Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Joel wins one!

Welcome, Canandaiguans, to your fantastical new YMCA.
Well, it is pretty nice.
And it’s still downtown, not far out along Eastern Blvd.
They replaced their pool, and significantly expanded.
I’ve been a member almost three years, and only use their exercise gym; a struggle to get back in shape despite advancing age.
I don’t play basketball, racquetball, or swim.
A while ago they significantly reconfigured their exercise gym, and installed new equipment.
Gone were the old Nautilus machines; replaced by a new Cybex® strength-training circuit.
They still have weight-training, but no longer in its own room.
They also have old cardio machines; treadmills, step-climbers, ellipticals, and bicycle-trainers.
But they added new cardio machines with video-terminals; watch the Woopster bellowing on “The View” while working out.
I had to give up on the treadmills. Ramped up enough to get my heart-rate up was killing my back. And it was hold on for dear life!
But they also installed new Precor “AMT” trainers, a semi-elliptical that gets my heart-rate up without killing me.
I’m usually there about three hours per visit, and burn about 1,000 calories
They were going to close their old locker rooms, which were a bit aged, and open new locker rooms.
This precipitated a firestorm. The previous locker rooms separated by age as well as sex; one for adults, and one for younger people and children. Total four.
Joel Freedman, a YMCA member, circulated a petition to keep the old locker rooms open, or at least separate facilities for adults.
But the “Y” stood fast. The old locker rooms weren’t handicap compliant, plus they needed the space.
So, I visit the “Y” about two weeks ago to work out. Old locker rooms closed; “please use new locker rooms.”
This was at least a month after the new pool opened. The new locker rooms were where the old pool was.
—A) Sauna? Who needs a sauna?
The new locker rooms are a sauna.
They sure aren’t on the HVAC the huge Atwater St. atrium is on.
—B) They seem quite a bit smaller than the old locker rooms, which were small, but overkill on locker quantity.
I never had trouble finding an open locker in the old locker rooms.
But —C) Visit YMCA yesterday (Monday, July 27, 2009) and go directly to new locker rooms.
Try at least 10 lockers before finding an empty one.
A guy came in, and I wished him “Good Luck.
All them lockers are occupied,” I said as he started banging doors.
He finally walked out; he had tried about 20 lockers.
None had actual locks on them; just dissheveled clothes piled at the bottom.
I bring along my own padlock.
Workout finished, I dressed back into street clothes, and noticed a paper sign on the door of the locker room as I walked out.
“We’re open to your suggestions,” it said. “We realize the new locker rooms are quite a bit smaller than we expected.
Meantime you can go back to using the old locker rooms until we get this resolved — unless you’re a pool-user. N.Y. state law requires that.”
WHOA! Freedman wins one!

• “Eastern Blvd.” is a large main highway out of Canandaigua to the east. Many big-box shopping facilities were built along Eastern Blvd. to get out of downtown; as was a new post-office. —It presumes continued auto use.
• The Canandaigua YMCA has a huge new entrance atrium on “Atwater St.,” a side-street.
• “Joel Freedman” is a local activist, retired from the Canandaigua Veterans Administration. He usually finds himself tilting at windmills.
• “HVAC” is heating-ventilation-air conditioning.

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Sunday, July 26, 2009

Facebook Frustration

Scan ancient (1962) black-and-white photo to put on the “wall” of an old high-school girlfriend’s Facebook.
I go to her Facebook, and click on the wall-post line, then “add photo.”
I “browse” the old photo, and attach it from my desktop.
I paste in an explanatory comment.
“Share.”
NOTHING!
Nothing but the long-spinning soccer-ball; the Macintosh equivalent of the Windows hourglass.
Minutes pass. “I haven’t got all day,” I say.
Trying again, nothing.
“It looks like I won’t be able to fly this!” I say.
Third attempt: again nothing.
I give up!
Back to the “Robert Hughes” Facebook.
Watch long-spinning soccer-ball.
“For heaven sake. Facebook is getting me nowhere,” I say.
Zap that; try the log-in page.
Usually I don’t have to log in. My FireFox Internet browser keeps my Facebook open.
Continuous soccer-ball.
Not the first time. How many times has Facebook been off in the ozone?
Note to self: every shining example of technological wizardry was designed by a human-being.

• “Robert Hughes” is of course me.

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Dry Slot


(Screenshot by the mighty MAC.)

7:30 p.m. yesterday (Saturday, July 25, 2009).
Pizza complete; in the oven, 15 minutes.
Now; take the dog for a walk or not?
I fire up my MyCast® weather-radar on my ‘pyooter.
Hellfire and damnation all around.
A giant thunderstorm has bombed nearby Brockport with hail.
A tornado has touched down in Corfu, which the TV-news keeps mispronouncing as “core-foo.” I think it’s “core-few.”
The National Weather Service has posted tornado warnings for Monroe County, and watches for all of Western NY.
The local TV-news has preempted everything; there is no national news.
“Yes mother” alerts!
“If you see a tornado, go down into your basement, and climb under a mattress.”
“Sure,” my wife says. “I’m gonna drag a mattress downstairs.”
“We have crews on the scene, and we’ll bring updates as we get them.”
Serious unsmiling face, but time for a commercial break.
It’s bespectacled graying Rick Dorschel (“Door-shull”) grinning at us. “The government wants your clunker!”
But my MyCast indicates a dry slot.
“But the sky to the north is black,” my wife says.
But MyCast says the storm is northwest of us, heading north-northeast.
It will miss us — already has.
Up the street we go, me and the pulling monster, our long hike around Michael Prouty Park.
To the north the sky is black, but to the west is the back end of the giant cumulonimbus heading north-northeast.
I round the town’s picnic pavilion, and suddenly BAM; — hang on for dear life.
That silly bunny-rabbit is scampering up someone’s lawn.
It’s a very tame bunny-rabbit; I think people are feeding it.
Don’t know as that rabbit is sufficiently aware a frenzied carnivore is hot to convert it to dead meat.
We have her leashed, but she’s a hunter.
Dark low-hanging clouds are scudding toward us.
I can see showers on the faraway horizon, and I hear distant rumblings of thunder.
I think I saw two flashes of lightning.
But we managed to get that walk in; which means we saw the bunny-rabbit.
Without getting drenched.
Thank goodness for MyCast®.

• The screenshot was taken after our walk, 8:45 p.m. But I Photoshopped a large red arrow on it to indicate storm direction.
• “Hufton” is Houghton College in western New York, from where I graduated with a BA in 1966. —It was often mispronounced; it’s “ho-tin,” as in “ho.”
• The “mighty Mezz” is the Canandaigua Daily-Messenger newspaper, from where I retired almost four years ago. Best job I ever had.
• RE: “mighty MAC......” —All my siblings use Windows PCs, but I use an Apple MacIntosh (“MAC”), so I am therefore stupid and of-the-Devil.
• “Brockport” is a small college town west of Rochester. —“‘Port” in its name because it’s along the Erie Canal.
• “Monroe County” is the county Rochester is in.
• My wife of 41+ years is “Linda.”
• “Rick Dorschel” is a major car-dealer head honcho in the Rochester area.
• “Michael Prouty Park” is a town park near where we live. The land for it was donated by the Prouty family in honor of their deceased son (“Michael”) who used to play in that area. —It is mostly athletic fields, but has an open picnic pavilion. It’s maintained by the town. I walk our dog to and around it.
• Our current dog is “Scarlett;” a rescue Irish-Setter. She’s four, and is our sixth Irish-Setter.
• “‘Pyooter” is computer.

Saturday, July 25, 2009

They’re dealing with Iron-Lady

I don’t know as I have this exactly right, but I will try.
What Social Security does is completely unfathomable, and I’ve received various interpretations thereof.
My understanding of events is questionable.
On July 10, 2009 we received a mysterious and unexpected electronic deposit to our checking-account for $910.50 from Social Security.
We e-mailed the bank, asking what it was, and they said call Social Security.
Then a letter arrived from Social Security, saying Linda had been overpaid $180 for 2007, $181 in 2008, and $96 so far in 2009, and underpaid $1436 in 2006.
Therefore they owed us $910.50. —MAKE SENSE OF THAT! (I get $979 — where’s the 50¢?)
I could make snide remarks about REPUBLICAN MATH, but this is Social Security, not Sarah Palin.
Least understandable is Social Security’s decision to pay benefits for all of 2006.
This is despite her applying for Social Security January 27 of that year.
Her first Social Security payment was to be for March of 2006; and that’s when it was.
I turned 62 February 5, 2006; and Linda January 2, 2006.
Our guess is Social Security thought she retired on that date, but she didn’t.
She retired January 31, 2006.
Which means she worked at West Publishing all that month.
Which is why we both applied for Social Security January 27, to start benefits in March. —So our Social Security benefits wouldn’t be effected by her working.
So now Social Security claims she made too much in a month they erroneously claim she was retired.
As a result, they wanna reduce her initial benefit amount, and those following; yet pay the two months they claim she was retired, but wasn’t.
$910.50 doesn’t offset reducing her benefits down-the-road.
We have copies of her application January 27, 2006, W-2s, etc. etc. —Is that all fathomable by Social Security?
We both have a college education.
Granny would be lost. She’d take the $910 and the slightly reduced benefits.
My ability to deal with this sort of insanity is a bit compromised by my stroke, but I suppose if they had done it to me, I’d react the same way.
They’re dealing with Iron-lady. Hup-hup!
To me this is similar to paying off Godfather.
We shouldn’t have to reward their capricious stupidity. (We gotta move heaven-and-earth.)

• “Linda” is my wife of 41+ years. Like me she’s retired, but she works part-time at the West Bloomfield post-office. We both collect Social Security.
• At first it was Lawyers Co-operative publishing in Rochester, but it was eventually bought out by Thomson-West (“West Publishing”). —At the end of a 30+ year career, she was a computer programmer.
• I had a stroke October 26, 1993.

Friday, July 24, 2009

Progress

The other day (Wednesday, July 22, 2009) a guy from Isaac Heating & Cooling came out to service our standby generator.
Isaac (“eye-ZICK”) may be the largest heating and cooling contractor in the Rochester area; at least the largest HVAC contractor that caters to individual homeowners.
I should fly a picture of our standby generator so readers will know what I’m talking about.


Our Generac standby generator. (Photo by the so-called “old guy” with the dreaded and utterly reprehensible Nikon D100 camera.)

Our standby generator is a fairly large (one liter = 61.0237441 cubic inches) industrial V-twin internal-combustion engine powering an electric generator.
It kicks on automatically if the electricity fails.
It burns natural-gas, and a car-battery self-starts it.
It doesn’t push everything in our house, just everything but our bedroom and the air-conditioning.
It pushes our freezer and refrigerator. Also our garage-door opener.
And our furnace and water-heater. Both need electricity despite being natural-gas.
Unfortunately if the nearby Time-Warner substation also got zapped, I have no Internet; even though my ‘pyooter is running.
For which reason I’ll probably switch to Internet over a satellite-dish.
If the electricity fails — and it has fairly often out here in the country (West Bloomfield) — I don’t have to drag out a generator.
And that thing is burning natural-gas, not gasoline. Armageddon will be failure of the natural-gas supply.
A while ago we had no water from our public water supply.
Unfortunately I missed the service-man; a guy I really like.
He happily lets me pick his brain without telling me I’m stupid and inferior, like my siblings do.
My siblings are all tub-thumping born-again Christians, and love to pass judgment.
The service was to change the motor-oil, and a couple filters.
And then test operation.
This meant cutting our electricity to see if the standby takes over.
—1) Cut electricity;
—2) Wait 30 seconds or so;
—3) Standby kicks on and takes over.
That’s about 30-seconds without power — enough for -a) all our digital electric clocks to fail; and -b) our VCR to go kablooey.
“Don’t know if the news will tape,” my wife says; “the serviceman had to cut the electricity.”
I look at our VCR, it’s after 6 p.m. “News isn’t taping,” I say.
I initiate manual taping.
“Our previous VCR never did that,” my wife says.
“What’s this?” I say. “8:37 p.m. The VCR clock has reset itself. Looks like I gotta reset the VCR clock.”
So here I am manually taping the news, and I observe we’re already over an hour into the tape. “Looks like it auto-taped according the goofy clock. It taped Oprah!”
Our previous VCR held its clock-setting even if the electricity failed. It had battery backup inside.
I think our new VCR has battery backup too, because sometimes it will hold the clock-setting, but sometimes it doesn’t.
“Progress!” my wife says.

• “HVAC” equals heating-ventilation-air conditioning.
• RE: “‘Old guy’ with the dreaded and utterly reprehensible Nikon D100.......” —My macho, blowhard brother-from-Boston, who is 13 years younger than me, calls me “the old guy” as a put-down (I also am the oldest). I also am loudly excoriated by all my siblings for preferring a professional camera (like the Nikon D100) instead of a point-and-shoot. This is because I long ago sold photos to nationally published magazines.
• “Time-Warner” is our Internet-Service-Provider (“ISP”), via cable. RoadRunner.
• We live in the small rural town of West Bloomfield in Western N.Y.
• “‘Pyooter” is computer.
• My wife of 41+ years is “Linda.” Like me she’s retired, but she works part-time at the West Bloomfield post-office.

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Thursday, July 23, 2009

Gathering of defacto Ne-er-do-Wells


A pack a’ Ne’er-do-Wells. (Coleman and Bernie were management [road supervisors]; Timmy also management [a radio-dispatcher]; all the rest are retired bus-drivers; except the two that weren’t Transit employees.) (Photo by the so-called “old guy” with the dreaded
and utterly reprehensible Nikon D100 camera.)


Yesterday (Wednesday, July 22, 2009) was a brunch gathering of retired Transit employees.
We’re a defacto group, not an organized group of Transit Union retirees, like the Alumni.
We even include people from Transit management. We were all in the same boat; trying to move a difficult and challenging clientele from pillar-to-post in giant lumber-wagons that could break down and fail (“cripple”) at the slightest provocation.
The brunch was at Nick’s Sea Breeze Inn, an Italian restaurant across from the bus-loop at Sea Breeze Amusement Park north of Rochester.
I suppose Nick’s is an icon of sorts. It’s been around a long time, and was plastered with autographed photos of Frank Sinatra and Pavarotti and other Italian stars.
I wasn’t sure I could find it, except I was told it was across from the old bus-loop, a place I’d turned my bus around many times.
When I arrived I noticed Gary Colvin (“COAL-vin”), a retired bus-driver, parked in a parking-lot waiting for others.
“Is this it?” I asked.
There was no sign I saw. Actually there was, but it wasn’t a giant glittering double-arches. Just a tiny placard hung off the corner of the building saying “Nick’s.”
Colvin had along Gary Coleman (“COAL-min”), who had been a road-supervisor, but like me had a stroke. It left him slightly paralyzed, but I’d say he gets along pretty good.
Coleman is the one who organized this gig; made all the phonecalls, despite slight speech difficulty I also have.
Others trickled in, one-by-one.
A bus pulled up at the Sea Breeze bus-loop; an illegally parked schoolbus had to get out.
That’s what the bus-loop is for. You can’t just snake a 40-foot bus around something illegally parked in a bus-loop.
How many times did I have to go inside Nazareth College to clear out their bus-loop? Once the Monroe Ave. loop at Cobbs Hill Park had an illegally parked mail truck inside it. We had to call the police. The mailman was taking a break far away in the park. He returned before we called a tow-truck. (As I recall, I took a long sojourn up inside the park to get turned around — made me about 10-15 minutes late.)
I used to have to bang doors at Senior-Citizen apartments in Fairport, exhorting Granny to move her giant white Crown Vic, which was blocking the driveway.
“Not until ‘General Hospital’ is over!” she’d scream.
A bus was eight feet wide; and ya don’t just drive on the lawn around impediments. That’s asking for a lawsuit.
A retired bus-driver suggested all 10 of us get on the laying-over bus in the Sea Breeze loop, and each point to the guy behind as we trudged on single-file. “He’s got it,” we’d say.
Then as the last guy got on we’d all sit down in the back of the bus, over the motor, with no one having paid.
We all laughed. This was the sort of thing we all dealt with. Laundry-receipts as transfer-slips, and plastic amusement-park tokens as fare.
Not that we paid much attention. The idea was to not get shot. We soon learned to not pay much attention to fare, and management didn’t support you if we did. They didn’t want any trouble.
And the fareboxes didn’t help. They were supposed to count the change put in, but quickly became erratic. No way could a complicated electronic gizmo deal with the vibration.
So if someone got on and put in a pocketful of pennies, the farebox might count a couple.
Ya didn’t dispute it — ya couldn’t. You relied on the fact most people put in an honest fare.
The bus-driver apparently recognized us as he left. He tooted the horn. (But not us him.)
“Horn works,” I said. How many times did I hafta pull apart the steering-hub because the horn was stuck on. —That’s operating without a horn. “Just take it through, and I’ll try to change ya off at the end.”
“Boy-oh-boy, I sure am glad to see you,” I said to Timmy.
How many times did Timmy and I exchange radio conversations about running late and cripples? (Timmy was management; but unlike some had his feet on the ground.)
“I hear you’re a railfan, like me. That true?”
Timmy suggested I ride the restored trolley at nearby New York Museum of Transportation.
Various bus-driver jokes were bandied about, so I’ll end with one:
—A policeman came upon a cowboy parading through downtown with nothing on but his boots.
“Tell me, cowboy; why ya walkin’ around like that?”
“Well I’ll tell ya officer. I got this great whore that took off all her clothes, and immediately climbed into bed.
‘Take off your shirt, cowboy,’ she said; so I did.
‘Now take off your pants, cowboy;’ so I did.
‘Now, take off your undies, cowboy,’ so I did.
‘Now go to town!’ she said, so here I am.”

• RE: “‘Old guy’ with the dreaded and utterly reprehensible Nikon D100.......” —My macho, blowhard brother-from-Boston, who is 13 years younger than me, calls me “the old guy” as a put-down (I also am the oldest; 65). I also am loudly excoriated by all my siblings for preferring a professional camera (like the Nikon D100) instead of a point-and-shoot. This is because I long ago sold photos to nationally published magazines.
• For 16&1/2 years (1977-1993) I drove transit bus for Regional Transit Service, the transit-bus operator in Rochester, NY.
• A “road supervisor” is a Transit employee (not a bus-driver) who -a) intervened in disputes with passengers, or -b) helped a bus-driver do something difficult — like back up a bus (the driver couldn’t see behind), or get turned around in a confined (difficult) place without accident. They also protected passengers transferring from a crippled bus to a replacement. Both Bernie and Coleman were good road supervisors, although both arrived ready for vitriol from the bus-driver, which usually happened.
• The “radio-dispatcher” was a person who maintained radio communication with buses on the road. The radio-dispatcher stayed on Transit property; although he could also radio road supervisors. —When I was there, there were two radio-channels; i.e. two radio dispatchers.
• The so-called “Alumni” are the union retirees (Local 282, the Rochester local of the nationwide Amalgamated Transit Union) of Regional Transit Service in Rochester, N.Y. The Alumni was a reaction to the fact Transit management retirees ran roughshod over union retirees — a continuation of the bad vibes at Transit: management versus union. Transit had a club for long-time employees, and I was in it. It was called the “15/25-year Club;” I guess at first the “25-year Club.” But they lowered the employment requirement, and renamed it “15/25-year Club.” The employment requirement was lowered even more; I joined at 10 years. My employ there ended in 1993 with my stroke; and the “Alumni” didn’t exist then. The Alumni is a special club — you have to join.
• I had a stroke October 26, 1993, and it slightly compromised my speech. (Difficulty putting words together.)
• “Monroe Ave.” is a long thoroughfare that goes southeast out of Rochester. Adjacent is “Cobbs Hill Park,” and a bus-loop was at it. Buses would turn at that loop for short trips along Monroe Ave. within the city of Rochester.
• RE: “Transfer-slips.....” —If the passenger paid for it (not much), they were given a receipt (a “transfer”) they could use to transfer to another bus-line. —They had an expiration time, usually about an hour.
• A “change-off” is a replacement bus, supposedly legal and functional.
• I am a railfan, and have been since I was a child.

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Wednesday, July 22, 2009

“Is there any way to delete ‘friends?’”

I fire up my Facebook tab about a week ago.
My FireFox Internet browser lets me do that.
“Do you want FireFox to save all your open tabs?” (I keep five permanently open.)
“Well sure; saves me logging in.”
My Facebook comes on. I click on the Robert Hughes Home-page, apparently a feed of every Facebook post every “friend” has ever made.
I see the usual posts of “friends” I no longer care about.
I switch to “edit friends.”
“Is there any way to delete friends?” I ask. Seems there isn’t.
I have 29 friends. Not the 89 bazilyun of some of my friends.
Some of my “friends” were made when I first joined Facebook, and didn’t know that was happening. (FAST-ONE ALERT)
89 bazilyun potential “friends” were paraded past me, including people that once worked at the mighty Mezz, and moved on before I retired.
I unknowingly made them “friends,” not knowing that as a result I’d get deluged with seemingly pointless information I’ll never look at.
E.g. somebody’s cookout, a family reunion, or a visit to who-knows-what.
Pictures and videos of every burp and fart and nosepick.
Okay, it’s bad enough my e-mail gets swamped with comments by complete strangers on the Facebooks of “friends.”
Delete-delete-delete!
But I can’t delete friends I don’t want.
All I can do is add more “friends.” (How stupid is that?)
Behind all this is my family’s web-site, which only costs six bucks per year.
It throws a “what’s new” at me, which is a lot quicker than wading through a Facebook Home-page.

• “Robert Hughes” is of course me.
• The “mighty Mezz” is the Canandaigua Daily-Messenger newspaper, from where I retired over three years ago. Best job I ever had.

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Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Good old MyCast®


It’s a-rainin’. (Screenshot by the dreaded MAC.)

Right at the moment, it’s pouring outside (Tuesday, July 21, 2009; 5:50 p.m.), and my weather-radar shows why.
My weather radar is good old MyCast®, recommended to me long ago by a fellow-employee at the mighty Mezz.
I managed to walk the dog before the deluge, but I could see (and hear) it coming.
On a day like today I fire up my MyCast to see if I can walk the dog without getting soaked.
It looked like I could — so up the street we went.
Good old MyCast®; I leave it logged in all-the-time.
With my FireFox Internet browser I can; I even got it on my cellphone.
Here I am at the mighty Curve, deep in PA, and I can see if a deluge is coming. —On my cellphone.
Good old MyCast® — much better than looking west, or as my aged neighbor used to do, stick up her finger.

• RE: “Dreaded MAC.....” —All my siblings use Windows PCs, but I use an Apple MacIntosh, so I am therefore stupid and of-the-Devil.
• RE: “It’s a-rainin’......” —Years ago, about 1969, we were at a rainy family reunion in northwestern PA, and someone observed “It’s a-rainin’!”
• The “mighty Mezz” is the Canandaigua Daily-Messenger newspaper, from where I retired over three years ago. Best job I ever had.
• “Hufton” is Houghton College in western New York, from where I graduated with a BA in 1966. I’ve never regretted it, although I graduated as a Ne’er-do-Well, without their blessing. Houghton is an evangelical liberal-arts college. (Houghton is often mispronounced, which was why we came up with “Hufton.” It’s HO-tin.)
• Our current dog is “Scarlett;” a rescue Irish-Setter. She’s four, and is our sixth Irish-Setter.
• The FireFox Internet browser asks if I wanna save all my web-site log-in tabs. Seems Internet-Explorer can do the same — I don’t know about other browsers. The one I use is FireFox.
• The “mighty Curve” (“Horseshoe Curve”), west of Altoona, Pennsylvania, is by far the BEST railfan spot I have ever been to. Horseshoe Curve is a national historic site. It was a trick used by the Pennsylvania Railroad to get over the Allegheny mountains without steep grades. Horseshoe Curve was opened in 1854, and is still in use. (I am a railfan, and have been since I was a child.)

Sunday, July 19, 2009

“Crankcase”

“Crankcase.”
That’s what my wife and I called Walter Cronkite: “Crankcase.”
So here I am years ago driving the south end of the good old 500-line in a Flxible-Flyer bus.
Flxible-Flyers were always my favorite; I suppose because they were fairly reliable.
As I recall a GM bus would cripple at the slightest malfunction. An errant sensor might erroneously decide your oil was low, and shut off the engine smack in the middle of an intersection.
There you are with a bus-load of angry passengers incensed you could not get them home.
No AC in summer, no heat in winter, and they can’t get off because it’s unsafe.
Hope your radio works so you can call for mechanical help — or a change-off.
A Flxible-Flyer never did that.
That errant sensor might throw up a red low-oil light, but the engine kept running.
“Keep that motor turnin’, baby; this bus will take me home!”
Buses were like that. No matter what the sign said, the bus was supposed to take you home.
The 500-line was a pleasant ride, especially the north end, which went all the way up to the lake on the east side of the Genesee River.
The south end hit three hospitals, although two were at the ends, and service alternated during the day.
It also hit Monroe County Welfare — known as “WAY-fuh,” on Westfall Road.
Westfall was also mispronounced “WAY-fuh,” so I had the awful temerity and unmitigated gall and horrific audacity to ask if the questioner meant “Welfare.”
The south end of the 500-line also accessed senior-citizen apartments, and I got bopped over the head with an umbrella for enforcing the “proof-of-age” rule — a Medicare card.
That was the last time I enforced that rule.
Just showing up for work was more important.
The north end of the 500-line was so long it required multiple buses.
They tried one hour out-and-back, but it failed.
The trip was too long.
As I recall, they even tried scheduling a longer north-end trip timewise with a later arrival downtown, but that meant the passengers missed their transfers.
Angry passengers. The bus-company had to schedule multiple buses on the north end; two on Sunday.
It meant laying over 30-40 minutes at the lake. That’s 30-40 minutes of sitting with no passengers. —Paid to read.
The outbound bus passed as you started inbound.
So here I am heading out the south end of the 500-line, and Granny is in the back seat holding court.
“We never went to no moon,” she declared. “That was just Walter Cronkite.”
And now Cronkite (“Crankcase”) is gone; replaced by those who followed in his footsteps.
“They better give him coverage equal to Michael Jackson,” my wife said.
I switched off our video-recorder, back to live TV.
WipeOut!

• My wife of 41+ years is “Linda.” Like me she’s retired, but she works part-time at the West Bloomfield post-office.
• For 16&1/2 years (1977-1993) I drove transit bus for Regional Transit Service, the transit-bus operator in Rochester, NY. A “change-off” is a replacement bus.
• A “Flxible-Flyer” is a transit bus made by Flxible. (Flxible no longer exists.)
• “GM” is of course General Motors. They manufactured transit buses.
• “AC” is air-conditioning — cooling.
• Lake Ontario. The Genesee (“Jen-uh-SEE”) river ran south-to-north across NY state, and through Rochester into Lake Ontario.

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Raging maniac

I’m calmly bopping east this morning (Saturday, July 18, 2009) on Baker Road, taking my dog to the so-called elitist country-club for a walk.
The speed-limit is 40, I think. I’m doing about that. —I’ve had deer jump in front of me.
Suddenly a dark-green Toyota RAV4 lunges behind me, its driver doing his best glowering-intimidator impersonation.
He’s angrily pounding his steering wheel, with the single hand he had steering it at the 12 o’clock position.
His other hand is fingering a cellphone — probably texting his significant other.
I wick it up a little; maybe 45 or 50.
But obviously that’s not fast enough. He’s all over my bumper.
We approach the intersection with Elton Road, a tee.
I flick on my left-turn signal; so does he.
I have to come to a complete stop; north is partly obscured by trees.
Clear, I proceed; and Mr. Intimidator is right behind me.
Obviously obstructed vision didn’t matter — it was more important to express his macho superiority.
I now drive north on Elton Road, slow slightly for the left sweeper, and enter the tiny village of Ionia (“eye-OWN-ya”).
Mr. Intimidator is still on my bumper, and going catatonic.
I flick on my right-turn signal for County Road 14, and suddenly hear a roar.
Mr. Intimidator has the pedal-to-the-metal as he blasts by on my left.
As he goes by I see bumper-stickers on his tailgate: “I am the NRA” and something about “cold dead hands.”
Also two bumper-stickers about -1) “My wife yes, my dog maybe, my gun never,” and -2) “Bambi makes good hamburger.”
I continue east on County Road 14 past Ferguson’s Garage toward State Route 64.

A LITTLE EXPLANATION
State Route 64 used to go straight south into Ionia, and turn east past Ferguson’s Garage.
But when 64 was rebuilt long ago a bypass was made north of Ionia which bypasses the village and the turn.
To get to 64, it’s now possible to proceed north on Elton, and then turn right onto the bypass.
But I was using County Road 14.
I stopped at the intersection of 14 and 64, and Mr. Intimidator roared past on 64 at about 70 mph.

• “Baker,” “Elton,” and “County Road 14” are all small rural roads near where we live in the town of West Bloomfield in Western N.Y. “Ionia” is a tiny village north of where we live.
• “The so-called elitist country-club” is nearby Boughton (“BOW-tin” as in “ow”) Park, where I run and we walk our dog. It was called that long ago by an editor at the Canandaigua Daily-Messenger newspaper, where I once worked, because it will only allow taxpayers of the three towns that own it to use it. We are residents of one of those towns.
• A “glowering intimidator” is a tailgater, named after Dale Earnhardt, deceased, the so-called “intimidator” of NASCAR fame, who used to tailgate race-leaders and bump them at speed until they let him pass.

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“Tranquility Base here; the Eagle has landed”



40 years have passed since mankind set foot on the moon.
Everyone keeps repeating “That’s one small step for man; one giant leap for mankind.”
But what’s important for me is “Tranquility Base here; the Eagle has landed.”
It’s July of 1969. I am in the back seat of a Plymouth Valiant, returning from a reunion of my wife’s relatives.
Her father has the a.m. car-radio on; we are listening to a broadcast of the first moon-landing.
“Houston, uh....... Tranquility Base here; the Eagle has landed.”
“Holy Mackerel!” I think to myself.
“We’ve done it!”
Here we are on a rural outback road out in the middle of nowhere in northwestern PA, Potter County — self-declared as “God’s Country.”
And mankind has landed on the moon.
IRONY ALERT!
“Tranquility Base here; the Eagle has landed” is forever etched in my mind.

Friday, July 17, 2009

GM still doesn’t get it

40 days, in-and-out of bankruptcy in record time, and General Motors still doesn’t get it.
The TV News marches us through the styling studios at mighty GM.
We are shown dashing young stylists carving full-sized clay styling bucks of the exciting cars that will save the company.
A return to the hoary days of old.
I’m a car-guy, but neither of our two cars are smashingly attractive.


The CR-V. (Photo by the so-called “old guy” with the dreaded and utterly reprehensible Nikon D100 camera.)

One is our 2003 Honda CR-V (pictured above), which looks fairly attractive, but not as attractive and the first Ford Escapes, which like it or not, are a Japanese car — a Mazda.
The other is our so-called “Bathtub” (below), our 2005 Toyota Sienna All-Wheel-Drive minivan.


The “Bathtub” at Cass Scenic Railway in eastern West Virginia. (Photo by the so-called “old guy” with the dreaded and utterly reprehensible Nikon D100 camera.)

It looks kind of flaccid and dumpy, but it does the job, which is mainly to reliably cart our dog from pillar-to-post.
GM gained market dominance in the ‘30s, with dramatic styling from Harley Earl’s “Art and Color Studio;” e.g. the LaSalle and various Buicks.
By the ‘50s they were getting out of hand; garish overblown monsters. The Buicks looked angry.
Then the bean-counters took over, refusing to make the technological leaps the ferriners were making. —I remember when Honda was a joke.
The ferriners were doing overhead-cam four-valves-per-cylinder; yet GM was finessing engine technology from the ‘50s, and using band-aids to meet emission requirements.
Attractively-styled cars are a siren-song, but not enough for me to turn over my hard-earned buckaroos.
If that were true, I’d be buying Chryslers. They’ve fielded some of the most dramatic styling jobs of late.
Best is their PT-Cruiser. I’d buy one, but I’ve heard horror stories.
The PT-Cruiser is based on the Neon, and a friend had nothing but trouble with his Neon.
Plus another friend has a PT-Cruiser, and it has been troublesome. —It blew a head-gasket.
Attractive styling is no longer important to this kid.
What matters is that the car start, and function reliably.
I don’t know how bad the domestic manufacturers are, but they have a reputation for unreliability.
I have another friend who had a Ford F150 pickup, and it drove her crazy.
I had a Chevrolet Astrovan before the Bathtub, and it went 140,000 miles — not bad, compared to 30 years ago.
But during that time it -a) broke a torsion-bar, -b) developed a massive oil-leak (which Molye Chevrolet fixed), and -c) kept throwing the “check-engine” light at me. —Molye fixed that too; they correctly nailed a problem Hoselton couldn’t find.
In 1990 we bought an All-Wheel-Drive Honda Civic station-wagon, which ended up being the best car we ever had.
We drove it 166,000 miles, and would still be driving it if it hadn’t been smashed up. (We bought the CR-V because of it.)
I’m a Chevy-Man, and would rather buy a Chevrolet.
But I need cars that start, and function reliably.
166,000 miles and never in the shop. Three batteries, ignition wiring, and three sets of tires.
All repairs were done by myself in my garage. It ran like a watch, and never got stuck.
If GM wants my money they gotta forget glitz, and rebuild their reputation for reliability.
“Here, we can fix that.......” Um, I don’t want that to happen.

• RE: “‘Old guy’ with the dreaded and utterly reprehensible Nikon D100.......” —My macho, blowhard brother-from-Boston, who is 13 years younger than me, calls me “the old guy” as a put-down (I also am the oldest). I also am loudly excoriated by all my siblings for preferring a professional camera (like the Nikon D100) instead of a point-and-shoot. This is because I long ago sold photos to nationally published magazines.
• Cadillac “LaSalle,” a lower-priced Cadillac model, 1927 to 1940.
• “Ferriners” equals foreigners.
• A “torsion-bar” is a front spring; except it’s not a coil-spring — it’s a straight horizontal bar.
Molye Chevrolet in nearby Honeoye Falls; Hoselton Chevrolet, where I bought the Astrovan brand new in 1993. (“Honeoye [‘HONE-eee-oy’] Falls” is the nearest town to where we live in western New York, a rural town about five miles away.)

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Thursday, July 16, 2009

Resurrection


Cherry-Bomb. (Photo by Linda Hughes.)

For two weeks Art Dana’s (“DAY-nuh”) fabulous Cherry-Bomb (pictured) has been sitting in my garage over my pit.
The Cherry-Bomb is Art’s 1949 Ford custom hot-rod.
Art is the retired Regional-Transit bus-driver with fairly severe Parkinson’s. We have similar interests.
The steering was sloppy, and Art had tried to farm out rebuilding it, but got nowhere.
We ended up attempting the job ourselves, but failed. (See previous blog.)
We were unable to remove the steering-box.
Art thereupon called his friend Louie, who apparently has some Shoebox Fords himself, who said removing the steering-box from a ‘49 Ford should be easy-as-pie.
Louie had the steering-box out in about 20 minutes. (See blog.)
All it was was removing a metal retainer plate from the firewall.
It was a trick we didn’t surmise, plus the tiny and undecipherable exploded drawing didn’t detail it.
So Art and Louie went back to Art’s place to rebuild the steering-box, leaving the Cherry-Bomb undrivable in my garage.
No steering.
Yesterday (Wednesday, July 15, 2009) they came back out to install the rebuilt steering-box.
I really couldn’t participate.
I had taken the dog to the park yesterday morning, and was now babysitting the dog.
Linda had to work all day at the post-office.
I had left the garage unlocked, so Art and Louie could begin if they arrived while I was at the park.
They didn’t.
But later inside my house I heard tapping out in my garage.
Louie was trying to punch out a retainer-pin in the column-shift linkage.
A mounting-bolt for the steering-box had been bought to replace the one that broke.
We produced the other two mounting-bolts.
We also produced the U-bolt that clamped the steering-column to the dashboard bottom.
“It’ll be a bear to remount,” I said. It also was a bear to remove.
“You have to wedge yourself under the dashboard in front of the seat. It ain’t easy!” I said. “You’re working blind.”
I went back into the house to continue babysitting the dog. I was also keying in a blog.
About two hours later, they had it all together, and Art was about to back out of my garage.
Art fired it up, but Louie had to add gear-oil to the rebuilt steering-box.
Then, moment-of-truth.


Resurrection. (Photo by the so-called “old guy” with the dreaded and utterly reprehensible Nikon D100 camera.)


Art fired it up again, and backed out of my garage.
Louie took Art’s Camry onto the highway.
Then, resurrection.
Art arrowed the Cherry-Bomb out my driveway onto the highway.


Put the hammer down! (Photo by the so-called “old guy” with the dreaded and utterly reprehensible Nikon D100 camera.)

Art may be a wreck, but he knows what he has.
This ain’t no wallflower; this is the Cherry-Bomb.
It’s an old-style hot-rod, but it’s a hot-rod.
Put the hammer down!
Art goosed it, and blew right past Louie.

• “Linda” is my wife of 41+ years. Like me she’s retired, but she works part-time at the West Bloomfield post-office.
• For 16&1/2 years (1977-1993) I drove transit bus for Regional Transit Service, the transit-bus operator in Rochester, NY. Art was a fellow bus-driver.
• “Shoebox” Fords are 1949-1951; called that because they are very squarish.
• Our current dog is “Scarlett;” a rescue Irish-Setter. She’s almost four, and is our sixth Irish-Setter. “The park” is nearby Boughton (“BOW-tin” as in “ow”) Park, where I run and we walk our dog.
• Art’s car still had the column-shifter, although the shift-lever had been hacksawed off. His car has been converted to a floor-shifter. (It’s a three-speed standard tranny [transmission].)

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Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Blogging for the Messenger

The mighty Mezz, the fabulous Canandaigua Daily-Messenger newspaper, where I worked for almost 10 years, and from where I retired 3&1/2 years ago, and the best job I ever had, wants me to blog for their web-site.
I was a little leery at first — I think the world of that newspaper.

A LITTLE HISTORY
—My stroke was October 26, 1993, and suddenly ended my 16&1/2 year career of driving transit bus for Regional Transit Service (RTS) in Rochester.
It was a fun job at first, handling large equipment without incident.
And fiddling a clientele that could be dangerous.
But I was tiring of it.
I had successfully driven every new challenge, including buses better suited for the Orient.
Living 45 minutes from work, I could no longer work the schedule I could work when I lived five minutes from work.
This meant no schoolwork, which was canceled when school was off.
Schoolwork meant a full day’s pay for maybe only four hours of work.
I had to switch to regular daily runs. No more time off. —Possibility of engaging wacko monsters and druggies. And seniors that blew you in for enforcing the rules, or bopped you with their umbrellas.
—During my final year at Transit, I started doing a voluntary union newsletter.
It was great fun; I was sole editor, writer and reporter. Also the paginator, the one who put it together. (Word.)
It became more than a union newsletter; and got little union participation, and no endorsement for fear of lawsuits. I had to run a disclaimer on top saying it wasn’t a union organ.
It was apparently quite successful; even management liked it, and they could be jerks.
I was writing reflections on what it was like to -a) drive bus, and -b) parry our clientele. For once these stories were getting out.
A Union compatriot also circulated my newsletter to local politicians, who had previously been told everything was hunky-dory at Transit.
They’d call up Transit, and I was accused of being a “Union activist.”
Well so be it! Everything was not all sweetness-and-light at Transit.
—But my stroke ended all that. No more Transit; no more newsletter.
Post-stroke rehabilitation began, and a counselor wondered what I could do as an unpaid intern.
I suggested something similar to my newsletter; and to them that meant newspaper.
As a result I interviewed at the nearby Canandaigua Daily-Messenger newspaper, as an unpaid intern.
The Executive Editor, Bob Matson (“Bossman”) said I seemed normal, so I was taken on; although I suppose I wasn’t.
I had an outside job-counselor at first, a lady to advocate for me, and parry management regarding any limitations I had.
Then a guy left from the paste-up department (the Messenger was pasted up at that time; not ‘pyooterized).
They needed to hire a replacement, so I suggested maybe I could do it.
Thus began my 10-year employ with the mighty Mezz. (They hired a stroke-survivor).
I had another job-counselor at first, but he was bored-to-tears.
It seemed I didn’t need any help. —I wasn’t about to use my stroke as an excuse. On Saturday nights, and early Sunday mornings, I could stay awake through complete production of the Sunday paper, and the job-counselor would fall asleep.
—The Messenger finally ‘pyooterized; no more paste-up department.
They were fixing to lay me off — many were laid off that had previously been paste-up.
But I moved on to Optical-Character-Recognition scanning (“OCR”); more-or-less figured it out myself.
I thereafter began scanning a slew of letters-to-the-editor; so many the Executive Editor thought it crazy to lay me off.
And before I was hired I began writing a weekly column for the Messenger. It was sort of blog-like, and lasted a while until I got the flag-police all bent outta shape.
End of column; but thereafter the Executive Editor had me doing a weekly column of things 10, 25 and 50 years ago in the Messenger. (The Messenger is over 200 years old.)
This involved looking at old microfiches. But mistakenly I was drawn more to the ads; 23¢ for a loaf of bread.
—As the Messenger became more-and-more ‘pyooterized, we began a techno department. One function was to fiddle the Messenger web-site.
I figured it out, and got so I could drive both iterations two and then three. I was included in this techno department — although more bottom of the totem-pole. I was probably included because I had figured out so many ‘pyooter tricks that saved time.
In the end I had gone back to part-time (I started part-time), but flying the Messenger web-site every day.
It meant I could determine how it looked; within the parameters of what I was driving.
Things would go bonkers, and it often didn’t fly, which meant parrying our web-service long-distance in far-away Ann Arbor, MI.
I’d return home and fire up this ‘pyooter to see if it had flown. Often I’d fix things from here at home.

But at the end of 2005 I retired — I was experiencing dizzy-spells.
But they were a side-effect of the blood-pressure medication (a calcium-blocker) I was taking. When I stopped that, the dizzy-spells ended.
My friend Marcy, still at the mighty Mezz at that time, suggested I blog the insanities I was posting to my family’s web-site, and also e-mailing to her.
She had a blog at Blog-Spot, so I set up an account.
I’ve been blogging ever since.
It’s a retirement schtick, sorta. A way to kill time.
Every morning I begin writing as I sit down to eat breakfast. After breakfast I key in what I wrote.
That’s what gets blogged; and also e-mailed to all the so-called “Ne’er-do-Wells,” an e-mail list of everyone I e-mail my stuff to, one of whom is Marcy, now living near Boston.
I don’t fiddle our family’s web-site any more; too much negative blustering from various siblings.

So now people at the Messenger want me to “blog for the Messenger.”
I looked at previous blogs, and it seemed what I was doing was okay.
“Blogging for the Messenger” also seemed less serious than “working for the Messenger.”
They gave me the keys to upload blog-material myself, so it’s very much like Blog-Spot. I don’t have some suit looking over my shoulder — although I’d almost rather.
I’ve done this blog-gig long enough to more-or-less edit myself. They keep an eye on their bloggers, but I feel I can stay outta trouble; having worked there.
Okay, so do it. Not everything that appears on this Blog-Spot blog, but some. —Stuff that -a) doesn’t need explaining, and -b) no waving the red flag at my siblings.

• “Pagination” is to assemble all the parts of a newspaper-page in a computer.
• “‘Pyooter” is computer.
• RE: “Pasted up; not ‘pyooterized....” —Each newspaper page was “pasted up” by sticking waxed news-gallies to a cardboard page-dummy, that when completed was photographed to make a full-size negative a printing-plate could be “burned” from. With computerization, each newspaper-page was thereafter paginated in a ‘pyooter. The completed file was thereafter sent to an image-processor, that produced the full-size negative a printing-plate could be “burned” from.
• “Optical-Character-Recognition scanning” is to produce a ‘pyooter text-file with a scanner. The software deduces what characters (letters) are scanned.
• “More-or-less figured it out myself” is more figuring out the ‘pyooter filing system, and what is happening.
• RE: “Within the parameters of what I was driving.....” —I wasn’t the designer of the Messenger web-site, but I could decide the content. I flew a lotta pictures, since it was a visual medium.
• “Marcy” is my number-one Ne’er-do-Well — she was the first I was e-mailing stuff to. Marcy and I worked in adjacent cubicles at the Canandaigua Daily-Messenger newspaper. A picture of her is in this blog at Conclave of Ne’er-do-Wells.
• This blog is at “Blog-Spot.”

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Tuesday, July 14, 2009

“You can bet your bottom dollar I’m renaming that sucker”


GG1 #4896, on my rationalized ‘pyooter desktop. (Screenshot of ancient photo by the so-called “old guy” with the Pentax Spotmatic camera.)

The other night (Saturday, July 11, 2009) I took a screenshot (pictured above) of my ‘pyooter desktop, for my “Consummated” blog.
The desktop-picture on my computer monitor is good old GG1 (“Gee-Gee-one”) #4896.
If anyone reads this blog at all, they know I think the Pennsylvania Railroad’s GG1 electric locomotive is the greatest railroad-locomotive of all time.
This is because I saw so many as a teenager in northern Delaware, and every time I did they were doing 80-100 mph.
Plus they lasted 40 years; twice as long as diesel-locomotives, and longer than steam-engines (which last maybe 30 years).
Plus the crews loved ‘em. They were awesome.
I saw #4896 many times, even got shown through it once at midnight at Washington Union Terminal in 1966.
#4896 is the only GG1 I got shown through.
But I only got this one picture. It’s at Pennsy’s electric maintenance shops in Wilmington, DE. —The shops are now Amtrak.
After processing with Photoshop Elements® I saved it (“Save-as;” so as to not overwrite the original) to my ‘pyooter desktop as “desktop.jpg.”
This included resizing down to 5.6 inches wide, the column-width of Blog-Spot.
My ‘pyooter monitor is over 16 inches wide.
I have another 4896 picture sized at 26.056 inches wide, probably scanned from the negative.
It’s also named “desktop.jpg,” so I know it’s the picture to use.
I keep it in a folder.
The other night (Sunday, July 12, 2009) Apple wanted to update their Safari® browser.
I never use it (I use FireFox), but okay.
The upgrade took about 10 minutes, and wanted a restart.
Okay, I can spare a few minutes.
“Taa-DAAAH!” Apple’s opening chord.
“Aw man.......” I said. “My desktop-picture is all mud again. Have I gotta reset it again? That Safari upgrade sent me into the ozone.”
Linda walked in. “Windows never does that.”
“This happened once before,” I said.
I set about resetting my desktop picture — find “desktop.jpg” in that folder, and set that.
BAM! Back to fabulous picture of 4896 it was before; non-mud.
But you can see where this is leading.
My screenshot was also named “desktop.jpg,” so that’s what the restart grabbed and reset as my desktop picture.
Blow up a 5.6-inches-wide picture to over 16 inches and it goes all jaggy — mud.
Plus all the folder icons were exactly as before, except for a muddy halo.
Plus a Windoze Media-Player icon had a smear of blue lipstick (cue Sarah-baby) around it.
I.e. every icon was exactly where it was in my desktop, because my screenshot which had become my desktop was an exact duplicate of my desktop.
“You can bet your bottom dollar I’m renaming that sucker,” I said.
Renamed to “NotThis.jpg.”

• RE: “‘Old guy’ with the SpotMatic.......” —My macho, blowhard brother-from-Boston, who is 13 years younger than me, calls me “the old guy” as a put-down (I also am the oldest). The “SpotMatic” is my old Pentax SpotMatic single-lens-reflex 35mm film camera I used about 40 years, since replaced by a Nikon D100 digital camera.
• I am a railfan, and have been since I was a child.
• “‘Pyooter” equals computer.
• In northern Delaware, our family lived about eight miles from Pennsy’s Wilmington Shops.
• This blog is at “Blog-Spot.”
• “Pennsy” is the Pennsylvania Railroad, no longer in existence. It merged with New York Central Railroad in 1968 as Penn-Central, and that tanked in about eight years. “Pennsy” was once the largest railroad in the world.
• A “browser” is what you browse the Internet with on your computer: Microsoft Internet-Explorer, Google Chrome, FireFox, and in this case Safari®. Another is Netscape; and I used both it and Internet-Explorer a while, but now I use FireFox.
• “Linda” is my wife of 41+ years. —She drives a Windows PC (Personal-Computer — the most popular personal computer architecture).
• A picture sized down to 72 pixels-per-inch and only 5.6 wide can’t be expanded. Doing so blows up the pixels. They become so big the picture becomes “jaggy.”
• The “muddy halo” was caused by actual desktop icons sitting exactly on top of the same icons on my screenshot, but the screenshot icons were all “jaggy;” they had become “mud.” —The “Windows Media-Player” icon on the screenshot was highlighted, so therefore bright blue. Blown up it looked like smeared harlot lipstick.
• “Windoze®” is Microsoft Windows. The scuttlebutt among Apple-geeks is that Microsoft is inferior. My siblings all use Microsoft Windows computers, but since I use an Apple Macintosh, I’m stupid and of-the-Devil.
• “Sarah-baby” is Sarah Palin.

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Monday, July 13, 2009

Epic battle

In 1955, when I would have been 11, I participated in an epic battle, what seems to be endemic to all childhood experience.
It was much like what paintball is now, except back then we didn’t have paintball.
The last man left standing was the winner, that is the only one not “shot.”
Shooting, of course, was imaginary; “Blam-blam-blam” with a pointed finger.
Your success was determined by how clear a shot you got; whether you caught someone in the open.
Our battle was pursued on the giant playground behind our school, a playground edged by tangled woods.
Gravel embankments could be used as trenches, and foxholes had been dug in the woods.
The last ones standing were me and Norman DeLong.
Even “Saltsy” Strode had been dispatched, as was Frank Cook.
Every neighborhood seemed to have a Frank Cook, the only Cub-Scout to successfully construct a crystal-set radio, and thereby attain his Lion badge.
The sort that would become an Eagle Scout some day.
Yet Frank Cook was “shot” in a tree, as was Saltsy Strode.
(I always wonder if Saltsy survived ‘Nam.)
Many participants were “shot” in that tree. They all had climbed it to gain height, but in so doing opened themselves to easy dispatch.
So in the end it was good old Norman DeLong and me, and I was not very macho.
But through guile and cunning I had avoided getting “shot,” and had “shot” quite a few.
So now it was me and Norman DeLong stalking each other.
I edged an embankment, and got him — he was wide open.
My winning was noisily disputed. No way could a wuss-boy actually win.

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Consummated


GG1 #4896, on my rationalized ‘pyooter desktop. (Screenshot of ancient photo by the so-called “old guy” with the Pentax SpotMatic camera.)

Yesterday afternoon (Saturday, July 11, 2009) the great rationalization of my ‘pyooter desktop was finally consummated.
My desktop-picture (“wallpaper,” for youz Windoze people — I drive a MAC) is the Pennsylvania Railroad’s GG1 (“Gee-Gee-one”) #4896 (pictured).
Anyone who reads this blog knows I think the Pennsylvania Railroad’s GG1 electric locomotive is the greatest railroad-locomotive of all time.
I saw #4896 many times, even got shown through it once at midnight at Washington Union Terminal in 1966.
But I only got this one picture.
So I made it my desktop-picture. 4896 is long gone; scrapped. The last GGls ran in the early ‘80s. 4896 was built in 1940 at Altoona, PA.
But my ‘pyooter desktop was obliterating it with 89 bazilyun items and folders, mainly images (photographs).
Images take up a lot of hard-drive space, although with a 60-gig hard-drive I guess I needn’t worry about it.
60 gigabytes was HUGE when I got it about seven years ago. Now they’re twice that; which is big enough to swallow the entirity of human knowledge.
So I was trashing stuff.
Well, ho-hum! As I understand it, trash occupies hard-drive space too until emptied. It was getting bigger-and-bigger.
And I had images in my desktop folders years old.
A slew of ‘57 Chevy photographs, and photos of rusting classic-cars my all-knowing blowhard brother-in-Boston never identified.
So I picked through my trash, saving what few images I thought I might need (no Dr. Ruth), and trashed major portions of my desktop folders.
Finally, the great moment: “empty trash?”
Cruncha! OS-X does a crunching sound of breaking glass.

• RE: “‘Old guy’ with the SpotMatic.......” —My macho, blowhard brother-from-Boston, who is 13 years younger than me, calls me “the old guy” as a put-down (I also am the oldest). The “SpotMatic” is my old Pentax SpotMatic single-lens-reflex 35mm film camera I used about 40 years, since replaced by a Nikon D100 digital camera.
• “‘Pyooter” is computer.
• “Windoze®” is Microsoft Windows. The scuttlebutt among Apple-geeks is that Microsoft is inferior. My siblings all use Microsoft Windows computers, but since I use an Apple Macintosh (“MAC”), I’m stupid and of-the-Devil.
• “My all-knowing blowhard brother-in-Boston,” the macho ad-hominem king, noisily badmouths everything I do or say.
• “Dr. Ruth” is Dr. Ruth Westheimer, a supposed sexual therapist for the elderly. —I did a blog on her a few months ago.
• “OS-X” (OS-10; also OSX) is the current operating system for Apple computers.

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Saturday, July 11, 2009

Bip!

WHAT WAS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN:
Engage U-scan terminal. Push start-button.
“Welcome to Tops. If you have a Tops favored-customer card, please scan it now.”
Carefully place Tops favored-customer keytag over scanner platen.
“Bip!”
“Welcome Tops favored-customer. Please scan your first item now.
Please place scanned item in plastic bag that clutters landfill 700 years.
Ah-ah-ah! Naughty-naughty! Not in reuseable shopping bag.
Please place scanned item in plastic bag that clutters landfill 700 years.”
“Over here, sir,” the pimply young attendent interjects. “You can transfer your groceries to your reuseable shopping bag, after which I throw out your plastic bag, thereby consigning it to clutter the landfill 700 years.”

WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED:
Engage U-scan terminal. Push start-button.
“Welcome to Tops. If you have a Tops favored-customer card, please scan it now.”
Place Tops favored-customer keytag over scanner platen.
Nothing.
“Oh, for crying out loud,” I think. “This is the same thing that happened last week.”
Transfer all groceries to another U-scan terminal; just like last week.
Engage U-scan terminal. Push start-button.
“Welcome to Tops. If you have a Tops favored-customer card, please scan it now.”
Gingerly place Tops favored-customer keytag over scanner platen.
Again, nothing.
Okay; try scanning groceries. It did that last week.
Nothing.
“I give up!”
I say. “I got better things to do than waste time with a wonky machine.”
I’m always interested in fiddling technology.
I generally always use the U-scans; they’ve worked before.
Once in Altoony I attempted to use a ‘pyooter terminal to order a sub — that is, until a certain bluster-boy butted in, bellowing “I speak English” to the cowering clerk.
I wasn’t actually able to complete ‘pyooter ordering of a sub until my next visit, when the Bluster-Boy wasn’t along.

• “Tops” is a large supermarket-chain based in Buffalo we occasionally buy groceries at. They have a store in Canandaigua.
• “Altoony” is Altoona, PA, location of Horseshoe Curve (the “mighty Curve”), by far the BEST railfan spot I have ever been to. Horseshoe Curve is a national historic site. It was a trick used by the Pennsylvania Railroad to get over the Allegheny mountains without steep grades. Horseshoe Curve was opened in 1854, and is still in use. (I am a railfan, and have been since I was a child.)
• “‘Pyooter” is computer.
• The “Bluster-Boy” is my all-knowing, blowhard brother-from-Boston, the macho ad-hominem king, who noisily badmouths everything I do or say. —We had ridden our motorcyles to “the mighty Curve.” He, of course, rides a noisy Harley; and me a Honda, making me of-the-Devil.

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Friday, July 10, 2009

Sigh.........


The book.

Another weighty tome far too involved and detailed to read.
I should know better, and guess I do. I haven’t ordered a book in years.
The book is The Florida Keys Overseas Railway by Warren Zeiller, ordered online from Signature Press.
As an old railfan I’ve always been interested in the Florida Keys Overseas Railway, another one of those incredible railroad projects, in this case to build a continuous railroad all the way to Key West.
Previously the trip to Key West involved a slew of ferry trips, mostly from key to key.
Building a railroad involves heavy construction of the infrastructure that can support a railroad, including in this case a slew of long cross-water passages.
Although the water crossed wasn’t very deep; often no more than knee-deep.
Railroad equipment can be fairly heavy, even extremely heavy. A roadbed has to be constructed that won’t sink, and trestles and/or bridges had to be built over water.
Trestles made of wood pilings deteriorate, so original trestle construction was replaced with multi-arched concrete viaducts.


Remains of the Bow Channel Viaduct north of Sugarloaf Key. (The old highway was built right on top.) (Photo by Warren Zeiller.)

It was a monstrous undertaking; more challenging than the dreamers posited.
But it was built: a continuous railroad all the way to Key West.
Some could be built on land, but a lot was on viaduct over water.
It lasted until 1935, when a powerful hurricane washed out parts of it.
Rebuilding it was beyond-the-pale, especially since the reason it was built never developed.
That was trade with Cuba.
Make no mistake, the viability of railroading is moving freight, not passengers.
Passengers are always secondary. A railroad can move passengers expeditiously (witness the commute into New York City), but the money is in freight.
The Florida Keys Overseas Railway was sort of a lightweight. I don’t think it could have supported heavy freight haulage.
Maybe the freight haulage when built, but not what developed over the next 20-30 years.


Remains of the long Moser Channel Bridge looking west from Pigeon Key. New highway is at left. (Photo by Warren Zeiller.)

Quite a bit of the overseas railroad still existed after the hurricane; e.g. the concrete viaducts and bridges.
It was sold to the Florida Highway Department, and used to construct a continuous highway to Key West.
Since then a new highway was built to Key West, and the old road abandoned.
Parts of the viaducts were broken, and old bridges removed. Remnants of the long viaducts, still quite striking, are used as fishing piers.
My wife and I traversed this new road, U.S. Route One, about 1979 in a rental Thunderbird.
Saw the southernmost-point-in-the-continental-U.S. marker pictured at left.
The new road parallels quite a bit of the old overseas railroad, what had become the previous highway.
Some of the bridges had been removed to open channels and block access.
This included arches of concrete viaducts.
The old highway was rotting.
15 years have passed since my stroke, and I’m told it compromised my ability to concentrate.
Well I guess so. Reading material gets shoved aside.
A while ago I got a book by Brock Yates on Harley-Davidson motorcycles; “Outlaw Machine.”
I managed to read the whole thing, but it went along fairly well; i.e. not muddled in detail.
Not too long ago I got another Brock Yates book on Enzo Ferrari.
It was recommended by Tim Belknap (“BELL-napp”), retired from the mighty Mezz, and a car-guy like me.
Yates’ Ferrari book pillories Ferrari as a pompous jerk; and that his road-cars weren’t very good — just cashing in on his reputation.
Well, maybe so. But I know too that Yates often makes a mountain-out-of-a-molehill to popularize an issue.
But the Harley book was great. So I got the book — a slightly used library book.
I managed to read about a third of it, but gave up. It was detailing every race the Ferrari team had ever entered.
The pillorying of Ferrari is in there somewhere, but I never got that far.
What I did read of it was in waiting-rooms when our poor dog Killian was being treated for cancer. (He didn’t survive.)
So now another unreadable tome.
I’m sure the author had great fun researching the intricate details of this vast overseas railway project.
But I can’t get interested in such minutia — at least not now.
The book will get glanced at and then filed away.

• I am a railfan, and have been since I was a child.
• My wife of 41+ years is “Linda.”
• I had a stroke October 26, 1993.
• “Brock Yates” is a western NY automotive writer and car-enthusiast who participated in the founding of Car & Driver magazine in the middle ‘60s. He has retired.
• The “mighty Mezz” is the Canandaigua Daily-Messenger newspaper, from where I retired over three years ago. Best job I ever had.
• “Killian” was a previous dog; a rescue Irish-Setter. He was dog number five — our fifth Irish-Setter. We are now on “Scarlett,” another Irish-Setter, dog number six — also a rescue dog.

Wednesday, July 08, 2009

Continuing saga of the Cherry-Bomb


Cherry-Bomb. (Photo by Linda Hughes.)

Art Dana’s fabulous Cherry-Bomb (pictured) sits semi-crippled in my garage.
Actually, it’s not crippled; it just doesn’t have any steering.
I.e. it’s not drivable.
Art Dana (“DAY-nuh”) is the retired bus-driver from Transit with fairly severe Parkinson’s disease. We have similar interests.
The Cherry-Bomb is Art’s fabulous 1949 Ford custom hot-rod.
Other pictures of this car are in this blog at “We’re not young any more.”
It’s a gorgeous car, but obviously from an earlier era.


Rear of Cherry-Bomb in my garage. (Photo by the so-called “old guy” with the dreaded and utterly reprehensible Nikon D100 camera.)

As you can see, the taillights are tiny — certainly not the glittering mega-jewels ya see now.
Bias-ply wide-whites, a visor, and no safety equipment at all.
No seatbelts, no airbags, and a solid steel dashboard (unpadded) awaiting your face.
And a steering-column that would impale you.
It’s hard to imagine doing 100 mph in this thing, but it was probably capable of that.
And it has all the custom-car gimcracks. Dummy spotlights, blue-dots on the taillights, brows on the headlights, flames, skirts, flipper hubcaps, nosed and decked, and louvers in the hood.
And fuzzy-dice on the inside rear-view mirror.


An honest-to-God Ford Flat-head V8. (Note Offy heads.)(Photo by the so-called “old guy” with the dreaded and
utterly reprehensible Nikon D100 camera with flash.)


Most important to me is that it’s a Flatty.
Ya don’t see many of them around any more. Flat-heads usually got replaced by the Small-Block Chevy V8.
It’s also been converted to floor-shift — a Hurst shift-lever.
Art says all the numbers match, which means the engine is original to the car.
But it has high-compression Offenhauser (“AWF-en-HOW-zrrr”) cast-aluminum cylinder-heads.
And what turn-signals it has are a J.C. Whitney add-on.
In 1949 turn-signals were new to the scene; an option.
The first car in our family that had turn-signals was our 1953 Chevrolet — the infamous “Blue Bomb;” the car I learned to drive in.
Self-canceling too. A J.C. Whitney add-on is not self-canceling.
Prior to turn-signals, ya just rolled your side-window down and stuck your arm out.
The same turn-signals ya use on a motorbike, if it has no turn-signals — most do now.
Which meant turns rarely got signaled.
Ya weren’t rolling down the window if it was snowing.
Turn-signals on the Cherry-Bomb are wired into the parking-lights.
Those too are tiny and weak — hardly the beacons ya now see.


The Cherry-Bomb. (Photo by Linda Hughes.)

The steering on Art’s car was extremely sloppy — almost 3/4-turns of play.
The Pitman-arm had been replaced — that’s the heavy steel forging between the steering-box and the wheel-linkage; arm-like, but only about 4-5 inches long.
Suspect was the steering-box itself; which can wear out.
Art tried to farm out rebuilding it, but kept crashing mightily in flames.
I have a pit in my garage, so Art suggested we remove the steering-box ourselves.
I suggested we needed another body, perhaps Joe Libinati (“Lib-uh-NOT-eee”), another retired bus-driver who got the Cherry-Bomb running by replacing a defective electric fuel-pump.
We were unable to remove the steering-box.
Art had an old shop-manual, but it had an exploded drawing of the steering so tiny and confusing it was undecipherable.
Steering-wheel removed. Then the U-bolt clamping the steering-column.
The standard column-shift shift linkage was still there, although the shift-lever had been hacksawed off. It was no longer connected to the tranny.
The steering-box was unmounted from the left frame-rail, although a bolt broke — one of three.
But we were unable to get the steering-box out, because the shaft from the steering-wheel wasn’t letting us angle it.
And that shaft was inside the steering-column, which we couldn’t back out of position.
We thought the shaft might be separate parts, but it’s not. The tiny exploded drawing was impossible to make sense of.
Figuring there was some trick we were unaware of, we gave up.
Art went back home, and no more Libinati. —He was taking a break from grand-parent babysitting anyway.
On the phone for Art.
He called his friend “Louey,” who said getting a steering-box out of a ‘49 Ford should be no trouble at all.
Louey has two ‘49 Fords himself. I guess he’s a retired equipment mechanic, and he suggested he would help Art.
Louey and Art arrived yesterday (Tuesday, July 7, 2009) in Art’s Toyota Camry. Art can drive but feels unsafe about it. Louey was doing the driving. The Parkinson’s is compromising Art’s depth-perception.
Louey is in his 70s, but still pretty agile. About the same as me.
He dove into the interior of Art’s car, tore up carpet, and started removing a small sheet-metal panel on the firewall.
That panel was what was blocking our removing the steering-column.
Of course, Louey also knew the shaft between the steering-box and the steering-wheel was continuous. We had no idea, and it looked like multiple pieces — especially in the exploded view.
Twenty minutes at most; column removed, and then the steering-box, five-foot-long steering shaft intact.
Everything in a plastic Weggers bag, and back into Art’s Camry.
Back to Art’s home; location of a work-bench.

Art called today (Wednesday, July 8, 2009), and said the steering-box was apart, and looked okay. It will get rebuilt, and then reinstalled.
He had to buy a rebuild kit (gaskets and shims) from some place in Lockport — but the shop can’t get it until Saturday (July 11, 2009).
He can’t get it until the following weekend, as he will be in Thousand Islands until the end of next week.
So for now, the Cherry-Bomb just sits. —Art feels bad it’s taking up part of my garage, but I told him I wasn’t that worried about it.
“So far I’ve showed off that car to who knows how many people. Some appreciate it, and some don’t. My neighbor across the street suggested it needed a six-cylinder.
NO WAY JOSÈ! Would ya put a slant-six in a Hemi-Charger?
That thing is a classic. That it’s a Flatty is what stands out.

• “Linda Hughes” is my wife of 41+ years.
• “Transit” equals Regional Transit Service, the transit-bus operator in Rochester, NY, where I drove transit-bus for 16&1/2 years (1977-1993). —Art was another bus-driver.
• Before radial-ply tires, tires were “bias-ply;” tread-casing at a 45° angle to the sidewall. “Radial-ply” tread-casings are at 90° to the sidewall, and handle much better than bias-ply tires. —Radial construction was costly to implement, but now all tires used are radials.
• A “wide-white” is the nickname for a white sidewall tire. “Wide-whites” were very popular in the ‘50s. (The full width of the sidewall being white.)
• RE: “Skirts, flipper hubcaps, nosed and decked.....” —Fender-skirts are the fitment over the rear wheel-wells that cover the space — very popular in the ‘50s. —“Flipper hubcaps” are hubcaps with a rotating flipper. Art’s car has flippers on the front wheels. —“Nosed and decked” refers to -a) removing the hood-ornament from the hood, and filling the mounting-holes; and -b) removing any and all trim items from the trunk lid, so that appearance is smooth. Hot-rodders often did this.
• RE: “‘Old guy’ with the dreaded and utterly reprehensible Nikon D100.......” —My macho, blowhard brother-from-Boston, who is 13 years younger than me, calls me “the old guy” as a put-down (I also am the oldest). I also am loudly excoriated by all my siblings for preferring a professional camera (like the Nikon D100) instead of a point-and-shoot. This is because I long ago sold photos to nationally published magazines.
• Our family’s 1953 Chevrolet Two-Ten two-door sedan was nicknamed the “Blue Bomb,” because it was a pig, and navy-blue.
• The Chevrolet “Small-Block” V8 was introduced at 265 cubic-inches displacement in the 1955 model-year. It continued production for years, first at 283 cubic inches, then 327, then 350. Other displacements were also manufactured. The Chevrolet “Big-Block” V8 was introduced in the 1965 model-year at 396 cubic-inches, and was unrelated to the Small-Block. It was made in various larger displacements: 402, 427 and 454 cubic inches. It’s still made as a truck-motor, but not installed in cars any more; although you can get it as a crate-motor, for self-installation.
• “J.C. Whitney” is a mail-order supplier of el-cheapo auto paraphernalia. They sold turn-signal conversion kits for non-signal antique cars.
• “Tranny” is transmission; in this case a three-speed manual with a clutch.
• “Weggers” is Wegmans, a large supermarket-chain based in Rochester we often buy groceries at.
• “Lockport” is an old Erie Canal town west of Rochester near Buffalo, the location of a series of canal locks to climb the Niagara Escarpment.
• “Hemi” (“HEM-eee””) is the infamous Chrysler V8 engine with hemispherical combustion chambers — a very significant engine. A “slant-six” is the slightly inclined six-cylinder Chrysler engine used in small cars from the late ‘60s through the ‘80s. It was very reliable but small and low-output.

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Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Monthly Calendar Report for July, 2009


The famed “Hawksbill Creek Swimming-Hole” shot. It’s August of 1956. (Photo by O. Winston Link.)

—The July 2009 entry of my O. Winston Link “Steam and Steel” calendar is one of his most famous photographs ever, the “Hawksbill Creek Swimming-Hole” picture.
In daylight, the Hawksbill Creek Swimming-Hole in Luray, VA isn’t very photogenic.
Link took photographs here in daylight, but they aren’t this. The sun is behind the train, and to the right.
Worst of all are decrepit mill buildings trackside and overlooking the creek — at least three stories, maybe four. —The buildings loom over everything.
Link cropped out the mill buildings, or at least set up his photograph to not include them.
They would have been a monstrous distraction. The photo works because of no mill buildings.
And so we have another classic Link nightime shot, with 89 bazilyun flashbulbs.
Photo by O. Winston Link.
The swimming-pool picture.
This is much better than backlighted sunlight.
Children splash in the swimmin’ hole, and a giant Y6 articulated (2-8-8-2) rumbles over the bridge.
Link took other swimming pictures, e.g. the swimming-pool picture at left, in Welch, WV.
The swimming-pool picture is okay, but not the Hawksbill Creek Swimming-Hole picture.
As art, the Hawksbill Creek Swimming-Hole picture isn’t that much, but Link was more a master of photo illustration, which it is.


It’s a Hemi. (Photo by David Newhardt.)

—The July 2009 entry of my Motorbooks Musclecars calendar is a 1969 Dodge Charger R/T.
Anything “Hemi” (“HEM-eee”) is probably the most collectible musclecar of all.
This car is probably worth $100,000 or more.
The Hemi came in three iterations, -a) the early ones from 1951 through the 1958 model-year; -b) the second ones — which this car is; and -c) the current iteration now available.
“Hemi” stands for hemispherical combustion-chambers, a special arrangement where the intake and exhaust valves (poppets) were splayed at 90° to the crankshaft.
Usually the intake and exhaust valves in a post-war V8 lined up in a row, parallel to the crankshaft. That way only one rocker-shaft was required to make the valves overhead.
But this involved compromise. If the intakes were aimed at the carburetor, the exhaust valves also aimed at the carburetor; instead of the exhaust manifold. —This was okay if both intake and exhaust exited the top of the cylinder-heads, but standard practice was to exit the exhausts out the opposite sides of the cylinder-heads.
The end result of a single rocker-shaft was intakes aimed at the carburetor, but exhausts aimed the wrong way.
Contorted exhaust routing caused poor engine-breathing.
The Hemi addressed this by having two rocker-shafts; allowing the intake-valves to be aimed at the carburetor, and exhaust-valves to be aimed toward the side-mounted exhaust manifolds. —Another solution was ball-stud rockers; an idea that debuted in the 1955 model-year; both Pontiac and Chevrolet. No rocker-shafts, which meant the valves could be splayed like a Hemi. But the splaying of valves with ball-stud rockers didn’t debut until the Chevy Big-Block in the 1965 model-year.
In a Hemi, the intake and exhaust valves could be turned 90° relative to the crankshaft; intakes aimed straight at the carburetor, and exhausts aimed straight at the exhaust-manifold.
Such an arrangement breathed much better than the standard post-war V8, but there was a penalty: weight.
A cylinder-head casting to accommodate such an arrangement was immense; a large heavy cast-iron casting.
The early Hemi was Chrysler Corporation’s attempt to one-up the competition; the post-war V8s introduced in the 1949 model-year, mainly Oldsmobile and Cadillac.
It was mainly a Chrysler application, although Dodge and Desoto also had Hemis.
The early Hemi wasn’t known as “Hemi;” it was “FireDome,” etc.
The fact it was a hemispherical combustion-chamber wasn’t played up by calling it the “Hemi.” —Although hot-rodders did.
The “FireDome” V8s cost a lot to produce, so although high-speed power output could be prolific, the early Hemi V8s only lasted until the 1958 model-year. The hemispherical combustion-chamber was replaced by standard practice; one rocker-shaft with valves in a row. Power output could be made large, by making the engine large — 440 cubic inches.
This was known as the “B-block,” and had drag-racing success.
Such a motor could be made immensely powerful, but the NASCAR boys were itching for the high-speed power output of a Hemi.
So hemi-heads were grafted onto the B-block, producing Hemi iteration number two.
NASCAR required that such a motor be available to the general public, so it was brought to market in the Dodge Charger and various Plymouths. (There also were Hemi pony-cars; e.g. the Plymouth Barracuda, and the Dodge Challenger.)
By now it was called the “Hemi;” and was at 426 cubic inches, the NASCAR displacement. (NASCAR at that time was limited to seven liters; 427 cubic inches.)
It became nicknamed “the elephant motor,” mainly because it was so powerful.
The main thing was that it developed prodigious amounts of horsepower at high engine speeds; the result of its free-breathing hemispherical combustion-chambers.
He’s got the chalkboard inside the Charger’s rear wing.
Hemi iteration number two was fairly successful as a Chrysler option on Dodges and Plymouths, and even powered the first NASCAR stocker to lap at over 200 mph, Buddy Baker in a winged Charger Daytona in 1970 at the gigantic Talladega racetrack in Alabama.
The calendar Charger has the sunken rear window glass indented between flying butresses. NASCAR Chargers had a raised rear window that matched the flying butresses — a fastback, sort of.
But NASCAR outlawed the Hemi as too powerful and not very stock.
Now we have iteration number three, the so-called “Hemi” V8 now available.
It’s cashing in on the fabulous Hemi reputation.
Don’t know if it’s hemispherical combustion-chambers (two rocker-shafts), but it appears to be.
It’s also aluminum cylinder-head castings, which aren’t so heavy.
But it’s still only two valves per cylinder, with the valve-actuating camshaft nestled down in the engine-block between the cylinder-heads.
Many motorcycle engines are the free-breathing hemispherical combustion-chambers, but four valves per cylinder with more direct overhead camshaft valve actuation.
No matter, during the ‘70s, the Hemi was an extraordinary engine.
An editor at Car & Driver magazine even got one to store in his basement.


Spitfire! (Photo by Philip Makanna©.)

—The July 2009 entry of my Ghosts WWII warbirds calendar is one of the most famous warbirds of all time, a Supermarine Spitfire.
The Spitfire is the most venerable WWII warbird to the British, just like the P51 Mustang is to Americans.
The Spit was first flown in March of 1936, and sprang from the design desk of R.J. Mitchell, who had previously submitted an unsuccessful design for a similar fighter, the Type 224. Once given the freedom to design an aircraft outside of the strict Air Ministry specifications, his Type 300 emerged as a clear winner; so much so that a new Air Ministry specification was written to match the new design.
As far as I ever knew (although I’m not sure of it), the Spitfire follows an air-racing seaplane design; and the seaplane had two exposed pontoons.
The Spit is pretty much the same shape, but no pontoons.
Photo by Philip Makanna©.
Hurricane.
It was a phenomenal airplane for its time, although the Battle of Britain was won more by the Hawker Hurricane (pictured at left) — or so I’m told. That and the fact the Germans changed tactics and started bombing civilians instead of factories.
The Spit is powered by a Rolls-Royce Merlin water-cooled V12 engine of 1,478 horsepower, not the Packard-Merlin in the P51 Mustang (1,695 horsepower). —Although the Mk XVI Spit had the Packard-Merlin.
Spitfires saw variations of the Merlin over the years, of increasing horsepower; and even used the larger Rolls-Royce Griffon V12 of 2,250 horsepower. (It used a five-bladed propeller.)
The Merlin V12 is a British design, but apparently more successful than the American Allison V12.
—So successful the Merlin found its way into the P51 Mustang, although the first Mustangs were Allison.
The Merlin was turned over to Packard here in America, and they had the moxie to extract even more power from it.
The Hurricane was also the Merlin V12, but only 1,280 horsepower. The Hurricane and Spitfire were designed at the same time, although the Hurricane was designed to the earlier Air Ministry specification.
But apparently the Hurricane was a match for the German Messerschmitt Bf 109, except in a dive. The Messerschmitt had fuel-injection, so wouldn’t starve for fuel.
The Hurricane even had fabric body covering.
The Spitfire was superior to the Hurricane, but its numbers were not as prolific.
Of interest to me is that exposed tailwheel. Even the tailwheel retracts in a Mustang, although the Mk VII Spit had a retractable tailwheel.


The influence of O. Winston Link. (Photo by Willie Brown.)

—The July 2009 entry of my Norfolk Southern Employees calendar is a shot by Norfolk Southern engineer Willie Brown of his 9-year-old son Will fishing in Captana Creek near Powhatan, OH.
It’s a classic O. Winston Link shot — human interest with railroading in the background.
The calendar mentions that father Willie is a railfan, yet his son Will isn’t.
The only way Dad can get Will to join him on railfan jaunts is to promise fishing.
I can understand this.
I’m a railfan, yet my father wasn’t.
My younger brother Bill isn’t, yet his son Tom is.
My friend Chip (Charles Walker, a Transit employee) was a railfan, and tried to pass that along to his son Tim, but it crashed.
Chip would visit to watch my train videos, and bring along son Tim.
Within seconds his son Tim was bored-to-tears, and became antsy.
Late one night many years ago, I came home from work, and there was my brother Bill’s son Tom, only five, entranced by my train videos.
Next morning we’re quietly eating our breakfast, and I said “It’s 9:10. Right about now Amtrak’s eastbound “Niagara Rainbow” is in the Rochester station, about to leave.
KA-BOOM! We exploded out the door and piled into my brother’s car. Up to the infamous “Cut-Out,” a railfan viewing spot.
The place was popular because it was right before a signal-bridge. When a train was coming, the lights came on.
“Outta the car,” I shouted. “The lights are on. It’s in the block!”
The Niagara appeared, and bore down on us. The boys in the cab had the hammer down — black smoke was pouring out of the engines.
This was back when the Niagara was the Turbo.
I hoisted Tom atop my shoulders, just like my father used to do.
I grabbed Tom’s arm, and we began giving the famous up-and-down signal.
The train flashed by; at least 60 mph into the dawning sun.
But the boys saw our signal: “PRAAAAMMP!”
That’s better than what my father and I got.
We’d set up next to the railroad tracks east of Haddonfield, where the crews had to whistle for road-crossings anyway.
Don’t know if they were whistling for me, but I always thought they were.
It was the Pennsylvania-Reading (“REDD-ing,” not “READ-ing”) Seashore Lines (PRSL), and the engines were still steam — usually Pennsylvania Railroad K4 Pacifics (4-6-2), with the gorgeous red keystone number-plate on the front smokebox door.
(PRSL also ran Reading steam, but they were ugly.)
My father and brother understood, I guess, even though they weren’t railfans.
They humored us.
My mother noisily declared railfaning was stupid. —If a train was at the Haddonfield station, I’d drive my mother crazy wanting to see it.
Sometimes I think it was those old steam-engines that did it, or perhaps the GG1 electric locomotive in northern Delaware after our family moved there. —I saw many.
Anyone who’s read this blog, knows I think the Pennsylvania Railroad’s GG1 is the greatest railroad locomotive of all time.
But steam-engines were no longer around for Tom, and I’m not sure he even saw a GG1.
Every time I saw one, it was doing 80-100 mph.
So why is Tom a railfan?
I know I’m also a sucker for the fact 89 bazilyun tons of hurtling steel can be kept on path by tiny flanges following a fixed guideway.
And that railroading can be so efficient; moving gobs of freight with little effort.
There also is the fact a railroad requires so little land compared to a highway.
The only caveat is that grades be kept minimal; less than 1% is optimal. (That’s one foot of climb every 100 feet forward.)
Interstate highways approach 6%, and regular highways go steeper.
For that, one truck-tractor works fine. But that’s only pulling one-or-two trailers. A train can move over 200.
So my whole life has been spent chasing trains. My wife wonders why every vacation seems to involve chasing trains.
It’s taken me all over the country, including out west.
I remember backing our HUGE E250 Ford van up a dirt road up a mountainside, out in the middle of nowhere in Wyoming, along Union Pacific’s famous Sherman Hill line.
I also remember driving that van through a culvert under UP’s Harriman line, and reaching up top to make sure the van cleared.
Photo by the so-called “old guy” with the Pentax Spotmatic camera.
This is in the ‘80s, when she was still burning coal. (Since converted to burn fuel-oil.)
I have a train-video of a restored Union Pacific steam-locomotive climbing the Harriman. I recognized the barbed-wire fence in that video. I stood atop that fence once to photograph the same locomotive, #3985, the largest restored steam-locomotive running, a 4-6-6-4 articulated (picture at left).
I of course have ridden behind it, and many others.
Once I rode behind restored Nickel Plate steam-locomotive #765 up New River Gorge in West Virginia.
A railfan epiphany. That thing was boomin’-and-zoomin’. 75+ mph.
We’d blast upon road-crossings, whistle screaming. Up on the hillside were little kids waving with their mothers.
I cried. Eons ago, that was my father and me.
41+ years married to a railfan. Been to places we’d never have seen.
“Beats chasing women,” my wife always says.


A customized ‘36 Ford roadster.

—The July 2009 entry of my Oxman hot-rod calendar is more a custom than a hot-rod — a hot-rod meant more to look unique, than just go fast.
It’s a 1936 Ford roadster, not that much a hot-rod to me.
But one has to remember two things:
—A) ‘30s Fords were cheap and plentiful.
—B) They could accommodate Old Henry’s Flat-head V8 (many came with it), around which a giant hot-rodding industry sprang up.
Also a factor was that the ‘30s Fords were some of the most attractively styled cars of all time.
The ‘32 and ‘34 Fords are the standards by which all hot-rods are judged. They were eminently attractive as hot-rods; very spare yet stylish.
The first ideal hot-rods were the ‘32s with a souped-up Flat-head V8.
The Chevrolet Small-Block V8, introduced in the 1955 model-year, replaced the Flat-head as the engine-of-choice; but the ‘32 Ford was still the most desirable — just powered by Chevrolet.
The car pictured is more a custom than a hot-rod; especially with it’s styled-on Lasalle grille.
It’s still pretty much a hot-rod in function, but more a custom in appearance.
I guess it could be drag-raced, but it looks more like a kroozer — more for picking up girls than trouncing competitors.

Now for my two most moribund calendars, although the sportscar calendar looks great. It’s just an unappealing car.


Nearly new Fairbanks Morse C-Liners near Duncannon in 1956. (Photo by Martin K. Zak©.)

—The July 2009 entry of my Audio-Visual Designs B&W All-Pennsy Calendar is Fairbanks Morse C-Liners on a freight-train near Duncannon on the Pennsy main.
It’s kind of a dumb picture, but I run it because it demonstrates the predicament Pennsy found itself in because it held off so long from dieselizing.
Pennsy was one of the final holdouts against dieselization. The last holdout was Norfolk & Western, which Pennsy tried to merge with.
Many railroads started dieselizing in the ‘40s, but not coal-roads like Pennsy and Norfolk & Western.
Coal was the fuel steam locomotives burned. To give up on steam locomotion was a slap-in-the-face to a major cargo.
But the handwriting was on the wall.
Steam locomotion needed much heavy maintenance, plus lineside coaling stations and water-towers.
Ditching steam locomotion meant ditching many costly facilities, and an army of maintainers.
Diesel-electrics were better suited to railroad operations; moving heavy trains slowly over mountains.
Steam locomotion was economy champ at high speed. Yet most railroads, especially Pennsy, weren’t configured for fast running.
West of the Appalachians they were, but in Pennsylvania they weren’t.
For dragging heavy trains over mountains, diesel-electric was champ.
So by 1950, Pennsy started to make the great switch.
Trouble was, it needed so many locomotives, the best diesel locomotive supplier at that time, General Motors’ Electromotive Division (EMD), couldn’t possibly fulfill the need.
Pennsy had to buy diesel locomotives from everybody and anybody, including suppliers inferior to EMD.
Worst of all was Baldwin, the locomotive manufacturer located near Philadelphia on Pennsy, that had built so many steam locomotives for Pennsy of Pennsy design.
Baldwin diesels were unreliable and would cripple on the railroad. Crews loathed them. A cripple ties up the railroad — it blocks track.
Other suppliers were Alco and Lima (“LYE-muh,” not “LEE-muh”)-Hamilton; Alco being the American Locomotive Works, the other major supplier of steam locomotives.
Alcos were fairly reliable, but not as reliable as EMD.
Lima-Hamilton was an outgrowth of Lima Locomotive Works, a third major supplier of steam locomotives, who engineered “SuperPower” in the ‘20s and ‘30s, maximization of steam locomotive power output. —Except SuperPower worked best at high speed — a boiler/firebox that could keep up.
Baldwin eventually merged with Lima-Hamilton into Baldwin-Lima-Hamilton, but BLH eventually tanked.
Another diesel locomotive supplier was Fairbanks-Morse, use of an opposed piston diesel-engine it manufactured for submarines.
I should explain Fairbanks-Morse opposed-piston engines.
Two piston-tops face each other in a common cylinder, with a crankshaft up top, and another at bottom. —The twin cranks are geared to each other.
The pistons approach each other, compressing the air-charge within the cylinder to extremely high pressure and temperature.
As the twin pistons top (bottom crank) and bottom (top crank), a diesel-fuel charge is injected, and it self-ignites and explodes in the hot extremely compressed air-charge; forcing the pistons apart; and turning the crankshafts.
No cylinder-heads. The compressed air-charge is between the approaching pistons.
Usually it’s only one piston in the cylinder-bore approaching the cylinder-head to compress the air-charge.
The amount of diesel-fuel injected determines the power output; there’s no throttling the air-charge. “Run-Eight” is usually the full fuel-charge in an EMD locomotive.
Fairbanks-Morse may have been something else.
The trouble(s) with an opposed piston engine are -a) twice the crankshaft maintenance, and -b) a tall engine package.
Also, a marine (submarine) engine in a railroad environment is asking for trouble.
A marine environment is placid. A railroad environment is slamming the poor engine around with heavy vibration.
It could be so rough it twisted things, lunching the crankshaft bearings, and even breaking crankshafts.
Yet Pennsy had to buy such things as a consequence of holding off on dieselization.
Fairbanks-Morse eventually stopped making diesel locomotives.
The plant their locomotives were built at was General Electric in Erie, PA — prompting the name “Erie-builts.”
Fairbanks-Morse didn’t have the factory capacity to manufacture railroad locomotives.
The locos pictured are Fairbanks-Morse’s “Consolidation-line;” C-liners.
The C-liners were Fairbanks-Morse’s second line a diesel locomotives, manufactured from 1950 to 1956.
Not many were built — only 165; 99 in the U.S. — most purchased by Pennsy and New York Central.
Pennsy didn’t get state-of-the-art diesel locomotive operation until it became mostly EMD later. The Baldwins and Fairbanks-Morse and Lima-Hamiltons were junked.
The General Electric plant in Erie went on to manufacture its own diesel railroad locomotives, prompting Alco to tank.
GE had been supplying electrical components; e.g. traction-motors and generators.
They were called “Alco-GE.”


An ultra-rare Monteverdi HAI grand-touring car; 1971.

—The July entry of my Oxman legendary sportscar calendar is a 1971 Monteverdi (“mahn-tuh-VAIR-deee”) HAI grand-touring car; another reaction to the intransigence of Ferrari like DeTomaso (“de-to-MAH-so;” as in “oh”) and Lamborghini (“lamb-or-GEE-nee;” as in “guy”).
Enzo demanded his dealer in Switzerland pay an advance for 100 cars, and his dealer in Switzerland went ballistic.
The result was the Monteverdi HAI, and this was the prototype, that appeared at the Geneva Auto Show in 1970. (Monteverdi had built earlier cars.)
Unfortunately it looks rather turgid, unlike some of the graceful cars that came out of Ferrari.
It’s only noticeable feature is its lowness. You’re sitting on the pavement.
It’s powered by a 450 horsepower Chrysler Hemi engine, good for 4.9 seconds to 60, and a top speed of 180 mph; if you dare.
At that speed I bet that front-end was hunting all over the place. It’s channeling air under the car. It would fly like a shingle. Aerodynamics was not what it is now.
The Monteverdi HAI didn’t do very well; they only produced a few cars. They claim as many as 14, but automotive historians say four.
DeTomaso tanked too; its Mangusta (“Mahn-GOOSE-tuh”) handled poorly (relative to a Ferrari), despite looking great. Like the Monteverdi it also had Detroit power, the Ford 302 Small-Block.
It was mid-engine. The Monteverdi HAI also mid-engine, but the Hemi.
Following the Mangusta was the DeTomaso Pantera (“pan-TAIR-uh”), marketed by Lincoln-Mercury dealers. It too had a mid-engine Ford V8, the 351 Cleveland motor. And it was much cheaper and better than the Mangusta.
The Pantera is still a concept I lust after.
Another product of the tempestuous Italian supercar industry was the Bizzarrini 5300 GT. It had Corvette power.
Only Lamborghini survives. Monteverdi tanked in 1984.

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