Honkie
Last night (Friday, October 17, 2008) I got called by a girl with a survey.
—A survey of my radio listening and newspaper reading.
After 89 bazilyun boring questions delivered ratta-tatt machine-gun style:
“What race do you consider yourself? White, African-American, Hispanic, Native American, Naturalized Oriental, Redneck, Slit-Eyed Commie, Illegal Alien?”
“I didn’t hear ‘honkie,’” I said.
“That’s because it’s not here,” she said.
“Well, maybe it should be,” I said.
—A survey of my radio listening and newspaper reading.
After 89 bazilyun boring questions delivered ratta-tatt machine-gun style:
“What race do you consider yourself? White, African-American, Hispanic, Native American, Naturalized Oriental, Redneck, Slit-Eyed Commie, Illegal Alien?”
“I didn’t hear ‘honkie,’” I said.
“That’s because it’s not here,” she said.
“Well, maybe it should be,” I said.
posted by BobbaLew at 5:52 AM
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