“I’m married to an English Major!”

Last night (Saturday, April 18, 2009) the local TV news celebrated the fact some bagel-joint was the first Green business in the Rochester area.
It had significantly reduced its water consumption, stopped using styrofoam, and was going to institute the use of reusable cups.
“Aw, man......” I thought to myself.
“I ain’t drinkin’ outta somebody else’s cup,” my wife snapped.
We know what they meant, but that wasn’t what was said.
“I’m married to an English Major,” I said.
“Okay, you’re welcome to use Table Four now. They’re done with their cups.”
(No Bagel-Bin for us!)

My wife of 41+ years is “Linda.”