Pennsy Calendar is always the slowest coming.
Apparently they wanna be absolutely sure my check clears before shipping — a shoestring operation.
And they only publish not many.
I get a flyer, and they quickly sell out.
I order two. One for myself, and one as a Christmas present for my nephew in northern Delaware, also a Pennsylvania Railroad geek like me.
His grandfather worked on GG1 electric locomotives in Pennsy’s Wilmington (DE) shops.
As you all know, I consider the Pennsylvania Railroad’s GG1 electric (4-6+6-4) the greatest railroad locomotive of all time.
To repeat all that again would just bore constant-readers.
If you need clarification click this link and read the “All-Pennsy color calendar” entry (the third entry). —A GG1 picture precedes it.
Usually the first calendar-order I get is my Ghosts WWII warbirds calendar, usually by e-mail in July with ordering links.
I then have to get hopping with my All-Pennsy color calendar.
That’s also online, Tide-Mark Publishing, and quickly sells out. A few years I missed out.
A few months later I get a catalog from Oxman Publishing, and it has my Oxman Hotrod Calendar, which I can also order online.
I used to also get another train-calendar; perhaps prints of watercolors by artist Howard Fogg.
But I stopped.
Kodak had a system for doing your own calendar with your own pictures.
So I tried that.
Their calendars were incredibly impressive, so I switched; a calendar with my own pictures.
It’s usually my best-looking calendar.
I get incredibly good quality with my current camera, a Nikon D100, and I’m taking pictures with railfan Phil Faudi (“FOW-dee;” as in “wow”) down near Altoona (“al-TUNE-uh;” as in the name “Al”) PA on Norfolk Southern’s Pittsburgh Division over the Allegheny mountains.
Allegheny Crossing includes the Pennsylvania Railroad’s Horseshoe Curve (the Mighty Curve), another treatment that would bore constant-readers.
Again, if you need clarification, click this link, and read the first part. A picture of the Mighty Curve appears very early therein. Read the surrounding section.
Faudi is another topic that would bore constant-readers.
Again, click this link if you need clarification, and go down toward the end of the post. That explains Phil.
One more calendar to go: my Norfolk Southern Employees’ Photography-Contest calendar.
All my calendars are great to look at, and even impress my younger macho blowhard brother-in-Boston, who noisily badmouths everything I do or say.
My own calendar is so impressive I send it to people — and my brother loudly demanded a copy.
He’s probably showing it off to his coworkers.

• I had a stroke October 26, 1993, from which I pretty much recovered.
• “Howard Fogg “ (“fog”) is a famous railroad artist.

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Stroke day

“Well, today’s the day,” I said to my wife.
“What?” she said.
“October 26 (Wednesday, October 26, 2011), stroke-day.” I said.
18 long years ago I got up around 1:30 a.m. to go to the bathroom.
All-of-a-sudden, WHAM!
It felt like my whole being dipped and recovered.
A clot passed through the atrial septal defect in my heart, which I wasn’t aware of, and blocked a blood-vessel toward my brain.
A stroke (a thrombosis, a clot-caused stroke).
I was working a particularly difficult bus-run, eight straight hours on Main St. through Rochester, incredibly busy, stop at every stop, only one break in mid-morning.
It had the logistical advantage of being relieved at the Barns, which meant that I could just walk to my parked car. —I wasn’t downtown, waiting for a ride back to the Barns.
Only a few straight-eights existed, all driven by high-seniority guys.
I was fairly high seniority too, I think 33. But on the first page of three or four.
I had just returned from West Virginia, after chasing a railroad steam-locomotive with my brother, Nickel Plate 765, although masquerading as Chesapeake & Ohio 2765 — the train was on the old C&O main though New River Gorge in WV.


NKP 765 masquerading as C&O 2765. (Photo by Robert Lyndall©.)

Chesapeake & Ohio had 2-8-4 locomotives very similar to the Nickel Plate Berkshires (2-8-4). They were the 2700 series. —In fact, C&O even had a 2765.
(“Nickel Plate” is the New York, Chicago & St. Louis Railroad, called the “Nickel Plate” long ago by a New York Central executive because it was so competitive. The railroad eventually renamed itself the “Nickel Plate.” Norfolk & Western Railroad bought the Nickel Plate years ago, and N&W has since merged with Southern Railway, to become Norfolk Southern. Nickel Plate never actually attained New York city; it stopped at Buffalo.)
Chasing 2765 had been an incredible experience, but involved a long eight-hour drive back from WV.
Enough time for clots to form in my legs.
Not knowing anything, I went back to bed.
(We shoulda called 9-1-1.)
I hoped I’d recover by roll-out time, about 3 a.m.
But I didn’t.
So I called in sick to the bus-company.
Thus ended my 16&1/2 career of driving transit bus.
Worst of all, I had double-vision; what stroke-victims get from eyes pointing in different directions.
Finally around 10 a.m. my wife drove me to a hospital in Rochester.
I was able to give her directions (it’s about a 45 minute drive from the boonies).
My doctor said it sounded like a stroke.
But eight hours after a stroke is too late to do anything helpful; like clot-busting drugs.
We got in line in the Emergency-Room, a wait that ended up being all day.
It was decided I’d had a stroke.
In fact, it wasn’t until much later that I was assigned a hospital-room. I think I spent the night in the Emergency-Room.
As brain-tissue died from lack of blood I deteriorated.
My left side was paralyzed, particularly my arm.
Doctors wondered why I’d had a stroke, since I was running, a stunning example of good health.
But various tests determined I had the atrial septal defect, a hole between the upper chambers of my heart.
The hole exists during fetal development, a foreman-ovale (“four-AYA-min oh-VAL-eee”), but is supposed to close over. Mine hadn’t fully. (Quite a few don’t.)
A patent foreman-ovale (“PAY-tint”) ready to pass a clot.
It’s the same heart-defect New England Patriots linebacker Tedy Bruschi (“brew-skee”) had later, which also caused him a stroke.
Recovery was long and arduous, training what remained of my brain to do what the killed parts did.
Doctors told me there was no hope, but I wasn’t taking that!
I didn’t think I was that bad.

I was told I’d be a vegetable, that driving was impossible, and riding motorcycle was laughable.
I do both.
People tell me I’m a miracle!

I am pretty much recovered; I can pass for normal.
But I’m not fully. My balance is bad, and my speech is a tiny bit compromised.
I can’t work off a footstool. I need a ladder I can grab with my hands.
My speech can be halting and indeterminate. It isn’t using the brain-matter designed for speech (which no longer exists). —I’m afraid to say anything to anyone, and I avoid phonecalls. I’m perceived as antisocial.
I also have to be careful what I say or think, for fear of crying. Poor emotional control is a stroke-effect.
I can drive, but it apparently takes incredible concentration. I can only do it for five-six hours — less if it’s challenging, e.g. city expressway traffic.
My siblings all loudly insist I’m fully recovered, all due to their fervent praying — they’re tub-thumping born-again Christians.
I get this other places too — people don’t understand traumatic brain injury (TBI), how you can pass for normal, yet not be entirely normal.
I have to explain my slight speech disability to people, lest they get angry with me (it’s happened).
Apparently it was very warm that day, almost surreal.
And it snowed shortly thereafter.
But that was all long ago.

• For 16&1/2 years (1977-1993) I drove transit bus for Regional Transit Service (RTS) in Rochester, NY, a public employer, the transit-bus operator in Rochester and its environs.
• “The Barns” are at 1372 East Main St. in Rochester, large sheds for storing buses inside. An operations administration building was attached. We bus-drivers always said we were working out of “the Barns.”

Sunday, October 23, 2011

Wait just one cotton-pickin’ minute

A couple weeks ago I got a gift-solicitation from Rochester Philharmonic Orchestra (RPO) that looked a lot like renewal of our annual membership.
Okay, a worthy organization. I set the solicitation aside to renew our annual membership, as I have for years.
The other night I cranked the “renewal” as a check; I couldn’t do it online.
I set about cranking the donation into my Excel® tax-file.
The silly thing auto-filled.
Wait just one cotton-pickin’ minute!
If it auto-filled, it looks like I’ve given to these clowns before.
I cranked up an Excel “Find;” Command-F.
Sure enough, “Rochester Philharmonic Orchestra” in February of 2011.
I dragged out my tax records, and there it was, my annual renewal to Rochester Philharmonic Orchestra last February.
What is it with these guys? They always have their hand out.
Do they think I’m loaded?
I’m not a fat-cat. I’m not Bernie Madoff. I didn’t retire with a golden parachute.
I support local charities, but once a year is all I can afford.

Saturday, October 22, 2011

Drone.......


PTC antennas. (Photo by Kathi Kube.)

Yet another treatment of Positive-Train-Control (PTC).
That’s because my October 2011 issue of Trains Magazine has another article on Positive-Train-Control.
Positive-Train-Control is mainly off-locomotive systems taking over control of a train when its engineer exceeds his track-authority.
Since trains share the same track, they can crash into each other, causing great devastation, especially if the train has hazardous freight — e.g. combustibles, or dangerous/lethal chemicals.
If the engineer is asleep or inattentive, PTC would take over and stop the train; thus avoiding disaster.
Seems I just did a blog on Positive-Train-Control.
A few months ago, Trains Magazine did an earlier article on PTC predicting railroad armageddon, traffic locked and not moving.
PTC is controversial, yet dictated by government mandate.
It’s a typical short-sighted government reaction to tragic train-crashes, many with hazardous lading.
Thousands of things could go wrong with a PTC system.
The implication is the mandate is not of-the-real-world.
So many inputs have to factor into Positive-Train-Control there is fear such a system could crash and lock itself up, and hamper or stop train operation.
This most recent article is positive, that PTC could maximize railroad productivity — allow tighter headways, and thus more trains per time allotment.
So much slop wouldn’t have to be factored into train operation.
A distant computer could crunch train-weight and braking-ability to overtake the judgment of the train-engineer,
It could apply brakes later; increasing train-frequency.
The author’s premise is that PTC will be as revolutionary and difficult as dieselization, which revolutionized railroading.
Dieselization wasn’t mandated.
This all begs the question of why a train-engineer?
PTC could theoretically operate the trains, dispensing with engineers.
Get rid of human input, which is unreliable and suspect, and prone to mistakes.
There’s just one problem.
Is is possible to program automated train operation to meet every contingency?
Just recently I rode a railfan excursion on the Middle Division of the Pennsylvania Railroad; Harrisburg to Altoona, PA.
We were in the second car, close enough to monitor when the engines were working, and when they weren’t.
Back-and-forth we went, often many times per minute.
Obviously the judgment of a seasoned train-engineer was at play, one who knew every inch of the railroad, and determined train-operation to meet unexpected contingencies.
I have a hard time seeing a PTC-system keeping up with a train-engineer.
Too many factors are at play.

• I’m a railfan, and have been since age-two (I’m 67).
• “Al-TUNE-uh;” as in the name “Al.”

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Friday, October 21, 2011

Open season

The other day (probably Wednesday, October 19, 2011) I missed a phonecall from “Felicia,” supposedly representing MVP, my healthcare insurance, actually a Medicare-Advantage plan, which I joined years ago at the behest of my former employer, Regional Transit Service (RTS), when the health insurance I had vaporized.
Supposedly MVP was equal to what I had, which wasn’t a Medicare-Advantage plan.
—I’m 67, so Medicare is primary.
For 16&1/2 years (1977-1993) I drove transit bus for RTS in Rochester, NY, a public employer, the transit-bus operator in Rochester and its environs. My stroke October 26, 1993 ended that. I retired on medical-disability.
Felicia left a message, so yesterday I called the 800-number she left me.
HMMMMNNNNNN......
I didn’t get Felicia when I asked for her. I didn’t even get the extension prompt I expected.
What I got sounded like a boiler-room; it didn’t sound like MVP.
And MVP never asks me to call.
They notify by mail.
I hung up.
Ah yes,
it’s open-enrollment.
Which means open-season on Seniors like me.
People like Felicia trying to get us to change Medicare-Advantage plans.
So what I will do is e-mail MVP — I’m sure they have a “contact-us” — and say if they actually want me to call that 800-number (I’ll recite it, and actually it’s 866), I’ll do so. But I ain’t givin’ out my contract-number no matter what.
My 94-year-old neighbor, deceased a few years ago, had it right.
My hairdresser came out to give him a Mason award, and my neighbor wouldn’t even let him in the door.
“Get outta here with your silly award!
I don’t know you from the moon!
You ain’t givin’ me no award!
You’ll be stealin’ my TV set.
No Oprah or Dr. Phil.”

• I had a stroke from which I pretty much recovered.

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Rocket-ride

Yesterday’s misadventure (Wednesday, October 19, 2011) was not the actual Alumni meeting itself, it was the return drive.
The dreaded “Alumni” are the union retirees of Regional Transit Service in Rochester, NY.
For 16&1/2 years (1977-1993) I drove transit bus for Regional Transit Service (RTS — “Transit”), a public employer, the transit-bus operator in Rochester and environs.
The Alumni was a reaction to the fact Transit upper-management retirees ran roughshod over union retirees — a continuation of the bad vibes at Transit, management versus union.
Transit had a club for long-time employees, and I was in it. It was called the “15/25-year Club;” I guess at first the “25-year Club.” But they lowered the employment requirement, and renamed it “15/25-year Club.” The employment requirement was lowered even more; I joined at 10 years.
My employ there ended in 1993 with my stroke (disability retirement); and the “Alumni” didn’t exist then.
The Alumni is a special club — you have to join. It’s an Amalgamated Transit Union (ATU) functionary. (ATU is nationwide.)
It isn’t just a social club.
It has bylaws, officers, and an Executive Board.
In many ways it’s just like our union-local, except it entertains issues of interest to retirees; like Medicare, healthcare, and diabetes and Alzheimer’s.
“Dreaded” because all my siblings are flagrantly anti-union, like the proper way for hourlies to parry the massive management juggernaut is one employee at a time; in which case that single employee gets trampled because he’s not presenting a united front with power equal to the management juggernaut.
The return drive was not home; it was to Ontario Honda in nearby Canandaigua, where I bought our car (a 2003 Honda CR-V), to get its oil changed — a free oil-change.
As such the return drive would not be the route I took to the meeting, which involved Interstate-390.
Interstate 390 and I-590, south around Rochester, would be roundabout.
More direct would be Interstate-490 through Rochester; a frenzied rocket-ride I haven’t done in years.
Leaving the meeting I got on Lyell Ave. (“lile;” as in “aisle”) which interchanges with 390.
From Lyell onto 390 is the right-most lane of four.
About 100 yards after Lyell is the ramp to Interstate-490 toward Rochester, out of the left-most lane.
I remember doing this with a transit bus, an extraordinary and daring maneuver.
Stomp the left turn-signal foot-button and hold it, then stand and look for an opening.
I had 100 yards to cross four lanes of NASCAR rush-hour.
I was coming from Spencerport, a western suburb, then 490 to Rochester.
Always a bucking bronco, but I never failed to make it.
Opposing drivers — and they were always opposing — cut some slack for a charging bus; after all, that’s nine tons of hurtling steel.
So here I am yesterday in our CR-V, suddenly realizing the lane I’m in directs me toward Buffalo.
And I have only 100 yards to get into the left-most lane of four.
Drama; I haven’t done this for years, and I’m old and slightly stroke-disabled. I have to concentrate extremely hard to drive.
The old waazoo; signal on, look for an opening.
It’s not NASCAR rush-hour, but everyone is frenzied, and I’m in a car, not a bus.
I pulled it off; charged into a huge gap. Not to Buffalo, and not roundabout south of Rochester.
The interstate through Rochester is also contorted, lanes charging this way and that onto exits into the city.
Signage can be confusing.
When I drove bus I knew all the moves.
I’m surrounded by hurtling Hummers and gigantic black Expeditions on glittering chrome-spoked wheels, thin tires like rubber-bands.
All at 65+; some doing 100!
I pulled that off too.
Weaving and bending under the old New York Central railroad-tracks, up over Main St., past the Public Safety Building, and then finally over the beautiful new Frederick Douglass bridge over the Genesee (“jen-uh-SEE”) river.
A rocket-ride.
Then another tortured S-curve east of the river, then out along the route of the old Erie Canal through the city.
Things are less frantic past the city, I’m on roads I’m familiar with — even though it’s interstate, I don’t have to concentrate as hard.
To think I used to do this daily with a bus.
Frenzied rocket-rides in rush-hour traffic.
Cutting slack for the NASCAR wannabees and befuddled grannies, yet getting my passengers to work on time.
(“Oh look Dora, a bus. Pull out! Pull out!”)
I wonder how much longer I can do it?

• I had a stroke October 26, 1993, from which I pretty much recovered.
• “Canandaigua” (“cannan-DAY-gwuh”) is a small city nearby where we live in Western NY. The city is also within a rural town called “Canandaigua.” The name is Indian, and means “Chosen Spot.” It’s about 14 miles away. —We live in the small rural town of West Bloomfield, southeast of Rochester. Canandaigua is about 25-30 miles southeast of Rochester.
• The “CR-V” is our 2003 Honda CR-V SUV.
• “Interstate-390” is the main interstate into Rochester from the south.
• RE: “Turn-signal foot-button.......” —Buses didn’t commonly use steering-column stalks to activate turn-signals. They used foot-button switches.
• “Spencerport” is an old farm-town west of Rochester, now a suburb. I was driving a “Park-and-Ride.” (“Park-and-Rides” were trips from suburban or rural end-points, usually through Park-and-Ride parking-lots, where passengers would park their cars, for a bus-ride to work in Rochester.)
• Interstate-490 west goes toward Buffalo via the NY state Thruway (Interstate 90). Interstate-490 east goes through Rochester toward Syracuse via the NY state Thruway. (The “Thruway” is a toll interstate from New York City to the Pennsylvania state line west of Buffalo. It’s the main east-west highway through New York state. —It more-or-less parallels the Erie Canal, avoiding mountains.)
• The “Genesee river” is a fairly large river that runs south-to-north across Western New York, runs through Rochester, including over falls, and empties into Lake Ontario.
• The Erie Canal no longer goes through Rochester. It was rerouted south of the city. Interstates are in the old Erie Canal right-of-way east of Rochester; Interstates 490 and 590.

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Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Racino

Yesterday (Tuesday, October 18, 2011) retirees from Regional Transit Service held a buffet brunch at Finger-Lakes Racino.
A “Racino” is a combination horse race track and casino; in this case at the old Finger Lakes horse race track.
For 16&1/2 years (1977-1993) I drove transit bus for Regional Transit Service (RTS) in Rochester, NY, a public employer, the transit-bus operator in Rochester and its environs. My stroke October 26, 1993 ended that. (I retired from bus-driving; medical disability.)
A bunch of Transit retirees get together every couple months for brunch.
We’re both management and hourlies — management in operations, not crystal-palace management.
It’s a chance to swap our incredible stories of all the craziness we endured.
Plus a chance to see how everyone is.
“What an experience,” I said, after I walked in.
The racket was deafening!
89 bazilyun slot-machines were all ringing loudly at fever pitch.
How could anybody get pleasure out of such din?
You had to watch where you walked, lest you crash into a glowering Granny aiming her wheeled-walker at a slot-machine.
You also had to watch where you stepped, lest you dislodge an oxygen-rig.
Seems patrons were tottering in their 70s, yet racino employees were spry in their 20s.
I encountered Gary Colvin (“COAL-vin”), a retired bus-driver like me.
Also a champion of sheer silliness, like me.
Gary had brought along his wife Dorothy, who worked in the crystal-palace at Transit, but not hoity-toity.
“What now?” I asked.
“First we sign you up for a game-card,” Colvin said; “to get a two-dollar discount on your meal.”
“Game card for what?” I shouted.
“A card for the casino.”
“I ain’t into gamblin’,” I said. “I ain’t emptyin’ my wallet to keep this place glitzy!”
“Ya don’t need to gamble,” Gary said. “All it is is sign up.”
We got referred to a sign-up counter.
“I need to scan your driver’s license,” the clerk said.
“I get this from the TSA every time I fly,” I said. “A 67-year-old terrorist; a threat to all good burghers.
“Do you want your card on a bungie-cord?”
“The card goes through our shredder,” I thought. “The bungie goes to the landfill.”
“Do you want to receive e-mail promotions?”
“NO!” I said. I trash enough e-mail as it is.
I was also issued a $10 coupon, and here things get very wonky.
For me it was the same as being given a $10 bill; both the $10 bill and the coupon work in a slot-machine, but the coupon not in the real world.
Next was to redeem the coupon into cash, since I’d never use it. If I had, I suppose it would record my winnings, which I could redeem.
So my intent was to redeem the coupon before it could be vaporized by a slot-machine, and I was told I could.
A third retired bus-driver named Ed Pollet (“pahl-it;” as in “ah”) joined us, and inserted my coupon in a slot-machine.
It spit it right back out.
“Needs the yellow stripe,” he said.
“WHAAAA.......?”
“I guess we gotta redeem it at the cage,” he said — a single human in a teller-cage for redeeming your winnings.
“No ya don’t,” said a clerk.
“Just take it over to that machine, and it will redeem it for you.”
“Aha!” I said. Just like a parking-garage, except this time its spits out money instead of needing it.
We inserted the coupon. Boink! It spit it right back out.
The yellow stripe bit again.
We got in line at “the cage.”
Reminded me of my local supermarket; five teller-windows, but only one open, with a big line.
Pollet disappeared. Another retired bus-driver, Ken Rossi (“Ross-eee”) appeared.
“Tell ya what,” Colvin said. “I’ll give yaz both $10 each for your coupons, soz ya won’t hafta stand in line.”
Seemed fair to me (us), the same even exchange I was gonna do with the cage-clerk (perhaps).
But I’m told it wasn’t, that I was inadvertently ripping Gary off.
I suppose due to my trading an unsure thing for a sure thing.
We walked to the buffet, finally out of earshot of all those blaring slot-machines.
Next was purchase a buffet ticket.
With my game-card (which I’ll never use) I get a $2 discount, plus Gary gave me $10 for my coupon.
Things get wonky here too.
My e-mail said the buffet cost $15.95, less two bucks, equals $13.95 each.
The clerk rang up $13.95, less two bucks, equals $11.95, less Gary’s ten bucks equals $1.95 for the buffet.
(I’m told I didn’t include the sales-tax, but the buffet-ticket was shredded — $2.85 total.)
WHATEVER!
The buffet was extensive. It better be, those slots were cleanin’ out all them Seniors.
No macaroni-and-cheese though, what I usually eat at these buffet-gigs.
I filled my plate with baked beans (obviously canned) and some kind of gigantic pasta filled with melted mozzarella.
Also a piece of grilled and seasoned tilapia; I can eat that.
Gary, sitting next to me, finished his plate and grabbed a a small plastic cup filled with chocolate custard.
“What’s that?!” I cried.
Everyone started giggling.
“I’ll tell ya what it looks like,” I said.
“Ummmm, taste good?”
“Looks like you’re here a lot,” said Rossi to Gary.
“Only occasionally,” Gary said.

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Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Erie Canal



“The building of the Erie Canal was the engineering marvel that unleashed the growth of the young nation that was the United States.
Spearheaded by the vision of Gov. Dewitt Clinton, New York State built the waterway that opened the West to settlement and made New York City the center of finance and commerce.
Opened in 1825, the canal proved so commercially viable that construction of an enlarged Erie Canal began just 11 years later.
The success of the canal spawned the growth of cities, towns, businesses, and industries along its route in upstate New York.”


Yrs Trly has purchased a book on the Erie Canal by Martin Morganstein and Joan C. Cregg of the Erie Canal Museum in Syracuse, NY.
I bought it at the mighty Wegmans supermarket in nearby Canandaigua, purchase of which apparently benefited the Ontario County Historical Society. (We live in Ontario County.)
It’s essentially a picture-book, but I bought it mainly because it reprises two points I’ve trumpeted for years, mainly that the Erie Canal -a) opened up commerce west of the Appalachians, so as that as such it was phenomenally successful, and -b) it made New York City this nation’s prime east-coast port and seat of commerce.

“Dating back to the mid-1700s, well before the birth of the United States, much discussion had taken place regarding the building of a canal through the Mohawk gap in the Appalachians across New York.
The great barrier of the Appalachians had confined the growth of the colonies, and then the new American nation, to the eastern seaboard. Traveling to the interior, over poor roads and trails, was an arduous time-consuming task.
A survey of a canal route that would join the Hudson River with Lake Erie was ordered by the New York State legislature in 1808 and, with the support of Gov. Dewitt Clinton, construction of the Erie Canal began in Rome on July 4, 1817. The 363-mile-long canal, with its 83 locks, 18 aqueducts, and nearly 300 bridges, cost the state of New York $7,143,789.66 and was officially opened on October 26, 1825.
From the very beginning, the Erie Canal was an unbridled success. Between 1817 and 1836, nine lateral canals were built, connecting northern and southern parts of the state to the Erie Canal and the Mohawk Valley.
Enlargement of the original canal, begun in 1835, was completed in 1862 at a cost of over four times that of the original project.
The expansion of U.S. boundaries westward, and political and economic events in Europe that contributed to the American immigration explosion, played a vital role in the Erie Canal’s success.
As raw materials and agricultural products from new settlements moved eastward, finished goods and newcomers traveled westward on the canal.
New York City became the young nation’s major port as the flow of traffic traveled up and down the Hudson River and across the state on the canal.
By 1835, cross-state travel time was reduced from four to six weeks to six days, and freight costs fell from $95 to $125 per ton to $4 to $6 per ton.
Cities and towns sprang up to service this commerce and, as canal traffic prospered, so did these communities.
Populations of the principal cities along the route doubled and tripled between 1830 and 1850, and businesses and industries grew to meet their needs.
The importance of the Erie Canal faded with the coming of the railroads, but not before the canal left its indelible mark on the history and heritage of New York State and the United States.
The Erie Canal was there at the inception of the ever-escalating race to get from one place to another efficiently and economically, the east-west precursor of today’s New York State Thruway.”


And guess what, Tea Partiers, and those that loudly criticize every government effort as vastly inferior to private-enterprise......
It was a government effort (Gasp!), researched and financed and built by the state of New York.
Not private-enterprise (huzza-huzza).
How can this even be possible, that government could do a project that was phenomenally successful?
We all know that government is stupid —We listen to Rush Limbaugh.
It’s not guided by “the invisible hand.”
As if corporate enterprise was not rife with politics.
This makes me wonder about government’s efforts to encourage Fast-Rail.
“Fast-Rail,” so to speak, worked in south Jersey.
But it had a viable market.
Commuters from south Jersey to Philadelphia had a river barrier.
Fast-rail in south Jersey, PATCO (Port-Authority Transit Corporation), surmounts that barrier.
And it can save 15 minutes to a half-hour compared to an auto commute.
PATCO was a government effort by the port-authority.
The alarm could be set later, and there’s no parking hassle in Philadelphia.
But where’s the barrier for New York Fast-Rail?
For the Erie Canal it was the Appalachians.
For Fast-Rail to succeed in New York state, auto-travel via the NY State Thruway has to become untenable — like gas at $20 a gallon.
And the way politicians are having it stop at every podunk town it won’t be Fast-Rail.

• “Wegmans” is a large supermarket-chain based in Rochester we often buy groceries at. They have a store in Canandaigua. (“Canandaigua” [“cannan-DAY-gwuh”] is a small city to the east nearby where we live in Western NY. The city is also within a rural town called “Canandaigua.” The name is Indian, and means “Chosen Spot.” It’s about 14 miles away.) We live in the small rural town of West Bloomfield in Western NY, southeast of Rochester.)
• “PATCO” took advantage of existing commutation routes, mainly an existing rapid-transit line over Ben Franklin Bridge between Camden, NJ, and Philadelphia. There was also existing railroad where PATCO could use the existing right-of-way. The rapid-transit to Philadelphia was thereby extended out into south Jersey suburbs. This avoided another highway river crossing.
• The “NY State Thruway“ is Interstate 87, New York City up to Albany, and Interstate 90, Albany west. It’s still a toll-road, built and financed by New York state. It’s the main east-west highway across the state, and more-or-less parallels the Erie Canal.
• The Erie Canal had to surmount one major barrier in its march west, the Niagara Escarpment. The Niagara Escarpment is the table of rock Buffalo sits on, and what Niagara Falls goes over. The Erie Canal climbed the Escarpment at Lockport, five locks in immediate series at first. The railroad and the Thruway also had to climb the Escarpment. Bergen Hill (up the Escarpment) was the only major grade on the railroad, outside of Albany Hill (climbing up from the Hudson river valley). —The Thruway climbs it just east of Batavia, NY (“buh-TAVE-eee-uh;” as in “ate”).

Monday, October 17, 2011

Good old 504 bus

Another strange and utterly predictable bus-dream this morning.
For 16&1/2 years (1977-1993) I drove transit bus for Regional Transit Service (RTS) in Rochester, NY, a public employer, the transit-bus operator in Rochester and its environs. My stroke October 26, 1993 ended that.
So I have bus-dreams.
I was driving good old 504 bus, my all-time favorite.
Our company had at least 75 500-series buses, perhaps 76.
They were numbered 501 through 576 or 577.
They were made by Flxible, and were basic buses, which is why I liked ‘em.
They were extremely hard to cripple — break down.
A GM bus might throw up a “lo-oil” or “hot-engine” light, and shut everything down.
In which case you were stranded with a bus-load of angry passengers, incensed they couldn’t get home.
A 500 might throw up a red trouble-light, but it kept goin’.
You could run with low oil or water until an on-the-road mechanic topped it up.
And there was a pretty good chance the sensor that triggered that trouble-light was wonky.
Which was especially frustrating with a GM bus. (Crippled by a wonky sensor.)
I’ve heard opposite opinions about the Flxible 500s, that they rode hard and caused back problems.
They also were leaners; they didn’t have the roll-resistance of a GM bus.
But I always preferred a 500 over a GM bus, mainly because they were so hard to cripple.
I’ve ridden bus myself, and if there was one thing I hated as a passenger, it was my bus breaking down.
That always effected my bus-driving. (We weren’t crippling if I could help it!)
501 though 506 and 570 (or was it 571) through 576 (or 577) were “soft-seaters.”
They had cushioned seats.
Everything else were city buses; they had hard plastic seats reinforced with fiberglass.
501 through 506 had three-speed over-the-road transmissions. Everything else was two-speed, governed to 55 mph tops.
The top gear of a two-speed was direct; full revs at 55 mph.
So 504 was the three-speed over-the-road tranny, but a very strong 6-71 V6 engine.
It was probably re-engined, so 504 was faster than many of our over-the-road 400-series GM buses with 8-71 V8 engines.
Most bus-drivers preferred a 400, so 504 was easy to get.
Due an over-the-road Park-and-Ride bus in the afternoon, I’d come through the barns and look for 504.
Quite often it was buried in the middle of a long line of buses.
I’d have to extract it, but usually I could.
That meant moving buses to get 504, but they always gave it to me when I asked for it.
Sometimes 504 was at the rear of a lane, so I had to back it out of the barns.
But 504 was a great ride. 60-70 mph in the passing-lane on the expressway.
(It was no fun driving bus unless you could boom-and-zoom at least once per day!)
And 501 through 506 were also air-conditioned, but that didn’t slow 504 any.
571 through 576 (or 577) weren’t air-conditioned, and their two-speed trannies limited you to the slow-lane on the expressway.
So I always looked for 504, and usually got it.
I said 504 was the one I was making payments on.
My dream had good old 504, a Park-and-Ride in the dark into the boonies.
It was bad weather, and vision was marginal.
There were no street-lights in the boonies, so all you had were your headlights, which usually weren’t very good.
It got so about all I could see was the right side of the road, right in front of me.
Even that disappeared, so I was driving on where I knew the curves were.
Very frightening!
But I knew it was just a dream.
Then what usually happens in these dreams, what bus-drivers (at least me) feared most, happened: I drove into a cul-de-sac, a road with no exit except reverse out.
We were prohibited from backing, so had to get the assistance of a road-supervisor, who then implied you were stupid.
There was also the possibility your passengers might go ballistic, and mug you.
But this was a Park-and-Ride. Park-and-Ride passengers were usually above that, and they always loved me because I was so dependable.
I.e. They were with me.
Things were closing in.
Everywhere I looked there was not enough clearance to pass a bus, so I got off to look around.
As often happens in these dreams, I noticed an exit opening up.
I could escape without reversing — no road-supervisor.
(Who knows how many times I actually reversed without a road-supervisor? —Although usually not far.)
Escape-route located I began waking up.
504 only crippled on me once. A fitting came loose on its tranny and dumped ATF (Automatic-Transmission-Fluid) all over a parking-lot out in the boonies.
The on-the-road mechanic had to drive all the way out there, with Quik-Dry, but fixed it right there.
I completed my run, but a half-hour late.

• I had a stroke 18 years ago, from which I pretty much recovered.
• “GM” is General Motors.
• “Tranny” equals transmission.
• “6-71s” are six cylinders of 71 cubic-inches displacement per cylinder; “8-71” are eight cylinders of the same cylinder displacement. —Our engines were diesel, made by Allison.
• “Park-and-Rides” were trips from suburban or rural end-points, usually through Park-and-Ride parking-lots, where passengers would park their cars, for a bus-ride to-or-from work in Rochester.
• “The barns” are at 1372 East Main St. in Rochester, large sheds for storing buses inside. An operations administration building was attached. We bus-drivers always said we were working out of “the barns.”
• A “road-supervisor” was an official of the company that rode around in a supervisor-car, supervised bus-drivers, and settled arguments with bus-passengers. They also attended bus accidents.

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Saturday, October 15, 2011

Funny, I don’t see an outage in your area

Yesterday (Friday, October 14, 2011) we had occasion to call Time Warner Cable, the supplier of our TV and Internet service.
Awful temerity and unmitigated gall and horrific audacity......
Our cable-TV service is intermittently awful.
Occasionally the display of the local ABC affiliate is all snow.
This is not true of all channels, but the local NBC affiliate is often almost as bad.
A local affiliate of the local ABC affiliate has slight snow.
Other channels, e.g. the local CBS affiliate, look fine. Often the ABC affiliate looks fine too, but often it doesn’t.
So, call Time Warner Cable.
It looks like something may be wrong.
I’m more inclined to think it’s ABC’s feed to Time Warner, or Time Warner is mucking it up out here.
Since we never look at the 89 bazilyun other channels — Blood and Gore TV, Slaughtering Bambi, Junkyard Pit-Bull, etc. — we’re probably the only ones noticing a flaky ABC feed.
We got a machine, of course. Voice-recognition.
“Do you have an account?”
“Yes,” I said.
“Sorry, I didn’t understand your answer. Please say ‘yes’ or press one.”
“WHAAAA?” I punched one.
Onto the next step.
“Please state your problem.”
“Bad TV reception,” I said.
“Funny, I don’t see an outage in your area.”
Click.
“Funny, I don’t see an outage in your area.”
Click.
“Funny, I don’t see an outage in your area.”
Click.
“Funny, I don’t see an outage in your area.”
Click.
“Funny, I don’t see an outage in your area.”
Click.
“Funny, I don’t see an outage in your area.”
Click.
Can I get it to stop?
“Funny, I don’t see an outage in your area.”
Click.
“Funny, I don’t see an outage in your area.”
Click.
“Ain’t technology wonderful?” I thought.
“Funny, I don’t see an outage in your area.”
Click.
“Funny, I don’t see an outage in your area.”
Click.
“Funny, I don’t see an outage in your area.”
Click.
“That’s about the tenth time you said that,” I shrieked into the phone.
“Funny, I don’t see an outage in your area.”
Click.
“Funny, I don’t see an outage in your area.”
I gave up.
I hung up.

I wanted to go to the local YMCA to work out.
My wife returned from walking our dog at the park.
She would not accompany me to the YMCA.
“I tried to call Time Warner,” I said; “but got thrown into a loop.”
My wife would attempt to call Time Warner.
When I returned from the YMCA, I got her sorry story.
Same loop.
“Funny, I don’t see an outage in your area.”
She tried various voice-commands and phone-numbers, and each time got the same loop.
Finally she tried “I want to talk to a service-representative.”
Click; whirr........ “Please hold.”
After about a half-hour, a real human came on the line, the opposite of a loopy machine.
Time Warner will send a cable-guy.
“Any other issues?” the service-rep asked.
“Your answering-machine goes into a loop,” my wife said.
“We’ve heard about that. Perhaps I could save you some money on your phone-bill. —You should probably report that.”
“I’m reporting it,” my wife said.

• RE: “Out here.....” —We live in the small rural town of West Bloomfield in Western NY, about 20 miles southeast of Rochester.
• I work out in the Canandaigua YMCA Exercise-Gym, appropriately named the “Wellness-Center,” usually three days per week, about two-three hours per visit. (“Canandaigua” [“cannan-DAY-gwuh”] is a small city to the east nearby where we live in Western NY. The city is also within a rural town called “Canandaigua.” The name is Indian, and means “Chosen Spot.” It’s about 14 miles away.)

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Friday, October 14, 2011

The search for the elusive PAL-radio battery-charger

The other night (Wednesday, October 12, 2011) I successfully ordered a PAL-radio battery-charger, after a long and arduous search of the ether, including Froogle©, about 45 minutes.
Our PAL radios go back about 10 years.
WXXI, the public-radio classical music station out of Rochester we listen to, had been giving them away as fund-drive thank-you gifts.
They aren’t as good as my Boston-Acoustics HD-radio, but nifty enough.
They are very basic and portable. The battery is rechargeable, so they can be disconnected from house-current.
One PAL-radio went dead.
I plugged in the other charger, and suddenly it was alive.
“It’s the charger,”
I said.
So now I had to replace a charger.
First I Froogled “PAL-radio battery-charger,” and got 89 bazilyun sites selling PAL-radios, plus a site selling the rechargeable battery-pack.
Um, not the charger.
I tried another tack; “Tivoli PAL-radio battery-charger.
—Tivoli is the manufacturer of the PAL-radio.
Same 89 bazilyun sites selling PAL-radios, plus the same battery site.
We determined the part-number was D7-10-01, a “plug-in Class 2 transformer.”
I tried both. Again the same sites selling PAL-radios, and the same battery site.
“I tried Amazon; same thing.
“Ain’t the Internet wonderful?” I said. “Sure is saving me time!
Looks like I might hafta hit Radio-Shack, in which case I get something that may not work, that I can’t return because it’s electronics,” I said.
D7-10-01 got me a site that sold a D7-10-01, made in China of course, that looked unlike my charger. Plus the so-called “enlargement” was no bigger than the thumbnail, so I couldn’t tell if it was the correct plug.
Finally I happened to try the “Tivoli Audio” site, noticed “Accessories” and tried that.
There it was, the very same charger that came with my PAL-radios.
Although I have a hard time calling it an accessory when it came as part of the radio.
Tivoli calls it a power-supply.
To stupid me that’s not an accessory.

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Today’s technical challenge.....

......(Wednesday, October 12, 2011), is to put a security-code on our new router.
So our neighbor’s daughter, from Ohio, can’t wirelessly steal the Internet from our router when she visits our neighbor across the street with her laptop.
We did this with our previous wireless router after our neighbor regaled us with tales of his daughter, who he doesn’t like, stealing our Internet.
I did it myself by phone. Somebody on the west coast actually did it.
But our old router was getting flaky. It’s ancient, but we didn’t replace it because it was still working.
Our Internet is via cable, RoadRunner.
It uses a cable-modem.
The modem feeds Internet to our router, after which it’s hard-wired to this computer.
“Easy Installation Instructions,” stuff in the router-box blared.
“Just fire up http://????.??.?.??, and you’ll get this window.”
We didn’t, of course.
Back to the old waazoo: “Try this and see what happens.”
And the instruction-manual was online, of course.
Um, HELLOOOOO; ya need Internet to just get there, which means hard-wire directly from the modem to this here computer.
In other words, bypass your router, and then print, so you can install your router.
My wife is supposed to print an 80-page instruction-manual? And it’s landscape, of course; probably a pdf scan.
What a waste of paper!
Anyone ever consider analyzing an actual installation manual while sitting on the toilet?
Try doing that with an open laptop, which needs wireless Internet while sitting on the toilet.
Makes a lotta sense! I don’t have wireless Internet until I install it, plus my laptop can fall off my knees and disintegrate on the floor.
Okay, so do the set-up web-site with my Smartphone, in which case the display is so tiny I hafta expand and scroll.
Also, don’t drop the Smartphone in the toilet.
Does anyone ever consider these things, that humans are driving the technology?
Yep, humans are too big, and messy, and their input devices are also too big.
We need to dump the humans so technology can rule!
So now we’re back to Square-One; no Internet at all from our new router.
Sounds like another phonecall to the west coast!

• “RoadRunner” is our local Internet-Service-Provider (ISP) via cable. It also provides cable TV.

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Saturday, October 08, 2011

Rebellious and of-the-Devil

Jobs
The Devil is dead.
Well, not exactly.
But Steve Jobs is dead, and I was always told he was the Devil incarnate.
But so too is Barack Obama, that he should be replaced by Rick Perry so that every human being can grow to using both hands to kill others using Perry’s gun-control.
I was told sweet baby Jesus used a PC, and the fact I use a MAC proves I’m rebellious and of-the-Devil.
Or was it Jesus would use a PC, but my siblings were so tub-thumping emphatic, it seemed they may have said He used a PC.
Everything Apple is of-the-Devil, despite my siblings’ use of iPods and iPhones and iPads.
And Apple was doomed to go the way of Beta — about 15 years ago.
Same thing with motorcycles. Sweet baby Jesus rode a Harley like my macho brother-in-Boston. So the fact I ride a Honda proves I’m rebellious and of-the-Devil.
The ABC-TV Evening News made a big deal out of Jobs’ passing.
Like Jobs and Apple revolutionized technology — they made computerization accessible to Joe SixPak.
That Apple always tried to make computerization simple; that Apple’s gizmos were always easy to use.
Unlike Microsoft’s gizmos that supposedly are difficult to figure out.
Well, I don’t know about that.
I currently drive an Apple MacBook Pro, and it has thrown enough curves at me.
Like find the file you’re actually fiddling.
Windoze gives you the file-path, right out in the open.
Apple is poke around after a Splat-f.
Know that, and you can successfully “find-file” on a MAC, but throw that at a Windoze PC user, the majority.
Years ago I was told by techies at the Mighty Mezz that MACs were superior, that I should trade my PC for a MAC.
So I did, but also because our newspaper was gonna switch to the MAC platform; plus our PC was ancient.
Then I happened to take a Photoshop© course, and all they could afford were PCs.
Photoshop on a PC equaled “Please Wait,” hourglass-city!
I went home and tried the same functions on my MAC, and it was much faster.
When I tried to point this out to my siblings I was loudly excoriated.
Awful temerity and unmitigated gall and horrific audacity.
I had trampled one of their sacred sanctities.
Jesus used a PC, and so should I.
“You’re just rebellious and of-the-Devil.”
I’ve driven both PCs and MACs, and prefer my MAC.
But now that’s mainly because MAC is what I know.
PC seems to have caught up with MAC.
My wife uses Photoshop on a PC, and it seems just as fast as my MAC.
Plus MAC, under OS-X, is far more stable than Apple operating-systems I started with.
As I recall, Windoze could be unstable too. I used a PC at the Mighty Mezz that wouldn’t shut off unless you pulled the plug.
Its Windoze, 95, would hang on shutdown. 95 was famous for that!
My blowhard brother-in-Boston, the one who noisily badmouths everything I do or say, loudly insists I dump my so-called “silly MAC” in Canandaigua lake, and go back to Windoze-XP like his work uses.
(My wife uses Windoze-7, a replacement for XP.)
He also insists I should use Microsoft Word©, instead of the Apple word-processor I use.
And that I should use Microsoft Internet-Explorer© for my Internet browser, not FireFox (“Fox-fire,” he calls it).
I’ve used Word when needed, but it punishes a stroke-survivor with sloppy keyboarding like me. —Like mistype something and get sent to the penalty-box = unfathomable Never-Neverland.
I was recommended FireFox by a PC user, and this here blog-site no longer accommodates Internet-Explorer. I still have IE, but hardly use it.
Again, “rebellious and of-the-Devil.” Tolerance is for wusses!
After all, I was fully cured by their praying. The fact I prefer Apple’s word-processor, which doesn’t punish me, proves I’m rebellious and of-the-Devil.
All would be sweetness-and-light if I traded my MAC for a PC.
ABC trumpeted what a great advance the Apple iPhone was.
I don’t have an iPhone myself. What I have is a Droid©, comparable I’m told.
I don’t do much on it, not up to its potential.
My wife gets frustrated just looking at it. She can’t answer it if it rings.
Quite a few of my siblings have iPhones, so my Droid is of-the-Devil.
My sister also has a Droid, but hers is blessed.
My Droid is rebellious and of-the-Devil.

• The “Mighty Mezz” is the Canandaigua Daily-Messenger newspaper, from where I retired over five years ago. Best job I ever had — I worked there almost 10 years. (“Canandaigua” [“cannan-DAY-gwuh”] is a small city nearby where we live in Western NY. The city is also within a rural town called “Canandaigua.” The name is Indian, and means “Chosen Spot.” —It’s about 14 miles away.) —It’s at the north end of a long Finger-lake, Canandaigua lake. (The Finger Lakes are a series of north-south lakes in Central New York that look like the imprint of a large hand. They were formed by the receding glacier.)
• “Windoze” is Microsoft Windows©, a computer operating-system for PCs, which MAC people say is inferior. (My first computer had Windows-3, and then 3.1.)
• “Splat-f” is ”f” with the Apple function-key, the “splat” key.
• “OS-X” is the current Apple computer operating system; OS-10. (I started with OS-8.5.)
• I had a stroke October 26, 1993, and it made my hands slightly wonky.
• RE: “Praying......” —All my siblings are fervent born-again Christians; so people like me are of-the-Devil.

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Friday, October 07, 2011

Harley-Davidson Switchback


Switchback.

My November issue of Cycle World magazine reports that Harley-Davidson is bringing a new motorcycle to market, the “Switchback.”
Sadly, it isn’t really new. It’s more a mix-and-match rehash of various components applied to an ancient design that has been around for decades.
Harley debuted a new motorcycle a few years ago, the V-Rod.
V-Rod.
Its engine was developed by Porsche (“POOR-sha”), and contrary to previous Harley practice was water-cooled, not air-cooled,
Harley styling had a very difficult time integrating a radiator with “the look.”
In my humble opinion, they failed.
It was the first new Harley in years, but didn’t sell well.
It bombed with the macho Harley-crowd, who prefer the infernal racket made by the old Harley Big Twin.
The magazine calls the Switchback a bagger-lite, although as a big Harley I doubt it’s light.
I bet it weighs over 600 pounds. There’s no weight in the road-test, which is actually a “first ride,” more an impression than a test.
My Honda weighs 380 pounds, which I consider somewhat heavy.
I don’t look forward to lifting it if it falls over.
And I’m sure with a good rider (not me) it would utterly cream a Big Harley.
Tilt a Harley into a corner and it scrapes the pavement; e.g. the footboards.
Plus the Big Harley has nowhere near the specific horsepower output of my Honda.
My Honda, at only 600 cubic-centimeters of engine displacement, cranks out about 100 horsepower at 13-14,000 rpm.
A Harley would hurl itself apart at that speed, and might be good for 80 horsepower tops.
And that’s with 1,300 cubic-centimeters of engine displacement.
“Bagger” means it has saddlebags, although smaller and specially made.
Suddenly baggers are the in thing.
No doubt the marketing mavens at Harley think “Switchback” is a groovy name, little knowing that switchbacks were abhorred by railroads.
Switchbacks were used when a railroad encountered a mountain-range requiring a climb or long tunnel.
When railroading began 1830-1850s, grading was not what it is now, and tunneling was in its infancy.
Long tunnels were impossible, and easy gradients were nearly impossible.
You couldn’t just carve a manageable grade with the rudimentary equipment available back then.
So railroads resorted to switchbacks, although operation thereof has a dreadful time-penalty.
Drive the train head-first into the first switchback-tail, where it stops at the stub-end.
Then reverse up to the next switchback-tail, to stop and go forward again.
(Switchbacks usually came in twos, to get the train headed engine first.)
It’s not through.
The train has to stop in each switchback, and then someone has to throw the switch to the next switchback.
Compared to a through railroad, switchbacks are bog-slow.
Railroads tried to avoid switchbacks, but sometimes couldn’t.
Logging railroads, which weren’t that dependent on through operation, often employed them to get up steep mountainsides.
Cass Scenic Railway (“Kass”), in West Virginia, an old logging railroad restored as a state park, has them.
So Harley called their new offering the “Switchback.”
If they had any idea......

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Thursday, October 06, 2011

Transit survey hairballs

For the past week we have been parrying a survey from Genesee Transportation Council (GTC).
Do they have any idea what a hornet’s nest they’re treading into surveying me?
Genesee Transportation Council is an arm of Rochester Genesee Regional Transportation Authority (RGRTA), what administered my former employer, Regional Transit Service (RTS), a public company, the transit-bus operator in Rochester and environs.
For 16&1/2 years (1977-1993) I endured employ at Regional Transit, parrying politics and utter madness. My stroke October 26, 1993 ended that.
Worst of all is that upper management seemed oblivious to our clientele.
Park-and-Ride passengers were okay, but city passengers were the dregs of society, the people that mugged and cheated you.
The major unwritten rule among bus-drivers was “DON’T GET SHOT!”
Upper management was loathe to consort with these people — they didn’t exist.
“Ride with the riffraff; are you kidding?”
Okay, they’re surveying me.
I’d be a user of public transit — I once was.
I’m 67; I can’t drive forever.
But I’m out in the boonies with no bus-service.
They wanted me to log all my trips on a specific date, and claimed I could do all this online.
The survey was comprised of two parts: -1) who lived at our house, and -2) the trip-log.
The first part was supposed to take five minutes online, and it did.
Now for the second part, the trip-log, a supposed 15 minutes.

HAIRBALL NUMBER-ONE:
Were they dreaming?
15 minutes for the web-generator, but after about an hour I had successfully entered one-fifth of my trip-log.
And that was just me. Next I had to enter my wife.
It was incredibly complicated.
Should I have expected any better? After all, Genesee Transportation Council is an arm of RGRTA — not of the real world.
I have a college degree myself, so technical issues are somewhat challenging, but not impossible.
I can’t imagine Granny trying to online that trip-log.
It ain’t user-friendly. You can’t just intuit it.
I had to figure out every step; what they were actually doing.
Beyond that, Genesee Transportation Council wanted me to record every trip, even those by foot.
So I did, silly as that seemed, and their online search couldn’t find a street-address for some of the places I logged, which were in a park (gasp).
Okay, I give up!
I could also call in my trip-log to an 800-number.
Maybe an actual human being, if I get one, can make sense of my non-addressable foot-trips.

HAIRBALL NUMBER-TWO:
I unholstered my Smartphone and fired it up.
I make all my phonecalls via cellphone.
Verizon, my cellphone provider, wants to do an upgrade to my Smartphone; no details,
Okay, let it. —Delay number-one.
The upgrade took about five-ten minutes.
NOW WHAT? Can they ever leave well-enough alone?
My Smartphone is all different. Even the Motorola “M” icon is now red. It used to be white.
I wish I’d known it was gonna be this drastic!
Another new icon. Yes, indeed it’s phonecalls, but the search function for my contact-list is gone.
Actually it’s still there, now under a new spyglass icon in a different place.

CONTINUING.......
Not that it matters. Genesee Transportation Council is an 800-number I key in.
So I keyed it in, and got sent to a message-machine.
—Delay number-two.
I left message number-one.
They apparently called back during my nap, and in my stupor I inadvertently refused their call.
They were now in my “missed calls,” so I called back the next day.
Again, the message-machine.
I left message number-two.
They apparently called back twice, and I missed them both times.
So I tried again, preparing to leave message number-three.
I was gonna tell them this would be my final message. I don’t have time for phone-tag.
But I got a real person, the one who’d been calling me back.
“I see you did the first part online,” she said.
“But the second part was impossible,” I said.
“We’ve been hearing that,” she said.
I began recounting my trip-log.
My separate foot-trips within the park became one motor-trip to the park, and then back home.
So much for the foot-trip requirement.

We then moved on to the so-called “comment section,” where I was asked various questions which reflected my attitude toward bus-transit.
CONFUSION ALERT!
I noticed their never-ending misconception that all trips are into or out of Rochester.
Their presumption was I work in Rochester, which I don’t.
I’m retired, and even when I did work it was not in Rochester, which they always mistakenly presume.
Most trips I make are around the Rochester outskirts; few into Rochester proper.
I also found it interesting their questions had answers that could conflict.
I was told that didn’t matter.
I’d be inclined to use bus-transit, but it has to be going where I’m going.
“You should know I once drove bus for Regional Transit,” I said; “so I’m not a reliable source.”
“Well, they probably didn’t know that,” she said. “But it doesn’t matter; they picked you.”
But Genesee Transportation Council is not in the the real world; not if they presume all trips are into or out of Rochester.
It’s the old waazoo: go through the motions, but “keep payin’ my bloated salary.”

RE: “I’m out in the boonies....” —We live in the small rural town of West Bloomfield in Western NY, southeast of Rochester.

Tuesday, October 04, 2011

Boomin’-and-zoomin’ on the old Pennsy Middle Division


The excursion, led by the Levin Es, pulls into Altoona station. (Photo by BobbaLew.)

Yet another trip to Altoona (“al-TUNA-uh;” as in the name “Al”), PA, to chase trains.
Except this time we will be actually riding a train, instead of just chasing.
I’m a railfan, and have been since age-2 (I’m 67).
The train-trip is a railfan excursion, and it started at Harrisburg, PA, at 7 a.m. on Saturday, October 1, 2011.
The train traveled the old Pennsy Middle Division westward, and stopped at Altoona about 9:30 a.m. to pick us up.
We left Altoona at 9:48, scheduled to leave at 10 a.m.
“Everyone’s on the train,” an official said. “All tickets were punched.”
“Um, not ours, sir. Hello!”
We hope no one was left behind; our car was not packed.
(I guess we were trying to avoid Amtrak’s eastbound Pennsylvanian, which would need the same track to load.)
After leaving we went up The Hill into the Allegheny mountains to Gallitzin (“guh-LIT-zin;” as in “get”), where we looped around on the old helper loop, to come back down The Hill headed north (railroad east) through Altoona.
The Hill is 12 miles of average 1.75 percent grade; that’s 1.75 feet up for every 100 feet forward — fairly steep but not steep enough to slow viable railroad operation. Steep enough to often require helper locomotives.
The Hill includes the Mighty Curve (Horseshoe Curve), by far the BEST railfan spot I have ever been to, probably approaching 100 times.
After Altoona we took the old Pennsy main east up to Tyrone (“tie-RONE;” as in “own”), where we switched onto the old Pennsy Bald Eagle branch, now the Nittany & Bald Eagle (NBER) shortline, which took us up to Lock Haven, PA.
At Lock Haven we switched onto Norfolk Southern’s Buffalo line, the old Pennsy line to Buffalo and Erie, PA.
We took Norfolk Southern’s Buffalo line south from Lock Haven toward Harrisburg.
But not actually to Harrisburg.
Just to the massive ex-Pennsy stone Rockville bridge across the Susquehanna (“suss-kwee-HAN-uh”) river north of Harrisburg.
That bridge is so massive it would need a direct hit from a thermonuclear warhead to remove it.
Harrisburg passengers detrained there, and were bused back to Harrisburg.
At Rockville, our train switched back onto the old Pennsy main, its Middle Division, to go back to Altoona.
Our train was powered by the Electromotive E-units restored by Juniata (“june-eee-AT-uh”) Terminal and the Levin brothers.
A Conrail Executive E powers its Business-Train.
They are the old Conrail Executive E-units, but painted in Pennsy Tuscan (“TUSS-kin;” not “Tucson, Ariz.”) red passenger colors.
I think one unit is actually ex Erie-Lackawanna.
We were supposed to be back to Altoona by 6:30 p.m.
NOT!
I have ridden enough of these railfan excursions to expect delays.
Most have been fairly uneventful, although I remember trying to keep warm in a frigid shed for hours atop Sherman Hill (the Continental Divide) in Wyoming. Rain howling in the doorway.
Worst was an excursion that got back at 3 a.m.
It was a steam-powered excursion, and the locomotive (1218) ran out of coal.
The crew also ran over their 12-hour working limit, and had to be replaced.
We had to be rescued by diesels from Buffalo, and they were over two hours away.
It was dreadful.
Two giant locomotive tenders had to be filled by one piddling village fire-hydrant — it took over two hours, in a hot coach with failed air-conditioning and sealed windows.
It was a Norfolk Southern excursion, yet we had to use adjacent Conrail trackage to turn.
You don’t just lift a giant steam-locomotive off the track to turn it.
—Like a model railroad.
A giant hand doesn’t descend from the sky.
Conrail did its best to delay our train — and we had to use a lot of Conrail.
And it was raining, so the rail was slippery wet.
Our steam-engine wanted to spin its driving-wheels.
Turning was a ponderously slow process.
I’ve always wanted to ride the old Pennsy Middle Division, the heart of Pennsy.
But only one passenger-train remains on it, Amtrak’s Pennsylvanian, and that’s state-subsidized.
Pennsy used to run a lot of passenger-service on the line.
And Amtrak’s Pennsylvanian is inconvenient.
I would be riding it Philadelphia to Pittsburgh (or reverse).
That’s two individual trains per day, one east, one west, two sets of equipment.
They aren’t connected, and each starts at a difficult time.
I’d have to stay overnight at the opposite end to return where I started.
Pittsburgh I had no clue, and driving to Pittsburgh to ride to Philadelphia and back seemed near impossible.
Another option was to start at Harrisburg, but Harrisburg was unknown too.
So a circle excursion that covered the Middle Division sounded interesting.
Plus it would do Nittany & Bald Eagle; rare mileage.

SO BEGAN OUR EXCURSION.

Photo by Linda Hughes. (Linda Hughes is my wife.)
We round the Mighty Curve.
Up The Hill, around Horseshoe Curve, then back down, and onto Nittany & Bald Eagle at Tyrone.
Perhaps the best thing about this whole excursion was nearly all the time we were moving at a good clip, 30-70 mph. Mostly at 50 or above; no bog-slow 10 mph running.
Even Nittany & Bald Eagle, which is built sufficient to handle Norfolk Southern unit coal-trains with trackage-rights. Welded rail.
About the only times we slowed were city running through Tyrone and Lock Haven. —That included street-running in Tyrone.
I’m told the Levin Es are pretty good, and operate reliably. It was like recent Amtrak operation.
Our only intentional stops were for -a) a crew-change at Rose, northern Altoona, and -b) Lock Haven, to get on Norfolk Southern’s Buffalo line.
Our train comprised nine cars, plus the two Levin Es.
Three of those cars were first-class, owned by Juniata Terminal.
They own four, but one was out-of-service.
The other cars were all leased Amtrak coaches.
The first car, which was reserved for crew, looked like a head-end car with engineer controls — where the locomotive pushes the rear of the train.
“I’m not a first-class kind of guy,” I said to my wife.
I could have spent another $100 for first-class, but why bother?
“What you see is all the same no matter what class you ride,” my wife said. “It’s just a train-ride. Coach cost enough as it was.”
So first-class seats us individually in a dusty tobacco-smoke filled lounge painted turgid beige, and offers us dinner in a dining-car.
You’re still as likely to spill your food, or slop your coffee.
Of course, like any train-ride, you see everything bad about America.
Shredded house-trailers and recreational vehicles, heaping junkyards full of crumpled automobiles, burned-out over-the-road Peterbilts, and piles of discarded detritus, old TV sets, refrigerators, and smashed toilets.
Plus gravel-covered piles of rotting lumber, and garbage tossed out back.
“Take it down to the railroad, Dorothy. Heave it over the embankment.”
It’s not “America the Beautiful.”
Much of the old Pennsy main up The Hill is lined with rock-bound battlements.
Nittany & Bald Eagle is backyard detritus, filthy rain-filled fiberglass moss-covered speedboats on rusty trailers with flat tires.
With greasy, partially dissembled outboard motors without their casings.
Nittany & Bald Eagle was essentially dead on my scanner.
It’s just a shortline; hardly anything runs on it.
All I got was the train’s engineer calling out the signals.
I counted only three defect-detectors over about 54 miles. It ain’t the Pittsburgh Division.
And apparently Norfolk Southern’s Buffalo line is not all the same radio-frequency as the Pittsburgh Division, 160.8.
(Apparently the railroad uses a different frequency around Harrisburg.)
I wasn’t getting anything.
I turned my scanner off.
When we got west of Duncannon (“done-CANN-in”) I turned it on again; a deluge of scanner chatter.
We had a long stop on the Buffalo line south of Northumberland, well over an hour.
A freight-train ahead of us had broke a coupler-knuckle.
We were also riding next to someone much like my all-knowing blowhard younger brother-from-Boston.
The one who noisily badmouths everything I do or say.
Airline flight, farm-equipment, computers; this guy knew everything.
“I’ve operated jet-engines for years,” he bragged. “If your quill-seal goes, your lubricating oil burns up with your jet-fuel.”
“Sounds just like my brother,” I observed.
“We’ve been married too long,” my wife said. “I was about to say the same thing.”
The broken coupler train was put in a siding, so we could proceed.
“Toot;” off we went, back to boomin’-and-zoomin’.
Once on the Middle Division we were up to over 70 mph.
But it got dark; we could no longer see anything.
We couldn’t even see what track we were on. At first the engineer was reporting Track One, and that we could see.
Then he was reporting Track Two, but it was too dark to see what track we were on.
Somewhere we crossed over from One to Two, but it was a high-speed crossover. —We never noticed.
Apparently nothing much was ahead of us; restricting signals were rare.
We passed a so-called “parade” of eastbounds, but it was too dark to see.
There’s only one speed-restriction left on the Middle Division, 40 mph through reverse curves known as the Figure Eights.
The only way to discern when that happened was our train slowing.
It was too dark to see anything.
I noticed we slowed at a point where the Figure Eights would be.
Then back to 70-plus.
I don’t know what speed the railroad is rated for, but we were boomin’-and-zoomin’.
And the old Levin Es were hauling; gobbling up the miles.
We probably slowed for towns along the way: Lewistown, Mt. Union, Huntingdon.
There’s also a tunnel at Spruce Creek east of Tyrone, but it was too dark to know if we were inside it.
The footbridge in Bellwood was visible when we zoomed under it. I’ve shot photos off that footbridge.
Back to Altoona station approaching 9 p.m. — not too bad, not 3 a.m.
But I was worn out.
I’m not young.
Somewhere during our excursion I heard a guy complaining his wife would never do such a thing.
I glanced at my wife: “Well, here we are. Probably at least our tenth.”
Another excursion would be held the next day toward Pittsburgh, but it would leave Altoona at 7 a.m.
(We weren’t doing it; it wasn’t the Middle Division.)
I had planned to try photographing it on the west slope, west of Gallitzin, but was too burned out.
We watched it pass Tunnel Inn from our room.
(“Tunnel Inn,” in Gallitzin, is the bed-and-breakfast we stay at in the Altoona area.
It used to be the old Gallitzin town offices and library.
It was built by Pennsy in 1905, and is brick and rather substantial.
It was converted to a bed-and-breakfast when Gallitzin built new town offices.
Its advantage for railfans like me — also its marketing ploy — is that it’s right beside Tracks Two and Three.
It’s right next to the old Pennsy tunnels through the summit of the Alleghenies.
Trains are blowing past all the time.
Three is westbound, and Two can be either way. —Track One is not visible; it’s on the other side of town, using New Portage Tunnel. Tunnel Inn also has a covered viewing deck behind its building, plus floodlights to illuminate trains approaching or leaving the tunnels in the dark.)

DAY TWO; fizzle.


“That’s a four-letter word I don’t wanna hear;” (so said the Pittsburgh dispatcher). (Photo by BobbaLew.)

When we got up Sunday morning (October 2, 2011) and looked out our window at Tunnel Inn, it was snowing.
Tunnel Inn owner Mike Kraynyak (“CRANE-eee-yak”) had gone outside and was brushing snow off cars, about an inch.
We had intended to chase trains with Phil Faudi (“FOW-dee;” as in “wow”).
I have written up Phil so many times it would just bore constant-readers.
If you need clarification, click this link, and go down about halfway into the blog.
That explains Phil.
I called Phil and cancelled. It was raining and raw downhill where he lived in Altoona, and would be all day.
This is not the first time weather ruined things.
About 10 years ago we visited Horseshoe Curve in October, and it was awful.
We were the only ones there, beside the crew.
They took us up to the viewing-area in the funicular-car, and let us outside.
The funicular is an uphill railway, a sort of cable-car.
It works somewhat like an elevator.
Via the funicular intercom they asked if we wanted to stay, but I answered “Take us right back down!”
At least inside the funicular car you’re protected from the weather: wind-blown rain slanting in your face.
Our room was frigid at Tunnel Inn, plus driving this here laptop is a pain compared to at home with a real keyboard and mouse. —We’d be all-day prisoners of the weather in our room at Tunnel Inn.
Mike said he would only charge us for two nights if we left early. (We had reserved three.)
So we drove home.
Excursion, but no train-chase.
Faudi e-mailed me later it stayed awful all day.
Train-chasing is essentially an outdoor endeavor, even if it’s only five minutes with Phil.
If it’s just me at a specific location, it’s a half-hour or more.
What I wanted to do was CP-W (Control-Point W) just east of South Fork, a photo-location that could be really great.
But I wasn’t dressed for it, even with long underwear.
About a third of the way down the mountain the snow changed to rain.
It rained off-and-on all the way to the New York state line, and even somewhat into New York.
“I wonder if that’s our last excursion?” I said to my wife back home.
“I hope not, but I’m old and worn out.”
I have to recover from these drives, even though they’re easy, and only five hours.
My wife nearly died of cancer a few months ago.
Now she’s like nothing ever happened, and seems more energetic than me.
My wife has cancer, but supposedly it’s not fatal.
It’s treatable.
Actually, she has two cancers: -a) Non-Hodgkins Lymphoma, and -b) metastatic breast-cancer.
The Non-Hodgkins Lymphoma appeared about three years ago as a hard tumor in her abdomen.
That was poofed with chemotherapy.
The metastatic breast-cancer did not have a primary site; it never appeared in her breasts.
It was first noticed in her bones, where breast-cancer metastasizes.
We knocked that back with Femara®, the trade-name for Letrozole.
Femara is an estrogen inhibitor. Her breast-cancer was estrogen-positive.
Her breast-cancer just about disappeared.
The near-death episode was because of argument among oncologists about which cancer she had.

REFLECTIONS:
—1) As seems to be the case every year....
This journey was our first use of long underwear for the season.
Even on the train, which seemed to be heated, and was relatively comfortable.
But it was frigid outside, usually in the 40s.
Go below 50 degrees, and I need long underwear.
—2) It was interesting how our train bogged down as it climbed The Hill.
Coming out of Altoona, we were soon up to track-speed, which I think is 30 mph.
Still track-speed as we rounded the Curve, and continued up The Hill.
But as we got near the top, our train started slowing, lugging — we were down to about 20 mph.
The final ascent is steepest, 1.86 percent.
It was bogging us down.
Nine cars are about all two E-units could handle on The Hill.
18 cars would stall two units.
At 18 ya might be able to get by with three.
And Conrail had re-engined those units; they were modern power and electronics in antique bodies.
Which made restoration a slam-dunk.
Plus E-units track well at speed.
But The Hill was a challenge.
I think a recent Amtrak P-42 would do the same.
The Pennsylvanian is one unit with five cars.
Do nine and ya might need two P-42s.

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