Thursday, June 18, 2009

Facebook silliness

It’s pushing 10 p.m., and since I don’t do FlagOut any more, I have more time to pursue things like Facebook.
Facebook is one of six tabs I keep permanently open on my machine.
FireFox (WOOPS; “Fox-Fire”) will do that; keep sites permanently open, so that I never have to log in.
Permanently open are -a) FlagOut; -b) the Curve web-cam; -c) my MyCast weather radar; -d) my blog site, -e) Facebook; and -f) my RoadRunner e-mail.
Being permanently open, I never have to log into any of them; although -1) I’ve been considering deactivating FlagOut; and -2) my RoadRunner e-mail has some security protection requiring a FireFox master password.
Usually, when I highlight the Facebook tab, I get my Facebook page — no log-in required.
But not this time.
“Robert Hughes already has a Facebook. Please sign up to access it.” (It shows my profile tongue-shot.)
Photo by Dave Wheeler with flash.
“WHAT?” Oh well, nothing new. Facebook does this every once in a while.
I click “sign up.” No, I don’t want that — I already have a Facebook; I don’t need two.
I make the tab the Facebook log-in; a bookmark (“favorite” to you IE users).
Crank log-in information to log-in page.
BOINK! “Invalid password.”
“I just took it off my prompt-sheet!” I cry.
Okay, maybe I typed the password wrong. All it is is dots — I can’t see what I typed.
Trying again, BOINK! “Invalid password.”
“Okay Facebook,” I say; “I never cared that much anyway.
All ya’ve ever done is lob steaming hairballs at me, and reward me with the latest news about somebody I don’t know picking their belly-button.”
“Somebody has badmouthed Obama with the Facebook bombast tool.”
BOINK! Facebook tab vaporized.

  • “FlagOut” is our family’s web-site, named that because I had a mentally-retarded kid-brother (Down Syndrome) who lived at home, and loudly insisted the flag be flown every day. “Flag-Out! Sun comes up, the flag goes up! Sun goes down, the flag comes down.” I fly the flag partly in his honor. (He died at 15 in 1969.) —I have kind of stopped participating in my family’s web-site. Too much weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth.
  • RE: “Fox-Fire......” —All my siblings use the Microsoft Internet-Explorer (“IE”) Internet browser, and claim FireFox is a tinker-toy. I’ve used both, and find FireFox better. The fact I use it means I’m of-the-Devil. They call it “Fox-Fire” as a put-down.
  • Horseshoe Curve, west of Altoona, Pennsylvania, is by far the BEST railfan spot I have ever been to. Horseshoe Curve is a national historic site. It was a trick used by the Pennsylvania Railroad to get over the Allegheny mountains without steep grades. Horseshoe Curve was opened in 1854, and is still in use. (I am a railfan, and have been since I was a child.) —Horseshoe Curve has a web-cam, but it’s awful.
  • MyCast is my weather radar web-site.
  • “RoadRunner” of Rochester, NY, is my Internet service provider (”ISP”). It’s Time-Warner cable. My e-mail is through them. I use Netscape 7.2 here at home to process my e-mail — it accesses my e-mail via RoadRunner on the POp-server, but RoadRunner apparently also has web-mail; and it throws spam in a folder. I have to delete it once-in-a-while.
  • RE: “Profile tongue-shot....” —My Facebook profile picture is one of me sticking out my tongue. Whenever my mother tried to take my picture (she was always taking pictures), I’d stick out my tongue.
  • “Dave Wheeler” is an editor at the Canandaigua Daily-Messenger newspaper, from where I retired over three years ago. Best job I ever had. He’s also a Houghton grad. (“Houghton” is Houghton College in western New York, from where I graduated with a BA in 1966. I’ve never regretted it, although I graduated as a Ne’er-do-Well, without their blessing. Houghton is an evangelical liberal-arts college.)
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