“What?”

“What?” I shout.
“K-Y intense arousal gel for her.”
www.KY.com.
“Well, I have to go to that,” I say.
“I’m tellin’ ya, J.B., there’s a whole market out there waiting to be plucked.
This sex thing shouldn’t be just for men.
Not just twin bathtubs by the beach, and crackling campfires.
It’s called the flagging housewife market.
No matter she’s 70 years old. ‘Get it on, baby!’”
“No matter the Old Guy is no good in the sack any more.
Just use this here magical ointment, and have a good time.
Only 89 bazilyun buckaroos at your friendly pharmacy.”