Saturday, February 24, 2007

This just in.......

  • The weekly meeting of the Never-Alone Club is canceled.
  • “Lose 50 pounds in one month.......” a supermarket ladies’ magazine trumpets.
    It’s splashed atop a picture of a decadent chocolate tort you can make in only 15 minutes.
    Enjoy!
  • The final resting-place of Anna Nicole’s body has been decided by a juvenile-judge.
    Couldn’t they get a judge of adult age?
  • “Little girls’ expectations distracted by over-sexed pop-stars.” Britney and Beyonce and Paris Hilton are then run by. Lotsa cleavage. (“I thought Paris Hilton was a hotel.....”)
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