"Why I Oughta........."

Last night (Friday, October 17, 2008) was a televised debate between candidates for the 56th NY State Senatorial district, namely incumbent Republican Joe Robach (“ROW-bach” as in “Johann Sebastian Bach”) versus Democratic challenger Rick Dollinger (“DOLL-en-jer”)
We didn’t listen — it’s not even our district — but managed to hear the highlight of the debate.
“Rick, ya drive a Lexus,” Robach said.
“I do not!” shouted Dollinger. “I drive a Chevy Malibu. Here; wanna see the keys?”
“Why I oughta.......” POINK!
“Wub-wub-wub-wub-wub!” said Dollinger.
“Soitenly!”
At this point Alice Kryzan steps in: “Boys, take it outside.”

Alice Kryzan, of Buffalo, is the lady who won the Democratic primary for the 26th congressional district. She won by pointing out what political discourse has become, a Stooges skit.