Possible phishing expedition

—Who, pray tell, is ***** *****, and why is she “liking” everything I post?
I click my Facebook’s notification tab — the bell —and there are 12 (count ‘em 12) notifications that ***** ***** “liked” what I posted.
That’s 11 more than average.
I only have 59 “friends,” not thousands. I put up with Facebook; I rarely look at my “home page.”
The fact I have a Facebook at all was a years-ago fast-one by SuckerBird and his cronies. I’d dump it, but so many of my actual friends use Facebook.
I looked up ***** *****, and she’s some girl in Ghana. I don’t know ***** from the Moon.
My 59 Facebook “friends” are, or once were, actual friends. A few are tenuous. One is my niece’s ex-boyfriend, who I should probably “defriend.”
We have little in common. He’s also an ardent Trump-supporter. Democrats likes me are evil.
Another is my niece’s daughter, with whom I also have little in common. But occasionally she posts something worth reading.
Like how this CoronaVirus thing is excellent for introverts like her, and also me. The word “introvert” rejoined my vocabulary.
There are some who enjoy my writing. But ***** “likes” everything I wrote. Suspicion alert!
I won’t “friend-request” *****. I suspect she’s trying to snooker me into bringing her to America.
My previous hairdresser fell for that. He married some young honey in Thailand. He moved there, then died an alcoholic.
He also sold his ’67 ‘Vette, 327 four-on-the-floor. Tragic!
Not this kid! I don’t “fall for” young honeys; 44&1/2 years married to an extraordinary wife. I did way better than I expected.
I lost her eight years ago to cancer, and I don’t expect to replace her. I bet ***** wouldn’t.

• “SuckerBird” is Mark Zuckerberg, founder and head-honcho of Facebook.