“Here I am again.....”

“Here I am again,” I said to my credit-card contact.
“It seems I can’t go a billing-cycle without you guys getting ripped off.”
My credit-card bank eats the ripoffs. It’s only nickel-and-dime stuff: $31.43, $29.01; total $95.80. Years ago it was over $1,000. Last time it was nickel-and-dime too.
“What do I hafta do?” I asked. I have the awful temerity, unmitigated gall and horrific audacity to proof my credit-card statement. Three unauthorized charges; two maybe two billing-cycles ago.
“This will be credit-card number-five,” I said. “The last two were only months apart.” This time the unauthorized charges were all Amazon. Last time they were Google-Play.
And every time I change credit-cards I gotta notify Paypal, EZ-Pass, etc, lest the crew-cuts pound my door.
Is this the new normal? Cheese-it pays off porn-stars, et al; but it doesn’t matter, as long as he drains the swamp of them evil Democrats. —Like hello, and then refills the swamp with his short-term lackeys?
A friend awaits the Rapture. “But first Armageddon,” I say; “which may already be here.”
If one of his lackeys blows him in, that lackey gets tweeted “a loser” at 3 a.m. from the Great White Throne.
No wonder Melania sleeps alone.