Forgot to look......

(USUALLY SOONER-OR-LATER SOME ANGRY GIT-R-DUN REPUBLICAN DOES THIS TO ME! (All I hafta do is wait.)

So here I am motoring placidly in our CR-V, back from leaving Linda off at Strong Hospital to get a Rituxan® treatment at Wilmot.
I am driving east into Honeoye Falls on the Honeoye Falls-Number Six Road.
Honeoye Falls-Number Six Road comes to a traffic-light in the center of town where State Route 65 comes in from the left, and turns left onto the road I’m on.
The road immediately crosses Honeoye Creek, and State Route 65 immediately turns right.
I turn right to continue on State Route 65, which in about four miles passes our house.
Right after turning right I see a young REPUBLICAN hottie in a baby-blue Toyota Matrix lunge out of a driveway across my path.
I slam on the brakes, crossing up the CR-V since it has poor balance (it locked the rear-end).
Seeing I’m coming, REPUBLICAN hottie continues across my path and into a driveway across the street. After all, I shouldn’t be there, since she voted for the greatest prez who ever was, whose administration is sadly petering out, and the horribly misguided American electorate might now elect the antichrist.
She waves a happy birthday salute to me as I start up again.
Probably that toothpaste I use, or my ISP.

RE: “Forgot to look......” —For a Dubya-sticker. “Dubya-sticker” is a Bush-Cheney 2004 bumper-sticker. All insane traffic-moves seem to involve Bush-supporters. They seem to think they have the right.

“The CR-V” is our 2003 Honda CR-V SUV.

“Linda” is my wife of 40 years. She has lymphatic cancer. It’s treatable — she will survive. “Wilmot” is Wilmot Cancer Center. Rituxan® is part of the R-CHOP chemo regimen; the R.

The little town of “Honeoye Falls” is about four miles from our house.

A loud famblee argument has surfaced about “hottie.” I follow the old definition where “hottie” equaled a slut. But all my Christian-zealot relatives loudly declare that “hottie” has become a symbol of Christian virtue and attractiveness.

“The greatest prez who ever was” is of course George Dubya Bush; and my sister in south Floridy loudly declared Barack Obama is the antichrist.

Today (February 5, 2008) is my 64th birthday.

RE: “Probably that toothpaste I use, or my ISP........” —ISP equals Internet-Service-Provider; in our case RoadRunner via the cable. Last July my macho, blowhard brother-from-Boston visited, and set up a wireless Internet connection to my wireless router. His Internet reception was spotty, so he loudly blamed our Internet-Service-Provider (ISP). Now anything untoward is due to my ISP. —I also am loudly excoriated by my all my siblings for using Colgate toothpaste. A decent person uses Crest.