over from the Dark Side

Linda has come over from the Dark Side......
She has decided to go with The Force — namely Colgate “Luminous” toothpaste, just like little old reprehensible me (the toothpaste I use).
Crest is the toothpaste of lemmings marching headlong into the sea. (“We are marching to Zion.....”)
Crest is the toothpaste of Darth Vader.
Colgate is the toothpaste of Liberials.

“Linda” is my wife.

I am loudly excoriated for using a toothpaste other than Crest.

RE: “We are marching to Zion.....”) All my siblings are tub-thumping born-again Christians. Since I’m not I am reprehensible.

“Liberial” is how my loudmouthed macho brother-from-Boston noisily insists “liberal” is spelled.