Declaration of Independence

“When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. —That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.”

Do you know what this means, chillen? It’s the antithesis of the sage wisdom of Limberger* and Falwell and their lackeys. *The so-called “OxyContin®-King.” If we had followed their all-knowing wisdom, we’d still be curtsying to Queenie. That there Patrick Henry was a flaming liberial hot-head. And that tea wouldn’a been dumped in Boston Harbor.

RE: “All men are created equal.....” That includes liberials. Zealots are not superior.

Perhaps we should fix democracy in this country first.
—Jefferson, et al were risking their lives. Were it not for a VAST ocean, “we’d still be curtsying to Queenie.” Jefferson, et al could disappear.
Shoulda followed the wisdom of the Tories, who high-tailed it to Canada.

“Limberger” (also “OxyContin®-King”) is Rush Limbaugh. I call him “Limberger” because I think he stinks.

“Falwell” is televangelist and tub-thumping conservative Jerry Falwell.

“Liberial” is how my loudmouthed macho brother-from-Boston noisily insists “liberal” is spelled. (Recently it’s “liberila.”)

“Queenie” is Queen Elizabeth II, the ultimate honky.

All my siblings are judgmental tub-thumping conservative Christian zealots. Therefore I am utterly reprehensible, because I ain’t.