Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Queen Mary


The Queen Mary somewhere in South Dakota. (Photo by BobbaLew.)

The other morning (Monday, November 28, 2011) I dreamed about one of my most memorable and all-time favorite vehicles, our 1979 Ford E-250 van, nicknamed the “Queen Mary.”
Normally I’m a small-car person, but fellow bus-drivers I worked with at Regional Transit Service (RTS) in Rochester, NY, namely Levi Anderson and W.D. Johnson, suggested I buy a van.
It was mainly W.D., who drove me around in his trashy Ford van. But both he and Levi had vans.
I looked at everything, Chevrolet, Ford, Dodge. But as W.D. told me, “Ford makes the best van.”
I remember looking at a tired Chevrolet with over 150,000 miles. It was on engine number two, and transmission number three.
PASS!
I looked at a black Dodge custom-van. The guy had just purchased a new black Ford van.
I also looked at a gray Ford van done up as a love-nest.
“If this van’s rockin’, don’t come a-knockin’.”
No windows, and the back was done in three-inch black shag carpet with spider-lights on the ceiling.
A policeman pulled me over, and I had him see if it was stolen.
It wasn’t.
The motor, a five-liter Ford V8, had tubing headers, and they assaulted your ears.
I also looked at a six-cylinder unfinished window-van, and it was raining. Yet the windows were open.
Again, pass!
The year was 1985 or ’86, and our ’76 Volkswagen Dasher stationwagon, perhaps the worst car we ever owned, was falling apart.
It needed to be replaced. Yet I wasn’t seeing an attractive van.
They were too worn or customized. —I had no use for the motorized boudoirs.
On my way to see another van far east of Rochester — we were still living in Rochester at that time — I noticed the Queen Mary in a Chevrolet dealer’s used-car lot, also far east of Rochester.
I turned around and went back to look.
A custom-van, but not much.
Just cut-in side-windows and carpet, not unfinished or a boudoir.
I road-tested it, and had a dead battery.
The dealer had to come out and rescue me, and thereafter installed a new battery.
I made an offer, probably higher than I could have.
It looked like a five-liter SmallBlock, but it was the gigantic 460 cubic-inch BigBlock.
Pistons the size of paint cans.
10 miles-per-gallon.
Every 300 miles, 30 gallons.
No wonder it had been traded!
The salesperson had to drive it all the way to our house in Rochester to deliver it, about 20 miles.
Then I had to cart him back to his dealership.
Not long after I got it, I had a local shop install a trailer-hitch.
I decided to take it to my baby sister in Lynchburg, VA.
(She’s 17 years younger than me; I’m the oldest)
I would trailer the motorcycles of my brothers and I.
But one brother bailed. —The one from Boston, but at that time living in Fulton, NY as a job-site project manager. (He was constructing a nuclear power-plant.)
I’d use his trailer, but only trailer the motorcycles of myself and my other brother.
The van ran hot going to Lynchburg.
It never blew, but it ran hot.
It was beastly hot outside, and I had everything going full-blast to offset running hot.
100 degrees outside but with the heat on (all windows open).
Inside the van was an oven, and we had our dog with us.
We made it, but I decided the cooling-system needed complete overhaul.
Back home, about a half-year later, I drained the antifreeze and removed the giant radiator.
The radiator was big enough to heat an airport hanger.
I took the radiator to BJR in Rochester to be boiled out, but they suggested it needed to be recored.
The core was three rows thick, but the top and bottom tanks could do four, so I said do four.
That would require more antifreeze, but it would never overheat.
The bottom tank also had a transmission cooler in it, so I had to fabricate new tubing-lines to that.
I also had to custom-make the lines, to avoid a spoiler I was gonna install.
(Like a spoiler was gonna make something as big as a barn use less gas.)
During this project I got to appreciate what Ford had done.
The front-wheels were on elegant swingarm forgings that would make Old Henry proud. —They looked like something from a Model T.
I realized that gigantic engine was still good for the Pacific Ocean, even though the van was over seven years old.
The automatic transmission was a C6, a monster.
And the rear-axle was Dana.
“250” was three-quarter ton capacity.
The van had two fuel-tanks; 20 gallons each. (You could switch between either.)
40 gallons total capacity. If that thing ever torched, it would look like Armageddon.
I also replaced all the coolant hoses, all but one tiny one I didn’t see, the one that blew a few years later, which we fixed with duct-tape.
I began to consider a cross-county vacation trip, and we’d camp out in the van.
But for that it would need new tires and shock-absorbers. It also could use new wheels.
I contacted Frey the Wheelman in Rochester, and purchased four new wheels, 17.5 inch diameter, six stud.
I also purchased four new Michelin snow-tires.
I ordered Koni shock-absorbers, for self-installation. —I had installed Konis on my Vega, and they were wonderful. (They saved the car!)
So began our trip; trip number-two heading west.
Maybe not the Pacific this time, but at least the Rockies.
And this time no scenic routes; just get on the interstates and aim west.
We had two weeks. Our intent was to camp out every night, but motel the weekend.
But that didn’t happen. The van was so comfortable, we camped every night. We had a commode, and sleeping-bags on an air-mattress on the floor.
The only problem was ventilation.
It was near 100 degrees at the Missouri River, and we were in direct sunlight until dusk.
I had zippered screens over the windows, but the side-windows only opened an inch at the bottom.
Yet what an adventure this was.
110 degrees with the air-conditioning on, uphill to Mt. Rushmore, and it didn’t overheat.
And we didn’t visit Wall Drug.
We drove as far west as Montana, but then turned back to do Yellowstone National Park.
Bubbling stinkpots and Old Faithful. Weird things were going on in Yellowstone.
After Yellowstone we camped in a campground in the lee of the Grand Tetons.
It went down to 38 degrees, in July.
And next morning there they were. Every American, BY LAW, should see the Grand Tetons at dawn.
And the Queen Mary was gobbling it up, no problem.
It would have made the Pacific.
We pulled into a lonely gas-station out in Wyoming, and I heard a cheer out back.
“Slap another steak on the grill, Martha. 40 gallons!”
Down into Denver, and then west on Interstate 70.
Up and up we went, clear up to the Eisenhower tunnels, 11,158 feet above sea-level.
Then it was back down to Leadville; a continuous downhill rollercoaster.
In southwest Colorado we drove south into Ouray, which is inside a three-sided box canyon.
The only exit south is up the south end of the box, an Alpine highway.
Switchbacks and hairpin turns, just like the Alps.
We were on the “million-dollar highway,” its pavement supposedly flecked with gold and silver.
Finally a last look at Ouray, far below.
We also drove up the Pikes Peak Highway, and here we go again.
Every American, BY LAW, should be required to drive the Pikes Peak Highway, although I hear it’s now pavement. When we drove it, it was still gravel.
No mistakes. No guardrail. Thousand-foot dropoffs awaited.
And when you get to the top you sing “America the Beautiful” like we did.
After all, that’s where those words were written, as a poem by Katharine Lee Bates in 1895.
“Purple mountain majesties” to the west, and “amber waves of grain” to the east.
8.5 miles-per-gallon, although most of it was in second gear.
Back home the E-250 began deteriorating, the rust-worm. Salty slush was getting inside.
It got so it wouldn’t crank that giant motor when warmed up.
I had to let it cool so it wouldn’t have so much compression.
When I finally parked it, its C6 was leaking transmission fluid like a sieve.
I also put it back on the tires it came on, so I could sell the Michelin snows.
We nicknamed it the Queen Mary because it was so big.
Parking it at Wegmans was like docking a ship. It took two moves. First aim, back up, and then in. —Its wheelbase was 138 inches.
I finally had some charity tow it away, and I bet its 460 is powering a dumptruck or something.

• For 16&1/2 years (1977-1993) I drove transit bus for Regional Transit Service in Rochester, NY, a public employer, the transit-bus operator in Rochester and its environs. My stroke October 26, 1993 ended that. I retired on medical-disability.
• “Old Henry” is Henry Ford, founder of Ford Motor Company, very much a pragmatist.
• “C6” equals a heavy-duty truck version of the Ford Cruise O Matic automatic transmission.
• “Wegmans” is a large supermarket-chain based in Rochester we often buy groceries at. They have a store in nearby Canandaigua, where I’d take the van. (“Canandaigua” [“cannan-DAY-gwuh”] is a small city to the east nearby where we live in Western NY. The city is also within a rural town called “Canandaigua.” The name is Indian, and means “Chosen Spot.” It’s about 14 miles away. We live in the small rural town of West Bloomfield in Western NY, southeast of Rochester.)

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Facebook unfriend

Last night (Monday, November 28, 2011) yrs trly successfully reduced his Facebook “friends” list from about 47 down to 35.
35 is not 1,035.
Facebook is something I put up with, a little.
I keep Facebook historied on my browser, so I don’t have to log into it, but I hardly ever look at it.
It’s a royal pain to navigate, and has locked this computer.
The fact I even have a Facebook is due to a fast-one on their part.
An old friend sent me a Facebook “friend” invite, so I responded favorably.
“To respond favorably to a Facebook ‘friend’ invite, you must have a Facebook of your own.”
Okay, so be it, little knowing what I was getting into.
I therefore inadvertently set up a Facebook of my own, wide open to targeted marketing.
My friend has since dumped her Facebook, tired of the vapid comments and targeted marketing.
I’ve been tempted to dump my own, but I let it keep going because so many of my actual friends use Facebook.
But I pay little heed to it — I hardly ever fire up my news-feed.
Facebook has a word-limit.
This makes utterly no sense when you can upload videos with 89 bazilyun bits; way more than a word-post.
I never can say much to anyone.
Just “burp” and “fart” and “belch.”
Obviously critical-thinking is uncrunchable; too many words.
It seems critical-thinking has disappeared for the Facebook crowd, replaced by simple vapidities, like “congrats” and “you go girl.”
If I wrote a cogent dissertation of multiple phrases (I can), it wouldn’t get read by Facebookers.
Multiple words equals boring.
What they want is a few simple words like “congrats” and “you go girl.”
So I had only 47 “friends” in my Facebook friends list, proving I’m a pathetic loser, refused social interchange — must be my politics or something, like I’m a Democrat (Gasp!).
And out of those 47 there were only a couple I actually heard from.
Facebook was always sending me “friend” invites, none of which I responded to.
Why bother? “Friend” someone on Facebook, and never hear from them again.
Like the mysterious Al Repko (“rep-ko”), a classmate in college, who apparently got a Facebook a while ago, friended me, and I haven’t heard from him since.
Or Russell Donovan, a high-school classmate, who asked if I was who he thought I was, I responded favorably, and into the ether he disappeared.
That was almost two years ago, and I haven’t heard from him since.
I sent him a Facebook message, and no answer.
A guy I graduated college with, an actual friend, doesn’t have a Facebook, and refuses to get one.
“Just a few friends is enough,” he tells me. “I don’t need 89 bazilyun Facebook ‘friends.’”
So how does anyone “unfriend” someone, people I never hear from?
“I’ve done it before, but that was years ago.”
I fired up my Facebook tab, and studied the interface.
As usual, totally incomprehensible, accompanied by the usual weirdness of targeted marketing, my age, the fact I’m a railfan, and I like Bach and cross-country skiing.
“Home refinance,” it blared; and “Obama help for the elderly.”
At age 67 I don’t yet consider myself elderly.
Plus Amtrak and model railroading — I don’t even like model railroading.
And the usual lithesome lassies trumpeting people-searches: “I’ve been looking for you!”
I don’t touch that targeted marketing with a ten-foot pole.
Once they even had one my own pictures, stolen from this blog (or PhotoBucket, where I store ‘em).
Plus it wasn’t actually my own photograph. It was a screenshot of someone else’s photograph I’d used as illustration.
Yet since I floated it, it was my photograph.
Weird!
Nothing;
I didn’t see an “unfriend” option.
“Well, I guess I gotta Google,” I said.
“Facebook unfriend,” I entered.
A hit; actually quite a few.
How many times have I used Google to figure out how to do something?
“Bring up your friend’s profile-page, click “friends,” and you get an option-menu.
Find ‘unfriend’ and click that.”
This is not how I actually did it.
If I fired up my own friend-list, I’d get the same option menu for each friend.
I didn’t have to bring up their profile-page to “unfriend” them.
So zap! 47 down to 35. At least 35 is better than my aunt in south Jersey, who has only one “friend,” my brother who set her up.
Out of that 35 I have only one “friend” who responds consistently, Paul Long of Danville, VA.
Paul and I used to work at the Messenger newspaper in Canandaigua, although I never knew him at that time.
(I retired from the Messenger over five years ago. It was the best job I ever had — I worked there almost 10 years. A class act.
“Canandaigua” [“cannan-DAY-gwuh”] is a small city nearby where we live in Western NY. The city is also within a rural town called “Canandaigua.” The name is Indian, and means “Chosen Spot.” —It’s about 14 miles away.)
Paul was sports-editor, and I was sort of an editorial-assistant.
I send Paul a lot, probably more than I would any one else, because I can count on him to read it.
And he usually responds immediately; to everything.
So out of 35 remaining Facebook “friends,” a have only one actual “friend,” or so it seems.

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Saturday, November 26, 2011

Rail groupings

The Winter 2011 issue of my Classic Trains magazine (apparently there are only four issues per year; one per season) has an article about rail-groupings proposed in the 1920s.
These groupings were government proposed, a result of the success of the U.S. Railroad Administration (USRA) during the First World War.
Rail-transit became so bollixed during the war, the USRA was set up to rationalize things.
Freight would plug rail destinations, and shippers couldn’t get cars.
The USRA instituted freight routings across railroads that otherwise competed.
Other connections might be avoided.
They even instituted steam-locomotive designs (USRA locomotives), which many railroads purchased.
There were apparently three plans: -a) the preliminary Ripley plan (whose author was William Z. Ripley); -b) The Interstate Commerce Commission’s plan; and then the so-called -c) “final” plan.
Ripley’s plan and the Interstate Commerce Commission plan were very similar.
What interests me is how these groupings addressed the fact the Nickel Plate (New York, Chicago & St. Louis) never attained New York City.
“Nickel Plate” comes from the fact a New York Central executive was so distressed by the competitiveness of New York, Chicago & St. Louis he said it was nickel-plated.
And so New York, Chicago & St. Louis renamed itself Nickel Plate.
But New York, Chicago & St. Louis never crossed New York State to attain New York City.
It only attained Buffalo.
I’ve ridden the old Nickel Plate line west of Buffalo through Erie, PA.
Nickel Plate always seemed rudimentary compared to New York Central’s old Michigan Central line (I think it’s Michigan Central, but it could be Michigan Southern).
Up-and-down, and even street-running through Erie, PA.
Photo by BobbaLew.
10 mph! (This is a Norfolk Southern railfan excursion with Norfolk & Western J #611 [4-8-4], street-running through Erie, PA, on the old Nickel Plate. At that time (late ‘80s), 611 was the only J operating. Norfolk Southern is a 30-year-old merger of Norfolk & Western and Southern Railway. Nickel Plate was earlier merged by Norfolk & Western.)
That is, Nickel Plate’s mainline though Erie was on 18th Street. How did one boom-and-zoom that?
You always had to slow for Erie, maybe 10 mph.
And only recently did street-running end through Erie when the old Nickel Plate was realigned into the old Central line to cross Erie.
That would have never happened years ago. Nickel Plate and Central were always at war.
And most of Nickel Plate is only single track. Central was at most four — now it’s two.
Yet Nickel Plate ran expedited freight at 50-60 mph, while Central plodded.
Central was the heavyweight carrier, and Nickel Plate was the thorn in their side.
Nickel Plate’s railroad could handle the speed, but it wasn’t easy.
Instead of easy lakeside gradients New York, Chicago & St. Louis was inland, and climbed the hills instead of just cutting through them.
Lake Erie was fed by numerous streams that threaded deep glens.
Both railroads had to jump them to follow the lake, although Central, being lakeside, might have easier approaches.
So how did the ‘20s plans address the fact Nickel Plate never attained New York City — it didn’t even come close. It had to depend on connections to forward freight to New York City.
In the late 1800s the West Shore was built to compete with New York Central railroad in New York State.
It was financed mainly by Pennsylvania Railroad, arch competitor of Central.
It was called “West Shore” because it went up the west shore of the Hudson River.
West Shore never attained New York City proper, as did New York Central, although Central’s old line into New York City is now Metro-North Commuter Railroad, a government entity, which mainly transports commuters into-and-out-of the city.
West Shore attained northern New Jersey across the Hudson from New York City, as most freight railroads now do.
There is no actual freight-railroad service into New York City from the west. Freight gets trucked into the city from north Jersey. (It used to be ferried.)
Like Nickel Plate, West Shore was rudimentary compared to New York Central.
But then Central began financing the South Pennsylvania Railroad in PA to counter the Pennsylvania railroad.
The South Pennsylvania was never built, but much of it was graded, and numerous tunnels dug.
The tunnels were later incorporated into the Pennsylvania Turnpike, although they had to be re-dug for highway use.
One wonders if South Pennsylvania would have been electrified with all those tunnels.
A steam-locomotive couldn’t work steam in a long tunnel. It would asphyxiate the locomotive, and likely its crew. —Unless the tunnel was heavily ventilated; and a steam-locomotive would need a lot of ventilation.
The competition got so out-of-hand, financier J.P. Morgan got all the warring parties together on his yacht on Long Island Sound to work out a deal.
New York Central would stop financing the South Pennsylvania Railroad, for which they got the West Shore.
In other words, West Shore became no longer a competitor. It became part of New York Central, and much of it was abandoned.
One can still find remnants of the old West Shore across New York State from the Albany area to Buffalo.
Only two segments remain: -a) the old West Shore line south of Rochester, NY, now used as a bypass (West Shore didn’t go through Rochester), and -b) the line along the west shore of the Hudson River to the New York City area in north Jersey.
That line is now CSX (railroad). Freight on CSX uses the old New York Central main across New York State, but then transfers onto the old West Shore to get into the New York City area in north Jersey.
I’ve always felt Central’s getting the West Shore was a mistake; that it could have been a way for Nickel Plate to extend itself to New York City.
And like the original New York, Chicago & St. Louis, much of it was within sight of Central.
So like Central it was water-level; easy to operate.
If Nickel Plate was running West Shore, it would have been the same spoiler New York, Chicago & St. Louis was.
And it would have been accessing a namesake city.
But Central’s getting the West Shore was before the turn-of-the-century.
The proposed plans were 1920s. How did they connect Nickel Plate with its namesake destination?
The Ripley plan proposed allying Nickel Plate with Delaware, Lackawanna & Western (DL&W), the ICC plan allied it with Lehigh Valley (LV; or “Valley”).
Both only went as far west as Buffalo, but both were mainly coal-roads, built mainly to access the northeast Pennsylvania anthracite coal-fields.
Anthracite coal is very hard and rocky, and doesn’t burn as well as soft coal.
Yet it burns much cleaner. There’s hardly any soot. “Phoebe Snow” was DL&W’s selling-point, a fictional matron in a lily-white dress that never got soot on it when she rode DL&W trains, which were burning anthracite.
I’ve ridden behind soft-coal burning steam locomotives. You had to wear swim-goggles to keep the cinders out of your eyes.
But the firebox grate of an anthracite-burning steam-locomotive had to be much wider to generate the heat of a soft-coal burning steam-locomotive.
The so-called “Wooten” firebox (“WOOO-tin”), much wider than a soft-coal burning firebox.
Allying Nickel Plate with Lehigh Valley or Delaware, Lackawanna & Western just ratified what was already happening anyway, that Nickel Plate could connect to Valley or DL&W at Buffalo to access the New York City area.
Both LV and DL&W had mountain grades to contend with; West Shore didn’t.
The Buffalo extensions of both railroads were afterthoughts, an attempt to attract bridge-traffic like Nickel Plate.
Another bridge alternative was Erie, although unlike Valley and DL&W it ran all the way to Chicago. (Erie also had some stiff grades.)
Erie was not aimed at the anthracite coal-fields in northeast PA, although it built a branch down into the area.
Anthracite coal to New York City was an incredible traffic-generator.
People used to heat with it, since it burned clean.
Erie was an attempt to build railroad across southern New York, so unlike Central it encountered hills.
Erie’s first destination was Dunkirk on Lake Erie, west of Buffalo.
Erie’s main to Dunkirk became a branch as Buffalo became the major lake port on Lake Erie. (It was where the Erie canal ended.)
Buffalo also became a railroad interchange point; like Chicago.
Erie merged a Buffalo-line that crosses Letchworth Gorge on a massive trestle.
That trestle was wood at first, but that burned.
It was replaced with an iron trestle, and now it’s steel. (I think there have been three trestles. —We’ll soon have a fourth, but it will be a bridge.)
The Erie line went from Buffalo east to the Erie main at Hornell.
Erie merged with Delaware, Lackawanna & Western in 1960, becoming Erie-Lackawanna (EL).
Their lines were often in sight of each other; a lot of DL&W in New York was pulled up.
Erie-Lackawanna at Buffalo became a connection for freight from Nickel Plate, although by then Nickel Plate was Norfolk & Western.
In fact, EL became sort of affiliated with Norfolk & Western through subsidiary Dereco.
Massive Bison Yard was built near Buffalo; but now it’s all but abandoned.
About all that remains are the through tracks to the old Erie line to Hornell.
The old Erie line in New York is now Norfolk Southern, so NS is through from Chicago to the New York City area through New York State. —That is, Buffalo to Hornell. Erie’s main from Hornell west through southwestern NY is a shortline.
Essentially the old Nickel Plate has finally connected to its destination city.
Continuous railroad from Chicago to New York through New York State. Competition for the old New York Central, now CSX.
And the West Shore just disappears.
A railfan friend doesn’t bemoan the fact Nickel Plate didn’t merge West Shore. (And he was president of the Nickel Plate Historical Society.)
“What happened is what happened.”
The completion of Nickel Plate occurred without government planning.

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Thursday, November 24, 2011

Gobbledegook

Attention: The settlement will provide a cash payment if you are the original owner of certain Apple MacBook or MacBook Pro computer models (“Subject Computer”) or separately purchased an Apple 60W or 85W MagSafe MPM-1 (“T”) Power Adapter (“Adapter”), your Adapter shows signs of Strain Relief Damage, and you purchased an Adapter as a replacement (“Replacement Adapter”) within three years of purchasing the Subject Computer or Adapter.
You may also be able to obtain a Replacement Adapter at no charge from Apple if your Adapter shows signs of Strain Relief Damage in the future.
The United States District Court for the Northern District of California authorized this Notice.

To learn more about the settlement (including whether your computer is covered by the settlement), make a claim or exclude yourself from the settlement, call 1-888-332-0277 or go to www.AdapterSettlement.com.

The Settlement: The settlement will provide a cash payment if you are the original owner (by purchase or gift) of certain Apple MacBook or MacBook Pro computers (“Subject Computer”) or separately purchased an Apple 60W or 85W MagSafe MPM-1 (“T”) Power Adapter (“Adapter”), the Adapter showed signs of Strain Relief Damage, and you purchased a Replacement Adapter at your own expense within the first three years following the initial purchase of the Subject Computer or Adapter.
If the Court approves the settlement, you may be entitled to a cash payment in the following amounts depending on whether you purchased your Replacement Adapter during the first, second or third year following the initial retail purchase of the Subject Computer or Adapter: (a) first year, the actual amount you paid (excluding taxes and shipping/handling fees) up to a maximum of $79; (b) second year $50; (c) third year $35. There is a limit of three refunds per Subject Computer.
You may also be able to obtain a Replacement Adapter at no charge from Apple if your Adapter shows signs of Strain Relief Damage now or in the future.

Your Rights: If you qualify, you may send in a Claim Form to ask for payment, or you can exclude yourself from the settlement or object to the settlement.
To claim a cash payment, you must mail the Claim Form postmarked on or before March 21, 2012.
To claim a Replacement Adapter, you must contact Apple within three years from the date you purchased a Subject Computer or standalone Adapter, or May 21, 2012, whichever is later. If you don‘t want a payment and you don’t want to be legally bound by the settlement, your opt-out request must be postmarked by January 6, 2012. If you stay in the Class, any objection you have to the settlement must be received by January 6, 2012.
Call 1-888-332-0277 or go to www.AdapterSettlement.com to get the information you need to make a claim, exclude yourself or object.
The Court will hold a hearing in this case (In re MagSafe Apple Power Adapter Litigation, Case No. C09-01911-JW) on February 27, 2012, at 9:00 a.m. to consider whether to approve (1) the settlement and (2) attorneys’ fees and expenses of up to $3.1 million and a service award to each named plaintiff of $5,000.
You may appear at the hearing, but you don’t have to. To obtain a full Notice and Claim Form, go to www.AdapterSettlement.com or call toll free 1-888-332-0277. For more details, go to www.AdapterSettlement.com or write to Helen Zeides, Esq., Zeides & Haeggquist, LLP, 625 Broadway, Suite 906, San Diego, CA 92101, (619) 342-8000.”

“WHAAAAA....” I said.
I get gobbledegook like this all the time, at least once per month.
“Join our class-action suit; hit the jackpot. You may be entitled to 89 bazilyun dollars (a few bucks).
Hit the big guys. Even the score!”
Just yesterday (Wednesday, November 23, 2011) we received another class-action settlement regarding the air-conditioning compressor for our 2003 Honda CR-V.
Do I or don’t I?
The air-conditioning on the CR-V still works fine, and the car is eight years old.
The air-conditioning hasn’t been touched; it’s as-delivered.
I haven’t yet had the air-conditioning compressor fail, and I haven’t even had the system recharged.
When it does fail I’ll be more interested in replacing the car.
When the AC failed on our old 1993 Chevrolet Astrovan, I didn’t repair the system. The Astrovan was 12 years old, 140,000 miles, and felt sick.
It needed a complete chassis rebuild, among other things.
Repairing the AC would have only fixed that one system, and woulda cost a fortune.
I started looking to replace the Astrovan instead, and did.
I wouldn’t be surprised if our CR-V far exceeded 12 years.
A previous Honda did, and the AC on it was still working when it got smashed up.
In fact, we’d probably still be driving it if it hadn’t got smashed up. —Insurance totaled it for $500; it woulda cost well over $1,000 to repair it.
I was tempted. (I didn’t repair it because I was about to replace it anyway.)
And the AC would probably still be working.
It got smashed up at 160,000 miles, 13 years.
The CR-V replaced it.
“Get this, folks,” the salesman gloated. “The CR-V gets 26 mpg highway.”
“Old car got 29,” I snapped.
I wonder what “Strain Relief Damage” is?
I’m not about to call the 800-number and find out.
I go by a simple rule.
If this laptop works, I don’t fiddle with it.
If it starts smoking I take it to Mac Shack.
There’s a youngish guy there I trust (he set up this laptop), and if I’m entitled to a free power-supply, he’ll tell me.
Mac Shack is not affiliated with Apple, but they service-and-sell MACs.
Beyond that, I’m not the original owner of this MacBook Pro.
It was purchased refurbished from the Apple-store.
Which means I wonder if it was wonky with its original owner?
Enough for that person to get angry and trade it for a Windoze® PC?
In which case Apple replaces what caused the wonkiness, and then tested the computer to make sure it worked.
Which is why I bought refurbished!
I also know how Windoze PC users go ballistic taking on a Macintosh.
(My wife drives a PC.)
Macintosh and Windoze PC are two different things, although I’ve driven both.
A PC-user I know is thinking of switching to MAC.
I advised against it.
The MAC way of doing things would just be added frustration.
So do I line up with the class-action suit against Apple?
No smoke yet!

• “Mac Shack,” east of Rochester, is an independent dealer selling and servicing Apple products, especially computers.
Apple-store, affiliated with Apple Computers.
• “Windoze” is the Microsoft Windows computer operating system. MAC-users often claim it’s inferior and slow, which is where “Windoze” came from. Windows more-or-less copied the Macintosh graphic interface.

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

48 years

If today is November 22nd,” I said to my wife; “it’s the 48th anniversary of the assassination of President Kennedy.”
Today seems to come-and-go any more, but the assassination was watershed for old geezers like me.
Finally it seemed our nation was emerging from post-war fatuism, and all-of-a-sudden BOOM!
I was in my sophomore year of college.
I walked out of the Chapel building basement at college, where I’d had a class, and word was spreading like wildfire.
All-of-a-sudden Walter Cronkite was announcing the president was dead.
It was like the world had ended.
Kennedy seemed to signify the reemergence of reason over post-war excess.
Detroit was no longer trumpeting tailfins.
Kennedy was not perfect — there certainly were enough donnybrooks in Washington.
But it seemed he was more than the caretaker Eisenhower seemed to be.
During Eisenhower it seemed there were no donnybrooks in Washington.
Kennedy was involving us, and there could be differences.
Failures were out in the open, not swept aside in post-war jingoism.
But all that goodness ended when Kennedy was assassinated.
Some of my college-mates drove down to Washington to witness the funeral procession.
A friend suggests this nation is done, and I sort of agree.
And it seems the end began 48 years ago.
(At least Obama hasn’t been assassinated yet, and I’ve been worried.)

Monday, November 21, 2011

Four-speed dual-quad Positraction 409



“Four-speed” equals four-speed floor-shifted standard transmission, the pinnacle of hotrod transmissions in the late ‘50s and early‘60s.
The Borg-Warner T10 was the first four-speed car transmission available. It debuted in the ’56 Corvette, but quickly gravitated to other GM product lines, e.g. the ’57 Chevrolet and Pontiac.
It also shifted with a manual floor-shift lever, much more direct than shifters on the steering-column.
Hot-rodders had been converting their column-shift cars to floor-shift for years.
A four-speed just added another gear, sporting practice.
I think it was an adaptation of a three-speed transmission, and shifter-linkage was outside the gearbox.
An alternative was automatic transmission, but it sapped power to run pumps, so wasn’t as efficient as standard transmission.
Automatic transmissions also relied on hydraulics, so the engine had to rev fairly high to get a decent rate of acceleration.
Slip-and-slide with PowerGlide. (PowerGlide was Chevrolet’s automatic transmission.)
Automatic transmission did not shift as quickly as a manually-shifted standard transmission, although that advantage degraded.
Now drag-racers use auto-tranny. It’s usually faster than a manually-shifted standard transmission.
“Dual quads” equals two four-barrel carburetors, quite a bit of carburetion at that time.
Now single four-barrel carburetors are available with higher intake-rates than dual quads.
But in 1960 dual-quads were pretty strong.
I remember a high-performance SmallBlock Corvette engine available with dual quads.
With dual-quads an engine can move a lot of intake-air, and thereby be very powerful.
“Positraction” was a special differential design to offset wheelspin.
Dump the clutch in a drag-car, and one wheel might start spinning. Differentials being what they were, to accommodate different wheel rates as car rounded a corner, would transfer power to the spinning wheel, while not much would get to the wheel that hadn’t broken traction.
Positraction stopped wheelspin, and delivered equal power to both drive-tires.
A car with Positraction didn’t burn up one side with wheelspin.
A 409.
“I wonder how many realize how significant the 409 was when it debuted for the 1961 model-year?” I commented to my wife.
“Probably anyone else from that era interested in hotrod performance,” she said.
Detroit had been flirting with 400 cubic-inch displacement for years.
Ford had an engine at 390 cubic-inches, and Mercury had an engine at 430 cubic-inches.
But it was a stone.
It seemed no one wanted to take hotrod engine displacement over 400 cubic-inches.
But then Chevrolet bored and stroked their 348 cubic-inch truck-block to 409 cubic-inches.
The 400 cubic-inch barrier had been jumped.
And it was Chevrolet that did it, not Pontiac or Oldsmobile or Ford.
Humble Chevrolet with a killer motor!
Everyone wanted a 409, the car that beat all competition.
I remember Bill “Grumpy” Jenkins racing a 409 Chevy at Cecil County Drag-o-Way in northeastern Maryland.
He always won. Nothing could beat his 409.
That is, until Chrysler debuted its 426 Hemi motor, at which point Grumpy switched to a Hemi.
My brother-in-Boston, very much a Chevy-man, claims the 409 is the first “BigBlock” motor.
Not exactly.
The 409 is mega displacement, but not the same block-casting as later “BigBlocks.”
The 348 cubic-inch truck motor was also called a “BigBlock,” but it’s not the same casting as the “BigBlock” introduced in the 1966 Corvette at 396 cubic-inches. (That engine was later expanded to 454 cubic-inches; and is no longer installed in cars.)
Later BigBlocks had special cylinder-heads, almost a Hemi, with splayed valves.
The 409 wasn’t that.
Its valves were at the same height like the Chevy SmallBlock.
And it wasn’t the same casting as later BigBlocks.
It was its own design, unrelated to the SmallBlock or later BigBlock.
Of interest was that all 409s were essentially custom-made.
Bore a 348 out to make it a 409, and you’re asking for casting porosity.
Tiny air-pockets might be in the cast-iron that could leak coolant through the cylinder-walls.
Every 409 had to be manually checked to make sure it wouldn’t leak.

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Sunday, November 20, 2011

Droid camera follies


(Photo by Linda Hughes. [Linda Hughes is my wife.])

Yesterday morning (Saturday, November 19, 2011), after dropping our van off at Auto Wash in Canandaigua for complete detailing, we took our dog to nearby Baker Park for a walk.
It was beautiful Fall weather, strident Fall sunshine, although slightly coldish and breezy; long-underwear with a down jacket. About 45 degrees.
As we rounded a bend during our first circuit on a footpath, we came face-on with the two giant weeping-willows pictured above.
The willows were yellow, leaves changed.
The sun was right on them.
“Well, I gotta photograph that with my Droid when we come around again,” I said to my wife. We do four circuits.
A Droid-X®.
I have a Motorola Droid-X SmartPhone through Verizon.
It will take pictures, and in fact does pretty well.
It shoots Jpegs at 300 pixels-per-inch, same as my Nikon digital camera, although the Nikon could do tighter resolution.
I don’t shoot extreme with my Nikon. What I do is quite good, and shooting 300 ppi Jpegs maximizes shots per memory-chip.
(I could shoot at a lower resolution, and get even more shots per memory-chip, but I don’t.)
My Droid is so good, the only advantage to my Nikon is -a) interchangeable lenses, and -b) exposure and/or shutter-speed control.
Neither of which I have on my Droid; it’s auto-exposure.
I’m using auto-exposure with my Nikon, but don’t have to.
Like in the snow, when auto-exposure can get fooled.
But what my Nikon turns out is good enough to correct with Photoshop®, if I have to.
Which usually isn’t much.
So I unholstered my Droid, and handed off the dog to my wife as we rounded the bend the second time.
I set up to shoot the willows, still all yellow in strident sunlight.
But my camera-app was doing an anomaly.
It would follow the image about a half-second, then freeze.
I tried it again from start, same freeze.
The video-cam app was doing the same thing.
I tried again, same result.
I gave up. A picture with my Droid was clearly impossible.
I suspected I was doing something wrong.
We shot the above picture with my wife’s cellphone camera; not my Droid, but not bad.
Farther along I sat at a picnic-table, and tried “camera-settings.”
Nothing that would make the image unfreeze.
The camera-app was still doing the same thing.
One-half second and then frozen.
We drove home with only the image in my wife’s cellphone camera, which also presents hairballs.
But only to me. I pushed what I thought was the camera-button, but got “please say a command.”
I don’t know my wife’s cellphone.
I dragged out my totally uninformative Droid manual, but it was no help at all.
So I texted my hairdresser friend, the guy who prompted me to purchase my Droid.
He has a Droid of his own, an early Verizon model.
“I went to take a picture.
I fire up the camera app.
I see about a half-second live, and then the image freezes.
No shutter-trip.
What’s happening?”
He responded a few hours later.
“Take the battery out and restart,” he said.
Aha! A total power-off reboot.
A SmartPhone is a mini-computer.
With a personal computer a power-off reboot is to pull the plug.
I’ve done it many times — total power-off to a computer.
Doing that makes a computer rebuild its operating-system.
I’ve already had to pull the battery once with my Droid.
It had hung for some reason.
So I pulled the battery out, reinserted, and my camera-app was working again.
Here at home. Too late for the willows.
So I fired off an e-mail to my hairdresser.
Texting with my Droid is near impossible.
It requires use of a virtual keyboard on the SmartPhone display.
The virtual keyboard is near impossible. Chipmunks would be challenged.
“Battery removed, then reinserted.
Camera unfroze, I guess. (We’ll see tomorrow.)
Which begs the question, ‘What do you do if the battery is soldered in?’
(I worry about that with this here laptop. A total reboot from shutoff requires shutoff. What if I can’t shut off? Apple has some software solution requiring extended hold-down of the power-switch.
What if that’s hung?
I’ve had to do that once, but what happens if that doesn’t work?
I know all too well software can be flaky.)
I bet an iPhone has something similar......
(I’d have done this text, but it’s way too many words for a virtual keyboard, or voice-recognition.)”
—My hairdresser’s next SmartPhone will be an iPhone 4S. The battery in an iPhone is soldered in. It can’t be pulled.

• “Canandaigua” (“cannan-DAY-gwuh”) is a small city nearby where we live in Western NY. The city is also within a rural town called “Canandaigua.” The name is Indian, and means “Chosen Spot.” It’s about 14 miles away. —We live in the small rural town of West Bloomfield, southeast of Rochester.
• Our current dog is “Scarlett;” a rescue Irish-Setter. She’s six, and is our sixth Irish-Setter, an extremely high-energy dog. (A “rescue Irish Setter” is an Irish Setter rescued from a bad home; e.g. abusive or a puppy-mill. By getting a rescue-dog, we avoid puppydom, but the dog is often messed up. —Scarlett isn't bad.)

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Detail

Yesterday (Saturday, November 19, 2011) we took our 2005 Toyota Sienna van to Auto Wash in nearby Canandaigua, to be completely detailed, wash, wax, interior, the whole kibosh.
$204.25, which includes $14.25 sales-tax. That’s $190; $50 extra because it’s a van — a big vehicle.
The other day we had Auto Wash do our 2003 Honda CR-V, just an exterior wash and wax; $75.
We do the inside of our van because we usually carry our dog in it. It gets dirty.
This is the third year Auto Wash has done our cars. They do an excellent job.
Much better than we would do, and no doubt people wonder why we aren’t doing this ourselves.
Up until a few years ago we did, but we’re old, and waxing a car is an all-day affair.
Auto Wash can do it in half that.
I think they are also detailing used cars for auto dealers in Canandaigua. We often see cars in there with dealer-tags on them.
Beyond that our CR-V has a lot of black plastic on its exterior. Wax on it looks terrible.
The guys at Auto Wash admitted they have tricks to deal with that.
“You do, and I don’t,” I said.
There’s probably some goop for dealing with wax on black exterior plastic, but I don’t know what it is.
Nor do I care.
Let Auto Wash do it.
“So what do you think?” asked a pimply kid showing me the van.
“Do I come back here or not?” I commented. “How many times is this? This is the third year.”
I went inside the office to pay the tab.
The owner, young Bobby Marchenese, processed my Visa charge.
“Still here?” I asked.
Bobby seems too young and boyish to be running a business, although it was him the last three years.
Auto Wash is also a self-serve car-wash with booths to spray your car.
Plus interior vacuums.
It also has an automated drive-through car-wash.
I guess detailing is a sideline.
Auto Wash has separate buildings for detail work.
“I’ll use your bathroom while you process that charge-slip,” I said. “I have a long trip home.”
“Here’s your charge-slip,” Bobby said, as I came back out.
“Now, you probably need a signature,” I said.
“Not any more,” Bobby said. “The bank is no longer requiring a signature.”
“Ya mean they finally caught on?” I said. “I never sign for online charges, whose amounts are often larger.
The reason I asked,” I said; “is because the other day I had to sign the charge for our CR-V.”
“That guy’s probably still following the old procedure,” said Bobby smiling. “He’s not hip.”

• “Canandaigua” (“cannan-DAY-gwuh”) is a small city nearby where we live in Western NY. The city is also within a rural town called “Canandaigua.” The name is Indian, and means “Chosen Spot.” It’s about 14 miles away. —We live in the small rural town of West Bloomfield, southeast of Rochester.
• Our current dog is “Scarlett;” a rescue Irish-Setter. She’s six, and is our sixth Irish-Setter. (A “rescue Irish Setter” is an Irish Setter rescued from a bad home; e.g. abusive or a puppy-mill. By getting a rescue-dog, we avoid puppydom, but the dog is often messed up. —Scarlett isn't bad.)

Friday, November 18, 2011

Apogees


‘56 Lincoln. (Photo by Jim Donnelly.)


‘61 Pontiac. (Photo by Richard Lentinello.)

My January 2012 issue of Classic Car magazine has me blogging yet again.
They featured two of the greatest cars of my youth: —A) the 1956 Lincoln, and —B) the 1961 Pontiac.
It’s their Editor-in-Chief, Richard Lentinello; obviously a boomer who grew up the same time I did, and loves the cars I do.
The ’56 Lincoln, outrageous as it is, was the most successful rendering of middle ‘50s gauche styling.
The ’61 Pontiac, to me, is the greatest Pontiac ever marketed.
’57 Lincoln.
Compare the ’57 Lincoln (at left), caving to the pressure of four headlights and fins.
“I got it, JB. We just flare out the tops of those rear fenders, and we’ll have fins.
And we can graft four headlights onto the front of the car if we make ‘em vertical.”
During the early ‘50s Lincoln found itself competing with Oldsmobile, a step down from its avowed mission.
To compete with Cadillac, the Lincoln would have to be made longer and lower and much larger.
It was a huge investment, but Ford succeeded.
The Lincoln wins.
It’s far more dramatic than the Cadillac, which was reduced to getting by on chrome and its reputation.
Now, to just get Cadillac buyers to try a Lincoln.
The Lincoln looked more state-of-the-art than Cadillac, which was essentially the grand ’54 rehashed.
’54, ’55 and ’56 are all pretty much the same car.
I remember driving a ’55 in college during a blizzard.
It was amazingly sure-footed, a comfortable land-barge.
The roads were slippery, but I goosed it once.
The back end slewed out in a ponderously slow drift.
“Are you sure you want me drivin’ this thing?” I asked the owner. “I’m used to Chevrolets. It’s your baby!”
Would a ’56 Lincoln be the same?
I hope so.
It sure looked better, even if a bit outrageous.
Gauche styling conservatively rendered.
It’s those headlights and rear fenders.
Automotive styling in the mid-‘50s was outrageous, yet the Lincoln looked pretty good.
The ’56 Lincoln looks fabulous; they ruined it for 1957.
By 1961 Pontiac had become a performance brand.
It was corporate-head Bunkie Knudson (“NOOD-sin”), brought in to make over a grandmother’s car.
Supposedly making it a performance-car would make it appeal to young people.
Which it did, and I was one.
In 1961 I was in eleventh-grade in high-school.
1960 was the ultimate manifestation of Pontiac as a land-barge.
Grand and huge.
‘59 Pontiac.
Yet very well done compared to 1959 (at left), which was ugly.
But for 1961 the General wanted to make its cars smaller-looking, and dispense with the wrap-around windshield.
And lurking beneath the hood of a Pontiac could be a high-performance motor. Pontiac had a penchant for triple two-barrel carburetion.
For 1961 Pontiac had to be restyled, yet still look like a performance-car.
Lean!
They pulled it off successfully.
The ’61 Pontiac is the best-looking Pontiac ever marketed.
And you could get it with a four-speed floor-shift, which is what this car is.
A triple-carbureted four-speed ’61 Pontiac, even more desirable, to me, than an early G-T-O.
(And the ’64 G-T-O is the best G-T-O.)
And that’s despite the ’61 Pontiac’s vestigial wrap-around windshield.
Like lower door extensions in the ‘40s over what used to be running-boards.
General Motors always seemed to be transitioning.
Why not dump the wrap-around windshield, with its stupid knee-bashing dog-leg?
And look at those wheels, a special option only Pontiac had.
I think the wheel-centers were cast aluminum, and the wheel-rims bolted to that.
I never knew how the wheel-centers attached to the hubs. Perhaps that’s under the hubcaps.
Those wheels were a lighter-weight racing application, and looked great.
The ’61 Pontiac looked so good I tried to interest my father into buying one.
I was loudly denounced as a despicable sinner. Our family always bought sensible Chevrolets. Used too.
A new car would be of-the-Devil.
A high-school friend’s father bought a new ’62 Pontiac, not as successful looking as the ’61, but still a strong performer with an enviable reputation.
My friend used to drive it flat-out through stop-signs at night.
Despite that, he never smashed up — I guess he was lucky.
That Pontiac was the perfect lawn-job. Back up onto the lawn of a target, and spin the rear drive-tires, tearing up the grass.
My friend went on to work at Pontiac as an engineer — he made a life-long career of Pontiac performance.
And to me the ’61 Pontiac was the apogee.
(Now Pontiac is gone.)

• I’m not a “boomer” (post-war baby-boom). 1944, pre-boomer.
• “The General” is General Motors.
• My parents were tub-thumping born-again Christians.

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Tuesday, November 15, 2011

It’s ACTUALLY logging me in

For the past couple days I been wrastling with our bank’s new online banking system.
We’ve been using online banking the past few years.
I like it because it allows me to initiate online bill-pays.
None of this foolishness where a payee depletes our checking-account with mistaken multiple bill-pays.
I’ve seen it happen.
A friend authorized a creditor to automatically charge her checking-account for electronic loan-repayments.
It went crazy!
It instituted multiple erroneous payments, depleting her checking-account causing overdrafts.
If I’m instituting the bill-pays, I can keep that from happening.
Unless the bank screws up, which they better not.
I show up at the bank with a loud mouth.
I scare customers by driving bank personnel crazy.
I used to work for a bank, and I know how it is.
The extent to which you get a bank to do anything is a direct function of the size of your bank balance.
Or loudness of your mouth.
To a bank I’m small potatoes; I’m not a Kodak or Xerox, or CEO thereof.
And I don’t belong to the Chamber of Commerce, the Lions Club, or the local Rotary.
Years ago a bank lost my paycheck deposit.
They didn’t deposit my paycheck, so checks started bouncing creating overdraft penalties.
I had a receipt. I stormed the bank.
Frightened customers fled in terror. Bank personnel scurried in fear.
“Here, see this?” I shrieked. “It’s your receipt, and I ain’t leavin’ until you put that money in our account!
Tain’t my fault you lost my deposit. And you can just reimburse all your penalty fees.
I used to work for a bank,” I shouted. “Your offset is your loss. You can use that to credit our account, and I ain’t leavin’ until ya do!
I can have my employer stop-payment on that missing paycheck, and issue another. That’s your recovery.
Meantime, ya can credit our account, per your receipt.”
I went through all the motions with the bank’s new online banking system.
“First-time login?” —Yes.
“We’ll e-mail a security-key. Use that to set up.”
I set up, supposedly registering this computer, or so I thought.
I tried logging in; I thought I should be able to.
But it wanted to send another security-key, as if I were a first-time user.
Back burner.
That was a week ago.
I tried calling the bank yesterday morning (Monday, November 14, 2011).
“We are experiencing heavy phonecall volume.” (In other words: “We are swamped.”)
“If you are having difficulty with our online banking system, we have extended our calling hours, and ya might wanna also try our online prompt.” (In other words: “Read the instructions, stupid!”)
As always, the instructions run up against the fact I had a stroke, so I can’t adequately concentrate.
Okay, I tried again, as I had many times.
Again, the security-key bit.
BOINK! Security-key number ten.
There’s the new site, elaborate and glitzy.
But it also threw up a window: “Do you wish to register this computer, or continue security-key logins? Registering your computer bypasses security-key logins.”
Wait a minute! I never saw that before — or noticed it. Maybe I was shown that earlier and bypassed it, continuing security-key logins.
I clicked “register this computer,” and tried logging in again.
“WHOA; it’s actually logging me in.
I don’t hafta call the bank,” I said.

• Rochester (NY) is mainly Kodak and Xerox, or was.
• I had a stroke October 26, 1993, from which I pretty much recovered.

Thursday, November 10, 2011

Election day

“Boy I sure am glad Election is over,” said a guy in the Canandaigua YMCA locker-room yesterday (Wednesday, November 9, 2011).
“I was sick of all those TV ads.”
“Vote for me,” said another; “and all will be sweetness and light.”
“Throw the bums out,” I was tempted to say. “Replace ‘em with another set of bums.
And then next election cycle we throw those bums out, and install another set of bums.”
And so it goes, forever and ever.
But I didn’t say anything.
Tuesday, November 8, was Election day.
I work out in the Canandaigua YMCA Exercise-Gym, appropriately named the “Wellness-Center,” usually three days per week, about two-three hours per visit.
(“Canandaigua” [“cannan-DAY-gwuh”] is a small city to the east nearby where we live in Western NY. The city is also within a rural town called “Canandaigua.” The name is Indian, and means “Chosen Spot.” It’s about 14 miles away.)
“We made history!” screamed some fat flunky pumping the arm of Maggie Brooks, who had been re-elected County Executive of adjacent Monroe County, location of Rochester, NY.
We live in Ontario County, in the Rochester area, southeast of Monroe County.
I don’t think so.
If Maggie’s hand-picked candidate for District Attorney had been elected, it would have been historical.
But he wasn’t. He lost to a Democrat (gasp).
Maggie is Republican, as is this area.
Her re-election was pretty much assured.
People are considering running her for U.S. Senate, but that may be a mistake.
New York State is not Monroe County.
Maggie’s opposition was Sandra Frankel, supervisor of the Town of Brighton, southeast of Rochester, a suburb.
Mud flew back and forth.
Various scandals occurred during Maggie’s past administration, and they were aired.
“Had enough?” said Frankel.
“Elect Frankel and get scandals under her,” I thought.
A gigantic ad, at least two minutes, was on TV, demonstrating all the good feelings created by Maggie.
Thankfully this wasn’t a major election.
We only saw about a month of ads, not three months.
“Mud season,” I declared to my wife as the ads began.
Accusations of scandal under Maggie, and tax and salary increases under Frankel in Brighton.
“$35,000 in salary increases to herself over the years!” screamed an accusatory Maggie ad.
“$35,000 sounds like a restrained salary increase over the years,” I commented. “Keeping up with inflation.
I wonder how much Maggie has blown up her salary?”
We never heard about that. —Tit for tat.
Maggie bragged about her flat tax-rate.
Although she had to do various financial shenanigans to maintain it.
County finances are always up against unfunded mandates.
Thankfully this kind of posturing doesn’t fly in Ontario County.
The previous Canandaigua Town Supervisor tried that. Bombast and vitriol.
He was thrown out of office after a drunk-driving conviction.
(Which he of course protested as a liberal witch-hunt.)
So not much was happening election-wise in Ontario County.
But since our TV comes from Rochester, we get all the Monroe County political ads.
About all that was happening was local councilperson elections, and they don’t make Rochester TV.
Beyond that, our little town, West Bloomfield, had a proposition to authorize building of a new town hall, 1.98 million dollars, The “Taj Ma-hall.”
It was voted down; second time.

• RE: “Democrat (gasp)....” —All my siblings are tub-thumping REPUBLICANS; but I’m not, so I’m of-the-Devil.

Wednesday, November 09, 2011

Day of reckoning

Last night (Tuesday, November 8, 2011) I wanted to set up an online bill-pay to National Fuel, our monthly gas-bill.
Crank bank’s web-address into my browser-window, which is Firefox® (“Gasp!” say my siblings, who loudly insist I’m being rebellious by not using Internet-Explorer, the browser Jesus used).
“Welcome to our new online banking-center.”
“Uh-ohhhh.....” I said. “The day of reckoning, Tuesday, November 8. Our bank warned us.”
The day the bank rolls out its new online banking web-site, instituting sweetness and light, a beauteous web-site, guaranteeing ease of navigation, supposedly better than the one they had.
Pardon my skepticism, but I know how these so-called improvements go.
Order-out-of-chaos is usually chaos.
I dragged out the bank’s prompt-sheet I printed a few days ago.
“First-time login.
Enter ‘user-name,’ and click ‘first-time user.’”
Done.
“A secure identification-code will be sent to you. Select phone-number or e-mail.”
“‘Bong!’ there it is,” I said; “via e-mail.”
“Enter delivered secure access-code.”
Done.
“Read online banking access agreement; click ‘accept.’”
Done.
“Review online profile.”
Done; except it needs minor fiddling.
“Create new online password, confirm, and then ‘submit.’”
Done.
Okay, enrollment completed. Off we went. There’s my checking-account register, and on to online bill-pay.
Wait a minute; it wants me to correctly answer four security questions — used to be only one. Four is a navigation improvement?
The usual: “mother’s maiden-name; name of your first pet, what town you were born in, father’s middle-name.”
“My father didn’t have a middle-name,” I shouted.
Thankfully they had alternative questions: “What state were you born in?”
I successfully instituted an online bill-pay to National Fuel.
All my online bill payees had been carried over. I didn’t have to set that up again.
I closed out. Now to try logging in again. (Awful temerity and unmitigated gall and horrific audacity....)
User-name and password to login window, without the “first-time user” box checked.
“WHAT?” It wants to send me a first-time user password again, or so it seems.
We wrastled with it at least three tries. Blew well over an hour of my life, which I won’t get back.
Each time it demanded a first-time user login.
Finally, I gave up.
They got a “contact us” e-mail asking “What’s happening?”
Their response will probably be to telephone their Help-desk.
This is progress?
Technology the time-saver?

• “National Fuel,” based in Buffalo (NY), is our natural-gas utility.
• All my siblings are tub-thumping born-again Christians.

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Tuesday, November 08, 2011

97,000 smackaroos



$92,000 base price, $97,000 as-tested.
“For what?” I cried.
Okay, it’s a factory hotrod version of a BMW sedan.
“Great, stuck in a traffic-jam with little to do other than twiddle the stereo-knobs, or call your mother on your cellphone to complain about your marriage-mate.”
I’m sorry, but I’ve become my paternal grandmother.
Performance is great fun, but I hardly can ever use it.
And if I do, I get waylaid by the constabulary, and line the pockets of local government.
What happens if my Ferrari won’t start?
How do I get to work?
And most of the time in NASCAR rush-hour I’m being parried by drones in inferior cars from Ford, General Motors, and Toyota.
Zippity-doo; I know what I have will skonk ‘em royally, but I usually can’t.
What I end up doing is avoid the NASCAR wannabees and ignorant grannies that cut me off unsignaled.
A while ago the dream of a Porsche (“poor-SHA”) Boxter wafted placidly through my brain.
A Porsche that didn’t cost 89 bazilyun dollars.
But then I saw what they wanted; still way too much.
Every once-in-a-while the Corvette sounds interesting, or perhaps the new Mustang (V8 of course).
My hairdresser’s StingRay.
My old hairdresser had a classic ’67 StingRay he had to part with, and it sounded interesting.
PASS! Where do I stretch such a thing out?
Welcome to the traffic-jam on Interstate-490. Please get in line.
And if an opening appears where I can floor it — not likely — I get the gendarmerie behind with sirens and flashing lights.
I agree with my grandmother. All the car has to do is start and run reliably.
And not cost a fortune.
Beyond that is posturing.
A $97,000 BMW makes no sense at all.

Car & Driver is the automotive magazine I subscribe to — since 1966.
• “Interstate-490” is the main interstate into and out of Rochester, NY.

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Showstopping Thanksgiving cake



“If I ever found anything like that on our Thanksgiving table, I’d personally scoop it up and take it out to our mulch-pile,” I said.
The November 2011 issue of my wife’s Better Homes and Gardens has a photograph of a so-called “showstopping Thanksgiving cake,” pictured above, on its cover.
“Looks like potato-peelings on top,” I said.
“And it looks like house-garbage was slathered between the layers.
I put that thing on our mulch-pile, and it will scare away all the birds.
I’ll hafta turn it under the grass-clippings.”
My wife gets Better Homes and Gardens magazine, as does my sister-in-law in Florida.
This is despite my wife’s complaining how unrealistic it is.
“Did they ever hear of mud? Dogs track in dirt,” she says.
Years ago I worked at a bank-branch south of Rochester, NY supervising its teller-line.
I had two ladies working for me, one of whom regaled me with tales of visiting the other lady’s house.
You couldn’t walk into her so-called “living-room;” it was off-limits.
Heaven forbid ya track dirt on the carpet.....
Sounds like a candidate for a Better Homes and Gardens feature.

Monday, November 07, 2011

“Is it a Chevrolet?”


This is the Bow-Tie I had on our Astrovan.

As of November 2011, the Chevrolet brand is 100 years old.
Not much has been made of it.
No mention of it my Car & Driver magazine.
The only magazine mention I got was my Hemmings Classic Car magazine.
And that was because the Chevrolet brand has so much history attached to it.
It became the dominant brand in the General Motors line-up in the ‘40s and ‘50s.
Chevrolet is no longer the almighty colossus it was in the ‘70s; poised per government scuttlebutt to take over the entirety of automobile manufacture.
Those government guys were a bit off.
Chevrolet was powerful, but:
—A) It was selling what the public wanted, more-or-less, and
—B) It had competition, Ford Motor Company and Chrysler Corporation.
Its greatest competition was Japanese.
The Japanese were marketing to meet Chevrolet’s fatal flaw, its inability to make an attractive small car.
GM tried mightily, but their heart wasn’t in it.
And it was GM, not just Chevrolet.
General Motors had been building pretty much the same car since the late ‘30s, across all five product-lines.
Although on different wheelbases: A, B, and C (C being the largest).
Every time ya see a Cadillac think gussied up Chevrolet on the bigger wheelbase, with a Cadillac engine and different front and rear clips.
But between the wheels they were pretty much the same car.
Take the side-trim off a ’55 Chevy and it looks like a Buick.
Which it is, sorta.
Except Chevrolet and Buick had their own engines; until the ‘70s.
I remember the flap that occurred when Oldsmobile started installing the Chevrolet SmallBlock in its midsize cars.
The last car my parents drove was an ‘80s Buick, but it had the Chevrolet SmallBlock, very anemically done.
No mention Ford and Chrysler had been using common engines across their product-lines for years.
The media went ballistic. Supposedly General Motors was pulling a fast-one!
Then during the early ‘60s, General Motors started branching out; smaller wheelbases, midsize and compact.
This went across all five GM brands. Even Cadillac introduced a small car, the forgettable Cimarron, based on the GM J platform for the 1982 model-year (e.g. the Chevrolet Cavalier).
Other manufacturers were doing the same, Ford the Falcon and the Fairlane, and Chrysler Corporation with various small and midsize cars — like the Valiant.
Yet Chevrolet was still selling a full-size car, based on the other GM full-size offerings.
It was a Chevrolet in name, but also an Oldsmobile or Buick. And Cadillac was more-or-less the same car.
It seemed like Chevrolet had lost its bearings; like it was no longer marketing cheap and reliable transportation.
They might sell small cars, but so did the other GM brands.
When Chevrolet introduced its Nova, a small, cheap and reliable car, Pontiac, Oldsmobile and Buick all wanted their own versions: the Oldsmobile Omega, the Pontiac Ventura, and the Buick Apollo, which is what “Nova” stood for: N-O-V-A.
Chevrolet was no longer manufacturing what appealed to my paternal grandmother: cheap and reliable transportation.
My grandmother was very much a Chevy-person; basic transportation. Everything else was mere posturing.
GM’s profit was in profligate gas-guzzlers.
A giant market for small cars arose in California, and spread east.
GM’s response was the Chevrolet Vega (before that was the Corvair, an even greater marketing mistake).
The Vega was nice-looking, especially the GT hatchback — I had one.
But its motor was cast-aluminum without iron cylinder-liners.
The aluminum-alloy was heavy with silicon, and the cylinder-bores would get lapped with acid, to etch away the aluminum to leave a silicon bore-finish, which wore as well as iron.
Trouble was, if the motor overheated, the block warped, destroying linearity.
The bores would wear so much the engine burned oil like a mosquito-fogger.
Beyond that, a lot of the structural integrity of the car, which was great at first, was in thin panels that quickly rusted away.
Without that paneling, the front-end of a Vega would droop as it collapsed.
My Vega did that, much as I liked it, and babied it.
It became a low-rider.
Look under the hood, and all the inside fender-walls had rusted away.
Without those fender-walls, the motor and suspension mounts bent upward under the weight of the engine, lowering the front-end.
I also got heavy rust around the windshield.
The windshield surround was a thin panel that filled with salty slush.
Despite all that, I’ve always been a Chevy-man.
It goes back to my parents always driving Chevrolets, and Chevrolet fielding its revolutionary SmallBlock motor as I came of age in the late ‘50s.
The Chevy SmallBlock is the motor that finally put the famous Ford Flat-head V8 out to pasture.
Photo by BobbaLew.
A Ford Flat-head V8 (note flat cylinder-head casting on left cylinder-bank. Both head-castings are finned cast-aluminum Offenhouser [“off-in-HOUZE-err”] high compression hotrod parts — stock flat-head cylinder castings are cast-iron and not finned).
And the Ford Flat-head inspired the hotrod movement.
It was cheap and available, and responded well to backyard hot-rodding.
But so too was the Chevy SmallBlock, which breathed much better than the Ford Flat-head, since the SmallBlock was overhead-valve.
Soon hot-rodders were replacing their Flat-heads with Chevy SmallBlocks.
Doing so was worth the trouble.
The Chevrolet brand was founded by Louis Chevrolet and ousted GM founder William C. Durant on November 3, 1911.
Louis Chevrolet was a famous French racecar driver and mechanic.
Chevrolet was not a low-priced car at first, but General Motors acquired Chevrolet in 1918 (with Durant re-entering).
Chevrolet was positioned by then GM president Alfred Sloan to sell a lineup of mainstream vehicles to directly compete against Henry Ford’s Model T in the ‘20s.
Chevrolet became a venerable icon.
In the ‘50s, when I was growing up, Chevrolet came to symbolize the great destiny of America after World War II.
Photo by Eleanor Hughes. (“Eleanor Hughes” is my mother.)
The ’39 Chevy crippled in New York City on the first day of our vacation to New England in 1951 (I was seven). The condenser had burned out.
Photo by Eleanor Hughes.
My father in front of our ’41 Chevy.
The first car I remember is a ’39 Chevy, the car that apparently replaced the ’33 Chevy my father had when he got married in 1941.
They may have still had the ’33 when I was born (1944), but the ’39 was what I remember.
My father began looking for a replacement about the time he started his new job at Texaco’s Eagle Point oil-refinery in south Jersey.
The ’39 broke its timing-chain one afternoon returning from the refinery.
We purchased a well-kept 1941 Chevrolet from someone in our church.
The ’41 Chevy was one of the most popular used cars of all time. (The others were the ’57 and the ’64.)
The ‘41 was an antique when we bought it about 1949, but it looked great.
It was equipped with various non-stock options, a spotlight and a metal windshield visor. It was a Special Deluxe; only four side-windows instead of six. It was powder blue.
It was in great shape visibly, but I remember it overheating on the Pennsylvania Turnpike near Pittsburgh during a vacation-trip to Arkansas.
It had a clogged radiator.
I remember my father fixing it by removing the thermostat (not advisable, but he didn’t know that), and replacing the gasket with a cutout from a Ritz cracker-box.
Soon after we purchased the ’41 we went to mighty Rohrer Chevrolet east of Camden, NJ. (Rohrer Chevrolet no longer exists.)
We went out back into the service area, and there on the wall was a Texaco sign.
All was right with the world.
We bought Chevrolets, and my father worked for Texaco.

This was my siren-song growing up. What a great country America was, and our family drove Chevrolets.
Chevrolet symbolized a shining future.
Furthermore, in the 1955 model-year Chevrolet introduced a revolutionary V8 motor, the vaunted SmallBlock.
It had a light-weight valve-train, so could rev to the moon — just like in Europe!
As mentioned above, the SmallBlock revolutionized hot-rodding.
Beyond that, Chevrolet introduced the Corvette, a sportscar wannabee, for the 1953 model-year.
To make it more a sportscar, the SmallBlock was installed, and a four-speed floor-shifted transmission was introduced.
All this stuff could be easily installed in a ’55 Chevy, a four-speed SmallBlock.
The SmallBlock in a ’55 Chevy was the same engine-block as in a ‘Vette.
The concept swept me along all through high-school and college.
Photo by BobbaLew.
My dream: a ’55 Two-Ten hardtop. (This thing was four-on-the-floor; ‘Vette motor).
Photo by BobbaLew.
The wagon.
My dream was a 210 hardtop like the car pictured at left, or perhaps a stationwagon, more practical. (My parents purchased a ’57 SmallBlock wagon after my freshman year in college. It was phenomenal, a 283 PowerPak with four-barrel carb and dual exhausts.)
In 1954 my father began looking for a replacement for our ’41.
By the beginning of the decade, Chevrolet was offering automatic-transmission, its two-speed PowerGlide. (“Slip-and-slide with PowerGlide!”)
The ’41 wasn’t automatic.
We were considering a ’50 or ’51 at first, but my father came across a 1953 210 two-door with tinted glass, only about 5,000 miles.
It was from a matron in Philadelphia (across the river from where we lived in south Jersey).
A ’53 in ’54 is almost new, the newest car our family ever bought.
$1,200, and my father had to borrow from my paternal grandfather, a stickler about money.
He was probably asking my father for that money every week.
That ’53 Chevy was the car I learned to drive in.
I will never forget the first time I depressed the gas-pedal and felt that old turkey move.
Our ’53 became known as “the Blue Bomb,” partly because it was dark navy blue, and partly because it was such a pig.
As was his custom, my father never took care of it.
When it finally failed inspection, at 10 years and over 100,000 miles, it failed because its brake-shoes were worn through to the backing-plates.
The shock-absorbers were totally useless. Bouncy-bouncy-bouncy!
Photo by BobbaLew.
The Blue Bomb after my accident.
And the ’53 was the car I slid into the back of a Mercedes-Benz at an icy railroad-crossing.
Our ’53 was the most damaged; the Mercedes not at all.
My father had a local shop do only basic repair, enough to make it operable.
No cosmetic repair.
So I drove it with a punched-in face for a while.
Photo by BobbaLew.
The Beast.
1968 Triumph TR250 (same color as mine).
My first car was a sportscar, a Triumph TR3 nicknamed “the Beast.”
It wasn’t a Chevrolet. (Gasp!)
After I got married in December of 1967, we got another sportscar, a brand-new 1968 Triumph TR250.
It was awful, totally useless as basic transportation.
One afternoon in 1974 I noticed a used 1972 Vega at Taylor Chevrolet near where we lived in Rochester, NY.
(Taylor Chevrolet went defunct, was torn down, and replaced by a supermarket.)
It was a GT hatchback, four-on-the-floor, with a two-barrel carburetor for added performance.
Mine was red with a black stripe.
It was much more pleasant than our TR250, mainly because it served well as basic transportation.
I drove it quite a while, but it was the last Chevrolet I owned until 1993.
It rusted to smithereens, as Vegas did, plus fell apart.
It also overheated, the bane of all Vegas (see above).
I drove it all the way to my parents in northern Delaware, and my paternal grandmother, who was living with my parents, looked at it soulfully a few minutes, and plaintively asked me “Is it a Chevrolet?”
“Well, sorta,” I answered. “It has the Chevrolet name on it, but it’s not the Nova.”
Novas were very basic; the kind of basic transportation my grandmother would approve.
She was asking me the saintly question: “Was the Vega sensible; a Chevrolet?”
My uncle (my father’s younger brother) was in deepest doo-doo because he bought Fords.
He liked a car that responded to the throttle, and Fords sorta did.
To my grandmother, performance was disgusting. What mattered was that the car start and run reliably.
That supposedly was Chevrolet.
After the Vega I fell to buying Volkswagens, a ’76 Dasher stationwagon, and then a ’78 Rabbit.
They were our first front-wheel-drive cars, and also our first automatic transmission, which meant my wife could drive them.
When the Dasher became unusable I bought a giant Ford E250 van, the most memorable vehicle I’ve ever owned.
My macho brother-from-Boston, also a Chevy-man, test-drove it, and loudly declared “There’s only one problem. It ain’t a Chevy!”
That van was auto-tranny, and I traded the ’78 Rabbit for a brand-new ’83 Rabbit GTI.
That was a five-speed; my wife couldn’t drive it.
Our van rusted apart, so we bought a brand-new ’89 Honda Civic All-Wheel-Drive stationwagon.
It was auto-tranny, so my wife could commute with it.
It lasted 13 years, and went 160,000 miles.
We’d still be driving it, but it suffered a minor crash that totaled it.
It was like Honda was building the cars Chevrolet should be.
But then I noticed Chevrolet was building a desirable vehicle, the All-Wheel-Drive Astrovan.
The siren-song arose again: “See the U.S.A. in your Chevrolet.”
I bought one. Dinah triumphant!
We drove it 12 years, 140,000 miles, despite it throwing various curves at us.
It broke a torsion-bar, requiring replacement of both.
(The front-suspension of an AWD Astrovan was by longitudinal torsion-bars, parallel to the frame-rails; not coil-springs.)
Most irksome was a “check-engine” light that winked at me if I drove hard.
Finally the engine barely ran, but a local Chevy dealer successfully diagnosed why — the dealer where I bought it never did — and it ran fine after that. (Defective oxygen-sensor.)
It began leaking oil. A gasket had failed.
Another problem that occurred occasionally was a lockout switch that wouldn’t let you put it in gear if it stuck.
This acted up twice, and the stuck switch could be fiddled free with your toe.
But the second time was when we arrived for Amtrak’s Auto-Train. I was afraid the stuck switch wouldn’t allow Amtrak employees to load our Astrovan.
(“Auto-train” is a railroad-train to Florida where you take your car along; in this case our Astrovan.)
So over the years, three switches.
They were a cheap design, bound to eventually fail. My grandmother wouldn’t have been pleased.
Our Astrovan became ungainly, and started falling apart.
So I turned it in for a new 2005 Toyota All-Wheel-Drive Sienna minivan, not bad, and much better than our Astrovan, which always seemed cheap.
So for the moment we are Chevy-less.
Dinah is in the background.
But I went to a Chevy dealer not too long ago to look at a new Chevy Equinox.
Our 2003 Honda CR-V is getting on in years.
The salesman was a viper, he wouldn’t let us out of the dealership without selling us a car.
But the folding rear-seats were not dog-friendly. (They aren’t in our CR-V either.)
I had to be unsociable.
You are a viper, I become a viper!
We walked out.

Despite that, Chevrolet has made 100 years.
And I’m still a Chevy-man. I wish I could buy a Chevrolet!

• “Carb” equals carburetor.
• “Tranny” equals transmission.
• My wife is “automotively challenged.” She has difficulty driving.

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Wednesday, November 02, 2011

Monthly Calendar Report for November, 2011


Potshot. (Photo by BobbaLew.)

―The November 2011 entry of my own calendar is a rerun. It was the May entry in last year’s calendar.
But it’s one of the most dramatic pictures I ever snagged.
And it’s without Phil Faudi (“FOW-dee;” as in “wow”).
I’ve written up Phil so many times it would just bore constant-readers to do it again.
If you need clarification, click this link, and go toward the end of the post.
That explains Phil.
My 2011 calendar is the same pictures I used in a 2012 calendar I did for Tunnel Inn, the bed-and-breakfast we stay at in the Altoona (“al-TUNE-uh;” as in the name “Al”), PA area.
It used to be the old Gallitzin (“guh-LIT-zin;” as in “get”) town offices and library.
It was built by Pennsy in 1905, and is brick and rather substantial.
It was converted to a bed-and-breakfast when Gallitzin built new town offices.
Its advantage for railfans like me — also its marketing ploy — is that it's right beside Tracks Two and Three.
It’s right next to the old Pennsy tunnels through the summit of the Alleghenies.
Trains are blowing past all the time.
Three (at left) is westbound, and Two can be either way. —Track One is not visible; it’s on the other side of town, using New Portage Tunnel. Tunnel Inn also has a covered viewing deck behind its building, plus floodlights to illuminate trains approaching or leaving the tunnels in darkness.
The picture is not recent; it’s July 6, 2005.
The locomotive is a General-Electric Dash8-40CW, what the railroad was often using back then.
4,000 horsepower; a wide-cab version of the Dash-8.
Now ya see Dash9s and Evo-units. They have “pants” on the locomotive trucks surrounding the drive-wheels.
Often ya see EMD SD-70Ms.
The trucks on a Dash8 are much like those used on six-axle EMD units.
2005 is before I started chasing trains with Phil. —Our first “Tour” was 2008.
8372 is restarting next to Tunnel Inn on Track Two after stopping for a brake-test before descending The Hill.
We’re at the summit of the Allegheny Mountains, 2161 feet above sea-level for the railroad at these tunnels; 2191 at New Portage.
The Alleghenies had been a barrier to west-east commerce, which explains the success of the Pennsylvania Railroad.
That barrier had been surmounted by Pennsy with a through railroad, and was fairly easy to operate.
Pennsy essentially parried the Erie Canal.
And Pennsy’s original alignment over The Hill is still in use; opened in 1854.
The Pennsylvania Railroad was once the largest and most powerful railroad on the planet — the so-called “Standard Railroad of the World.”
PRR eventually had to merge with parallel New York Central in 1968; a marriage out of desperation. There was no one else to merge with, and Pennsy was failing.
A proposed merger with Norfolk & Western was not approved.
That merger (Penn-Central) went bankrupt, and the government took part in forming Conrail, a merger of all bankrupt northeast railroads — there were quite a few.
Conrail succeeded and eventually privatized. It was sold in 1999 to CSX (railroad) and Norfolk Southern. CSX got mostly the New York Central lines, and Norfolk Southern the Pennsy lines.
(Norfolk Southern is a long-ago merger of Norfolk & Western and Southern Railway.)
The Hill is now owned and operated by Norfolk Southern.
Also visible is the mouth of old Gallitzin tunnel, built by Pennsy in 1904.
Gallitzin tunnel had been abandoned by then, abandoned when the original Pennsy tunnel, Allegheny (see below), was enlarged in 1995 by Conrail and the state to -a) clear doublestacks, and -b) accommodate two tracks.
Doublestacks need higher clearance than Allegheny originally had.
Allegheny was also two tracks at first, but as equipment enlarged, it was reduced to only one track (see next entry).
And parallel Gallitzin tunnel was later added.
Photo by BobbaLew.
Gallitzin, sealed, at left; Allegheny, enlarged, at right.
Gallitzin tunnel was recently sealed; it still had track inside it.
Snow-melt would cascade down the embankment and freeze, making a dangerous mess.
It’s not sealed in my calendar-picture, but is in my recent picture.



Top of The Hill in Gallitzin, PA. (Photo by Phil Hastings©.)

—The November 2011 entry of my Audio-Visual Designs black and white All-Pennsy Calendar is the best entry in the Audio-Visual Designs calendar, a shot from the middle ‘50s at Gallitzin, PA, the summit of The Hill.
When Pennsy first built their railroad, Allegheny tunnel, at right, tunneled under Allegheny ridge.
The tunnel is over 3,000 feet long, not long for nowadays, but long for the 1850s.
Pennsy eventually built Gallitzin tunnel, at left, in 1904.
A third tunnel had been incorporated earlier, New Portage tunnel for the New Portage Railway, new railroad that skirted the inclined-plane railway that was part of the Pennsylvania Public Works System, a combined canal and railway that was Pennsylvania’s response to the Erie Canal.
Pennsy put the Public Works System out of business. The Public Works System was cumbersome and slow.
Pennsy was continuous railroad.
Allegheny front had been a barrier to west-east commerce from the nation’s interior, and both the Erie Canal and the Pennsylvania Public Works System conquered it.
The Erie Canal took advantage of the fact the Alleghenies don’t stretch into New York state, that the Mohawk river threaded a gap.
But Pennsylvania had to surmount the Alleghenies, and there was no way a continuous canal could do that.
Grading in the early 1800s was not what it is now, which forced PA to include an inclined-plane railroad over the Alleghenies.
The Pennsylvania Railroad (PRR) was a private response to the inefficiency of the Public Works System.
There were two natural barriers: -1) the Alleghenies, and -2) the wide Susquehanna (“suss-kwee-HA-nuh”) river out of Harrisburg.
The Susquehanna was bridged with a long bridge at Rockville north of Harrisburg (the current stone-bridge, largest stone-arch bridge in the world, is bridge number-three).
And the Alleghenies were trumped with an elegant grading-trick called Horseshoe Curve (actually Pennsy spelled it as two words: “Horse Shoe”).
John Edgar Thomson, chief engineer of the original Pennsy, proposed draping the railroad around a valley to make the grade manageable.
This involved lopping the end off a rocky promontory, and building two gigantic fills across two feeder valleys.
This was done essentially by hand by gangs of drunken Irishmen.
Horseshoe Curve is still in service. Pennsy was so proud of it, -a) they announced it in all passenger-trains, and -b) they built an observation area in the apex of the curve.
The observation area is on what’s left of the promontory.
Horseshoe Curve (the “Mighty Curve”), is by far the BEST railfan spot I have ever been to.
Wait 25 minutes and you’ll see a train, often two or more.
And they’re right in your face!
And uphill they’re wide open,assaulting the heavens.” Downhill it’s hold ‘em back.
The grade averages 1.75 percent, 1.75 feet up for every 100 feet forward. Not that steep, but steep enough to often require helper locomotives.
At least it isn’t four percent, which would have been near impossible. —That steep you have to break a train into two or more sections.
And there were no switchbacks. It was a through, continuous railroad.
Switchbacks are ponderously slow to operate.
Run the train head-first into the first switchback-tail, where it stops.
A trainman gets off and throws the switch up to the next switchback, and the train reverses up to that switchback-tail.
Then a trainman gets off and throws the second switch, so the train can move forward again.
(Switchbacks usually came in twos, to get the train headed engine-first.)
Perhaps the major engineering triumph of Pennsy is they crossed the Alleghenies without switchbacks.
And at the top of the mountain was Allegheny tunnel, at 3,000+ feet about the limit at that time.
The tunnel was originally two tracks, but as equipment enlarged it was converted to one track.
That’s why the tunnel is larger than the train inside.
Both tunnels are in use in the calendar-picture, Gallitzin at left, and Allegheny at right.
And Gallitzin was built to clear only one track, so is narrower.
Gallitzin has since been abandoned and sealed closed.
Allegheny was enlarged in 1995, -a) to clear doublestacks, and -b) accommodate two tracks.
Allegheny was enlarged as a joint project between Conrail, operator of the railroad at that time, and the state of PA.
Doublestacks (two containers stacked two-high on a flatcar), need higher clearance than Allegheny had originally.
Accommodating two tracks meant Gallitzin could be abandoned. It too wasn’t high enough to clear doublestacks.
(“Conrail” was a government amalgamation of east-coast railroads that went bankrupt pretty much at the same time as Penn-Central.
Conrail included other bankrupt east-coast railroads, like Erie-Lackawanna, Jersey Central, and Lehigh Valley; but eventually went private as it became more successful.
Conrail has since been broken up, sold in 1999 to CSX Transportation Industries [railroad] and Norfolk Southern railroad. CSX got mainly the old New York Central routes, and NS got the old PRR routes, although NS also has the old Erie Railroad route across southern NY. —The current operator of Allegheny Tunnel and the Horseshoe Curve railroad is now Norfolk Southern. It also owns the old NYC Corning Secondary, which runs south from the old NYC main at Lyons, NY.)
Phil Hastings was a giant of late ‘40s and early ‘50s steam railroad photography, the end of steam-locomotive operations.
He did a project for Trains Magazine and its editor David P. Morgan searching for steam-locomotives at the end of steam-locomotive operations.
They had success, Hastings the photographer and Morgan the writer.
What blew Morgan away most was a New York Central Hudson (4-6-4) going like the dickens on railroad that has since been abandoned.
As a railfan, I chase trains that usually have diesel-electric locomotives on the point.
They’re worth seeing too.
But once you’ve seen a steam-locomotive, diesels no longer matter.
I’ve ridden railfan excursions with steam locomotives on the point.
The Queen of the West End.
Most notable to me was Nickel Plate 765, a Lima 2-8-4 Berkshire, up the old Chesapeake & Ohio line through New River Gorge in WV.
765 can run hard. Most of the time we were running 60-70 mph uphill — but a fairly easy grade; one-half percent.
33 cars!
Working steam the whole way.
It had me crying. What an experience! —And I wasn’t leaving that dutch-door.
The locomotive pictured is a Pennsylvania Railroad J1 2-10-4, one of their war-babies.
The Pennsylvania Railroad didn’t develop and/or purchase modern steam locomotives in the late ‘20s and ‘30s.
Their investment was going into electrification.
So when WWII broke out, they were saddled with old and tired steam-locomotives.
Yet the War Production Board wouldn’t let Pennsy develop more modern steam-locomotive replacements.
They had to use an already-proven design (from another railroad).
Pennsy had to shop around, and road-tested the Norfolk & Western A (2-6-6-4), and the Chesapeake & Ohio T-1 (2-10-4) SuperPower locomotive.
“SuperPower” was a marketing ploy by Lima Locomotive Works, of Lima, Ohio. (“LYE-muh;” not “LEE-muh.”)
The idea was to get incredible steam capacity out of a steam locomotive, so it wouldn’t run out of steam at high speed.
This involved “appliances” to enhance boiler performance, but mainly incredible steam capacity from a HUGE boiler and HUGE firebox grate.
The firebox also had a large combustion-chamber to enhance fuel-burning.
The SuperPower 2-10-4 is essentially the SuperPower 2-8-4 Berkshire enlarged.
The C&O T-1 was the Lima design, built by American Locomotive Company of Schenectady, NY.
Pennsy decided to manufacture the C&O T-1, fiddled a tiny bit.
They were loathe to try articulation, which the N&W A was (2-6-6-4). —They had tried articulation earlier, and decided it was too difficult to maintain.
But Pennsy’s dickering did not switch to the square-hipped Belpaire firebox (“bell-pair”), a Pennsy trademark.
They weren’t allowed.
The “J” is the only successful Pennsy modern steam-locomotive.
But it’s not their design.
It’s SuperPower, a concept wasted on Pennsy.
SuperPower is heightened steam-capacity for high-speed cruising.
Pennsy was not a high-speed operation. Too many hills and grades.
Lower-speed drag engines would have made more sense. Perhaps even the N&W A.
Yet the J was incredibly powerful.
This picture is of interest to me, because the old Gallitzin town offices and library, now Tunnel Inn, would be right at right.
The picture was taken off the old Jackson St. overpass in Gallitzin.
That overpass has since been rebuilt.
Tunnel Inn is right next to that tunnel-cut.
And there are now a lot more buildings atop the tunnel-cut than in this picture, which is not that long ago.


Twin-Beech. (Photo by Philip Makanna©.)

—The November 2011 entry of my Ghosts WWII warbirds calendar is a military version of the famous Twin-Beech, a C-45 “Expeditor,” made by Beechcraft.
This is one of the best pictures in the calendar, but I have a hard time thinking of the Twin-Beech as a military airplane.
It could be said the Twin-Beech was the first executive airplane; a means of transporting company executives privately, instead of on the commercial airlines.
RCA (Radio Corporation of America) had one.
Their’s was milk-chocolate brown.
RCA, in Camden, NJ, which is across the river from Philadelphia, used to be a prime manufacturer of consumer electronics before loss to the Orient.
Our kitchen radio, when I was a child, was RCA, and my mother had worked for RCA.
RCA’s Twin-Beech was hangered at an airport just east of Camden, which I think was the first commercial airport in the Philadelphia area.
But it went moribund because there was no room for expansion, and airlines needed longer runways.
That airport drifted into obscurity, so that by the middle ‘50s, before our family moved to northern Delaware (in 1957), it served only private aviation and RCA’s Twin-Beech.
The Twin-Beech was about as large an airplane as that airport could accommodate, although perhaps it could serve DC-3s.
The larger four-engine airplanes, Douglas DC-4s and on, and the Lockheed Constellations, needed longer runways, which that airport couldn’t build.
But it was fine for a J3 Piper Cub, a banner-towing Stearman biplane (“bye-PLANE; I only say that because for years I mispronounced it “bip-LANE”), and RCA’s Twin-Beech.
That airport was easily accessible by RCA executives.
RCA kept its Twin-Beech in a hanger far away from the others, all of which were in a corner of a main highway intersection, also the location of the so-called “terminal.”
That airport eventually went defunct. Little was flying out of it, and land-values in that area skyrocketed.
The Twin-Beech was a tail-dragger. It didn’t have tricycle landing-gear, although it could be converted.
Conversions were also available to switch out the two radial internal-combustion engines for TurboProps.
As I recall, the nose of a Twin-Beech had to be lengthened to accommodate tricycle gear.
Behind that nose, and cockpit, was a luxurious cabin, which could be fitted for luxurious executive transport.
So too could the DC-3, which became executive transports as the airlines retired ‘em.
TurboProp conversions were also available for the DC-3, along with modifications to the tail control surfaces.
But I don’t remember ever seeing a tricycle-geared DC-3.
The Sky King I remember had a Twin-Beech when I first started watching his TV-program in the early ‘50s.
Sky King’s “Songbird.”
Somebody said he flew a Cessna 310-B named “Songbird,” which may be right, for all I know.
The Sky King I remember traded that Twin-Beech for an Aero Commander, a large modern executive twin, but not radial-engined (nor TurboProp), and not a tail-dragger.
Although it coulda been a Cessna 310.
Aero-Commanders have a higher wing, and are bigger than a Cessna 310.
Cessna 310s are low wing.
At Willow-Grove. (I’m in this picture somewhere. We’re ahead of a Twin-Beech.)
My first up-close-and-personal encounter with a Twin-Beech was at Willow-Grove Naval Air Station northwest of Philadelphia.
I went there on a field-trip with my Cub-Scout troop in 1954; I woulda been 10.
I remember having a hard time thinking of a Twin-Beech as a military airplane.
About all it could be used for is executive transport; carting military brass here-and-there.
It was hardly a B-25 or a fighter-plane.
It was too docile. Ya didn’t fit machine-guns to a Twin-Beech, although I suppose ya could.
1947 V-tail Bonanza.
Beechcraft still exists, although merged with Hawker Aircraft.
After the Twin-Beech came the V-tailed Beechcraft Bonanza, and the T-34 basic military air trainer.
The T-34 was essentially the Bonanza without that funky V-tail, and a two-place bubble canopy.
The Twin-Beech also had a different tail, two vertical rudders at each end of the horizontal stabilizer.
They made higher hangers to store the plane not necessary.
The Lockheed Constellation had three vertical rudders for the same reason.



Pennsy’s first electrification. (Photo by George Krambles.)

The November 2011 entry of my All-Pennsy color calendar is somewhat a stretch, since it’s not actually Pennsy — it’s Pennsylvania-Reading Seashore Lines (PRSL).
The first railroad across south Jersey was Camden & Atlantic, although it could have been West Jersey & Seashore.
Both attained Atlantic City, although Camden & Atlantic more directly.
The idea of Camden & Atlantic was to develop Atlantic City into a seashore resort. Previously it was nothing.
West Jersey & Seashore was more roundabout.
It went south out of Camden, NJ to hit various traffic-generators before turning east toward Atlantic City.
Camden & Atlantic was so successful a competing railroad was chartered, the Atlantic City Railroad.
Atlantic City Railroad ran just south of Camden & Atlantic, much of it within sight of Camden & Atlantic.
Both attracted passengers from Philadelphia, that ferried across the Delaware river to terminals in Camden.
There were at least three ferries at first.
The ferry to Camden & Atlantic’s terminal in northeast Camden eventually folded.
The Pennsylvania Railroad got control of both Camden & Atlantic, and West Jersey & Seashore. Reading (“REDD-ing;” not “READ-ing”) Lines (railroad) got control of Atlantic City Railroad.
At the end of the 19th century, and as the 20th century dawned, Reading and Pennsy raced each other for the seashore trade. —People escaping Philadelphia during the hot summer months.
It was arrow-straight and flat through the south Jersey pine-barrens toward Atlantic City, so speeds went over 100 mph.
Locomotives went to giant 84-inch driving-wheels, so those speeds could be attained. (84 inches is seven feet diameter.)
But as the automobile came into prominence, the two railroads had too much parallel track.
They had gone to other seashore resorts, and were often within sight of each other.
Thus, Pennsylvania-Reading Seashore Lines, an amalgamation in 1933 of Pennsy and Reading lines in south Jersey.
The West Jersey & Seashore line, now Pennsy, was part of this amalgamation.
It was roundabout, and went out of Camden hitting suburbs to the south, in the case of this calendar-picture, Westville.
As the 20th century began, Pennsy began experimenting with electrification.
Their first electrification was the old West Jersey & Seashore, south out of Camden all the way to Atlantic City.
It was more a trolley operation, but with heavier railroad equipment.
Pennsy electrified its passenger service on the line, more a commute to Camden.
But there were many towns in south Jersey far out from Camden — although Westville isn’t that far.
Westville was the location of a Texaco oil-refinery, the oil-refinery my father first worked in.
That job was his first of that sort, and he lasted there about six or seven years.
He went with a new Flying-A refinery in Delaware — started there as an inspector, a move up.
(Which is when our family moved to Delaware.)
I’m sure there was railroad trackage into that Texaco refinery. —Spurs from the old West Jersey & Seashore.
The refinery is still there, but no longer Texaco. I think Texaco went defunct.
The Delaware Flying-A refinery went through a number of owners, including Texaco, which is when they gave up on the Westville refinery.
I remember a high railroad-bridge that separated two traffic-circles.
You had to negotiate both to get to that Texaco refinery.
And the Texaco refinery was on the western outskirts of Westville.
It was along the Delaware river, which attracted many oil-refineries because the river was navigable by ocean-going ships.
Pennsy had to give up on their electrified passenger-service out the old West Jersey & Seashore in 1949, because its cars were embargoed — the same cars pictured.
They were partially made of wood; and all-steel construction was mandated.
By then it was PRSL, which explains the lettering on the cars.
The cars are electric, but doomed.
The cars are owl-face, but not MP54s. MP54s were all-steel, which means they were probably considered for this line.
But this line is different electrification than the MP54s ran on.
I think the cars were burned after retirement; that is, bodies burned leaving the steel underframe.
It’s interesting the cars are the same Tuscan-red (“TUSS-kin;” not “Tucson, AR”) color as Pennsy passenger equipment.
I always got the impression PRSL was dominated by Pennsy.
A lot of it was ex-Pennsy; e.g. the line into Atlantic City was the old Pennsy (Camden & Atlantic); the old Reading line into Atlantic City was abandoned in 1933 when PRSL was founded.
The old Reading line through Haddon Heights, south of Haddonfield, NJ, where I first watched trains, still exists. But halfway across the state, at Winslow, it was junctioned into the old Pennsy line. And east of Winslow to Atlantic City, the Reading line was abandoned.
Winslow also happened to be where a north-south Jersey Central line crossed the railroads to Atlantic City.
That Jersey Central line was abandoned — they didn’t even pull up the track. You can still find it in the Jersey pine-barrens choked and overgrown with pine saplings.
Southeast of Winslow were the Reading lines to Ocean City and Wildwood on the Jersey shore, but Cape May was Pennsy.
The old Pennsy lines to south Jersey seashore points weren’t as good or direct as the old Reading lines, so were abandoned.
Photo by BobbaLew.
The ex-PRSL RDC we rode to Ocean City, NJ, at the Ocean City station.
I remember riding an ex-PRSL RDC to Ocean City years ago. It was the old Reading line, but by then it was New Jersey Dept. of Transportation.
The RDCs were self-propelled rail-diesel-cars (“RDC”) made by Budd Company in Philadelphia.
The cars were self-propelled by two large diesel Army tank-engines, and saved a lotta passenger accommodation.
(Passenger accommodation was usually required by the railroad’s charter; passenger-service had to be provided.
For example, Pennsy built a large bridge over the Delaware river in north Philadelphia in 1896, the Delair Bridge, to avoid ferry service into Camden.
The Delair Bridge was the first bridge across the Delaware river from Philadelphia.
But the railroad still had to maintain service into Camden by charter between Camden and the bridge-line junction west of Haddonfield, about five-six miles.
A perfect candidate for the RDC, so PRSL bought quite a few.
The RDC meant PRSL could ditch locomotive-pulled passenger accommodation from Haddonfield to Camden.)
Even into the ‘60s, traffic on the Atlantic City line was still heavy.
I remember riding a PRSL train to Atlantic City shortly after I got married in December of 1967.
That would have been June of 1968. It was pulled by a diesel-locomotive, probably a PRSL Baldwin road-switcher, what PRSL dieselized with.
But it was Tuscan-red passenger coaches, maybe six or so. It wasn’t a little-used accommodation.
When I first started watching trains in the late ‘40s, PRSL was still steam-locomotives.
With the Atlantic City Expressway, railroad passenger service to Atlantic City became moribund.
It even stopped.
But it was resurrected as the Atlantic City line (the old Camden & Atlantic) as Jersey Transit.
The old PRSL line out of Camden was converted into a rapid-transit line into Philadelphia.
This is PATCO (Port-Authority Transit Corporation), and goes clear out to Lindenwold, NJ on the old PRSL.
In other words, PATCO is using the old PRSL right-of-way, including highway bridges.
Lindenwold is far east of Haddonfield.
When we rode the RDC to Ocean City, we rode PATCO out to Lindenwold, and picked up the RDC there. Lindenwold was the transfer-point where RDC service began.
PATCO is so successful south Jersey politicos are advocating for branches — usually along old PRSL lines.
But so far it’s only the line to Lindenwold.


It’s all downhill from here. The final three entries are rather moribund, except the first, my Motorbooks Musclecars calendar, is a good picture of a dumb car.


1966 Fairlane GTA. (Photo by Ron Kimball©.)

—The November 2011 entry of my Motorbooks Musclecars calendar is a great picture of a dumb car, a 1966 Ford Fairlane GTA.
As Detroit automakers scrambled to cash in on the musclecar market created by the Pontiac G-T-O, Ford probably did worst.
The 1964 Pontiac Tempest, basis of the G-T-O option (and it was an option at first), looked great already. The ’64 G-T-O was a great-looking car.
The concept was very basic. Plunk a hot-rodded 389 cubic-inch engine from a full-size Pontiac into the mid-size Tempest.
Ford tried similar. They plunked a hot-rodded full-size 390 into their lowly Fairlane.
That’s the car pictured, although there were earlier iterations.
1964 G-T-O.
It’s the musclecar concept, but not as great-looking as the original G-T-O.
It wasn’t until the late ‘60s and early ‘70s that automakers got to building musclecars as great-looking as the original G-T-O, even General Motors.
And sadly the best-looking G-T-O is the 1964 model-year. Later looked ordinary.
Ford didn’t look right for some time, not until they ditched the Fairlane moniker and started building Torinos, and Cyclones, which were Mercury versions of the Torino.
Photo by David Newhardt.
1966 SS Chevelle.
Chevrolet did pretty well, a Super-Sport version of the Chevelle with a hot-rodded 396 Big Block in 1966.
The 1966 Fairlane pictured pales by comparison. That Chevelle has it royally skonked.
The Fairlane GTA was Ford’s feeble attempt at a musclecar comparable to the original G-T-O.
It suffers from being a Fairlane.
  



Close, but no cigar. (Photo by Casey Thomason.)

―The November 2011 entry of my Norfolk Southern Employees’ Photography-Contest calendar is a Norfolk Southern freight-train crossing a bridge over Lake Martin near Alexander City, AL.
The train is operating from Birmingham, AL to Macon, GA.
It’s quite obvious what the photographer wanted to do.
Snag the train’s reflection on the lake’s glassy surface.
But the lake wasn’t exactly still; it wasn’t offering a mirror surface.
Almost, but not exactly.
So the lights of the train are reflected on the lake surface, but not the train.
It was probably slightly windy, enough to disturb the mirror surface of the lake.
Still, the photographer managed to snag an action photograph out of low-light.
It isn’t even dawn yet. It’s twilight.
To do so you’d have to crank the camera’s ISO (“EYE-so,” not “eye-ess-oh” = International Organization for Standardization = light-sensitivity) way up.
I’ve been advised to never do this. I shoot at ISO 200 on average, ISO 400 if necessary (my ISO can go as high as 1600).
I’ve been told higher invites graininess.
(I think higher ISO invites “noise.”)
So I haven’t tried it. Anyway, in most situations I can get away with ISO 200, the lowest light-sensitivity my camera will do.
Higher speed films are grainy.
But this is digital, not film.
I suppose I should try it, except I’m always tilted toward getting exceptional photographs.
I don’t like to experiment.
I suppose I could crank my ISO way up, and shoot at 1/1000th of a second through a pinhole of an lens-opening.
And see what I get.
Last summer I was at a location where the sun was setting.
I had my ISO up to 400.
I kept cranking down my shutter-speed, and my lens was wide open.
I gave up when I had to go below 1/30th of a second; we walked away.
Nothing was coming anyway, and at 1/30th the train-front would blur — it was a train-picture.
Perhaps with a higher ISO I could have snagged something.



BeetleBomb.

—The November 2011 entry of my Oxman Hotrod Calendar is unfortunately one of plainest Fords ever marketed, the war-years Ford, 1941 though 1948, this one a post-war 1946.
This is despite the fact that Ford Motor Company’s puny styling department — 1/10th the size of General Motors’ Art & Colour section, headed by Harley Earl — produced some of the greatest automotive designs of all time.
E.g. the ’32 Ford, the Model-A, and above all the 1939 Ford five-window coupe.
This was mainly Edsel Ford, only son of Old Henry. Old Henry thought styling was ridiculous.
Old Henry thought the Model-T Ford, the car that put America on wheels, more a farm-implement than a car, although roads at that time were awful, requiring more a farm-implement than a car, was better suited to American needs than what Americans were purchasing. (Roads were being improved.)
The Model-A Ford in 1928 was Old Henry’s first cave to market-demands.
It had a three-speed geared transmission and clutch, like other automobile manufacturers were doing, unlike the Model-T with its band transmission.
Old Henry had an awful time bringing the Model-A to market, but it was the car that saved his company.
(There have been others since, e.g. the 1949 Ford [which had modern suspension instead of transverse buggy-springs], and the original Taurus [patterned after the Audi 100].)
No longer could Ford Motor Company build Model-Ts.
The Model-A showed the styling influence of Edsel, who hired E.T. “Bob” Gregorie away from GM’s Art & Colour section.
Edsel and Gregorie worked well together.
Edsel was an artistic car-man; he wanted to build great-looking cars.
Edsel’s first effort was Lincoln, and the Model-A shows Lincoln styling fillips.
The pair went on to style the ’32 Ford, an all-time classic, basis of great-looking hotrods.
The market was demanding annual models, and every year throughout the ‘30s Fords looked pretty good.
Especially the ’34 Ford. —Compare the competition: Chevrolet and Plymouth.
Neither had the elegant proportions, and their radiator-grilles fall flat compared to the Ford.
Photo by BobbaLew.
A Ford Flat-head V8 (note flat cylinder casting on left cylinder-bank. Both head-castings are finned cast-aluminum Offenhouser [“off-in-HOUZE-err”] high-compression hotrod parts — stock flat-head cylinder castings are cast-iron and not finned).
Ford also had a V8, the Flat-head (at left), that became the basis of hot-rodding.
Mainly because -a) it was so cheap and available, and -b) it responded well to hot-rodding.
But above all, Fords had the look. For that we can thank Edsel and Gregorie.
Perhaps their greatest triumph was the ’39 Ford five-window coupe, a car that soundly trumps the competition — e.g. the ’39 Chevy.
’39 Ford five-window coupe.
How could GM’s Art & Colour style so many turkeys?
Earl ladled heavy glitz on GM cars for years, yet never styled cars as successful-looking as the Fords.
Perhaps his only styling triumph was the Buick Y-Job in 1938.
General Motors didn’t get its act in gear until Bill Mitchell in the middle ‘60s, the first Buick Riviera, the second iteration Corvairs, the Corvette, and the second-generation Camaro and Firebird.
The ’39 and ’40 Ford coupes are remarkable, and rightfully became a hot-rodding icon.
Although quite often the original Flat-head was replaced by a modern overhead-valve V8, first Oldsmobile or Cadillac, and then the SmallBlock Chevy.
1941 Ford.
But for the 1941 model-year, Gregorie crashed, in my humble opinion.
They had to keep up with the competition, mainly GM and Chrysler Corporation, who were also redesigning their cars.
So for the 1941 model year, the Ford was redesigned, making it squatter and fatter.
After WWII Ford put a much better-looking grille on it, but even that looked plain.
The ’46 pictured has that grille.
The front of the car pictured.
The WWII era Fords look okay, but nowhere near as dramatic and attractive as earlier Fords.
They’re a Grandma’s car, hardly the inspiration for a hotrod movement like the ‘30s Fords were.
Our neighbor in south Jersey had one when I was a child. —Seemed appropriate, they were very conventional.
Stationwagons had been wood, so this car is “woodie,” the love of California surfers.
And stationwagons were a wood body on a car chassis, constructed by an outside body manufacturer.
Stationwagons got their names from being employed to meet railroad trains at a station, to cart luggage and clients to a hotel. That is, a hotel owned the stationwagon.
Stationwagons saw little use outside the resort trade, a rural resort meeting clients at the train-station.
A ’51 Plymouth suburban.
A ’47 Chevy Sub.
Photo by BobbaLew.
The wagon.
The first all-steel stationwagon was the 1951 Plymouth, although it could also be said the Chevrolet Suburban was an all-steel stationwagon.
The Sub goes back to 1935.
But the Sub was a truck; the Plymouth is a car.
I remember riding in a Plymouth all-steel stationwagon as a child. It was great fun, an adventure in automotive discovery.
Our family purchased a used 1957 Chevrolet stationwagon in 1963.
I drove it quite a bit.
Our wagon was a 283 PowerPak, four-barrel carb and dual exhausts. A great car.
Here was a car I could sleep in, although a bit cramped for that.
I had the rear seats folded down, although I don’t think it was a nine-seater; three rows of seats.
Only two rows; a six-seater.
What I wanted all through college was a ’55 Chevrolet stationwagon with the vaunted Chevy SmallBlock.
I’ve never been in a woodie.
Even more practical was a van, a small house on wheels.
You could almost stand in one.
Better for extended travel than an all-steel stationwagon.
I’ve had a few stationwagons myself, a ’76 Volkswagen Dasher, and an ’89 Honda Civic All-Wheel-Drive wagon.
Compared to our Honda, a ’55 Chevy wagon was a let-down. Too flimsy.
I’m sure this woodie would be worse.
It has modern modifications, a Mustang front-end, and a 450 cubic-inch Chevy motor.
Looks nice, but I’m sure it’d be frightening.
Too much motor in a flimsy old car.

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