Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Today’s epistle

I’m walking out of Medved Running Store yesterday afternoon (Tuesday, April 28, 2009) on Monroe Ave. in Pittsford — the place I’ve bought many running shoes and running watches.
It’s one of two additional errands I hooked up with a blood-draw.
I exit the store and and a giant gold Firebird snorts up in the rain.
Pimply dude inside with a purple mohawk and lotsa flesh-metal rolls down the driver’s window. “Any idea where ‘Genesee Regional Bank’ is?”
He’s cracking a large envelope.
“I’ve never even heard of it,” I say; and walk away.
Suddenly a thundering roar breaks out, and the Firebird is accelerating madly across the parking-lot.
Firebird stops at a faded blue Econoline, and I notice a building with “G.-R.-B.” on the side in large neon letters.
“That’s an old bank building,” I think to myself. “I bet that’s ‘Genesee Regional Bank.’”
I approach the Firebird, now parked and silent, pointing at the building. I’ve already passed the Bathtub, and mohawk-guy confirms that’s what he was looking for.
“Used to be a Marine-Midland Bank,” I say.

  • “Pittsford” is a large ritzy suburb southeast of Rochester. The store isn’t actually in the village, but in the town. Monroe Ave. is a main thoroughfare through the town and to the village. Medved is in a shopping plaza along it; in an area swamped with shopping plazas.
  • I run to stay in shape. —Have for years. Still can, despite my age.
  • The “blood-draw” was for a PSA assessment. Prostate-Specific-Antigen. A high level of PSA in the blood can indicate prostate cancer. I have an appointment at Urology Associates of Rochester next month to go over the results.
  • A “faded blue Econoline” is an old Ford Econoline van; the usual means of selling stolen merchandise in a slum parking-lot.
  • The “Bathtub” is our 2005 Toyota Sienna van; called that because it’s white and like sitting in a bathtub.
  • “Marine-Midland Bank” was a large area-wide bank in the Rochester area through the ‘80s. It merged with other banks to became nationwide HSBC; and apparently that branch failed — as have others. “Genesee Regional Bank” is new to me. —Banking in this area has had significant upheavals over time. Many are now nationally affiliated.
  • Sunday, April 26, 2009

    Flock


    Five open tabs (“AXIS 213 PTZ” is the Curve web-cam; “Bobbalew” the blog-site). (Screenshot by the mighty MAC.)

    I’m thinking of giving up on Flock.
    It looks like the Flockmeisters have given up on it too.
    Flock is one of four active Internet browsers I have on this ‘pyooter: -1) FireFox; -2) Flock; -3) Netscape 9.0 (which I have buried and don’t use); and -4) Internet-Explorer 5.2 for MAC.
    Seven if you count the old Netscape 4.73, and Netscapes 7.0 and 7.2 — eight if you include Apple’s Safari, which is so turgid I never use it.
    And I probably have earlier versions of Internet-Explorer still buried on my hard-drive.
    I don’t have time to play janitor as long as my system works.
    I installed Flock primarily because -a) this here site was gonna no longer support Netscape, which I was using; and -b) Flock would import all my old Netscape favorites.
    I switched to IE long ago when this here site no longer worked with Netscape 4.73.
    Netscape 7.0 made it possible to escape all the Internet-Explorer hairballs, and copied all my IE favorites.
    I don’t have 89 bazilyun like Linda; maybe 25.
    When I retired from the mighty Mezz, which is when I was doing iteration #3 of the Messenger web-site, we were using Internet-Explorer 5.1 as our browser.
    The OS-X on my so-called “silly MAC” came with 5.2.
    I installed FireFox on this ‘pyooter -1) at the suggestion of a PC user; and -2) because my blog-site was gonna no longer support IE, and suggested FireFox.
    Gates was no longer updating IE for MAC, which was just as well. It was too messy — fire up my blog with IE and everything is screwed up. With FireFox it ain’t. —I had to reconfigure everything for Granny with her IE.
    I’d fire up both FireFox and Flock, because I could make the Curve web-cam my homepage in FireFox, and FlagOut my homepage in Flock.
    For some time Flock was doing all the same updates as FireFox, but then, about a year ago, it stopped.
    FireFox then did another update that is really great; it could save all your open tabs, keeping them open.
    So I cranked FlagOut into FireFox, making it an open tab; which staying open I never have to log in.
    Same with Facebook and the blog site.
    They’re saved as open tabs, so I never have to log into them either.
    So FireFox opens with four saved tabs (pictured above): -1) the Curve web-cam; -2) Facebook; -3) the blog-site; and -4) FlagOut.
    I never have to log in to any of them.
    Flock fell into the doldrums. The only bookmark I ever used was my MyCast® weather-radar.
    It had copied all my old bookmarks from Netscape 9.0, but I only used MyCast, one of about 15.
    The others are old, and not worth saving.
    So the other night I put MyCast in my FireFox favorites, although it required a log-in, since -a) it was the same as a different computer; and -b) it was a fifth tab.
    Flock is still in my “dock,” but I will probably vaporize it.
    I suppose even if Flock tanks, it’s still a viable browser, which will remain on my hard-drive.

  • RE: “The Curve web-cam......” —The “Curve” (“Horseshoe Curve”), west of Altoona, Pennsylvania, is by far the BEST railfan spot I have ever been to. Horseshoe Curve is a national historic site. It was a trick used by the Pennsylvania Railroad to get over the Allegheny mountains without steep grades. Horseshoe Curve was opened in 1854, and is still in use. (I am a railfan, and have been since I was a child.) —Horseshoe Curve has a web-cam, but it’s awful.
  • My blog-site is http://bobbalew.blogspot.com/, what you’re reading. —The blog is titled “Bobbalew;” an old nickname I had years ago as a teenager.
  • “Mighty MAC” (“silly MAC”) is my Apple MacIntosh computer. —All my siblings use Windows PCs, but I use an Apple MacIntosh, so I am therefore stupid and of-the-Devil.
  • “‘Pyooter” is computer.
  • “This here site” (“FlagOut”) is our family’s web-site, named that because I had a mentally-retarded kid-brother (Down Syndrome) who lived at home, and loudly insisted the flag be flown every day. “Flag-Out! Sun comes up, the flag goes up! Sun goes down, the flag comes down.” I fly the flag partly in his honor. (He died at 15 in 1969.)
  • “Favorites” is the Internet-Explorer terminology for “bookmarks.” (Other Internet-browsers call saved web addresses “bookmarks.”)
  • “Linda” is my wife of 41+ years. She uses a Windows PC with Internet-Explorer as her browser.
  • The “mighty Mezz” is the Canandaigua Daily-Messenger newspaper, from where I retired over three years ago. Best job I ever had.
  • “OS-X” is Apple Computer’s current operating-system: OS-10. There have been updates, and I use 10.4 (“Tiger”).
  • “Gates” is Bill Gates, head of Microsoft. The PC (“Personal Computer”) architecture is designed to work with Microsoft Windows®, the current Microsoft PC operating system. —Most people (“Granny”) use Microsoft, thinking computers are mainly Microsoft, much like General Mills is cereal. Internet-Explorer is Microsoft’s web browser.
  • I use “MyCast®” as my weather web-site.
  • OS-X has a “dock” to one side, or bottom, of its desktop display, and all the icons therein are “aliases” of-a-sort, but not true “aliases.” But they fire up the software application iconized. —I can add or delete icons; but doing so doesn’t vary your hard-drive. The application may still exist on your hard-drive, but not in the “dock.” The “dock” is essentially a shortcut to fire up frequently used software applications. (“Aliases” do the same, but dock-icons aren’t aliases.)

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  • Saturday, April 25, 2009

    High-Speed Rail

    Sadly, one of the unfortunate side-effects of the Conservative tub-thumpers being sent packing, as they were last election, is the Democrats think they won.
    We see this in the reemergence of High-Speed Rail as a siren-song across New York State.
    Obama is a Democrat in name only; more a statement against politics-as-usual, the old Democrat-versus-Republican waazoo.
    And the High-Speed Rail touted ain’t the high-speed rail of Western Europe.
    The Europeans build completely new railroads, but high-speed rail in this country is throwing bazilyuns of dollars at an existing railroad.
    The old New York Central Water-Level Route, now CSX, is capable of sustaining high train speeds, but I don’t know about 200+ mph.
    The old Water-Level threads numerous cities, and dog-legs up the Hudson before it heads west.
    Its alignment wasn’t built with the latest grading technology, the kind used to grade interstates.
    Its alignment has been around way over 100 years.
    High-Speed Rail advocates show us videos of Acelas whizzing on the Northeast Corridor — another joke; perhaps even worse than the Water-Level.
    No mention of the tiny tunnels in Baltimore, or 40 mph at Zoo Tower in Philadelphia.
    And no mention of the height and size restrictions in the tiny Hudson Tunnels, opened in 1910.
    And, of course, the Corridor trains are electrically powered.
    Electrifying the Water-Level would cost a fortune.
    I don’t know as it’s possible to get 200 mph any other way; I doubt a diesel could do it economically.
    And even if it’s electrified, it’s still the Water-Level; a route laid down in the 1800s.
    The advocates wanna parade glitzy show-trains; glittering icons that outshine the average train.
    This isn’t high-speed rail; it’s just a public-relations gambit.
    Just another hyper-expensive boondoggle, much like the Buffalo Subway.
    The Subway cost a fortune, mostly because it was tunneling through the rocky Niagara Escarpment, and it’s little used.
    The cars are essentially high-speed trolley cars, and in downtown Buffalo on the street they trundle at a walk.
    The current speed-limit on parts of the Water-Level is 79 mph.
    A High-Speed Rail project might get it up to 100; and that won’t be point-to-point.
    What’s forgotten in this High-Speed Rail schtick, is that the main economic advantage of a railroad is moving vast quantities of freight for peanuts.
    A railroad can’t be portal-to-portal; that is from your garage to the door of your office.
    Railroading passengers was okay until the automobile came along, which can do portal-to-portal.
    The daily trek to work is into your car, or out to the bus-stop, and then cart yourself to your place of employ.
    Ya might hafta walk from a parking-lot, or a downtown bus-stop; but railroads don’t get there.
    Railroads in Philly or New York City might get you close to your employ, but ya still gotta get from your garage to the train station.
    High-Speed Rail is only a viable alternative to -a) taking the jet cross-country, or -b) driving cross-country.
    High-Speed Rail across New York state isn’t your daily commute — it’s cross-country.
    High-Speed Rail (passenger cross-country rail) is just another bloated boondoggle.
    And if Obama has any sense at all, he’ll quash it.
    A better investment is to build a completely new railroad comparable to the new Paris-Lyon route. —An alternative that would actually draw cross-country travelers outta their cars, or off of jets.
    Acela on the Northeast Corridor is a viable alternative to the east coast jet shuttle, or I-95, but still there are those tunnels in Baltimore, and 40 mph at Zoo Tower.
    It’s only an alternative — it ain’t superior.

  • All my siblings are tub-thumping Conservative REPUBLICANS, but I’m not, so I’m of-the-Devil.
  • I’m a railfan, and have been since I was a child.
  • “The Water-Level” is the old mainline of the New York Central Railroad across New York State, now owned and operated by CSX Transportation. Called “Water-Level” because it followed river-courses, and thereby avoided mountain grades. (The topography of New York State, north of the Allegheny Mountains, made west-east transportation easier.)
  • “Hudson” River.
  • The “Northeast Corridor” is the old Pennsylvania Railroad’s electrified line from Washington D.C. to New York City; since extended to Boston over the alignment of the old New Haven Railroad. It’s fastest trains are the “Acela” trainsets. —Everything is now operated by Amtrak, a government corporation promulgated in 1970 to take over rail passenger service. It mainly runs passenger trains over the independent railroads with its own equipment, but it also owns and operates its own railroads; e.g. the old Pennsy electrified line from New York City to Washington D.C., the so-called “Northeast Corridor;” although the Corridor has been extended to Boston over the old New York, New Haven & Hartford line. I.e. Amtrak owns and operates the “Northeast Corridor.”
  • “Zoo Tower” is the old Pennsylvania Railroad interlocking in Philadelphia between the lines to New York City, Washington D.C., and Harrisburg PA to the west. So named because it was next to the Philadelphia Zoo. A central tower (“Zoo Tower”) controlled everything, setting switches, signals, etc. It’s now part of Amtrak’s Northeast Corridor. (An “interlocking” is where crossover switches, or switches, connect adjacent tracks. Everything was interlocked so that switches couldn’t be thrown in conflict, or without a signal indication. “Interlockings” are now called “Control-Points;” and used to be switched by lineside towers. They can now be switched electronically from a distant central location.) —Zoo interlocking still exists. The curves and switches in the interlocking can’t be negotiated safely over 40 mph.
  • The “Niagara Escarpment” is a long ridge of hard dolomite rock Niagara Falls goes over. It goes both east and west of the Falls; even as far east as Rochester.
  • Nearly all railroad locomotives are “diesel”-electric; that is, electric traction motors between the wheels driven by a large diesel engine and generator. The Northeast Corridor (and high-speed rail in Europe) is straight electric — electric locomotives that draw electricity from an overhead wire. (—Although electric trains can be powered by a ground-level energized third rail; but the Corridor is overhead wire.)

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  • Friday, April 24, 2009

    big picture

    I hafta hit the Bloomfield branch of the Canandaigua National Bank on the way to the Canandaigua YMCA.
    I hafta deposit some checks.
    I arrow off 5&20 into Bloomfield, and do the drop-boxes at the Bloomfield post-office. —I never mail from our mailbox, since I was told that mailboxes often get rifled.
    After the post-office, I pass the Bloomfield branch of Canandaigua National Bank, and notice that three cars are clogging the drive-up.
    So, into the CNB parking-lot, since going inside is minutes faster than idling for 10 minutes at the drive-up.
    In-and-out in about three minutes; no one was inside but me.
    I amble back outside, access the CR-V in the parking-lot, and a mad race is on to see who can get outta the parking-lot first.
    Macho-man climbs into his navy F150, and another macho-man gets in his black Wagoneer.
    STAND BACK! These guys are probably gonna back into my path.
    Nope; I guess F150-man is dragging on a cigarette; and the backup lights wink on on the Wagoneer, but nobody moves.
    So I start outta the CNB parking-lot, toward State Route 444, a main drag through Bloomfield (previously Holcomb).
    But at the exit I see Granny approaching in a dark Corolla; angrily waving me out.
    Well sorry Granny, but you’re being followed by a red Ford Ranger pickup, and it looks like he’s gonna pass ya to continue south on 444.
    I can’t just boom-and-zoom and hit him broadside.
    Sorry Granny, but I drove bus, and I don’t trust fevered waving no matter how agitated ya are.
    There is such a thing as eying the big picture.

  • Our checking account and safe deposit box are at “Canandaigua National Bank” (“CNB”); but not at the Bloomfield branch.
  • I work out in the “Canandaigua YMCA” exercise-gym. I usually hook other errands to visits there; 2-3 days per week.
  • “5&20” is the main east-west road (a two-lane highway) through our area; State Route 5 and U.S. Route 20, both on the same road. 5&20 is just south of where we live.
  • We live in the small rural town of West Bloomfield in Western N.Y. Adjacent is the rural town of East Bloomfield, and the village of Bloomfield is within it. The Town of “Holcomb,” to the southeast, seceded from Bloomfield long ago, but recently merged back into Bloomfield village.
  • The “CR-V” is our 2003 Honda CR-V SUV.
  • An “F150” is the Ford F150 pickup truck. It’s the smallest capacity full-size Ford pickup; it will carry one half-ton. (250 is three-quarter ton; 350 one ton).) —A “Wagoneer” is the Jeep Wagoneer station-wagon; a large capacity SUV. This was the most recent model; a Chrysler product.
  • For 16&1/2 years (1977-1993) I drove transit bus for Regional Transit Service, the transit-bus operator in Rochester, NY. It required hyper defensive driving.

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  • Tuesday, April 21, 2009

    “Huh?”

    Screenshot with
    the mighty MAC
    “Huh?”
    Last Saturday night (April 18, 2009) I decided to attempt to reconcile our credit-card account, an endeavor made impossible because of recent bank shenanigans prompted by our account being stolen.
    At the end of last year, the bank froze our account because of unauthorized charges, closed our old account, and opened a new one.
    Their loss was only a couple bucks, but they never told us exactly what legitimate charges were transferred to our new account.
    In attempting to reconcile the new account a few weeks later, it was apparent nearly all, but not all, the legitimate charges to our old account had been transferred.
    I reconcile the account because years ago I worked at a bank, and I know how it is.
    The correctness of bank processing is a direct function of the size of your bank balance.
    Years ago a vice-president of Xerox used to bounce checks willy-nilly on his checking account, and the bank manager cleared ‘em for fear of losing his business.
    What this was, was an interest-free loan.
    Let small potatoes muck up, and the bank went ballistic.
    Years ago the bank lost my Transit paycheck (which had been deposited to our checking account), and all-of-a-sudden they started bouncing our checks.
    I had to do a grandstand.
    I had a receipt, and they could just put that money in our account, and I wasn’t leaving until they did.
    I.e. it wasn’t my fault the bank had lost my paycheck.
    —1) “So you balance your account?” my old friend Frank Brown at the mighty Mezz said to me once.
    “To the penny?” he asked.
    “You better believe it,” I said. “And they better not muck up. I worked for a bank.”
    —2) “So what do you think of Canandaigua National Bank?” a guy who had just trimmed our trees asked last week.
    He’s trying to start a lawncare business.
    “Well, so far so good,” I said. “They better not muck up, or they’re gonna hear it.”
    My account software is Quicken 2003, an antique, but fine for what I do.
    Reconciling is a Quicken function, just reconciling ‘pyooter records with the bank’s monthly statement.
    True to form, Quicken throws an alarm about a previous reconciliation, as has been the case ever since the steal and shenanigans.
    Do I wanna adjust? No.......
    I don’t want some fudge-factor screwing up everything I do.
    If I use the bank’s starting balance, and check off each charge (and credit), I should end up with their new balance — the balance I owe.
    Which is the whole point of reconciliation.
    The fact Quicken and the bank don’t agree on the starting balance is irksome but irrelevant.
    I can’t make them agree without knowing -a) exactly what the bank transferred, and -b) what they ate. —It seems they ate a legitimate charge or two.
    So here I am reconciling the account, and I’m presented with the curious statement pictured.
    I crank the beginning statement balance, and the ending balance, into my Quicken reconciliation window, and I get figures different than what I put in.
    Some mystery is going on in the background.
    Beyond that, the picture displayed makes no sense — except to a REPUBLICAN.
    Bellicose Conservatives are mailing teabags to Obama, but it was their guy who blew the deficit outta sight.

  • RE: “The mighty MAC......” —All my siblings use Windows PCs, but I use an Apple MacIntosh, so am therefore reprehensible and stupid.
  • “Our” is my wife of 41+ years, “Linda,” and I.
  • “Transit” equals Regional Transit Service, the transit-bus operator in Rochester, NY, where I drove transit-bus for 16&1/2 years (1977-1993). My stroke October 26, 1993 ended that.
  • The “mighty Mezz” is the Canandaigua Daily-Messenger newspaper, from where I retired over three years ago. Best job I ever had. Frank Brown had once been my boss.
  • “Canandaigua National Bank” has our checking-account and safe-deposit box. (It’s the only independent bank in the area.)
  • “Quicken 2003” is a personal accounting computer software application; the 2003 iteration.
  • “‘Pyooter” is computer.
  • My siblings are all tub-thumping Conservative Republicans, but I’m not, so am therefore of-the-Devil.

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  • Monday, April 20, 2009

    Mowing season begins


    Bring it on, baby! (Photo by the so-called “old guy” with the dreaded and utterly reprehensible Nikon D100.)

    And so begins another mad mowing season here in West Bloomfield.
    Trying to keep up with large lawn that’s prolific in its grass output.
    Thankfully I have the dreaded zero-turn (pictured), by far the largest, and best, investment in lawn-mowing equipment I ever made.
    In Rochester we had a humble push-mower — a hand-mower, self powered — that we inherited from Mrs. Merriman.
    That is, it cost nothing, and had an 18-inch cut.
    We had it at Mrs. Merriman’s at first.
    We mowed her tiny yard with it.
    Our house in Rochester was a double-lot; i.e. twice as much lawn to mow; plus a backyard with nothing on it.
    But it could be done with that hand-mower; although it eventually broke.
    Our neighbor up the street was selling a similar mower in his garage-sale, so I bought it for 25¢.
    Out of the two mowers, both Craftsman®, I resurrected one mower.
    We still have that one.
    It’s a reel mower, which Linda uses occasionally to mow the backyard within the fence.
    When we moved out here, I bought the mighty Locke, used for $600.
    It had a large antique Briggs & Stratton engine ya started with a rope.
    I rebuilt the carburetor for that, and tuned it.
    Ran fine.
    The Locke weighed at least 700 pounds — I called it the locomotive. Ya didn’t dare get it into the ditch. Ya’d need a tow-truck to get it out.
    It had a 70-inch cut (three gang), but was a reel mower, which meant ya didn’t dare get behind.
    I had to mow the entire lawn every weekend; although we weren’t mowing the so-called “Back 40” then.
    That was the mower we had when I had the stroke; and we were concerned I might not be able to horse it around.
    So we bought the so-called “Greenie,” our John Deere SRX95.
    It has a 38-inch cut, two blades; and was the first mower we ever bought brand-new — also our first rotary.
    It’s not a lawn-tractor; only a riding mower.
    The SRX95 is no longer made, and the place we bought it is no longer in business. (John Deere makes a small riding-mower with a single 30-inch blade; what the SRX95 was based on.)
    But it still runs fine, although it’s semi-retired.
    We use it as a brush-hog on our paths; 38 inches wide is path-width. (The zero-turn is too wide at 48 inches.)
    We needed a small trimming-mower, so Linda’s parents gave us their old Sears rotary; 20-inch cut.
    It was junk, but I got it running.
    Everything was loose, but it ran. It also lacked a muffler.
    We finally had to give up on it, so we bought a brand-new Honda walk-behind; 21-inch cut, mulching mower.
    Mulch if you cover the blow-out duct; which we covered.
    All our other mowers have blow-out ducts.
    A couple years ago our Greenie was in the shop, probably to have belts replaced — I’d done it myself once, but it was a struggle. You have to drop everything to get at the belts.
    So I borrowed the John Deere lawn-tractor owned by our recently deceased 94 year old nosy neighbor, Vern Habecker (“HAH-bek-rrr”) across the street.
    I used it to mow our lawn, and it was much faster than our Greenie, plus it was 42-inch cut.
    So I thought maybe I should get something like Habecker’s John Deere; i.e. faster.
    At that time John Deere wasn’t selling residential zero-turns, only commercial. They wanted at least 6,000 smackaroos.
    I knew a zero-turn would include a learning-curve, but that’s what all the lawn-mowing services were switching to.
    So I tried other mowing-equipment stores, and found a few other zero-turns. I also found the same models at mighty Lowes and Wal*Mart for almost the same price as the mowing shops.
    I went up the road to “Leif’s,” a Husqvarna outlet, and they had the mower pictured, for $3,500, the cheapest, though not tinny like some of the others I’d seen, and a residential application — not commercial.
    It’s only the 18-horse Briggs & Stratton V-twin; but enough for what I do. —I’m not mowing a golf-course.
    Leif’s is sort of ramshackle. It’s a wonder they can compete with the glitzy hardwares. Ya deal directly with the store-owner, who’s more a mechanic than a salesman.
    The Leif’s guys are also train-nuts, so I instructed them to visit the mighty Curve, and about the Curve web-cam.
    They visited the mighty Curve, and it of course blew them away; and they view the web-cam all the time.
    My zero-turn was apparently assembled by a Friday crew, since it’s crippled at least four times.
    And each time them guys came out and picked it up for free warranty-work. —That included replacing a hydrostatic unit free that tanked about two years out of warranty.
    Try that at Wal*Mart; I bet we woulda been without a mower the entire season.
    All I know is I think the world of that zero-turn. It’s much faster than any lawn-tractor ever woulda been. Boom-and-zoom; cuts my mowing time in half.
    Front yard is about a half-hour; Back 40 about an hour-and-a-half; and each wing about an hour.
    I don’t usually do the entire lawn, although I have.
    Yesterday (Sunday, April 19, 2009) all I did was the front yard, mainly because it’s supposed to rain for a couple days. Plus it was highest.
    Back 40 is probably next weekend; the wings the week after that.
    May is usually the most prolific month; I end up mowing every couple days.
    Plus there’s the usual wedging the lawn-mowing in amongst the blizzard of appointments and errands — plus weather.

  • RE: “‘Old guy’ with the dreaded and utterly reprehensible Nikon D100.......” —My macho, blowhard brother-from-Boston, who is 13 years younger than me, calls me “the old guy” as a put-down (I also am the oldest). I also am loudly excoriated by all my siblings for preferring a professional camera (like the Nikon D100) instead of a point-and-shoot. This is because I long ago sold photos to nationally published magazines.
  • We live in the small rural town of “West Bloomfield” in Western New York.
  • Our “zero-turn” is our 48-inch Husqvarna riding-mower; “zero-turn” because it’s a special design with separate drives to each drive-wheel, so it can be spun on a dime. “Zero-turns” are becoming the norm, because they cut mowing time in half compared to a lawn-tractor, which has to be set up for each mowing-pass.
  • “Mrs. Merriman” is our long-ago landlady, Mrs. Hazel Merriman, at our apartment in the early ‘70s at 20 Woodland Park in Rochester. It was actually her house; she lived downstairs, and the upstairs had been converted to an apartment. The rent was insanely low, because we helped her — e.g. mowing her lawn, shopping, etc.
  • “Linda” is my wife of 41+ years.
  • Locke (nothing is my mower).
  • I had a stroke October 26, 1993.
  • “Our recently deceased 94 year old nosy neighbor” was Vern Habecker (“HAH-bek-rrr”), who was always watching us. —I had a good time with Vern; always picking on him. He considered himself a lawn mowing authority.
  • The “mighty Curve” (“Horseshoe Curve”), west of Altoona, Pennsylvania, is by far the BEST railfan spot I have ever been to. Horseshoe Curve is a national historic site. It was a trick used by the Pennsylvania Railroad to get over the Allegheny mountains without steep grades. Horseshoe Curve was opened in 1854, and is still in use. (I am a railfan, and have been since I was a child.) —Horseshoe Curve has a web-cam, but it’s awful.
  • My siblings all declare Wal*Mart is the greatest store in the entire universe, and that I’m reprehensible because I rarely shop there. (It’s too inconvenient and occasionally difficult and/or surly.)
  • Our lawn is comprised of five segments: -1) the front (in front of the house); -2) the “Back 40,” a large segment behind our house, and outside the fenced-in dog-pen and garden; -3) and -4) the north and south “wings,” fairly large segments to the north and south of our house; and -5) the small area behind our house that’s fenced in as a dog-pen. (Linda mows that small area with the small Honda walk-behind mower, since the zero-turn damages it.)
  • Sunday, April 19, 2009

    “I’m married to an English Major!”

    Last night (Saturday, April 18, 2009) the local TV news celebrated the fact some bagel-joint was the first Green business in the Rochester area.
    It had significantly reduced its water consumption, stopped using styrofoam, and was going to institute the use of reusable cups.
    “Aw, man......” I thought to myself.
    “I ain’t drinkin’ outta somebody else’s cup,” my wife snapped.
    We know what they meant, but that wasn’t what was said.
    “I’m married to an English Major,” I said.
    “Okay, you’re welcome to use Table Four now. They’re done with their cups.”
    (No Bagel-Bin for us!)

  • My wife of 41+ years is “Linda.”
  • Saturday, April 18, 2009

    Saab-story

    (Another case of INSANE driving to report.)

    (But this was far ahead, and didn’t effect me at all.)

    I’m headed west on 5&20, returning from mighty Weggers and the Canandaigua YMCA. (Friday, April 17, 2009.)
    Far ahead is a black Saab that had a “Swedish-American” license-plate surround. (It passed me on the Bypass.)
    Down the hill out of Canandaigua toward Centerville; past Hopkins Road.
    Suddenly the Saab jerks madly to the left into the adjacent lane — it’s a two-lane highway.
    A pickup is coming down the opposite hill toward the Saab, but it looks like there’s enough room to pass if the Saab wedged ahead of the car that was just ahead.
    But no; the Saab ain’t doin’ that; he’s got it floored to pass two cars.
    People start moving toward the shoulder to give this idiot room.
    He’s already into the double-yellow, starting uphill.
    Idiot jukes madly to the right, and everyone returns to their lanes.
    Gotta watch out for them Git-R-Dun engineers.

  • “5&20” is the main east-west road through our area; State Route 5 and U.S. Route 20, both on the same road. 5&20 is just south of where we live. —I use it to get to-and-from Canandaigua. It has a “Bypass” around Canandaigua.
  • “Mighty Weggers” is Wegmans, a large supermarket-chain based in Rochester we often buy groceries at. They have a store in Canandaigua.
  • I work out in the exercise gym at the Canandaigua YMCA.
  • “Centerville” is a tiny hamlet on 5&20 just west of Canandaigua.
  • My all-knowing, blowhard brother-from-Boston, the macho ad-hominem king, who noisily badmouths everything I do or say, is a “Git-R-Dun engineer.” The sort that disables the entire Florida power-grid to cure a power surge.
  • Union meeting

    Another regular monthly business meeting of my so-called “silly” bus-union at Regional Transit Service, comes-and-goes. (Thursday, April 16, 2009.)
    While driving bus (for 16&1/2 years [1977-1993] I drove transit bus for Regional Transit Service, the transit-bus operator in Rochester, NY) I belonged to Local 282, the Rochester division of the nationwide Amalgamated Transit Union (“What’s ‘ah-two’”).
    I get noisily castigated by my anti-union siblings for attending these meetings, since as a retiree I can’t vote.
    I attend these meetings to -1) support my union; and -2) remind my union officials that our pension hasn’t been increased in years.
    It can be. It isn’t fixed. But increasing it (or just changing it) has to be agreed to by both the Union and Transit management.
    The pension is well-funded enough to increase the payouts.
    I usually am the only retiree in attendance; and attend every meeting, more than the average union-member.
    I get loudly criticized for leaving a HUGE carbon footprint for future generations.
    Although I suspect my Low-Emissions Vehicle spews less pollutants over a 45-mile trip than my loud-mouthed brother’s 454 Chevelle spews just starting up.
    And then there is his blatting GeezerGlide, which has been reconfigured with complete disregard for pollution regulations.
    He’s trying to maximize power output, and carbon-footprint be damned.
    We know, because it stinks.
    It ain’t the smell of unburned gasoline.
    It ain’t running rich.
    But it does stink!
    And then there was that noisome blast down Route 65 from our house to 5&20: popping and missing and fuming loudly.
    It ran better stock, before he started tuning with his ballpeen.
    Chairing the meeting was Radical-Dude, now union vice-president Ray Dunbar (“done-BAR”).
    Dunbar was my long-ago compatriot in my union newsletter.
    It was his idea.
    I ran with it, slamming together a union newsletter with Microsoft Word®.
    Dunbar and I would “print” 400 copies on the Union’s copier, and then collate everything.
    Then we’d pass it out at Transit at 4:30 in the morning.
    It was a lotta work, but great fun.
    Dunbar would truck it around to local politicos, who’d then call up Transit to ask what was going on.
    Causing weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth among Transit managers.
    Per them, everything was hunky-dory at Transit, but then there was our union newsletter, which said otherwise.
    “Don’t read that stuff!” the Transit PR-guy shouted. “Just a buncha union activists!”
    Most notable was our cartoon of the engine-cradle falling out of a bus in the Overhaul Shop.
    Usually that kind of stuff got hidden.
    We had immense powah!
    The pen is always mightier than the sword.
    We had Transit running amuck.
    Management would get my newsletter to see what they had to quash.
    Dunbar was chairing the meeting because our two union officials were at a conference in Albany.
    The bus-drivers are always complaining the Union is selling them out.
    I counted only four Regional Transit employees at the meeting I was at — five if you include me.
    There were five Lift-Line employees. Lift-Line is our Rochester Dial-a-Bus service, and their employees belong to 282. Lift-Line is affiliated with Transit.
    Dunbar said only 27 attended the meetings (there are three meetings); that’s 27 out of 600 or so members.
    I attend these meetings partly for the verbal fireworks; the yelling and screaming and threats of fisticuffs.
    Fireworks this time were by a Lift-Line employee I had never seen before in my entire life; about how the Union should get it’s act together, and not take any guff from management.
    This is what usually happens, a never before seen union-member shows up and makes a fuss.
    “Can’t we sue them clowns? Too many arbitrations.”
    “We have to follow the Labor-Law,” Dunbar said. “We have to arbitrate before we can sue.”
    “Our union officials are in cahoots with management. Our interests count for nothing,” he bellowed. “No one ever listens to us. Thousands should be marching in front of Transit.”
    “Um, 27 out of 600,” I thought to myself. I usually just sit quietly with my hands folded, but almost noted that in this case.
    My support of my union comes out of up-close-and-personal interface with management madness; observed doing my newsletter.
    This is what usually happens.
    Become involved in union activities, and ya become a supporter.
    Even my friend the “sanctimonious zealot” has become part of it.
    “Sanctimonious zealot” is a tub-thumping born-again Catholic Christian zealot — if that’s plausible.
    But now as a Union Drivers’ Representative, he’s become a union activist.
    I love hearing him rail about various management cardinal sins.

  • “What’s ‘ah-two?’” is something my mother asked seeing my ATU (Amalgamated Transit Union) button.
  • My siblings are all flagrantly anti-union.
  • My “loud-mouthed brother” is my all-knowing, blowhard brother-from-Boston, the macho ad-hominem king, who noisily badmouths everything I do or say. He has a classic 1971 454 cubic inch SS Chevelle, but claims I’m grossly polluting the atmosphere by driving to “silly” union-meetings. (”Silly” is his put-down.)
  • “GeezerGlide” is what I call all Harley Davidson ElectraGlide cruiser-bikes. My brother-from-Boston has a very laid back Harley Davidson cruiser-bike, and, like many Harley Davidson riders, is over 50 (51). So I call it his GeezerGlide. —It’s been heavily modified to increase power.
  • The “noisome blast down Route 65 from our house to 5&20” took place two summers ago. We live on State Route 65 in West Bloomfield (a small rural town in Western New York), and “5&20” is the main east-west road through our area; State Route 5 and U.S. Route 20, both on the same road. 5&20 is just south of where we live. —He was gonna take 5&20 back toward home. He had visited me with other siblings.
  • RE: “Before he started tuning with his ballpeen.....” —My macho blowhard brother is known to fix things with a liberally-applied ballpeen hammer.
  • RE: “My union newsletter.......” —During my final year at Transit I did a voluntary union newsletter called the “282-News.”
  • Bus-drivers reported for duty at “4:30 in the morning” to be assigned buses that pulled out at 4:45 or so.
  • “Local politicos” are local politicians.
  • “Immense powah” is immense power.
  • The “conference in Albany” was probably about some bus-transit funding issue, or safety issue.
  • RE: “The bus-drivers are always complaining the Union is selling them out......” —The bus-drivers are pretty much on-their-own all day, so always badmouth the union what little time they are together. They aren’t very union oriented, being on-their-own most times.
  • There are three regular monthly business meetings, on union-meeting day, interspersed throughout the day — one in the morning, one at 3 p.m., and one at night. I attend the one at night.
  • “Sanctimonious zealot” is my friend Dominick Zarcone (“zar-CONE”), a tub-thumping born-again Catholic Christian zealot. He began driving bus shortly after me, and is still driving. —He can be rather sanctimonious, but is otherwise okay; a good friend. (He reminds me of my father.) He was elected a Union Drivers’ Representative, acting as an attorney for bus-drivers in disputes with Transit management. He seems to accept my not being as holy as him.

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  • Friday, April 17, 2009

    Poop Police

    On mornings I don’t go to the YMCA, we (or I) take our dog to the so-called elitist country-club for a long hike around the park.
    Which means yesterday (Thursday, April 16, 2009) I took the dog to the park alone, since Linda was working all day at the post-office.
    We hiked all around the park, up the long East Pond Trail along the eastern shore of the East Pond, atop the two dam dikes that comprise the East and West Pond dams, and then back down the long West Pond Trail along the western shore of the West Pond.
    It’s about four miles, maybe five, and is somewhat challenging. The ravines are bridged, but the footing is horrible; all roots and muddy sloughs and steep embankments. —I’ve yet to do it without rubbers.
    Years ago we (or I) went around twice, but that was with Tracy and Sassy, both of whom could run loose.
    Killian reduced me to one lap, since he had to be leashed, and was always pulling.
    Scarlett also has to be leashed, and pulls fairly hard.
    I keep getting older, so now I am worn out at two-thirds the distance; but can do it.
    The footing is so treacherous I’m left with sore calves.
    We approach the Boughton Road parking-lot; almost done.
    A helicopter cruises loudly overhead. It appears to be the State Police, not the medevac chopper.
    We navigate the trail to the parking-lot, and a giant traffic-jam is taking place at the east entrance (there are two).
    Rubber burns, and an Ontario County Crown Vic roars west on Boughton Road, full throttle, moaning loudly with induction noise.
    I tread gingerly into the parking-lot, and see an Ontario County dippity’s Crown Vic parked randomly.
    89 bazilyun cars are zooming in, including a State Police SUV and a Crown Vic, blue lights flashing on its light-bar.
    “Uh-ohhhhh,” I think.
    My dog is on a leash, and my car has a parking sticker.
    “Just a drill,” smiling officer-friendly* says.
    And here I thought it might be the official response to my dog defecating atop the West Pond dam.
    The state Police helicopter is circling the West Pond.

    *Officer-friendly was a surprise. Not the usual scowling thug or converted school bully I usually see. Were it not for his dark uniform and holstered side-arm, I woulda never known he was a cop.

  • I work out in the exercise gym at the Canandaigua YMCA.
  • Our current dog is “Scarlett;” a rescue Irish-Setter. She’s almost four, and is our sixth Irish-Setter. “Tracy and Sassy” are dogs number two and three; “Killian” was number five, our first rescue dog.
  • “The so-called elitist country-club” is nearby Boughton (“BOW-tin” as in “ow”) Park, where I run and we walk our dog. It was called that long ago by an editor at the Canandaigua Daily-Messenger newspaper, where I once worked, because it will only allow taxpayers of the three towns that own it to use it. We are residents of one of those towns, and to use it you have to have a parking-sticker.
  • “Linda” is my wife of 41+ years. Like me she’s retired, but she works part-time at the West Bloomfield post-office. (We live in the rural town of West Bloomfield [in Ontario County] in Western New York. —West Bloomfield is one of the three towns that own Boughton Park.)
  • Thursday, April 16, 2009

    Mike Green

    Yesterday (Wednesday, April 15, 2009; Tax Day) another quarterly meeting of the dreaded Alumni came-and-went.
    The so-called “Alumni” are the union retirees (Local 282, the Rochester local of the nationwide Amalgamated Transit Union) of Regional Transit Service (“Transit”) in Rochester, N.Y. (For 16&1/2 years [1977-1993] I drove transit bus for Regional Transit Service [RTS], the transit-bus operator in Rochester, NY.) The Alumni was a reaction to the fact Transit management retirees ran roughshod over union retirees — a continuation of the bad vibes at Transit: management versus union.
    Transit had a club for long-time employees, and I was in it. It was called the “15/25-year Club;” I guess at first the “25-year Club.” But they lowered the employment requirement, and renamed it “15/25-year Club.” The employment requirement was lowered even more; I joined at 10 years. My employ there ended in 1993 with my stroke; and the “Alumni” didn’t exist then. The Alumni is a special club — you have to join.
    It was held, as always, at the vaunted Blue Horizon Diner across from the Rochester International Airport; a diner badly in need of Ty Pennington.
    Everything seems dusty and moldy, as if it’s been that way since the Disco Era.
    The Rest Rooms look like holding-cells from Guantánamo — no windows; the electricity has to work.
    The Rest Room door hung ajar until I slammed it shut, the booth-door lock didn’t work, and the toilet-seat came off in my hand.
    The single bare bulb looked some something Thomas Edison had invented.
    The toilet looked like it hadn’t been cleaned in years; what I could see of it in the dim light.
    At least it flushed, although it made a gurgling sound.
    I didn’t have to take off the lid and jiggle the plunger.
    Jets flew low overhead on final approach to Runway 22.
    Our meeting was in a lounge with a bar, although they weren’t serving drinks.
    Every once in a while, everything went dark, as someone flipped the wrong light-switch.
    That lounge was another dungeon; no windows.
    Mike Green
    The Monroe County District Attorney, one Mike Green (pictured), a media-star, had come, ostensibly to talk about Senior scams.
    Green runs a HUGE operation; 80 attorneys. They prosecute crimes; misdemeanors and felonies, including murders.
    It woulda been one of his minions, but his visit was arranged by previous Transit head-honcho, Don Riley, who also was there, and had made use of his political connections.
    “I’ve been granted a reprieve by my probation officer,” Riley said; “since I threatened to kill Joe and Frank (Local 282’s officers) so many times.
    And the empty chairs are people avoiding arrest for skipping probation,” Riley added. “They’ll return after Green leaves.”
    Green started with his tax joke.
    “IRS agents wanted to prosecute people who haven’t paid taxes. They opened the Yellow Pages and started calling attorneys at random.
    Sure enough, they found a slew of attorneys that hadn’t paid their taxes.”
    The meeting was supposed to be about Senior scams, but was more a campaign event. (The Monroe County DA is elected.)
    Green bewailed reform of the Rockefeller Drug Laws, that are being reformed because they supposedly toss the undeserving in jail.
    “We rarely jail the low-grade user. We try to get them into Rehab.
    The ones we jail are the kingpins.”
    Finally, the meeting turned to Senior scams.
    “Be very careful,” Green said. “Scammers are ‘phishing;’ putting up Internet web-sites that mimic bank web-sites. It’s a way to steal your identity.
    Call the bank first, and see if they asked for an update.”
    “What about these e-mails I get saying I’ve won 89 bazilyun dollars, and all I hafta do is send $1,500 to begin collection?” someone asked.
    “Probably from Kenya,” Green said.
    “DELETE!” I shouted. “If I don’t recognize the sender, I trash it immediately, and that includes the stuff supposedly from PayPal.”
    Vinnie Arena (“ah-REE-nuh”) a fellow retired bus-driver who started shortly after me, and once got mugged in the driver-seat by punks, said he responded to the 89 bazilyun dollar e-mails by suggesting the sender skim off what they need, and send the remainder.
    “NOT THIS KID!” I said. “Respond to such an e-mail, and they think they hooked one.”
    “And what about all the credit-card offers, and notification of HUGE inheritances mailed from Nepal?” someone asked.
    “IN THE SHREDDER!” I said. “There is no free lunch! If it looks suspicious, it is.”
    The discussion turned to “sexting.” (I don’t know what this has to do with Senior scams.)
    “People have no idea how serious this is,” Green said.
    “Someone snaps an innocent though pornographic picture, and soon it’s on every teenager’s cellphone.
    My suggestion is talk to your kids. I did, and my kids were dumbfounded I knew what ‘sexting’ was.”
    “One more question,” Riley said.
    “We always appreciated the efforts of Mike when we lost Mary Jackson,” Joe said. (Joe Carey [“CARRY”] is the president of Local 282.)
    Bus-driver Mary Jackson was killed on duty by a bus-passenger. That passenger was later charged with murder and imprisoned.
    “We got justice,” Green said.
    “Yeah, but now he’s back on-the-street,” someone said.
    “He is,” another added.
    “Isn’t there some way we can put these thugs in the slammer, and throw away the key?” someone asked.
    “Not under the current laws,” Green said. “Serve two-thirds of your sentence with good behavior, and you’re eligible for parole.
    The only way to reverse that is change the law.”

  • RE: “Dreaded Alumni......” —All my siblings are anti-union. The “Alumni” are retired union employees.
  • I had a stroke October 26, 1993.
  • “Don Riley” succeeded Jack Garrity after Garrity retired, which was after my stroke. “Riley” retired not too long ago, and was replaced by one of his minions. The only one I ever knew was “Jack Garrity;” somewhat a jerk, but at least a bus-driver in his past. Riley was a retired Town Manager, with no bus-driving experience whatsoever. His successor is even more out-of-touch.
  • Joe Carey (“CARRY”) and Frank Falzone (“foul-ZONE”).
  • “The Rockefeller Drug Laws” are drug-laws that were passed under the administration of Nelson Rockefeller in 1973 as Governor of N.Y. state. They are rather stringent.

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  • Wednesday, April 15, 2009

    Default PDF reader

    For some time we’ve been doing our income-tax on fillable PDFs.
    For example, we get a Form 1040 and Schedule A off the Internet as fillable PDFs, and then fill in on our ‘pyooter.
    This gets into why the form isn’t self-calculating.
    Seems it could be, but it’s not yet.
    What we do is a penciled-in trial run, and then fill in the PDF from that.
    It requires proofing, what we used to do when I filled it in by hand years ago.
    There are two of us.
    I do the PDFs, and then Linda proofs.
    I have to keep the PDF open, since I can’t save the filled-in form, shut off, and fire up my filled-in PDF when I boot up.
    Shut off, and I have fill in the entire PDF again — start from scratch.
    If I made an error in transferring figures, my filled-in PDF has to be open to edit.
    Can’t save it.
    Maybe eventually the Feds will make the filled-in PDFs savable, like some of the N.Y. State forms are.
    Gotta watch what your web search turns up, as often the PDFs are a prior-year tax-form. I saw one for 1997.
    We had to jump through hoops to get 2008.
    Federal income tax was done and filed some time ago.
    That was because they owed us money.
    I let the N.Y. State income tax wait, because we owed them money.
    I filed it today (Wednesday, April 15, 2009; Tax Day).
    Last night (Tuesday, April 14, 2009), I was filling in the N.Y. State tax forms, IT-150, etc.
    We had to download a form — IT-2105.9.
    What usually happens is the download asks -A) open with the default PDF reader, which is 5.0 (an antique); or -B) just save to desktop.
    I just save to desktop, since I can then open the saved PDF with my current PDF reader, which is (was) 6.0.
    I upgraded to 6.0 some time ago. Seems 5.0 was a hairball; didn’t support the fill-in function or something.
    “That’s funny,” Linda said. “Seems when you upgraded that would make 6.0 the default reader.”
    But it didn’t — or I missed something. (I had a stroke.)
    With 6.0 on, I noticed a tab for upgrading to 7.0. “Why not? Do it now. It’s free!”
    Oh, why not? I click the tab, and it wants to upgrade me to 9.0.
    “Download now!” Boom-zoom. “Installing 9.0 on hard-drive.”
    I still have 5.0 and 6.0; both of which I hope to toss someday.
    Drag 9.0 application into “Dock;” vaporize 6.0.
    Now the question is if 9.0 has become my default PDF reader.
    If not, can I make it so?

    (“9.0 is not your current default PDF reader. Do ya wanna replace 5.0 with 9.0?” YES!)

  • “PDF” is “Portable-Document-Format;” sort of a photograph of a document.
  • “‘Pyooter” equals computer.
  • “Linda” is my wife of 41+ years. She majored in college in English and History.
  • A “PDF reader” is a computer software application for displaying PDFs — mine is Adobe®.
  • “Save to desktop” is Personal-Computer lingo. A computer-file can get saved to various places; e.g. the computer’s “desktop;” the display you usually see.
  • I had a stroke October 26, 1993, and it partially destroyed my brain. I always say I’m running on what’s left (other parts still alive take up doing what the destroyed parts did). —My ability to stay on top of things is compromised.
  • The “hard-drive” is the major personal-computer storage medium — it’s magnetic.
  • The “Dock” is an Apple OS-X term (“OS-X” is Apple Computer’s most recent personal-computer operating system). A bar exists on one side (or bottom) of the computer desktop display, where software application icons are stored, and when mouse-clicked they fire up the software application. A frequently-used software application’s icon can be dragged out of the hard-drive folder, and added to the “Dock.” (It’s a fast way of firing up a frequently used software application.)

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  • Monday, April 13, 2009

    Monthly Calendar Report for April 2009


    Rockville Bridge. (Photo by Roger Durfee.)

    —The April 2009 entry of my Norfolk Southern Employees calendar is one of the best Rockville Bridge pictures I’ve ever seen.
    Rockville Bridge is the Pennsylvania Railroad’s crossing of the Susquehanna River north of Harrisburg, PA.
    The bridge pictured is iteration number-three, opened in 1902, at the time of its completion the longest stone-arch masonry bridge in the world.
    It’s comprised of 48 equal length 70-foot limestone arches, and is 3,820 feet long. —That’s almost three-quarters of a mile.
    It’s visible in my Google satellite images, a long thin straight line across the river. There is a train on it.
    (I suppose I should fly the Google satellite image.)


    That’s the Rockville Bridge across the river. (There’s a train on it.) (Screenshot of Google satellite image.)

    Iteration number-one was all wood, and opened in 1849, and was only two tracks wide.
    It was replaced by iteration number-two, iron, also only two tracks wide.
    By the late 19th century, Pennsy was moving mountains of traffic, so a two-track bridge was a bottleneck.
    Other bridges had been built, south, mainly to a freight-yard across from Harrisburg on the west bank of the river — Enola (“aye-NOLE-uh”)
    Freight from the east would diverge from the old Pennsy main east of Lancaster near Parkesburg (“PARKS-berg”) and cross the river south of Harrisburg. It would then travel north along the west bank of the river to Enola.
    The current bridge is 52 feet wide, and accommodated four tracks at first. It was also used as a line from Enola to Williamsport and north. That’s the old Northern Central route from Baltimore, which at first had it’s own river crossing north of Marysville. When Pennsy got Northern Central, nearby Rockville Bridge replaced that old Northern Central river crossing.
    Piers still exist, and I think that original Northern Central bridge was covered (only one track). —I’ve seen old photographs.
    So Rockville serves two purposes: -a) it’s the old Pennsy main out of Harrisburg west, and -b) it’s also the line north to Williamsport.
    Conrail reduced it to three tracks in the ‘80s when the old Pennsy main across Pennsylvania was rationalized and rebuilt.
    Norfolk Southern, a successor to Conrail, reduced it to two tracks after a shipping container blew off an intermodal car into the river.
    The two tracks are in the center of the bridge, which allows adjacent space for a container to fall into instead of the river.
    So Rockville is still wide enough for four tracks, but only has two.
    Look at it and you realize probably the only thing that could remove it is a direct hit from a nuclear warhead.
    It’s withstood floods, with the river raging.
    It’s always been a challenge to photograph.
    To get the whole bridge, you have to go far away, in which case the bridge becomes a narrow strip across your photograph.
    Another option is to look out across the bridge from an end, in which case -a) the river gets lost from being too high, and/or -b) the bridge is so long the other end disappears. FlickR has a nighttime image taken from the end down alongside an arch — it’s fairly dramatic, but loses the opposite end.
    About the only way you can successfully photograph it is what we have here, about five arches of the 48.
    The other requirement for a good photograph of Rockville Bridge is to include the river it crosses; which we have here.
    This appears to have been shot from upstream. The bridge piers are aimed upriver, and would be illuminated in the late afternoon, as they are here.
    The Susquehanna is wide, but not very deep.
    It’s not navigable by ocean-going vessels.
    Which is why Rockville Bridge doesn’t include a channel crossing, and can be the same height as the railroad on the shore; i.e. not very high.
    Rockville is now over 100 years old, and is in effect a dam to upstream navigation by anything other than small boats.
    It was added to the National Register of Historic Places in 1975.


    1937 Talbot-Lago T150C SS.”

    —I was originally gonna run the April 2009 entry of my Oxman legendary sportscar calendar last, but every time I look at it I think “Yow-zuh!”
    Boobie-prize because it’s a late ‘30s car, and ‘30s cars are usually not inspiring to look at.
    Fatuous Hitler Mercedes and such.
    But this car is the most successful styling effort of its era; a 1937 Talbot-Lago T150C SS, originally built for the daughter of the Maharajah of Khapurthala.
    Talbot-Lago is French, and the car is sweeping and dramatic.
    Figoni et Filaschi (the body-maker) crafted a body entirely of aluminum, complete with skirting, even for the front wheels.
    It looks great even though it has a flat-glass two-piece windshield, and suicide doors.
    The Maharajah’s daughter frequently had the car repainted to match her gowns.
    The car eventually made it to America, where it graced the cover of Road & Track magazine in 1952.
    They also road-tested it; and it achieved 117 mph, not that fast, but not bad for a late 1930s car.
    It’s now owned by the Nethercutt Collection.
    Imagine shaping the panels for those front fenders.
    And one wonders how much turning-radius it had with those skirts — and the fenders were also quite narrow too.
    Talbot-Lago was the French successor when the Anglo-French STD (Sunbeam-Talbot-Darracq) combine collapsed in 1935.
    The French Talbot company was reorganized by Anthony Lago — an engineer, and quite good.
    It lasted for years, and even raced Gran Prix after the war.
    The T150C-SS was designed by Walter Becchia, and had significant sporting innovations, namely independent suspension (as opposed to buckboard suspension, as was common at that time).
    But most extraordinary is its appearance: rolling sculpture.


    The greatest propeller airplane of all time! (Photo by Philip Makanna©)

    —The April 2009 entry of my Ghosts WWII warbirds calendar is the greatest propeller airplane of all time, although I think the Lockheed Constellation is comparable.
    What would the Ghosts WWII warbirds calendar be without a P51 Mustang in it?
    I have to run that incredible sound-file again: P51 sound-file.
    Every American, by law, should be required to see, and hear, a P51 Mustang fly.
    I did years ago at the Geneseo Airshow, a gathering of classic airplanes.
    That thing was doing swooping 500+ mph powerdives, and hammerhead stalls.
    I will never forget it.I’m takin’ that thing to my grave!
    Pictured is good old “Big Beautiful Doll,” one of the many P51 Mustangs still airworthy.
    I think “Big Beautiful Doll” was at that airshow, and may have been the one doing aerobatics.
    The P51 Mustang was a response to the fact fighter-planes couldn’t accompany Allied bombers on their runs over Germany.
    Not enough range, so the bombers were easy targets for German Messerschmitts.
    Needed was a fighter-plane with range similar to the bombers, and that was the P51 Mustang.
    The first Mustangs used the Allison V12 motor, which performed poorly at high altitude.
    The Mustang was much better with the Rolls-Royce Merlin V12, signed over to Packard for American production.
    And Packard made it even better; 1,695 horsepower, as opposed to less.
    It’s the incredible unmuffled crackle of that Packard-Merlin that stands out.
    And it’s spinning that gigantic four-bladed propeller — although I’ve seen Mustangs with five-bladed props, and counter-rotating double props.
    “Big Beautiful Doll” apparently isn’t the original “Big Beautiful Doll” as flown by WWII fighter ace Col. John Landers.
    It’s a restoration of a Nicaraguan airplane, although P51s did service in air-forces all over the world.
    Landers flew various fighter-planes, including P38 Lightnings, all named “Big Beautiful Doll.”
    —Including a P51 Mustang.
    Watch, and hear, a P51 Mustang fly, impostor or not, and you never forget it.
    But as my friend Tim Belknap (“bell-nap”) says, gorgeous and graceful as they are, they were instruments of death. Their mission was to shoot down enemy planes. They carry machine-guns.


    The Dick-Flint Roadster.

    —The April 2009 entry in my Oxman hot-rod calendar is perhaps the most famous hot-rod of all time, the fabulous 1929 Model-A track roadster built by Dick Flint.
    The car was built in 1950 by Dick Flint of Valley Customs in southern California, first as a lakester.
    It was originally raced at El Mirage Dry Lake, which later became Edwards Air Force Base. Sometimes the Shuttle gets landed at Mirage, after which it gets shipped back to Florida atop a 747.
    One time the car achieved 143.54 at Mirage.
    It achieved 143.4 in 1951 at Bonneville Salt Flats in Utah.
    Flint managed to get three Model A roadsters, out of which he built this one car.
    The car was unique in that it had a full aluminum belly-pan, and that nose in the shape of a racecar. —It too was aluminum.
    At first the car had a hot-rodded 1940 Mercury Flat-Head, and it appeared on the cover of Hot Rod Magazine in May, 1952.
    By then it had been converted back into a street-rod.

    The car became part of the National Hot Rod Association moniker, as pictured at left.
    Eventually the car changed hands, and a later owner swapped out the Flat-Head for a Small-Block Chevy.
    Thankfully, as pictured here, the car has been returned to original specification with a Flat-Head.
    The car is now owned by Don Orosco.


    Out of the way. (M.D. McCarter Photo Collections©.)

    —The April 2009 entry of my Audio-Visual Designs B&W All-Pennsy Calendar is two Pennsylvania Railroad GG1 electric locomotives at Union Station in Washington, D.C. waiting to take trains north on what is now known as “The Corridor.”
    The image is 1943.
    Anyone who reads this blog knows that I think the Pennsylvania Railroad’s GG1 electric locomotive is the greatest locomotive of all time.
    That’s because I saw so many as a teenager, and every time I did they were pushing 90-100 mph.
    It’s 1943, so these engines still have the original cat-whisker scheme promulgated by industrial-designer Raymond Loewy.


    The painters hadn’t gotten around to this one yet. (Photo by the so-called “old guy” with his father’s Kodak Hawkeye.)

    I saw only one cat-whisker GG1, in 1960, at Wilmington Station, pictured above.
    During the late ‘50s the railroad converted all the GG1s to a single-stripe scheme — with large lettering and a large PRR keystone. Much easier to maintain than five pinstripes.
    Railfan scuttlebutt says the cat-whisker scheme is prettier, but I don’t think the single-stripe scheme looks bad.
    It’s the same curvature and layout as Loewy.
    Every GG1 I ever saw, except the one pictured, was the single-stripe scheme.
    The picture is at Washington Union Station. The two trains are about the depart for the charge up to New York City, or maybe just Philadelphia or Baltimore.
    WHATEVER, they’ll soon be boomin-and-zoomin’. Out the terminal is the fastest segment.
    And ya can be sure if I had ever driven one, them chains on the front man-door woulda been rearranged to hang straight.
    They were threaded through rubber hoses, and usually were askew.
    BUT NOT WITH THIS KID!
    A GG1 blasting past was the ultimate rush, and they had to look the part.


    1970 Pontiac G-T-O Judge Ram-Air IV. (Photo by David Newhardt.)

    —The April 2009 entry in my Motorbooks Musclecars calendar is a 1970 Pontiac G-T-O Judge Ram-Air IV.
    By 1970 the Pontiac G-T-O was old news.
    The G-T-O was introduced in the 1964 model-year, but by 1970 everybody and his brother was manufacturing musclecars much like the G-T-O.
    G-T-O stands for Gran Turismo Omologato; the G-T-O name cribbed from Ferrari, who had manufactured a special G-T-O model to meet the G-T-O racing regulations. (The Ferrari is pictured below.)


    G-T-O Ferrari.

    G-T-O racing was racing with regular cars that had been “homologated” (“huh-MAHL-uh-gated: — “omologato”), although Ferrari was coming about it in a different way than Pontiac.
    The Pontiac was also homologated for racing, and one ran fairly successfully in the SCCA Trans-Am series, a car entered by Pontiac engineer Herb Adams and driven by Bob Tullius. (That car is pictured.)

    The Gray Ghost.
    But Ferrari was modifying racecars to meet the G-T-O specification; mainly accommodation for luggage, although I’m sure more than that was required.
    Ferrari would cobble a bin into its sports-racing cars that could take the specified suitcase. It was a joke — hardly acceptable — but it met the rules.
    Car & Driver Magazine caused a sensation, and established itself, by comparing a Ferrari G-T-O and Pontiac G-T-O head-to-head.
    They also declared the Pontiac G-T-O the winner — sacrilege — although the Pontiac was a cheater.
    It had a hot-rodded 421 Pontiac engine instead of the standard 389.
    The Pontiac G-T-O became a phenomenal marketing sensation, and extremely successful.
    It was the first “musclecar,” a hot-rod you could buy from your dealer. (Although there were earlier factory hot-rods; e.g. the 409-Chevy in the 1961 model-year — and the first real musclecar was the Chrysler 300 in the middle ‘50s, although it was very expensive.)
    But as a sportscar the G-T-O was abysmal. A friend at Transit had one, and said it was great in a straight line, but in the turns it spun like a whirling dervish.
    Early G-T-Os came with triple two-barrel carbs — impossible to keep synchronized.
    The car pictured is rare, a 1970 G-T-O Judge Ram-Air IV convertible, 400 cubic inches, 370 hp.
    Ram-Air meant the single four-barrel carburetor was charged by outside air through the hood-scoops. (Outside air is cooler, and therefore denser.)
    By 1970 the G-T-O name was ordinary, so Pontiac fielded “the Judge.”
    The Judge was a special G-T-O meant to go head-to-head with all the other musclecars on the market, like from Buick, Chevrolet, Oldsmobile, Plymouth, Dodge and Ford/Mercury.
    Of interest to me personally are the Firestone Wide-Oval tires, which I’m sure were stock on the application. (The car was restored to original-stock as delivered by the factory.)
    Wide-Ovals were the first attempt by tire-makers to offer a wide tread. I think they were still bias-ply.
    My ‘72 Chevrolet Vega GT had them, and they were awful in the rain. If it rained, they were a handful — slippery as the dickens.
    So bad I got Pirelli CN36 radial tires — recommended by Car & Driver Magazine as the best.
    I also deep-sixed the original shocks, which were so worn out they were spaghetti. I installed Koni® shocks, the best non-gas-pressurized shocks money could buy at that time.
    Those tires and shocks made all the difference in the world.
    Like all Vegas ya didn’t dare let the engine overheat (since it was aluminum, and would warp); and it rusted to smithereens, so much the front-end collapsed.
    But it was a great car; one of the best I’ve ever owned.
    I sold it as junk, but kept the rear hatch.
    I still have it in my cellar — I was gonna hang it on the wall.
    I replaced the windshield on that thing once, and got so I could set the ignition-points by eye. I even rebuilt the carburetor, and replaced the Gilmer timing-belt (it was overhead-cam). —I still have the belt-tensioner in my toolbox.
    It handled great, except for jumping sideways in corners.
    It would take a set, and dig in.
    Rock-solid it was — the car I had before that (a Triumph TR250 sportscar) was as flexible as an aluminum ladder.
    Wide-Ovals may be stock on a Judge Ram Air IV, but in my humble experience they were awful. The owner of this car better not drive it in the rain; he’ll be in the trees!
    Also interesting to me is that this car has the Endura front bumper.
    The 1970 model-year was the first time anyone installed the Endura front-bumper, and it was installed on the G-T-O, but not the Tempest, which the G-T-O is based on.
    The Endura front-bumper is body color, and looks almost like the bumperless hot-rods of yore.
    Except ya could bump into things without damage. (It’s rubberized foam in a plastic-rubber casing.)
    Of course, they couldn’t sustain a heavy impact; steel bumpers can’t either.
    The car still has a chromed steel rear bumper, but that Endura bumper looks great.


    Train 11 awaits departure in Roanoke for Winston Salem, NC. It’s July of 1957. (Photo by O. Winston Link)

    —Sorry Link, but the April 2009 entry of my O. Winston Link “Steam and Steel” calendar gets my boobie prize this time, largely because it’s the standard three-quarter view Link usually eschewed.
    I almost didn’t run it, but my railfan readers would be appalled.
    A standard three-quarter view is to plop the camera trackside in front of the train, so the locomotive dominates, and the train falls away behind.
    Except in this case, the train is standing still, so Link had time to set up his unwieldy view-camera and tripod, and then optimize his picture.
    Most standard three-quarter views are of moving trains, and the photographer has to guess the optimal train position.
    And then shoot at the right moment.
    In my experience ya shoot too early — an error that can be offset with multiple shots.
    But Link didn’t have multiple shots back then, nor did anyone else.
    Motor-Drive didn’t come into use until the late ‘60s.
    Of interest to me is that the humble K2a steam-locomotive, a 4-8-2 Mountain #117, has the same streamlining as the phenomenal Js, 4-8-4.
    Usually I don’t like streamlining on a steam-locomotive, as most look awful.
    But the streamlining on this locomotive, and the Js, looks great.
    The train is Train 11, Roanoke to Winston Salem, NC; over the fondly nicknamed “Punkin’ Vine,” because of all its twists and turns.

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    Sunday, April 12, 2009

    Leap

    Yesterday (Saturday, April 11, 2009) I made a great leap.
    Every afternoon I walk the dog up to Michael Prouty Park, and then back.
    And in so doing I pass the abode of my longtime neighbor Mr. Albert Blythe (“BLEYETH”).
    He’s a little older than me, and like me retired.
    He previously was a self-employed semi driver, and had his own rig (tractor).
    He used to “rubber” trailers and shipping-containers here and there.
    He owns quite a bit of land, and used to turn around and park his loads next to his house.
    We’re both retired, and whereas I like to write, Blythe likes to play with his many tractors.
    He has a slew. Usually his garage-door is open, and he’s inside tinkering, grinding and welding.
    Having stroke-addled speech, I usually keep to myself.
    This isn’t something the average person understands.
    To my siblings I’m 100% normal, and my assertion of stroke-addled speech is just reprehensibleness.
    My friend Gary Coleman (“COAL-min”) from Transit had multiple strokes, and I can hear it.
    It sounds pretty much like the old Gary I knew, but I can hear the slight choppiness in his speech, just like me.
    I introduced myself to Blythe some time ago, because he had complained to Billy across the street I was antisocial.
    I explained, as I have to hundreds, that I’d had a stroke, and since my speech was mucked up, I tend to not communicate much.
    Last week Blythe towed a giant heavy roller with a tractor up our road from his house to Billy’s.
    He thereafter rolled Billy’s lawn, a thing the recently deceased 94 year old nosy neighbor used to do every year.
    Old Vern would hitch a small roller to one of his many lawn-tractors, and roll his lawn.
    Vern died last Spring, and Billy didn’t roll the lawn last year.
    This year he had Blythe do it; a full-size tractor with a roller about 10 feet wide and three feet in diameter.
    We don’t roll our lawn, since we’ve heard negatory things about it.
    The back edge of the backyard of our mowed part, is a drainage swale with a ditch cut into it.
    Having been here almost 20 years, that ditch is almost filled in, and our wooded part to the south is always wet.
    Knowing Blythe had all those tractors, and seeing him roll Billy’s yard, I wondered if he could dig out our drainage-ditch.
    Blythe was inside his garage yesterday, tinkering and grinding.
    Usually I just walk by, but yesterday I treaded gingerly into his garage.
    Prepared to repeat myself as always — the bane of a stroke-survivor with compromised speech.
    I remember the drama at Tunnel Inn last summer when I had to park somewhere else.
    People thought I was mad when my speech became halting, and became angry and defensive themselves.
    Linda wasn’t there to speak for me, so I had to give up and walk away.
    I seem normal but my speech is compromised. I’ve had this happen “hunderds” of times.
    “I’ve got a minor proposition,” I said to him.
    “We got a drainage-ditch behind our house, and it’s all growed in.
    Far as I know, ya got a back-hoe. Think ya could dig it out?”
    “Well, lemme look,” he said. “I’ll be down in a few minutes.”
    I got Linda, since she understands this more than I do.
    “Usually ya hafta start at the end of the drainage-ditch, and work back,” he said.
    “I’m not in this for money, but we could probably do this.
    Ya do a lotta walkin’,” he said to me. “I should walk too; I’ve gotten too heavy.
    Seems ya had difficult health-problems yourself,” he observed.
    “But I’m still here,” I said.
    “My whole left side was dysfunctional, but I was pretty ornery about that, and I guess that’s why it came back.”

  • Our current dog is “Scarlett;” a rescue Irish-Setter. She’s almost four, and is our sixth Irish-Setter.
  • “Michael Prouty Park” is a town park near where we live. The land for it was donated by the Prouty family in honor of their deceased son (“Michael”) who used to play in that area. —It is mostly athletic fields, but has an open picnic pavilion. It’s maintained by the town. I walk our dog to and around it.
  • “To ‘rubber’” is to deliver trailers (freight) over the highway — rubber tires. (As opposed to railroad.)
  • I had a stroke October 26, 1993, and it slightly compromised my speech. (Difficulty putting words together.)
  • “Transit” equals Regional Transit Service, the transit-bus operator in Rochester, NY, where I drove transit-bus for 16&1/2 years (1977-1993). My stroke ended that.
  • Mr. “Blythe’s” many tractors are actually retired construction equipment, not farm-tractors (although one may be, but it’s small).
  • “Billy” is the only child of my neighbor across the street Vern Habecker (“HAH-bek-rrrr” — “our recently deceased 94 year old nosy neighbor”), who was always watching us. —I had a good time with Vern; always giving him the business. Billy lives in their house. He’s about 75 or so.
  • “Our” is me and my wife of 41+ years, “Linda.”
  • Tunnel Inn is a bed-and-breakfast in Gallitzin, PA, we stay at when visiting Horseshoe Curve, west of Altoona, PA, by far the BEST railfan spot I have ever been to. Horseshoe Curve is a national historic site. It was a trick used by the Pennsylvania Railroad to get over the Allegheny mountains without steep grades. Horseshoe Curve was opened in 1854, and is still in use. (I am a railfan, and have been since I was a child.) —I had gone to Horseshoe myself.
  • “Hunderd” is how my blowhard brother-from-Boston, the macho ad-hominem king, who badmouths everything I do or say, noisily insists “hundred” is spelled. —He’s a chronic misspeller. Insists spelling mistakes “don’t matter.” (Unless, of course, it was me who made the mistake.)
  • Saturday, April 11, 2009

    2025

    About five months ago, my digital watch went wonky.
    The time displayed was about one-hour eight-minutes behind the actual time.
    I set about resetting each of the time-zones, but finished it jumped back the hour and eight minutes.
    The watch is about five years old, and has the original battery.
    So I was thinking I might try to replace the battery, or even the watch.
    I took it back to the place I bought it, good old Medved (“med-ved”) Running Store.
    Long ago they suggested a jeweler who could replace the battery.
    “Why doncha just replace it yourself,” the clerk said. “I have.
    Just don’t swim with it. Ya probably won’t get it water-tight.”
    They showed me how to get it apart, so last Christmas I did.
    Removed the battery, which is about the size of a nickel. Same shape too.
    Don’t even know if a new battery will cure its wonkiness, but I’m gonna replace that battery.
    Months marched by.
    Various appointments, etc. put off getting a new battery.
    Also involved was the need to find a battery that would replace the old battery.
    That’s hours of research I don’t have.
    Yesterday (Friday, April 10, 2009) I decided to Froogle the battery; possibly avoid all the phonecall research.
    The battery-number is “2025,” so I crank “2025” into my Froogle. 89 bazilyun hits.
    Which do I try first?
    I guess I’ll try the cheapest: $1 per battery.
    I began filling in the order.
    “Can’t complete your order. Doesn’t meet our $25 limit.”
    I don’t want 25 batteries; so I try Ace.com; the place we bought our paper-towel holder.
    $1.20 for a single battery, with $12.57 shipping & handling.
    What are they gonna do? Deliver by helicopter?
    With a skirling bagpipe band?
    “Wheeze-wheeze; wee-eee-wheeze. Wheeze-wheeze; wheeze-wheeze.........
    HONK-BLATT!”
    So much for Ace.com.
    Try another. Package of six.
    Um, I only want one, not six.
    So far 15 minutes have been wasted. I don’t have all day to rifle through 89 bazilyun purchase options just to save a buck.
    Okay, R-E-I.com; the sports-place I bought my down parka from, although as I recall R-E-I didn’t come up in my Froogle down-parka search.
    $2.50 for a battery, with $5.99 shipping & handling.
    I’m sure my sister-in-law in northern Delaware will announce a cheaper hit — $2.50 is a bit much — but I don’t have all day to poke around.
    Bam-bam. “Submit order.”

  • “Froogle” is Google’s search-engine for products for sale.
  • “Medved Running Store” is the store in Rochester where I buy my running-stuff.
  • RE: “Our paper-towel holder.......” —We (my wife and I) bought a new paper-towel holder online at Ace.com.
  • My “sister-in-law in northern Delaware” is always noisily declaring her superiority at finding the cheapest price for things.
  • Thursday, April 09, 2009

    Flattened

    Yesterday morning (Wednesday, April 8, 2009) I noticed I had misspelled “weather” in a photo word-blurb.
    I had misspelled it as “wheather,” a fix to an earlier spelling of “whether,” which was the wrong word.
    The word was no longer editable, since it was part of a “flattened” Photoshop jpeg.
    Flattened, the text-file is no longer a text-file. The image-layer the text was on was merged (“flattened”) into the original image-layer.
    I.e. it’s become part of the original image; I can’t just edit it.
    Okay, fix it. I have two options:
    —1) Start over. I already have a “GrannyUzi” file, but I treated it some; mainly lightening shadows.
    Start over is maybe 10-15 minutes.
    —2) Obliterate the words in my completed word-blurb, and spell it right.
    Maybe 5-10 minutes.
    Okay, option two: engage ellipse tool, circle text with marching ants, and delete.
    Took maybe four ellipses, but I’m left with a blank word-blurb, which is white, the background color the word-blurb originally was.
    Okay, create text (new text-layer), with “weather” spelled right.
    Resize, center in word-blurb, and then flatten, so I can save it into a jpeg.
    But guess what! I can’t flatten it because all the written toolbar items are gone, a trick OS-X likes to do occasionally.
    This means a reboot. A 5-10 minute process is turning into 10-15 minutes, and I know how things are. That 10-15 minutes will stretch into 30-35 minutes.
    “How much time do I wanna waste?” I say.
    It’s already 10 a.m.
    Driving to the YMCA and parking takes about 25 minutes.
    Get there at 11:15 instead of 10:45, and I can’t do all the machines.
    I often can’t do all the machines with 10:45, although I have.
    Doing so means departure at 2 p.m. instead of by 1:45.
    At about this time the all-knowing Bluster-Boy will weigh noisily in, loudly suggesting I toss my so-called “silly MAC” into Canandaigua Lake; tower, keyboard, mouse, printer, monitor, speakers; the whole stinkin’ kabosh.
    And that’s despite my printer/monitor/speakers not being Apple®; being PC equipment.
    I should get a Gates PC, just like him, with Windoze© XP. (Not Vista, the OS-X imitator; heaven-forbid.) —After all, Jesus used a PC.

    “Yeah, the same arrangement as my rig,” Linda says; “that does similar things requiring reboot.
    Plus, as I recall, he’s been off-line for weeks at a time.”
    “Although that was a virus,” I say.
    “Virus once,” Linda says. “But there have been other times; usually big secrets.”
    “Yeah,” I say. “Kinda like his 454 not running. Lynn-Ellen spilled that.”
    “It’s just gonna have to fly misspelled for a while,” I add. “I don’t have time to fix it.
    Whereupon I get a snide put-down from Steno-Queen, or worse yet, the chronic misspeller from West Bridgewater.”
    The picture was fixed after I got back from the YMCA (and Weggers). —A slam-dunk; I had saved the layered file as a Photoshop document; a psd.

  • “Photoshop” is a computer software application for processing images. (What I actually have is “Photoshop Elements,” not the full “Photoshop.” —PE is enough for what I do.)
  • “Jpeg” is a compressed photo file; what is usually seen in ordinary average-user photo practice.
  • My “GrannyUzi” file is the picture in the blog below, of Sylvester Stallone bearing a machine gun with the face of “Granny” pasted on it. The file saved has an empty word-blurb I can create text on.
  • The so-called “marching ants” are the result of an area selection, like as done with the Photoshop ellipse tool. The area inside the “marching ants” can be deleted to the background color, which in this case was white; same as the word-blurb.
  • “OS-X” is the Apple operating-system my computer uses.
  • I work out in the Canandaigua YMCA exercise-gym. They have a circuit of Cybex strength-training machines, about 14; “the machines.”
  • “The all-knowing Bluster-Boy” is my blowhard brother-from-Boston, the macho ad-hominem king, who noisily badmouths everything I do or say. He lives in “West Bridgewater,” MA, south of Boston, and has a classic 1971 454 cubic-inch SS Chevelle musclecar, that apparently went not running. His wife’s name is “Lynn-Ellen.”—He often misspells — rarely uses a spellcheck — noisily insists correct spelling “doesn’t matter.”
  • “Linda” is my wife of 41+ years.
  • RE: “Silly MAC......” —All my siblings use Windows PCs, but I use an Apple MacIntosh, so am therefore reprehensible and stupid.
  • “Gates” is Bill Gates, head-honcho of Microsoft. A “Gates PC” is the usual personal computer (“PC”) architecture Microsoft wrote for.
  • “Windoze” is of course Microsoft Windows. Apple MacIntosh users call it that as a put-down, since it can be slow. XP is the fairly recent iteration of the Windows operating-system; although “Vista” is more recent, but not compatible with most business software. (It was made rather glitzy; similar to Apple’s OS-X.)
  • RE: “Jesus used a PC.....” —All my siblings are tub-thumping born-again Christians.
  • “Steno-Queen” is my brother-in-Delaware’s wife. She once was a stenographer, and likes to correct my spelling mistakes and grammar, as a put-down.
  • “Weggers” is Wegmans, a large supermarket-chain based in Rochester we often buy groceries at. They have a store in Canandaigua.

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  • Wednesday, April 08, 2009

    “English major!”

    The other night (Monday, April 6, 2009) the ABC-TV evening news was reporting about the receptionist at Binghamton’s American Civic Association, who took the first shot during the massacre, then played dead and called 9-1-1.
    They described her as a hero.
    “Heroine,” my wife snapped.
    “English major!” I retorted.
    For that my wife gets Garrison Keillor’s tee-shirt, P-O-E-M™, “Professional-Organization-of-English-Majors.”


    (Epson 10000XL.)

    That receptionist at the American Civic Association reminds me of Irene White at the mighty Mezz, who retired a year-or-two before me.
    “Ya know,” I used to tell her; “if Granny comes in here with a blazing Uzi, she’s probably gonna shoot you first.
    You’re all that stands between her and the newsroom.”
    Who knows how many catatonic Limberger wannabees Irene sent packing.
    “Just because eight of 10 maps misspelled Faulk Road, doesn’t mean the Delaware Department of Transportation should make the misspelling the kerreck spelling.
    Of those eight maps, probably one copied the first misspelling, and then another, and another.
    The landowner’s name was ‘Faulk.’”
    “Doesn’t matter,” I said.


    (Shot in the actual receptionist area at the mighty Mezz.)

  • My wife of 41+ years is “Linda.” In college she majored in English and History.
  • The “mighty Mezz” is the Canandaigua Daily-Messenger newspaper, from where I retired over three years ago. Best job I ever had.
  • “Limberger” is Rush Limbaugh. I call him that because I think he stinks.
  • RE: “Faulk......” —For years my brother-from-Delaware and I have been having an argument about the spelling of “Foulk” Road (“Folk” or “Falk”). When we moved there in 1957 it was spelled “F-a-u-l-k.” He noisily insists it’s always been spelled with an “O.” —A while ago he posted a news-article that said the Delaware Department of Transportation had surveyed historical maps, and determined the correct spelling was “F-O-U-L-K.” (And so it goes.)
  • RE: “Where’s my grandson’s weather-drawing?” —Children would submit weather-drawings, that ran each day in the newspaper. People would harass the Messenger about -a) why their child’s weather-drawing wasn’t published the day it arrived; -b) why an announcement of a chicken-barbecue didn’t run on the front page; -c) misspellings and grammatical errors, as parried by the “grammar-police;” -d) our supposed liberal bias — our penchant to actually report the news instead of putting a Conservative spin on everything. (A sterling example was our refusal to run the self-congratulatory press-releases of a REPUBLICAN tub-thumper from the N.Y. state legislature.)
  • Tuesday, April 07, 2009

    Garmin GPS


    (Epson 10000XL.)

    We are in receipt of a fantabulous offer for a free Garmin GPS (pictured above) to go with a free checking account from Key Bank.
    I can’t help but notice all the streets on the GPS have favorable names.
    Heaven forbid they have negatory names like “Acrimony Ave.,” “Frustration Drive,” or “Angst Alley.”
    Turn on my GPS (which is my cellphone), and I get “County Road 14” and “Baker Road,” not “Dedication Drive,” “Stability Court,” or “Convenience Road.”
    In Los Angeles it was much the same, except we kept running into “Foothill Boulevard.” We weren’t running into “Sweetness and Light.”
    And everywhere, traffic-jams.
    In Hollywood it was glittering Hummers with garish alloy wheels down to about 1 mph or even less.
    Juking and feinting to gain a five-foot advantage. They shoulda installed parking meters right in the street.
    No GPS system solves that, nor does naming your streets “Felicity Drive” or “Gratitude Lane.”
    In northern Delaware it was “Naaman’s Road” (“NAY-minz”), “Shipley,” “Silverside,” and the misnamed “Foulk” (“Folk” or “Falk”).

  • “Key Bank” is a nearby bank based in Cleveland.
  • About five years ago we visited “Los Angeles,” CA.
  • I have a younger brother who lives in “northern Delaware.” —For years he and I have been having an argument about the spelling of “Foulk” Road. When we moved there in 1957 it was spelled “F-a-u-l-k.” He noisily insists it’s always been spelled with an “O.”
  • Engage old defensive bus-driver waazoo

    We are headed north into Rochester to do a medical appointment.
    We are in the CR-V.
    It’s Tuesday, April 7, 2009, and the appointment is at 9 a.m.; so we are in the NASCAR rush-hour.
    It snowed overnight, so numerous cars are spun into the median — Interstate-390.
    We begin threading the big fork, where I-390 arcs to the left, and I-590 begins to the right.
    I’m in the rightmost lane, since that lane is a dedicated exit lane to the exit I want, which is 15A.
    This is also the way to the vaunted Rochester International Airport, but that’s the lane to my left.
    We begin sweeping around the ramp, and I notice an adjacent black Honda Accord is drifting into my lane.
    Uh-oh..... Engage old defensive bus-driver waazoo. BACK OFF! I know all too well from bus-driving experience, if someone is drifting into my lane, they may do a sudden lane-change and sideswipe me.
    Sure enough, the Accord did a sudden lane-change into my lane, and then swooped back into the left lane, because a large semi was impeding her progress.
    Then back into the right lane, because she wanted the exit.
    Alert-alert. Schoolbus ahead. The exit widens out to two, then three, then four lanes. EXPECT ANYTHING! The driver may make another unsignaled move to pass the schoolbus. (All previous moves were unsignaled.)
    She passes the schoolbus on the right, and charges into the rightmost lane; a dedicated right-turn lane.
    “Thank goodness she’s not going our way,” Linda says.
    We pull alongside and the lady is yammering on her cellphone — which is illegal in this state.

    (Right about this point the almighty Bluster-King will weigh in, claiming I’m driving scared.)

    Well, not really: it’s the old defensive bus-driver waazoo.
    By backing off I added maybe a second to my trip; yet if I hadn’t I woulda added an hour — plus a police-report; and phonecalls to my insurance agency. Plus a body-shop to repair the damage.

  • For 16&1/2 years (1977-1993) I drove transit bus for Regional Transit Service, the transit-bus operator in Rochester, NY. My stroke October 26, 1993 ended that.
  • The “CR-V” is our 2003 Honda CR-V SUV.
  • “Interstate-390” is the main road into Rochester.
  • “Linda” is my wife of 41+ years. She had lymphatic cancer. It was treatable — she survived. The medical appointment was followup.
  • “15A” is U.S. Route 15A; a main highway south out of Rochester. It parallels U.S. Route 15.
  • The “almighty Bluster-King” is my all-knowing, blowhard brother-from-Boston, the macho ad-hominem king, who noisily badmouths everything I do or say. He loudly claims I drive like an old lady; i.e. inferior to him.
  • Sunday, April 05, 2009

    “How long can we parry this madness?”


    AHEM! (Epson 10000XL.)

    We’re not young — both age 65.
    Yesterday (Saturday, April 4, 2009) I began doing the New York State Income-Tax. (Federal is done — they owe us a slew of money; too much.)
    —1) No NY state taxbook this year, nor forms, nor anything. This was despite my not checking off the “no tax-forms” box last year (see undeniable proof pictured above).
    Linda said no NY state taxforms were received for mailing at the Post-office this year.
    Usually the tax-forms are your annual Happy New-Year present.
    IRS but no NY state.
    Okay, fiddle with NY state tax-form from previous year, and the instruction-book is a PDF.
    Bring up the page ya need, and eye that. Print if need be. (Forget the whole stinkin’ kabosh; 100 pages.)
    Easier said than done.
    A search for the needed page in that giant PDF is a hairball — crank the page number into the search-window, and it brings up every instance of that number; page or not. “Page 16” gets no results.
    What’s Granny gonna do? “Computers; I sure am glad you understand ‘em!” —A bet a slew of Grannies don’t even have a ‘pyooter.
    “Have ya checked the Alumni web-site yet? We got one, ya know.”
    “That’s just great, Jerry. All I need now is a computer!”
    —2) Under incomes, Line “14 other (see page 16) identify.”
    Okay, fire up page 16 out of the massive PDF file.
    Examples are given of Line 14 (other income) and Line 19 (other expenses); “A-3 $250, A-4 $685 , and S-8 $1,000.”
    The A’s are under income, and S’s under expense; “so I guess ‘A’ equals addition, and ‘S’ equals subtraction.” —No indication thereof.
    “‘3 and 4’ I have no idea, so guess what, you guys. I’m gonna do ‘1 and 2.’ Ya shouldn’t have to be trained as an accountant to fathom these mysteries, plus I bet if ya had six different accountants, ya’d get six different ways to do this.”
    —3) We have three different sources of prepay deductions: -a) the post-office payroll deduction; -b) a deduction from the Social Security (robbing Peter to pay Paul); and -c) a deduction from Linda’s pension-payment.
    -1) There is no Social Security deduction for N.Y. state income-tax, since Social Security isn’t taxable; and -2) we don’t deduct from my pension, since it’s small, and thereby we only have to figure a deduction for a single pension, Linda’s.
    Some time ago the pension deduction for N.Y. state income-tax was $38 per month, but we increased it to $71 to cover the N.Y. state income-tax liability.
    Linda did this online, since we can. I figured the $71 myself; total tax liability divided by 12 monthly pension payments.
    Fire up the Thomson retirement site, and it says the N.Y. state deduction is $71 — yet the bank who administers her pension never changed it from $38.
    As a result, the amount deducted was way low, and we have to pay a penalty.
    “They’re making me mad,” Linda said. “It was them that screwed up. The ones that should pay that penalty is them.
    Seems I had to fiddle something similar last year. Thomson claimed my healthcare insurance copay was being deducted, yet the bank wasn’t doing that.
    Finally I gave up. Thomson insisted it was being deducted — but it wasn’t.
    I had to move heaven-and-earth to get the bank to cover their butts, but finally they did.
    Thomson will insist $71 is being deducted, but that’s not what our stubs say, nor our 1099s.”
    89 bazilyun phonecalls to pull teeth: “Please hold during the silence: ‘BOOM-chicka-BOOM-chicka-BOOM-chicka-BOOM-chicka.’ We value your call. It will be answered in the order it was received. We estimate only three hours.”
    “El-oooooooooooo; India answering........”
    “I guess I better advise my friends who are about to retire from Thomson to watch their pension payments like a hawk,” Linda said.
    “The bank can screw up, and then claim it was your fault.”
    How much longer can we parry all this madness?

  • “Linda” is my wife of 41+ years. Like me she’s retired, but she works part-time at the West Bloomfield post-office.
  • “PDF” is “portable-document-format,” a computer-file that can’t be edited (unless it’s “editable”).
  • “‘Pyooter” is computer.
  • The so-called “Alumni” are the union retirees (Local 282, the Rochester local of the nationwide Amalgamated Transit Union) of Regional Transit Service in Rochester, N.Y. (For 16&1/2 years [1977-1993] I drove transit bus for Regional Transit Service [RTS], the transit-bus operator in Rochester, NY.) The Alumni was a reaction to the fact Transit management retirees ran roughshod over union retirees — a continuation of the bad vibes at Transit: management versus union. Transit had a club for long-time employees, and I was in it. It was called the “15/25-year Club;” I guess at first the “25-year Club.” But they lowered the employment requirement, and renamed it “15/25-year Club.” The employment requirement was lowered even more; I joined at 10 years. My employ there ended in 1993 with my stroke (I had a stroke October 26, 1993); and the “Alumni” didn’t exist then. The Alumni is a special club — you have to join. It has a web-site. (Turn off your sound.) —It was constructed by Alumni member Jerry Merkel.
  • Linda’s final employer was “Thomson Publications,” which bought her previous long-time employer, Lawyers Co-operative Publishing in Rochester. Their Human Resources Department is outsourced.