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The Keed.

For your viewing enjoyment........

Much to the dismay of the 93-year-old nosy neighbor (soon to be 94), the gigantical red tractor (pictured) — as in tractor-trailer — has reappeared in the driveway of the house next to his.
At first the tractor was being parked in the grass, but it left deep ruts that had to be filled in.
The bellyaching began as soon as the tractor appeared: “What are they running; a half-way house?”
“That truck shouldn’t be there; I’m gonna call the zoning-officer.”
“And they got stuff stacked up against my fence; and that fence is four feet on their property.”
It’s like listening to Rodney Dangerfield: “I called a suicide-prevention hotline and got put on hold. —And then they tried to convince me to go through with it!”
“I used to cut the road-shoulders with a team-of-horses.”
“And we did a better job than them tractor-guys.”